Doggy must think it's their birthday and Christmas rolled into one!

Is that (in front of the bone) a tiny candy banana for scale?

In my opinion (and that of every dental veterinary specialist I have ever talked to) giving your dogs bones and hard chews are dangerous for their teeth. If the bones are small enough they can chew off pieces and get them stuck in their intestinal tracts (I had to remove a large ham bone from a 110 lb mastiff cross under partial anesthesia because the bone was right over the vocal cord area and the dog could not be intubated due to the pressure: he did fine btw) or break their teeth. I never give my dogs bones and they get almost anything else I eat (in small portions and avoiding fats and such: they don't like bananas very much for scale). Most dental specialists will recommend not giving your dog something you can't bend or make an indentation with your fingernail into or hit your leg with the treat and not hurt yourself. Yes, in the wild wolves and hyenas and such eat bones...but a maltese mix is not a wolf. Fixing a broken carnaissal tooth requires a root canal or extraction.

The dog they sent you is kinda small. Did you check the dimensions?

"We're gonna need a bigger dog."

Did this to our cairn terrier and my dachshund. The terrier spent the better part of the day trying to go through the dog door to get the thing outside without success. The dachshund tried so hard to lift it, his little butt popped up in the air. Eventually, the dachshund decided to chew it into sections and hide pieces of his stash all over the house.

What the heck! is that bone from a t rex

Is that bone real? And if so, what animal?

I guarantee the doggy does not mind this.

I remember working at a Pet Store when a customer came up to pay for one of these. Without thinking I asked"big Dog?" and the customer replied "Small dog with a lot of ambition."

Where can I get my own Silky Hedgehog? Yours is so cute!

Is that maggots on the end of the bone and one on the bed????

How big were you expecting a cow leg to be?

so small the dog i mean

What’s wrong with this ? You won’t have to buy another one for 3 years!

That's not from wish...maybe the dog is

Mission successfully completed

That bone is bigger than they are!

your doggy so cute

In your near future, I see..banana cake, banana bread, banana smoothies. All those bananas are going to drive you….well, you know. 😉

how dashing

Your cat, of course, is who you thank.

Ding dong! Your package is here!

Masters of the Unishirt

Sounds like something you would read about *in* The Onion.

Looks like a mother in law at your wedding.

It's an axe.

Your cat looks pissed off and scared. Stop giving your pets anguish for a photo please.

Oh my gosh 😍 I love that he's wonky 😍

He will grow into it, right?

It's like you got into Hogwarts or something.

Those fiends!!!

Maybe it grows when you add water?

That is not too bad. The Iris needs time to blossom. Or would you rather have flowers you could throw away in 2 days? The flowers photographed are on top of their game - usually after about three or four days. In the Netherlands, it is normal to get flowers that will last at least about a week. In other words - the flowers in the red vase are old(er) - the ones in the dark vase are fresh. ( Florist speaking here)

I've see some bad ones of these... but the fact that this one didn't even try to get it right offends me the most.

😅

"Seriously?"

that is an insult to pigs

the key word being "pepperoni," as in one single pepperoni

i cant decide which one is worse

When a 6 yo restocks:

....I like the "bad" one more...

tbh both are nightmare material, just in different ways

This does not seem like a fail Edited to add: for the buyer

Ooooh I do love a bit of espresso Gromit!

Please don’t talk meanly about my Uncle Clunt.

That's because it's sensitive.....needs extra protection.

Hi Invisible Graphics Card!

Someone order the salmonella sack?

Bastard! Wusthof are very expensive... OP could possibly get a refund through eBay.

Replacing fondant with buttercream, they did you a favour!