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Whether it's political, economic, or social turmoil, the modern world can be hard to cope with. We need every tool that can help us—and humor should not be underestimated. A good joke can make even the toughest day a little easier.
The Facebook page Sarcasm Sodality shares funny, relatable, and, at times, ridiculous memes about pretty much all aspects of everyday life. Relationships, school, work, you name it. To paraphrase the legendary Chandler Bing himself, they can warm up your hollow tin chest. Hopefully!
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#1
CEO Survival Challenge
Sarah Belt 9 months ago
And a second job to make ends meet that won't let them reschedule when they have a conflict with a vote.
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Geoffrey Scott 9 months ago
I have no problem with successful people. What I DO have a problem with is them assuming they got there on their OWN.
Nikole 9 months ago
Make it an undetermined period of time. Will it end tomorrow? Will it end in a year? They should live with uncertainty.
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Brian Droste 9 months ago
That is not very long, how about 6 months so they can really see what it is like.
Ziggle 9 months ago
Make it a year so they can experience the different struggles based on seasonal changes and challenges.
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Heras buddy 9 months ago
How about politicians living only on minimum wage. With no health insurance or food stamps?
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#2
Back to the future plans
Heras buddy 9 months ago
Investigate a certain real estate developer for fraud. And put him in jail.
John Dilligaf 9 months ago
move to NYC. Maybe "accidently" run over a certain real estate developer
pfeils wife 9 months ago
I'm afraid to type what I would do.. in fear of getting banned from BP. Or worse... a knock at my door. Y'all know me by now... use your imagination! 😉😂
Jason Kennith 9 months ago (edited)
I'm confused. Give us a hint. I've said some pretty extreme stuff and haven't gotten banned.
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Chris the Bobcat 9 months ago
Make sure I go to a Motorhead concert this time around before Lemmy dies.
Grey Beard 9 months ago
They were that band I always meant to go see but never got around to it because they were always on tour and I'd see them at some point... then I couldn't.
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Libstak 9 months ago
Save every spare dollar and buy a s**t tonne of bitcoin when it starts up in 2007-08.
The Shark 8 months ago
Might be better off buying Amazon and Apple stock. That was when Amazon was still a bookstore and Apple only made computers.
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The Shark 8 months ago
Please!? The Apprentice was definitely NOT worth keeping him around, and It's not like he did anything GOOD for the world prior to that. Were the steaks or scam university around yet?
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Surly Scot 9 months ago
Tell myself not to move to America, stay home and get a college degree in ANYTHING for free.
Ashbug 9 months ago
Complain because I have to get up at five am to catch a bus to high school
Bewitched One 9 months ago
Not anymore cause you’re the same age you are now but in the past
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As the name of the Facebook page suggests, much of its content is sarcastic. And congratulations if you can tell which of the memes belong to this category because some scientists believe the ability to detect sarcasm is pretty useful.
"Our culture in particular is permeated with sarcasm," says Katherine Rankin, a neuropsychologist at the University of California at San Francisco.
"People who don't understand sarcasm are immediately noticed. They're not getting it. They're not socially adept."
#3
Nothing Is The Plan
ALittleKnownGoddess 9 months ago
And they are excellent plans. Especially if doing nothing includes time spent with the doggo and good books.
Saphyre Fyre 9 months ago
No doggo here; but 4 precious kitties; and the good books.
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TruthoftheHeart 9 months ago
Definitely. I have that snack and movie plan can't cancel on my cat, she'll never forgive me.
Grey Beard 9 months ago
Other people: "if I won the lottery, I'd work for charities, give to the community, use the money to help others less fortunate". Me: "I'd sit on the couch and try to watch every single video on YouTube".
#4
Pure Intentions, Questionable Context
Moonie Pinkslip 9 months ago
which is simply a prison expression, nothing to do with being kissed while asleep
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Sergio Bicerra 9 months ago
Come on, who doesn't want to be waken up by Crazy Joe from cell 32D?
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 9 months ago
That went from RomCom, to Suspense Thriller, to Horror real quick.
Tom Hardeveld 9 months ago
I keep saying that but nooo, the judge keeps telling I'M the weird one
Lynette Vella 9 months ago
This happened to me this morning by my husband - we'd been up for 37 hours flying from Australia to Florida, going to bed at 2 am our time - he finally woke me up at 12 pm.
#5
Flipped Means Focused
Bored Sailor 9 months ago
This exactly this. Put the phone away or down to not distract, not to hide.
Dragons Exist 9 months ago
I wonder if my phone does that, since it's always on silent anyway
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Why do people think that A) not showing you something (i.e. turning your phone screen away when they try and look) means you're "hiding something", & B) if I AM actually hiding something, that me admitting to it means that they get to see it? People act like the "something" that someone's "hiding" is evidence of murder or something, rather than it just being none of their business
Chris the Bobcat 9 months ago
To be fair, I turn the phone over at night because my cat has walked on it and turned the alarm off before.
Moonie Pinkslip 9 months ago
Uh...some phones don't ring when flipped over, so sometimes when talking to another, I flip my phone so it doesn't disturb us....
