The time has come. You're finally quitting your job. Might as well go out with a bang! Don't worry, Even if you go a little bit overboard, what are they going to do? Fire you?
To highlight how satisfying it can be to leave your employer in style, Bored Panda put together a new list of people who just did. From making a meme to naming one of the urinals after themselves, here are some of the most creative "resignation letters" ever written.
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My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast
Do you think they got the message. By the way, was the message "Bite me."?
Or he kept calling her "Sweetie Honey Baby."
Load More Replies...To learn more about quits, we contacted Germany-based personal growth and career coach Trish Lee.
"There are numerous reasons why a person should consider leaving their job," Lee, who also creates content for Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn, and YouTube, told Bored Panda. "For example, if they are surrounded by toxic colleagues (and they've tried to improve the situation by talking to their manager or said colleague but nothing changes), the company provides no continuous personal development opportunities, or their job isn't even something they want to do—maybe they got into it just to live someone else's dream. Or maybe they're offered a great long-term career opportunity elsewhere."
Quit Your Job Like A Boss
Yeah, I know. Leads me to believe she didnât quit because of a salary dispute.
Load More Replies...I hope they were a tooth-breaking material, like granite.
Load More Replies...Iâm going to say âSugar High Cookiesâ since thatâs the posterâs screen name
Load More Replies...I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn't Use It?
More like he's seizing a destiny we all want but will never admit.
Load More Replies...This ones fun. Sounds like someone who appreciated their job but it was time to move on. No harm here.
If someone is serious about quitting but aren't quite sure yet, Lee said it would be a good idea to start by simply considering the pros and cons of staying vs. leaving. "You can even write everything down on paper or an Excel sheet for better clarity!"
"Try to do some background checks on the new company if it fits your personal growth needs, financial needs, technical skills, future career goals, company culture (check reviews on Glassdoor, Kununu, and Google)," the career coach advised.
"If still in doubt, accept the invitation to go for an interview (for this, it's important to have a list of questions ready!). Clarify any doubts you may have about the new job or company background."
Lee highlighted that going for an interview doesn't automatically mean you're agreeing to the offer but it can provide valuable information and make your decision a lot easier. "It is just an opportunity for you to have a deeper understanding of the job and whether it suits you, while it gives the recruiter a chance to get to know you better if you suit the job—think of it like going for a first date! It doesn't mean you're gonna get married."
My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter
Had a boss with that problem. One of the fellows had a Far Side desk calendar. 365 Far Side cartoons. He would leave one in the break room every day and every day someone would have to try and explain the joke to the boss guy.
Load More Replies...I don't really understand something, if you want to quit a job in murica you have to give at least two weeks notice, but your employer can fire you at any time without notice?
Two weeks notice is just a formality. It isn't mandatory. You're free to clock out and leave with no notice at all. Of course, if you do that, I wouldn't recommend listing your former boss as a reference. :-)
Load More Replies...You know... I've been a professional person since I was around 24 y/o and not once have I ever given a two weeks' notice. In fact, they're lucky if they get one week.
I never do it because a lot of companies fire you immediately so they can escort you out, they don't want you hanging around for two weeks to give you an opportunity to steal or sabotage anything. So I never risk giving notice and losing two weeks pay.
Load More Replies...Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss's Desk
So they gave the boss the manual their co-workers use to survive him....
Now the boss will know the secret and be able to become unbearable again!
Load More Replies...Maybe he could have given him the book on how to be a good boss instead of how to survive one. To help his colleagues out?
Hermione, So you think the Boss sees himself/herself as a bad boss & is just waiting for staff to point the way.... NopeâIt won't happen. Sweet of you to think Boss caresđ
Load More Replies...A truly bad boss will not understand that they are talking about him.
I Also Quit My Job
The personal growth and career coach reassured that when someone is good at what they do and believes in their capabilities, there will always be a stream of opportunities that will come their way.
