#CoupleGoals

This is fantastic! I must remember this one! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

They didn’t laugh because the joke made them drool instead 🐶

I asked the librarian for a book on Pavlov and Schroedinger. She said: It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not.

“First, Ivan Pavlov would sever a dog's esophagus and sew the loose ends to its throat, leaving a pair of adjacent holes that connected, by separate passages, to its mouth and stomach. Then he'd slice through the dog's abdomen, carve a hole in the wall of its stomach, and stitch open another permanent wound.” Can we please stop talking about this piece of s**t?

The mill I worked at had the noon whistle, which was also the call for the ERT if there was an incident. My boss heard the whistle one day for the ERT but just assumed it was noon and ate his lunch.

If Pavlov was from Spain, would his name have been »Pablo«?

I laughed! LOL

I like this one!!

Your also to witty for me (please explain the joke?

Should have stuck with a meat powder reference

Stop for a second and think about posting that. Going to class, making a casual unprepared quip (and a painfully obvious -- borderline dadjoke -- one at that), and feeling so aggrieved by the lack of spontaneous applause, that you get on the internet and moan about it in the hopes of.... what? Belated retroactive validation? I want to hug Mr Fawley and tell him he is enough, because this post honestly broke my heart.

What? No one even barked?!

Mine had a poster with a similar joke in his classroom

Sorry, the correct phrase is "Too cool for school"...that is why you fail 😎

Definitely not the right crowd to make dead cat jokes when discussing Schrodinger.

I thought your remark was funny!

More things that literally never happened

I gotta go feed my dog.

Look up Eddie Izzard’s take on Pavlov with dog and cat. Hilarious! https://youtu.be/lf9Jy9JQgnY

LOL

And stop pretending that adverts aren't louder than the programmes.

I bet they were worried initially whether it was a pirate ship or not

Very punny!

Sauron is watching

Now imagine, if countries started listening to climate scientists...

petition to make this the cereals new tag line

Am I the only person who thinks that's a really stupid looking car?

i had to read it twice to understand

Tip: replace the grapefruit with a flavorless amino acid water beverage and watch even more stubborn joy melt from your body in places you didn’t even know you were storing it!

Oh damn, i was in the process of launching someone into the Sun! All that wasted effort!

She should market it as "PH 7" and make a fortune

Theres practically infinite amount more cheese you aren’t eating!

They have a point though

fr like you get a house free of rent, a nice patch of sunlight no other competition with plants or weeds, good water and soil BUT OF COURSE, U HAVE TO BE UNGRATEFUL AND DIE BECAUSE LIFE IS JUST TOO HARD

Give that guide a raise!

So, does it mean, when you make such a pic, and you send it to someone, that you're actually mooning them?

Booooriiinnnggg....

nihil sub sole novum....

Ba-dum-tss

This gives me anxiety

catenheimmer

In natural selection we trust

The Prof would say octopuses;)

Saving this. This applies to everything.

Why “future biologist”? contemporary crazy netizens will believe this picture to be a true proof.

Or we are that tiny galaxy in Orion's belt (Men in Black movie reference)...

Awww!

Look, some projects just happen, ok?

Good example of how the greatest artists aren’t appreciated until after they die.