Sarcasm has saturated 21st-century America so much that according to one study of a database of telephone conversations, 23 percent of the time that the phrase “yeah, right” was used, it was uttered sarcastically.
When a team of researchers from Harvard, Columbia, and Insead had volunteers engage in a sincere, sarcastic, or neutral (control) exchange before completing a creative task, they found that it's a pretty good mental workout.
"Those in the sarcasm conditions subsequently performed better on creativity tasks than those in the sincere conditions or the control condition," Harvard's Francesca Gino, who participated in the study, explained. "This suggests that sarcasm has the potential to catalyze creativity in everyone."
"That being said, ... it is possible that naturally creative people are also more likely to use sarcasm, making it an outcome instead of [a] cause in this relationship."
#6
Goblin Boyfriend Blues
Goony 9 months ago
Mind your own business Old Tom. What my gf and I do in our free time is our business.
StarCrossedFriday 9 months ago
Question is, are we talking 'I hand-made this superb soft toy', or 'I'm a magician and I turned my bf into this delightful substitute?
#7
Stuck in the Same Spot
Just Another Karen 9 months ago
everytime my only wish is to throw it against the wall cursing even its past generations
Fack Suckerberg 9 months ago (edited)
There is a technical solution for that: The hand-held tape gun dispenser
Bewitched One 9 months ago
I take a tiny bit and fold it over when I’m done with it
Load More Replies... Tom Hardeveld 9 months ago
plot twist, it was at the other side after you turned it 56 times and broke 3 nails
Novlette Williams 9 months ago
I actually don't find this kind of trauma funny. Oh the nightmares!
#8
Escalator Adventures Ahead
Ron Man 9 months ago
Well, most escalators are in department stores and shopping malls, so.... lol
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Karl der Große 9 months ago
I recently had a birthday. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I envy this kid.
LauraDragonWench 9 months ago (edited)
My birthday's tomorrow - if I wasn't such a shut-in, I'd follow this kid's example. 😄
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Marat Singh Farout 9 months ago
They are truly magical to the childmind, they appear grow into steps then shrink and disappear over and over
Lost Panda 9 months ago
I remember being a kid and the escalator being like this for me. There were times my mother would see this and even if we didn't need to use it she would let me go up and down before leaving. XD
BookFanatic 9 months ago
Fantastic. I sat across the aisle from a young lady and her grandma who were celebrating the girl's 3rd birthday by going to "ride the choo from here to there and here" (their local train station all the way down to Chicago and back) because they like choos. Lol
#9
Laidback Meets Firecracker
Grey Beard 9 months ago
Because two loud, fiery people in a relationship would be a constant war and two quiet, laid back people would never do anything.
April Pickett 9 months ago
There's a thing called "opposites attract" going on when fire and ice connect.
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 9 months ago (edited)
EXACTLY! my loving, quiet, settled, hubby used to come out when i was dealing with people on the phone, and sign to me to put it on speaker so he could enjoy the whole 'conversation'.....gosh i miss him!! i have no limiting presence in my life now.....sigh (widow for 14 years)
Bettye McKee 9 months ago
That seems like a small percentage of the time you have to put up with her.
Inservio Smurf 9 months ago
Because a woman with manners in today's world, is up there with homeopathy, astrology, and other mythical nonsense.
This is because "to create or decode sarcasm, both the expressers and recipients of sarcasm need to overcome the contradiction (i.e., psychological distance) between the literal and actual meanings of the sarcastic expressions," Gino said.
The process is facilitated by abstraction, which in turn promotes creative thinking.
"Not only did we demonstrate the causal effect of expressing sarcasm on creativity and explore the relational cost sarcasm expressers and recipients have to endure, we also demonstrated ... the cognitive benefit sarcasm recipients could reap."
#10
Worth the Wait
nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
In a way, we are all wearing leather gloves.
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Dave Walters 9 months ago
Neither a coin or 400 years old. It's a Georgian, lead farmers token.
LauraDragonWench 9 months ago
I thought the coin was being displayed on little straw dolls at first. 😂
Peeka_Mimi 9 months ago
Yikes on bikes. That indicates serious health issues. Liver failure if i recall.
Bewitched One 9 months ago
Their hands are covered in dirt. Very dry dirt I would assume. If they already had dry skin, this doesn’t indicate liver failure
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Headaches and Shadows
Tom Hardeveld 9 months ago
I have a headache. it is the best headache, it is tremendous! No-one got a better headache than me...
#12
Oceanic Optical Illusions
David Jackson 9 months ago
Thanks I really did not know what it was until now
Load More Replies... LauraDragonWench 9 months ago
Only a second? I swear I look at this every time for at least 10 seconds before everything clicks, and then I start cackling like a maniac. 😂
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Goony 9 months ago
Do sea urchins grow that big? More importantly, do they have teeth on their bottom side?
Pyla 9 months ago
some species are very big. As a kid in Japan we went to an island to camp and the urchin spines were as thick as a pencil. They weren't super long, all broken off and worn down.