But with that being said, Lee doesn't think that quitting your job on the spot is a smart move. "If you resign too soon but, for example, haven't got sufficient savings to tide you over the next few weeks or months until you find a new job, you are putting yourself in unnecessary stress."
"The interview process (from application to the actual interviews to signing a contract) can potentially take months in some companies!"
Unless, of course, you're in a really bad situation, like "the VP of your company or colleagues are sexually harassing you or bullying you in some horrible way. Which by the way, please report it to the police and consider sharing your experience online (Glassdoor, Kununu, and Google)."
Resigning From A Bad Job With Style
Yep! This sure is a sign that they really didn't like there job!
Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks
They'll just superglue " Don't ask what we can do for you, but ask how you can be of service to us. " over it.
Wouldn't the paper come off pretty easily? Just scrub it with a wet rag and the paper would disintegrate, leaving only the glue residue behind. If they wanted it to stay, maybe they could have laminated it first or something and then superglued it.
Load More Replies...this should be plastered over the city of the wisconsin dells, wi aka the waterpark capital. the businesses there reduce the hours of their permanent employees every year during the summer and foreigners are hired for the duration. it's not the foreigner's fault for wanting to come and work here. however, there is a regular habit of some of them leaving their job and the area and then just going....somewhere but not back to their country. also, since they don't know the laws here they are often abused during their time with their long hours. the female workers have been sexually harassed and they don't know that they can make a formal complaint and/or it's against the law.
Maybe the foreigners are not legally in Country & have no power to report ANY crimes against them, because then they'd be deported which, for some of them, could result in a life or death situationđ Yes these are the people that many Americans want gone because... b/cuz..? Oh yeah they'll use our tax dollars to... No they're invisible here, because... Nevermind
Load More Replies...CEO vs worker wages? Welcome to corporate America where ALL upper management makes a killing telling people how to do a job they themselves couldn't do if their life depended on it while also cutting staff and payroll to the point customers simply walk out and then stop coming in completely.
Careful with that one. I taped something similar all over my former place of employment. The next morning, I got a call from the police charging me with malicious vandalism. Basically, that means the police could have, but didn't, give me a ticket because it was stupid.
My Favorite Way I've Quit A Job (Copywriter)
From Google Translate: "The pain itself is love, the main iterative process, but I give it time as low as toil and to some great pain exercise"
The pain itself should be a lot of pain, but the main iterative process, but I give it this kind of time to cut down on the pain and some great pain. As for the minim pardon, what can we do to exercise any school of labor except to achieve the objectives of it?
What's really dad is I'm 99% certain the employer doesn't even know how to generate their own lorem ipsum
I cannot pretend that I know how to speak Latin, but I have seen this text as a default for lots of templates in Office 365 apps.
At the end of the day, trust your gut. "Doing a job because of the salary is a good form of extrinsic motivation, but it can never give you true happiness and a sense of purpose," Lee said.
"When selecting a job, it is important to do something that gives your life meaning and joy (this is how intrinsic motivation and a sense of fulfillment is created). It really doesn't matter if that means being a bartender, a cashier, a hairdresser, an entrepreneur, an engineer, whatever. Your position or salary does not equate to your self-worth. This is a misconception many people have."
Your aim, according to Lee, should be to find a place where you are about 80% happy, leaving the rest 20% for possible minor inconveniences that both you and the company can work on in the future.
I hope these resignation letters will inspire you towards positive change.
I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today
So henceforth this toilet shall be called 'Lena'. She will find out years down the line, when she's forgotten there but the name lives on.
Load More Replies...If that is a magnet name tag instead of those safety pin once (no poking holes in your clothes with magnet once), they tend to fall out if front plate and back plate gets miss aligned for whatever reason. So keep that in mind before you yell at Lena for making more work for cleaning crew.
So now some poor sod, probably the cleaner or janitor, has to fish that out.
It'll give them a smile. There's hope for the future! (Or be like that one lady who came to the US as a poor immigrant, took a job as a janitor and eventually rose up through the company and one day bought it.)
