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We all know Ryan Reynolds as the infamous and gloriously hilarious Deadpool, but it turns out that the actor is as funny as hell in real life, too. In case you need some persuasion about it, you can take a look at his hilarious parenting tips, his funny tweets that were pure gold, or his best tweets responding to horny fans.
Besides being a highly amusing person with a never-ending arsenal of funny jokes he is a dedicated parent to his two kids, a loving husband to Blake Lively, he has adopted two puppies from a shelter and is an overall super chill Canadian guy.
Not enough proof for you? Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the best Ryan Reynolds tweets ever that, dare we say, ruled Twitter? See for yourselves below and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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Jennifer White 8 years ago
Damn it, people. It's a joke. No need to educate us on the dangers of gluten.
Florea Cristina 8 years ago
Oh my god, thank you! Being so aware of everything makes you lose your sense of humor. Well... some people
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Emily Cooper 8 years ago
What he's making fun of are all of the people who don't eat gluten for absolutely no reason at all, like at the beginning of 'This is the End.' Don't take it so personally!
Angelle WEBB 8 years ago
Journalist:Breaking news shortage on gluten free pasta *mum in LA covering child's eyes* CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!
Ra Maya Luna 8 years ago
Omg people. I have a gluten allergy and I'm not finding it offensive 😑
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Florea Cristina 8 years ago
Eternity is a looong way for a sidewalk, but hey, love the optimism though
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Lloyd Gustafson 8 years ago
What rates as regular milk in America. That breast milk's for your daughter!!!
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Master Markus 8 years ago
But then you've got to get all your friends together - it's a hassle.
Squiddosnazz 8 years ago
Do you get it? He's alluding to the fact that flowers are asexual organisms with all of the necessary reproductive organs contained within, hence the "bouquet of penises"
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Pamela Law 8 years ago
I think I love you, Ryan. I'm not sure if peeing myself because of your tweets is quite the turn-on you respond to, but it left ME warm and moist.
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Daria B 8 years ago
Now I know why we should put our hands on our mouth while yawning. It's not good manners - it's protection!
Eva Dukes 8 years ago
It's an old wives tale you cover your mouth to stop the devil/ evil spirits getting in
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Steve Moore 8 years ago
I asked the vicar if we couldn't do up a Bible study called "50 Shades of Grace." He was not so open to the idea as I had hoped .
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Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
That moment when you realise every word in that sentence was spelled wrong. It's like I'm quoting Luke Skywalker. Okay... You* are* too* funny*. Also, put one or three exclamation marks. Two just looks weird.
Load More Replies... DancingToMyself 8 years ago
Because Morgan sounds great, and you're kinda slow.
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CandyCorn 8 years ago
Why so many down votes? I thought your comment was true.
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Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
If delaying projects until the last minute was an Olympic sport I would be reigning world champion.
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Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
That's kinda inconvenient because everything sounds like Hufflepuff when you're trying to talk around a ball gag.
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Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
I am totally going to do this if I ever eat KFC for the first time (and before you say anything I am Canadian, there are less KFCs here, although there is one down my street... nevermind).
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Debbie 8 years ago
I have five daughters. imagine just getting really good at bribing them. First, it starts with those little toys dispensed in plastic bubbles in the gumball machines. Then, it turns into video game cartridges, now it's online gaming coin, which is virtual money using real money to pay for it. Trust me, you will look back and wonder how you did it all... and kept your sanity.
KieLeaHar 2 years ago
5 GIrls??? I’m sure you’re a fantastic mum but HOW did you get through all of those preteen attitudes and mean girl moments!!? My niece is 8 going on 30 with her attitude and she can be really, really mean!! Teenage girls though, they can be downright cruel!!
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Tiffany McGuire 8 years ago
So this might be the best thing I've ever seen in writing. And I've read a lot of stuff soooo... just sayin...
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Pink 5 years ago
...Nothing to do with this... But I just realized your profile pic isn't link from legends of Zelda ;w;
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Emilia Kłos 8 years ago
And I've just watched that infomercial... But why he'll be punching his penis, please someone explain to me? :P
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Karen Clark 3 years ago
What the hell is the little guy on the right with the mustache holding in his hands?? !
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Sophie Hudson 8 years ago
Frosted tips is where you dye the ends of your short spikey hair blonde. So he would do this on the arm pit hair instead lol. Not the best look but I'm sure Ryan could pull it off!
Cherie Rachel 8 years ago
He is saying he will bleach and or color his underarm hair just not shave it no matter what.
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Valli Weidemann 8 years ago
Nah, them wrapping their prehencile penis around your leg and dragging you to an underwater cave to rape you to death is a d**k move
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Megan Bougher 8 years ago
Just 10 times? Me cussing like a drunk sailor on FB got me likes and shares ... follow your dreams, kids ...
Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
Itmsays 10+. In almost every YouTube video or article like this that say 5+ or 10+ actually mean like 50 or 100.
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Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
How do you not understand these jokes?!?! Seriously, if he ticks you off then why are you even on a site that says he 'Was the King of Twitter' if you know it is just going to be his jokes and his fans promoting him?
Load More Replies... Megan Bougher 8 years ago
Just 10 times? Me cussing like a drunk sailor on FB got me likes and shares ... follow your dreams, kids ...
Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
Itmsays 10+. In almost every YouTube video or article like this that say 5+ or 10+ actually mean like 50 or 100.
Load More Replies... Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
How do you not understand these jokes?!?! Seriously, if he ticks you off then why are you even on a site that says he 'Was the King of Twitter' if you know it is just going to be his jokes and his fans promoting him?
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