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#13
Heart Attack Hustle
Andy Frobig 9 months ago
And then Redd had a real heart attack and nobody believed him. The fable of The Boy Who Cried I'm Comin' Elizabeth
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Robert T 9 months ago
Just for you, Julie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcrsW8CAC5s
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Cybele Spanjaard 9 months ago
He has odd nostrils totally different, Like the expression in his eye..oh, and did he have to pay the ambulance costs as well? Or suddenly recovered and was able to be escorted to a car owned by a good Samaritan, but a stranger drove him to the hospital, where he suddenly opened the door and said thanks, just let me off here..then walked in and waited for his wife to finish her double shifts at work, who then drove him home as he doesn't have a driver's licence and....OK one scenario...could make so many stories about this imposter..called..?
Inservio Smurf 9 months ago
This is nonsense. It is physically impossible for a human to consume enough food OR drink, to even approach the cost of one ambulance ride in murica. There are entire NATIONS that cannot foot that kind of bill.
Penny Pexman, a psycholinguist at the University of Calgary, uncovered that we can understand more about sarcasm's complexity by looking at its developmental trajectory across childhood.
Generally, kids under five are simply unable to detect sarcastic statements and tend to take them literally. And even after they start to realize that the words are veiling some kind of hidden meaning, they may struggle to understand nuances. For example, they may think that someone is simply lying.
An understanding of sarcasm's use in humor, as a form of teasing, comes last of all. "That develops particularly late – at around 9 or 10 years of age on average," said Pexman.
#14
Still Building Wonders
Nea 9 months ago
This is the National Fisheries Development Board building, located in Hyderabad, India. This is my entertainment every time I enter city from the airport.
Robert T 9 months ago
And it was supposed to be a bit more dramatic looking than that!
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howdylee 9 months ago
I see your fish building, and raise you the Longaberger basket building in Newark, Oh. https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g50751-d1100060-Reviews-World_s_Largest_Basket-Newark_Ohio.html
Fack Suckerberg 9 months ago (edited)
In less free, less democratic and less developed countries you can still find great new architecture. Free nations don't have money for this royal architecture, because healthcare, free education and social benefits. Ok, if you live in the U.S., you're dicked.
Cybele Spanjaard 9 months ago
Australia has the Big Banana , The Big Prawn and a few other bigs
urbeinghunted 25 7 months ago
They have my house which in my opinion is darn awesome
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Elaine Reed 9 months ago
Those cathedrals took generations of workers to build. By hand. To the glory of their God, so they worked their best into the fabric of them. They did it through Black death pandemics and wars. Modern buildings seldom get the dedication to this degree of the workers.
TruthoftheHeart 9 months ago
Seriously and why do we use the most boring colors for most things ? I want to see neighborhoods with a rainbow of houses and fun looking buildings. Full Dr.seuss. except for the thneedville plastic plants
Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
Try looking at images of Zaandam in the Netherlands, or the Cube Houses of Rotterdam. There was a really interesting complex on the outskirts of Copenhagen. Something like this: https://www.evolo.us/big-completes-its-trilogy-of-housing-with-the-8-house-in-copenhagen/ - it had heather planted on each rooftop "step."
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Cathy Carey 9 months ago
There is that place in Arabia, the palm shaped island, and that really tall tower.
#15
Millennial Mystery Solved
Jaya 9 months ago
The world is gonna end, let's make a baby so that it can die with us in the apocalypse!
#16
Reporting With a Twist
#17
Proudly Doing Nothing
Wang Zhuang 9 months ago
I'm too lazy to shake my fist angrily, maybe just a quick wave annoyingly
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Melissa Ebling 9 months ago
If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the gut. But you are lazy, aren't you? Ah don't get me started.
This developmental arc seems to follow the emergence of the "theory of mind" – a child's capacity to understand another’s intentions – which tends to become more sophisticated with age.
Other factors may include vocabulary and grammar, the capacity to pick up on the subtle vocal cues that might signal the sarcastic meaning, and an understanding of the contexts in which sarcasm might or might not be expected. This can only come with extensive experience in social situations. "There are all these pieces that a child needs to put together, but none of them is sufficient, by itself, to understand sarcasm," Pexman added.
#18
Priorities in the Afterlife
#19
Parental Logic, Explained
Pamula Furness 9 months ago
In some cases that's the best outcome for the child
Load More Replies... Joanne Earle 9 months ago
My smother used this as her argument when she DEMANDED that I be at her beck and call. I'd mentioned that we were thinking of moving a couple hours away cause it was cheaper and she started her hypochondria wailing, 'But what about MEEEEEEEE!! I took care of you! Up nights when you were sick! You owe me!' God I was so happy when she finally died.
Michael Largey 9 months ago
My mother usually started any request/demand with "I spent 72 hours in labor with you..." Yeah, mom, i know. I was there, remember?
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Kenny Kulbiski 9 months ago
I don't know what I was doing before being born but I don't believe this whole birth thing was my idea.
Jason Kennith 9 months ago (edited)
My dad would say this sort of thing all the time to my siblings and I. He'd be like: "I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEADS! I GAVE YOU FOOD AND WATER" and we'd be like: "yeah cuz that's the bare minimum and you'd lose us if you didn't give us our basic needs" and then he'd threaten to take those things away.
Blah Blah Blah 9 months ago
Here's an idea... Don't f*****g have kids if you don't want to provide basic a*s needs!
