Doggy must think it's their birthday and Christmas rolled into one!

In your near future, I see..banana cake, banana bread, banana smoothies. All those bananas are going to drive you….well, you know. 😉

how dashing

Your cat, of course, is who you thank.

Ding dong! Your package is here!

Masters of the Unishirt

Sounds like something you would read about *in* The Onion.

Looks like a mother in law at your wedding.

It's an axe.

Your cat looks pissed off and scared. Stop giving your pets anguish for a photo please.

Oh my gosh 😍 I love that he's wonky 😍

He will grow into it, right?

It's like you got into Hogwarts or something.

Those fiends!!!

Maybe it grows when you add water?

That is not too bad. The Iris needs time to blossom. Or would you rather have flowers you could throw away in 2 days? The flowers photographed are on top of their game - usually after about three or four days. In the Netherlands, it is normal to get flowers that will last at least about a week. In other words - the flowers in the red vase are old(er) - the ones in the dark vase are fresh. ( Florist speaking here)

I've see some bad ones of these... but the fact that this one didn't even try to get it right offends me the most.

😅

"Seriously?"

that is an insult to pigs

the key word being "pepperoni," as in one single pepperoni

i cant decide which one is worse

When a 6 yo restocks:

....I like the "bad" one more...

tbh both are nightmare material, just in different ways

This does not seem like a fail Edited to add: for the buyer

Ooooh I do love a bit of espresso Gromit!

Please don’t talk meanly about my Uncle Clunt.

That's because it's sensitive.....needs extra protection.

Hi Invisible Graphics Card!

Someone order the salmonella sack?

Bastard! Wusthof are very expensive... OP could possibly get a refund through eBay.

Replacing fondant with buttercream, they did you a favour!

Kuman?

You said the magic word: China. Did you really expect it to turn out like the original picture?

This looks like the seller stole images from the artist Anya Boz, and tried to pass them off, as their own, like the Grinch baby.

Maybe you selected the 'dirty and battered' option when you purchased them?

It didn't even come with the dog!

Now we gotta talk about the hell pumpkin welcome mat.

I live in Perú, and can swear I heard a loud 'TOLD YOU SO! HA!' from a distance, followed by a hard slap.

A swimsuit for your phone?

Well, at least they proved it to you. ☺

And this is why you always check the listed dimensions rather than looking at the picture.

THAT IS A CRIME

Person who ordered it probably just got their order resent to them after making a report/complaint. Score for our OP.

Looks comfy though

I'm gonna start ordering stuff from Walmart online, seems like a good way to deal with some built up frustration

I don't know...I kind of find the ones you got prettier than the ones you chose. Maybe try them out? At least your feet won't break off after an hour xD

Really took me a minute to figure out the one received is actually a hat and not a bustier

Happened to me once...ordered a cute escort and wound up with a girdle.

They think she needs more sex in her life