HAHAHAHAHA my favorite

Applies to so many jobs

oh my sweet derp!

Super cute dog actually!

You are important to them 😅😅

Anything for the TIP$

Nobody wants to have to deal with 'those' customers again

Pretty sure this is just "life".

Not on the menù,, sorry.

My mom always complains they didn't put enough milk on her coffee. I make the exact same face to show the waiter they're not alone.

Oh, she's worm fishing

Applies to most retail jobs

Argh, now I will need therapy to unsee that!

When your hands are full and the customer asks if you forgot their plate....

Who else actually started looking for Waldo?

I don't mind if waiters ask me twice or three times, I respect their job.

This is so me. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

A table of women - no thank you. I will help anyone else. I can already see the order. I want the sandwich with soup, but instead of soup I would like a salad with vinaigrette on the side, a water with a lemon wedge and can you get that so there are no seeds that fall into the water. I would also like this to be on separate checks, but if my friends order a drink I will pick that up for them.

This one should be higher upvoted. This is spot on. Like, you know how I'm doing so don't ask me just to show a front that you care.

Anyone remember the Asterix and cleopatra movie?

Ugh, I do maybe five to ten shifts a year for this one bar where I worked full time five years ago and the owner still thinks that I should remember without asking what all the "usuals" are, who wants what drink without the ice or in a different glass or with a straw and who the hell even are these people

When I'm the customer, I do that before asking for the checks. It's me, my friends and a calculator while the waiter stares in confusion.

I don't get it.

I think it's better if anyone would just learn how to be a decent human being with compassion and humbleness in and out of work... then the world would be a much better place

I was at my local pizza place once, getting ready to leave. Clearly they were getting ready to close for the night (sweeping up, etc). This rude couple comes in right then (it's after 10pm) and sits down. I saw the waitress die a little inside, lol. And it is not a quick in-and-out pizza place. I'm sure the couple was there 45 min to an hour.

So rude when people start thinking of it as their living room.

haha thats me all the time

"Bwahahaha you're welcome! Gates of hell, this way!"

Is it just me or does migraine man look like a pretty cool super hero?

[Points to the most expensive item on the menu]

Haha... Extra shifts NB coming your way..

Can I have the vegan menu? And some of that steak

most retail jobs, really haha. i remember being so understaffed for a nightfill shift once, there was literally less than a 3rd of the normal headcount - 2 young women and a young training guy. that night we did not bust our balls. "want more stock put out? put on more people"

spoke too soon

Ahahahaha! Every time!

Or they try to take it from you...

Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

It's a trap!

A true gentleman apparently, Kanye..

bobs burgers is honestly probably the perfect show for a thread like this

Then they probably had the same job.

haha

Double hate...

Ouch, gloves are the best unless you forget XD

Me: "I don't know those people! "

The horror!!!!!!

My manager was always leaving the inventory to others.

I actually hate it when servers don't write down my order. Usually (not often, but enough) it comes back wrong. I've worked retail. I know it speeds things up, but take the time to write it down; it reduces errors.

The one with the horses is better

One time I was stuck in line behind this obnoxious customer who would not stop bitching and berating the cashier - and the issue wasn't even his fault or anything he had any control over. She was being seriously rude and I wanted so badly to say something; I regret that I didn't. Next time I'm in that situation, I'm for sure speaking up.

This one is my favorite thing to do. I work in customer service and when brokers call in telling me something I know is incorrect I really enjoy proving them wrong.

When a customer asks what time it'll start raining soon.... (・・?)

Isn't that just shooting yourself in the foot in the long run?

me at school being a loser

Noice medal

A big warm smile covers all occasions!!

I would stop, drop and roll but table five needs their bread sticks ASAP!

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