Elaine Reed 9 months ago
There are deposit boxes for mistake babies in some countries. Put the baby into the heated deposit box and your anonimity is preserved and someone else makes sure baby survives.
Schnitzel 9 months ago
There should also be a Return Policy or We Changed Our Minds policy. That way, parents can just opt out of future parenting and someone else can give the child the life it deserves!
#20
Passing the torch moment
Papa 9 months ago
You aren't new here. May I ask why you still expect the posts to match the title?
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#21
Garden Drama Unfolds
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Good can’t k**l him lol he’s a needed part of the eco system , and he’s kinda yup saying try it I dare you 😂
detective miller's hat 9 months ago
he also looks like he's going to turn into an awesome looking moth
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BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
That's an oleander hawkmoth. That's a very rare traveler to northern Europe, as they don't do well in cold climates. They are considered one of the most beautiful moths, and people pay good money to breed them.
Jeanne Sherry 9 months ago
Haha. Wouldn’t you be, if your future was turning into a moth?
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KatSaidWhat 9 months ago
There are some amazing and scary looking caterpillars out there that turn into the most beautiful moths and butterflies. Same as spiders - there is one that looks like Mr Pringles.
Bi.Felicia 9 months ago
There's a spider that looks like the Pringles guy?
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By the time they are teens, many children have mastered these complex skills, and they start to experiment with them, primarily by testing their effects on others. And, probably, creating memes!
#22
Speed Limit Confusion
ElfVibratorGlitter 9 months ago
No, that 20 mph needs to be hidden by trees on the way down a hill. Then, yep
Kelly H. Wilder 9 months ago
I am about 2.5 hrs west of you, and it's definitely not a meme here, either. Random speed limit changes + TN troopers = big revenue.
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Joanne Earle 9 months ago
Manderson Wyoming pop. 88. We got a speeding ticket only b/c he saw our out of state plate and wanted to generate income. We'd slowed b/c an RV was making a right turn and had just accelerated to about 20 and we got pulled over. But he wrote it for 10 over so that it wouldn't get reported to insurance. Apparently it's a law in WY that 10 and under isn't reported. He knew we couldn't come back from MA to fight it.
Surf Tile 9 months ago (edited)
Call and give it to a local traffic lawyer, they'll do that for you. BTW stay five below posted in Emporia VA.
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Biytemii 9 months ago
I hate this they do this in my town...They'll set exactly by this certain Hill that goes from 45 to 35 at the top as you're coming down so sit towards the bottom of the hill where they know you're going to be coming down at about 50-55 because why would you waste braking down this hill while you're already going 45-50 And it doesn't actually come into an area that matters till a little bit past the hill.
Toothless Feline 9 months ago
There used to be a longtime speed trap in my city just outside downtown, where the freeway speed drops from 65 mph to 55 mph, and there's a beautiful hiding spot there under an overpass embankment behind a curve. Once, long before Waze existed, I got picked up there by a cop who had three officers on the shoulder writing tickets while a fourth officer was just walking back and forth across the lanes pointing at drivers and directing them to pull over. There were already five cars on the shoulder. The cops abandoned it some years ago after they realized that Waze users were always marking the spot with a hidden cop.
Load More Replies... Andy Frobig 9 months ago
South Egremont, MA. If it's their sole source of revenue, I wouldn't be surprised
Karen Klinck Klinck 9 months ago
except the 20 MPH sign is 90% hidden behind a drooping tree limb in most small towns.
lovemy suffolk 9 months ago
Except they'll also have tree branches or something else partially obscuring the sign.
#23
Built-in bodyguard duty
ShimmerandShine 9 months ago
Am I the only person that thinks it looks freaky and gross?? That pic makes me so uncomfortable.
StrangeOne 9 months ago
Nah, I'm with you. There's also a spider like this but with a coin looking body that buries itself in sand.
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Tonyah Mcanelly 9 months ago
Imagine the pain mom had to endure to get that head through the birth canal.
JayhawkJoey 9 months ago
Ants are freaky. The population of ants outweigh us, and they're organized m-fers. They get it together, and the planet's theirs.
Mary Peace 9 months ago
Very important job, makes a change from saying, "Put the wood in the hole."
Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
you would be more productive than everyone in the current administration
Becky Samuel 9 months ago
Imagine being born and all you have to do is stand there being a door while other ants bring you delicious food, keep the climate control correct, tidy up after you and wait on your every need. Compare that to any human job ever and the ant is definitely onto a winner here.
#24
Lunch Then Freedom
#25
Height Expectations vs Reality
ghost gurl 9 months ago
wearing high heels isnt lying about your height ............
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Pyla 9 months ago
I AM LIVING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
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Grey Beard 9 months ago
My 6ft tall ex-wife would regularly be asked by men how tall she was, nearly every time "you can't be 6ft, I'm 6. 1 and you're taller than me?!?!".
LauraDragonWench 9 months ago
Yup. The few times I was social I'd get the same thing. The faces on those men, when I told them I was 6'1", were absolutely priceless.
