Very well said, couldn't agree more.

I hope you'll meet him asap

I'm laughing about this tweet and crying thinking about the future of our country

Can you take him back?

He keeps eating all that McDonalds, you’ll see him soon enough and we. Won’t havve too iimpeach him!

oh my goshhhh who woulda thought satan was a savage

Satan, make Trump great again!

Oh don't worry Dad, Trump will soon be with you!

BAHAHAHA!

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OK all you hard working people look at your paycheck in February 2018 and then tell me you feel the same.

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Turn out "satan" is a democrat, who would've thought, eh.

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BP scrapes the bottom of the barrel again for content

That's fair.

I pictured a sassy snap at the end

Jeez... the comment sections are really messy on all of these. can’t we just enjoy this for what it is?

Does this mean Santa gets letters from dyslexic Satanists?

Couple of years back, I watched few horror flicks day after day and was so terrified in the night, that someone is beneath my bed and was afraid af all the time to get down. Finally I had to remove all 4 legs from bed and now it sits on floor. No more fear, Yay!

Open a kebab shop.

Comedian Jim Jefferies has a amazing cameo related to this. A must watch. Search on youtube - Jim Jefferies hell vs heaven. I would recommend using headphones in office hours though.

Yup, lit with hot boiling oil..

Well you should, maybe you can earn some money

I had to read this like 3 times. I can't believe that is on a sign. I must be misunderstanding it's meaning right?

When Satan has better burns than you do

It feels like the closet door on the left is going to open slowly...

Priorities

Relatable

lol

I have always wondered this, why Hell Meant to be agony and pain. If you are a bad person and done some super bad s**t entire life, then Satan is gonna dig you, you are his boy after all.

Lol... now every time a guy uses that cheesy line on a girl, she should just clap back n ask him if he thinks she's the devil!

This is disgusting and I have the urge to cry now.

which one is the person in a costume?

That was deep...

*awkward pause*

I approve this message!

This doesn't apply to Vampires and Dorian Gray (if he never looked at his painting)

Rightly said.

*Drills into ground to try and find hell*

yes.

Before is was a satanic symbol is was a fertility symbol....

So very true. You need to burn some bridges to get where your going.

Yoga Pants? OK ladies if you get killed make sure you're not wearing Yoga Pants as apparently you may get to heaven but your pants are going to hell, no one wants their first impression of meeting god to go wrong because he can see your minge.

Yay!

Awww, Thanks! Please don't let God know.

...and you best believe god is Packin!! (ouch - thinnin' out them edges!)

*grabs rocket launcher* how bout a tank

😂😂

True True...

Nor do any of us.

Please someone do this and make a vid.

HA! ah i have said this many a time.