Load More Replies...taco bell treats they're employees worse then the tacos they sell would if they ate them
Once your nametag accidentally falls in the toilet you either have to retrieve it...or quit.
This Is Not The End. It's Only The "&"
OHHHHHHH... Thank you! Not sure why you're not more upvoted.
Load More Replies...Thatâs a stretch- Twix doesnât really sound like âtwo weeksâ
Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message
I donât watch the simpsons but I read this entire thing in a certain voice and Iâm off to the tube see if I was right âŠ.
you may not like him Minister but you cant deny...Dumbledores got STYLE
Thank you for the inspiration. I also think I will use the cookies, but this is great OOO message.
Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business
I’m super nervous but so excited to finally do what I feel is best for me. I can’t wait to see what’s in store during this new chapter of my life. I can’t wait to continue glowing & growing! Cheers to doing the damn thang.
what if.....just an if.....it is made to smell like rotten bananas....(bonus if it's fart scented) n she lights it on her table on her last day :)
I like where you're going with this.... something sulfurous.... preservative and odorous
Load More Replies...Good for you! Congratulations on your new endeavor, and I wish you SUCCESS!!
My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday
Hopefully Bobby will be taking his faithful regulars with him at his new job where he is appreciated.
One job I left, I took 75% of the business with me. That was in '08 and even though I have since long moved on to new endeavors, those customers never went back but stayed with the place I went to. A lesson the first place never learned, people buy from people, not companies.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of when I was busser at Olive Garden, and all the servers would complain about how they were getting more tables than they were supposed to. And I mentioned it to the managers, but the response I got was "You're just a busser, you don't know how this business is run. You better stop giving management recommendations or we'll fire you." I cannot explain the joy I felt when I found out a few months after quitting that the restaurant was out of business because they weren't paying the electric bill. I guess they didn't know how the business was run either.
I want to hear the backstory for this one. I got once in a (verbal) fight with a coworker and she claims to be the one, who decide what we will work and how things will happen. My Boss and i are tried to have a talk with her, to sort things out and stop that useless fighting, but she decided then to go sick for half a year. (You can do that in Germany, without getting automatically fired) She got really angry as is continually told here, to be just a worker like me and to stop her behavior.
Wait, let me get this straight. You can take an entire half of a year off of work for being sick and not get fired in Germany?!
Load More Replies...No one wants to be a 'just a' or a cog in the wheel. If that is what they think..TTFN
The Best Way To Quit Your Job
Damn guys just let the person right it out however they want. They may not have been thinking of the possibility that it wasnât male because in the meme it shows Drake, who is male, you guys can get a little too mean with this gender stuff, itâs literally the only reply you guys have on an actual funny comment.
Load More Replies...Mass Exodus - The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully Theyâve Learned Their Lesson
How would you quit, if you had the guts? Let's entertain this thought for a moment.
My letter of resignation was: "I quit smoking one year ago and I like it. So I quit working because I'll like it even more. As of the first day of July I'm in early retirement, I won't get rich from working anyway."
I once worked at a Taco Bell with a great manager. She was transferred, and at our first staff meeting, the new manager told us our job was to make him look good. Not customer service or any other important duties. He said, "If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you in the a$$ as you leave." I said, "Fine," then stood up and walked out the door (I already had a second job anyway).
They must be hell employers to lose all their staff at once well done folks..
Depends on which job it was. A couple I would've loved to superglue the door lock as there was only one way to actually get in the building. Seriously, what kind of idiot builds a store with only ONE door that can be opened from outside? And yes, we did have an instance where that lock broke and we couldn't get in.
My whole crew quit our job after being treated horribly by the manager. Only we didn't come up with a cool note like this one, we just walked out.
Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years
My second job offered me a $3 raise after two weeks because they were so impressed with my performance. So long.
More proof that you shouldn't put up with stingy asshole bosses. You're always worth more than they pay you, or else they would have replaced you with someone cheaper.