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Ryan Barnhart 9 months ago
I'm a guy and I'm just shy of 6'1". What's funny is everyone argues that I'm lying and I'm actually taller. Mostly it's short guys that argue that I'm taller so they don't feel as short.
Scott Rackley 9 months ago
My middle sister would claim she was 5'11" while looking me dead in the eyes. I'm 6'1". So I asked if she wanted me to go get a tape measure. Nope. I don't know why she's insecure about her height. That's why her husband was first attracted to her. To quote him, "I like big girls"
Bewitched One 9 months ago
I believe “big girls” usually refers to their weight…. Not their height… just an fyi
Load More Replies... Just Another Karen 9 months ago
i'm 5'1. even my little sister is taller than me 🤷 (i'm 32, she's 14)
Saphyre Fyre 9 months ago
I still remember when I was on the dating site I met my now forever man in; the one who said he was 5'7" (I am 5'7") had the nerve to ask me "are you sure you're 5'7"?" He was shorter than I. LOL maybe HE should recheck HIS OWN height!
Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
Oh, yes they do lie. My girlfriend in college thought being tall would drive away guys. She said she was 5'8" but would admit to 5'10". I used to have a picture of me standing next to her. Even though she was wearing sandals, not high heels, the top op her head came to the bottom of my ear. I was 6'4", so she was about six feet tall. Well, she eventually must have become comfortable about her height because she married a guy she towers over.
#26
Epic Sign Fail
Marsha Hultberg 9 months ago
For those like me -- A tradwife is a woman who believes in and practices traditional gender roles and marriages. Some may choose to take a homemaking role within their marriage, over their careers. What's a career??
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Bettye McKee 9 months ago
Wanna bet those two switched places just before the picture was taken?
#27
Breakfast Logic, Alabama Style
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
The last time this was posted on BP everyone got busy describing what they personally refer to this as, rather than catching the "inbred" joke.
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago (edited)
I'm in the US we call this a very expensive meal. Two whole eggs? In this economy?
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Shelli Aderman 9 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣. (Grew up calling it “Toad in the hole,” but I k law that’s not the joke.)
#28
Barely Different, Still Funny
Fack Suckerberg 9 months ago (edited)
He left us in the same year Forrest Gump has won 6 Academy Awards.
Fire Singer 9 months ago
OMG, if I was still in school I would absolutely start doing random things like this in my papers. I love this!
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Anony Mouse 9 months ago
He was called back to god’s loving arms the year after I graduated high school.
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
Sadly, our protagonist perished in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and ninety five.
Joanne Earle 9 months ago
See this is why I always struggled w/ writing papers. Plagiarism was of course forbidden but how am I supposed to write the paper when I have to basically use the same kinds of sentences?
Grain of salt included 9 months ago
Basically you have to take all of the information as bullets more than sentences. Put all that information in a bowl and then rewrite it pretty much
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M O'Connell 9 months ago (edited)
"His death coincided with the unrelated release of 'Recall' then the latest offering by the creators of Belgian techno anthem 'Pump Up the Jam'"
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago (edited)
I used to do that in school lmao almost 5 decades ago 😂 get the book read it n switch it all around so it didn’t read like the book 😂
#29
Mixed Signals Alert
Lotekguy 9 months ago
It was the part of shop class where they were learning to use glue guns.
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Expectation vs Reality Holiday Edition
Cybele Spanjaard 9 months ago (edited)
Love brings more emotions than expected sometimes..I am going to add due to the fact they are wearing the same outfits, perhaps the baby was passed on to them by her big sister for a while, telling them to get in some practice ?? Query: Is that the baby's fist on his chest in pic#2?Odd
Bettye McKee 9 months ago
You have sucked all the joy out of their lives. And don't ask me where her hand is going.
Terri Martin 9 months ago
Maybe they’re just sad in the second photo because they’re remembering they’re wearing the same outfit as last time.
grilled cheese 9 months ago
my parents love me a lot i’m so blessed that i have loving parents /gen 🫶🏾
Dream Pilot 9 months ago (edited)
on the left, they see you when pic taken, on the right, they saw gorgon and kraken take the picture
#31
Stripes or Legs?
Moonie Pinkslip 9 months ago
When it was explained, it didn't work for me...doesn't look AT ALL like she has two super thin legs...
Fry Day 9 months ago
Took me too long to see it. The white line makes it seem like she has two thin legs. Gotta ignore the shoe.
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Moonie Pinkslip 9 months ago
No, you're not---same as a lot of people. It's MEANT to imply that the white stripe down her side-leg makes it look like she is facing forwards and has two super skinny legs and the white stripe is the gap. Even explained, it was a huge NOPE for me.
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Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 9 months ago
Wow, that was momentarily concerning, don’t-walk-in-wind kind of concerning.
#32
Timeless Fashion Faux Pas
Mary Peace 9 months ago
I'm getting anxious because each face shows a different time! Assuming the clocks aren't working, couldn't they all be set to the same time?
#33
Silent Treatment Level Expert
Karen Klinck Klinck 9 months ago
Oh, I snickered. I expect you have to be a certain age to remember that.
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pam mcgee 9 months ago
I thought it was a fine for littering. (trash, upper right corner)
Load More Replies... Ty Stratton-Quirk 9 months ago
"This seems as good a time as any to tell you that you're adopted."
A. HAM 9 months ago
There is a children’s rhyme in the United States that says, “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back. Step on a line, break your father’s spine.”
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#34
Sandwich or Snack Prop?
Remi (He/Him) 9 months ago
Maybe they're folded so there's no filling at all in the bottom like we see in the scam pictures from stores sometimes
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Cybele Spanjaard 9 months ago
Aw, just the same sandwich from different angles ..what has AI got to do with it?
Inservio Smurf 9 months ago
Murica : SAMMICH Europe : why are...what... how.... Throw that away and let me show you what food looks like without factory output.
#35
Inheritance of Parental Warnings
Analyn Lahr 9 months ago
Just because she's into astrology doesn't necessarily mean she's crazy. It could just be a fun hobby.
Agat 9 months ago
I thought it was about whether she's legal... I think I'm reading too much news.
Rick H 9 months ago
Hyper-religious parent who doesn't think astrology is bs, they think it's satanic
Monosyllabicgirl 9 months ago
? its about doing an astrology birth chart for compatibility, not identity theft. equally scary. unless you're from a religion who believes in it for marriage then it's your belief n power to you.
Claire the Devils Advocate 9 months ago
The girl might be his twin that was adopted out at birth
Catherine Spencer-Mills 9 months ago
I love that sort of stuff. According to a computer generated horoscope (years ago), having been born at 1:50 pm in Yuma AZ, all of my planets, sun and moon are on a cusp. Except Saturn. Analyze that!
Grey Deith 9 months ago
Identify theft is real folk and these getting to know you question... Yeah beware
#36
Love in the Dump
Peppy 9 months ago
D**n it! Now I’m depressed, even dumpster dummies have a better s*x life than me 😢
iBlank 9 months ago
the nice thing about dumpster dummies is they never complain when you join them. The more the merrier!
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Cybele Spanjaard 9 months ago (edited)
Posed but rather sad saying goodbye, don't mind where their legs are ( far left)...think nice, not nasty
#37
Fashion Statements Matter
Analyn Lahr 9 months ago
Yeah, but what about his boss? My supervisor is great, but the people above him, not so much.
Layla Howard 8 months ago
that's my band teacher. i offered him money for a new hairline fixer too
#38
When Mice Go DIY
Peppy 9 months ago
I bet they don’t have matchbox beds and cotton reel tables anymore either, probably get it all from a flat pack mouseware store these days
#39
Reverse Psychology 101
Patricia the Grey 9 months ago
The point is that she didn't respond until the provoking question of the ex
#40
Locked Out of Focus
Sandella 9 months ago
My thumb does that, I find your non mobile thumbs weird! 🤢
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pfeils wife 9 months ago
Settle down now.... it's just that new thing called 'sarcasm'. It's a joke, it's all gonna be ok.
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Jack Muffley 9 months ago
That's crazy.....how are you now supposed to pay attention to her if you can't see her?
#41
Pandemic Level: Expert Gear
Nadine Debard 9 months ago
Nobody could find a mask in March 2020. People fought at airports or gave backhanders to personel in order to steal other country's masks to provide their own country's hospitals. We, people, were asked to sew masks for health professionals. They made aprons cutting trash bags. There were no masks.
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OpheliaPoe 9 months ago
The two strangest grocery shopping areas of my life were the pandemic and living in the DC area in 2002 when the Beltway sniper was in the area. People would park, get out of their cars immediately and crouch down, then scurry to the back of their car staying as low as possible, look both ways in terror, jump up and run into the store. To be fair, one person had already been killed in the shopping center when I went grocery shopping. It was a very strange time.
Kat Alison 9 months ago
Yeah, I lived in the DC area during the sniper time. Weird and scary. i always made sure to buy gas only at gas stations that weren’t too close to an exit to the Beltway.
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ohjojo (you/your's) 9 months ago
recast and rebrand for Wonka did not go over well the first nor the second time
Cybele Spanjaard 9 months ago
So many innovative and useless ideas some people chose to wear then, masks to Match the outfits got to me... I recall especially the lace one some singer wore that matched her figure-squashing gown to her public review! Being lung-compromised, I never went out for almost 2 years except for a hip replacement..fun there. I had someone else shop for me. And then I would try to disinfect the bags and boxes they came in...so far no Covid .. but I did get caught by the InFluA nasty thing..still cautious. A curious time.
Bryan Wright 9 months ago
Rather extreme. It must have been a nightmare driving to the store in those over-pressurized suits.
#42
Swipe Right Squad Goals
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 9 months ago
Right? Just assign each one day and have the weekend off ;-)
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#43
Born To Match
Goony 9 months ago
Everything matches, you girl, him boy, you hat, him no hat you ballon, him no ballon him cake, you sad no cake. However both you and him sitting on a chair, must be soulmates.
Irishwoman abroad 9 months ago
Well, at least your comment was sarcastic! A diamond in a mound of sand!
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urbeinghunted 25 7 months ago (edited)
Sweet home alabama and i'm not even american lol
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Inservio Smurf 9 months ago
Alternate explanation : they are brother & sister, and these pictures were taken in Alabama
#44
Rated Grandpa Approved
Earthquake903 9 months ago
Please do not pay that much money to bury me. I'll just donate my carcass to science for free.
Nicely 9 months ago
Have a backup plan. Where I live that only works if you die on a weekday!
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Morris McGurk 9 months ago
I told my wife, if she's going to spend that much money, better hiring a helicopter and yeet me out of it into the ocean. She was not amused.
ALittleKnownGoddess 9 months ago
My mom insisted that we not spend money for her remains. She saved a coffee can for over 20 years for that purpose. D**n, I love that coffee can.
Monosyllabicgirl 9 months ago
i have requested for my cremains to be held in a coffee can until someone can take them to the ocean so i can see it for the first time. i love regular brewed coffee more than anything so it'd be a waste of money for anything else. your comment just made me realize i should start saving and labelling a can 🤣
Load More Replies... Tom Hardeveld 9 months ago
cremate me and put my ashes in a sand timer so I can still be a part of game-night
LauraDragonWench 9 months ago
I want my body to be used on a body farm. If that can't happen...burn, baby, burn!
Michael Largey 9 months ago
My uncle pre-ordered his coffin. He got it from CostCo. (He had to do it on-line. For some reason, they're hard to find in the stores.)
Ron Man 9 months ago
For the people claiming they're donating their body to science: No, you're really not. Go research what you're actually advocating and you may see it differently. Fertilize a tree or just get cremated and have your ashes scattered.
msf 9 months ago
I was lucky to have a real cadaver in PT school. A real person donated that.
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Liz Butt 9 months ago (edited)
There is a place that was close to where I used to live called the body farm. People donated their bodies to it. They laid the bodies outside in the weather. It was supposed to be where they found out how long it took for the bodies to deteriorate for forensic purposes, so they could work out the length of time a murder victim or dead person was when it was found.
Sharon Roberts 9 months ago
Look into green burial, if it is available in your area. Plain wood box or just a shroud, no embalming chemicals or ashes. Simple and respectful return to the earth.
#45
Just Another Day
Richard Smith 9 months ago
I've never been to England. I assume my ancestors were thrown out for a reason.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Gotta ask why my reply insult much was hidden lmao it is an insult , like tarring us townie twats brush when we so ain’t all like that 😂
#46
Battery Betrayal
Cybele Spanjaard 9 months ago
Well, I guess you got your answer like then, immediately, flashed, dead, gone.. moving on
#47
Midlife Epiphany Mode
Remi (He/Him) 9 months ago
The weird thing your brain does around 45 when you're suddenly all for bird watching and gardening was the latest jump for me
BarfyCat 9 months ago
Right?!? why do we suddenly become interested in birds?
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Michael Largey 9 months ago
When you're 25, you think the whole world is an obscene practical joke. When you're 55, you know it.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
No it really doesn’t lmao ! I’m 60 n I started to think differently around last year 😂
Natalia Allen 9 months ago
The most beautiful thing about my mind changing as I got older was finally not caring what other people thought of me. The peace is lovely and so welcome after 50 years of worrying about it. Bliss!
Xenia Harley 9 months ago
I remember turning 21 and thinking I wouldn't really look forward to any other birthday in quite the same way! (Milestone in USA where you are legally an adult .)
Bryan Wright 9 months ago
It also imbues you with wisdom sadly lacking in most of those under 25.
Tom Hardeveld 9 months ago
and then you turn 50 and all of a sudden lightbulb fixtures become a great topic of conversation
#48
Accidental Love Story
Panda McPandaface 9 months ago
Someone that's not a desperate, needy lunatic possibly.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 9 months ago
I'm pretty sure both people have to verify the relationship before FB announces it. I might be wrong.
#49
Folder Name Flexibility
Serial pacifist 9 months ago
Plus hundred other folders with added numbers at the end to differentiate one from another.
Warren Peece 9 months ago
I like to have the same quantity of digits in each number. So I start with 001, then 002, then 003, etc.
Load More Replies... Fack Suckerberg 9 months ago (edited)
I can't relate to this. Maybe because I'm the IT nerd for 40 years now. My folder names are precise, on point and well organized, including white space and umlauts. Also I'm German ;-)
urbeinghunted 25 7 months ago
I named my essay Untitled document (1). It was handwritten
Load More Replies... Tom Hardeveld 9 months ago
and did I add file ytgvbckjhvs to folder 54drfhu of folder mnbfhbh?
🅴🅳🅶🆈 🅿🅸🅲🅺🅻🅴 9 months ago
✨ R/pointlesslygenderedthings ✨ watch out girly pops, apparently even our folders have to have sparkles now 😂 😂 😂
#50
Surreal Mind Gymnastics
NapQueen 9 months ago
I had a dream the other night that I was a bird, and I was taking my nest-making exam, but I failed. Quite heartbroken actually.
Tom Brincefield 9 months ago
You should have been a pigeon. Hard to fail that with their nestsm
Load More Replies... Libstak 9 months ago
I once dreamed I was chased by a shark in an ocean and a random pyramid was there so I climbed out of the water and turned and sucker punched the shark hard as I could. Woke in a sweat, turned on the TV. 1st documentary just started...how to survive a shark attack was part of it. 2nd documentary directly after, about Egypt and the pyramids. This is the gist of 80% of my dreams that come true, the other 20% are a bit more significant but never the lotto numbers goddammit.
Catlady6000 9 months ago (edited)
Your circus has too many monkies. You may want to simplify your life/environment little. That's what it usually is when I'm being chased by monkeys.
Load More Replies... LauraDragonWench 9 months ago
I only wish my dreams were as simple to parse. I dream in Surround Sound, Technicolor (RIP), IMAX glory, with scripts smashed together into an incomprehensible mess.
ohjojo (you/your's) 9 months ago
Honey, we're having fish tonight. please bring home paper towels
Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
The other half woke up and told me about a warm sunny day, blue sky, laying on a beach by the side of a river, waiting for a big fish to swim by so she could eat it. Oh. Did I forget to say she was a crocodile in her dream? Yes. My dreams are much less entertaining.
#51
Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
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Joanne Earle 9 months ago
He was in an early episode of Law & Order Criminal Intent. Watched it yesterday and I hated his character in that as well! Robert Knepper.
#53
Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
Nikki Gross 9 months ago
I'm seeing Minute Maid and Mott's apple juice...score!!
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Wysteria_Rose 9 months ago
It's scarier when the other person is older than you and still don't have a clue.
Catlady6000 9 months ago
I'm 60. It's just intensely sad and frustrating now
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 9 months ago
It's not that reality has never hit them. It's that they got a brain concussion when it did.
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Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
Nikki Gross 9 months ago
I swear to God that Mama was a ninja, especially when it came to peeling potatoes or chopping veggies. She always told me, that being a farm girl and having 13 kids knowing how to haul a*s was a necessity. Even after everyone was grown and it was just the 2 of us, that woman could peel and chop 3 to 4 vs my one sad potato. 😂
Geoffrey Scott 9 months ago
Or the difference between me and my wife. I KNOW what a peeler is for.
#56
Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
Wysteria_Rose 9 months ago
I love my mug warmer. My personal room is on the other side of the house from the kitchen. It's nice to sit my coffee or tea down while I sit in my chair and read and don't have to get up over and over to reheat.
Auntriarch 9 months ago
As someone who has just had to microwave their coffee again, I think I might need to put mug warmer on my birthday list.
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Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
Apatheist Account2 9 months ago
2016 was when we lost so many stars of sport and entertainment. It was not a good year.
KatSaidWhat 9 months ago
and trump became president elect, and brexit. 2016 was an absolute shocker.
Load More Replies... Goony 9 months ago
... when your worst day was in 2016; when your parents took you to the middle of nowhere and 'accidently' left you there?
Nikki Gross 9 months ago
That picture would be 2015, Obama was still President and we had ZERO idea about the S******w that would be starting in 2016.
#58
Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
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Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
Earthquake903 9 months ago
That was my face when my divorce was final, I was giggling in front of the judge, lol
Dawn Marie 9 months ago
Kid doesn't look old enough to even be in high school. Boy, I'm getting old!!!
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 9 months ago
Is she his ex? Could just as easily be some random bystander
Load More Replies... Jessica Daus-Warner 9 months ago
I got lucky and didn't need to go in front of the judge. The excitement was the same though.
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago (edited)
Really? Because she doesn't look that happy about it. Before I got divorced my wife wasn't working, but I did all the cooking, dishes, laundry, all of the lawn care, and most of the cleaning. Her only tasks were to fold her clothes and clean her bathroom, because she did unspeakably gross things in there. After my divorce I discovered I had more free time, and more money, and way less stress. Not all men are useless.
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Skip Reynolds 9 months ago
Bingo. Life is a s**t sandwich, and the more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.
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Goony 9 months ago
She is right handed and a coffee drinker, so obviously the coffe jar is on the right.
Corvus 9 months ago
Unless they are glued down, the jars themselves can be moved, right?
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Tele Avision 9 months ago (edited)
It looks like he is full of p**s and vinegar.
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Apatheist Account2 9 months ago
I presume that's supposed to be "hottie". I recall playing online poker years ago and someone was trying to flirt by using the term "sweetie", but he kept spelling it "sweaty". He failed.
ElfVibratorGlitter 9 months ago
Hahah! I do this constantly, except opposite, "I'm so sweety." I'm getting better
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Funny-Sarcastic-Posts
Michael Largey 9 months ago
How can she point out where he's wrong if she doesn't listen first?
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Doug Moyer 9 months ago
Jeez. No attempt at all to stay on point. Or do you just have no clue what 'sarcastic' means?
PenguinEmp 9 months ago
I literally came down here to say this after post 4
Load More Replies... BookFanatic 9 months ago
And here's me forgetting they're supposed to be sarcastic posts and just enjoying the giggles.
Doug Moyer 9 months ago
Jeez. No attempt at all to stay on point. Or do you just have no clue what 'sarcastic' means?
PenguinEmp 9 months ago
I literally came down here to say this after post 4
Load More Replies... BookFanatic 9 months ago
And here's me forgetting they're supposed to be sarcastic posts and just enjoying the giggles.
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