My daughter wanted to switch Dunkins after her manager laid hands on her, she is pregnant by the way, because she got dizzy for a second. The next Dunkin she applied at would prosecute you if you took a drink home. Now she works at one 0.15 miles from our house and she can bring s**t home.
Load More Replies...Agreed. I thought they said they were resigning in 2027. Lolol.
Load More Replies...I love the sympathy card idea. Perfect for pinning to the breakroom corkboard.
Never let anyone abuse you for whatever reason. You are your own person and if anyone has a problem with that, just walk away because they are nothing in this world.
Funny Quit Notice
If this is the states it might be harder than you think, and by harder I mean the franchise owner will have to chisel open their wallet and pay a living wage.
Load More Replies...Madlad Quits His Job
Bad or not, the boss is right. It's extremely unprofessional to quit over text.
âNot great newsâ: US boss fires 900 employees on a Zoom call https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/dec/07/not-great-news-us-boss-fires-900-employees-on-a-zoom-call
Load More Replies...Where did someone who made it to even a semi-adult working age get the idea that itâs ok to do anything remotely like this?
Thanks. And reading some of the replies on here, I'm not so sure they all reached semi-adult state yet...
Load More Replies...Saying STFU to your boss kinda guarantees you have to remove that entire job from your CV because future employers might phone them to find out how you were as a worker... and they'll say, "Oh him? He told me to STFU, so there's that."
Something tells me he doesn't give a f**k about that
Load More Replies...How did the two weeks notice ever even start? It takes my company longer than two months to even post the job, let alone hire and train someone new so what is the point of it? Itâs not like you could all of a sudden finish all your work in two weeks either. Itâs so awkward to have to stick around for two weeks after youâve made it known you no longer liked the job.
They don't give you two weeks before your fired to make sure you have another job so you won't be in a bind
I Did A Thing Today
Can we just discuss the âmurderâ part..?
Load More Replies...As a future medical doctor I would like to order a stack of these pads. Especially concerning mental health.
My pulmonologist told me to get another job at every visit because the mold was so bad, where I used to work. So I texted him the day before I moved, telling him I was taking a job in a foreign country. I hope he was pleased. It was definitely healing. (And saved my life. COVID + mold would have been a disaster.)
I had my OBGYN write me a prescription to get pregnant once when my husband was having a hard time deciding if he wanted kids. It worked. We have 2 beautiful sons!!
What's the difference between a Massage, a personal massage and a very personal massage (I have some idea for this one I might be wrong though)?
After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By
Reminds me of that picture of SpongeBob and squidward looking down and smiling taped above a urinal
I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago
Honestly - I have to agree with Bill on this one. I'm not religious, certainly not catholic, but this is a bit too close to real condolence/remembrance shrines to make me truly comfortable. But maybe in the company he worked for, it would be understood the right way. Let's hope so.
I *think* this might be his new business-card for the company he founded after quitting?
Load More Replies...Donât worry. Heâs in a better place. By that, I mean at a better job where the bosses donât treat him like sh!t.
He said, remembering that he got out of bed with a strong motivation to be offended today.
Load More Replies...Onto Bigger And Better Things
The note says: "This is a picture of T-Rex, my favorite Dinosaur. It's also my two weeks notice."
I had a little trouble with the top line. So I'm grateful for the text
Load More Replies...If I was their boss I would bitterly regret letting go an employee who can draw T-Rex like that. Certainly a person of high value.
I couldn't read all of the top line either. I can read cursive and print as long as it eligible. Drawing of T-rex is pretty good also.
My "Partner In Crime" At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It
People really have time... some of us just stood up and never came back. Sent a text later
These ones seem to have enjoyed their job together, coworker has not left in anger... if anything, this is a quick exercise or advert for their skills at next job.
Load More Replies...No. Will Ferrell and John c. Reilly in the movie Step Brothers 2008
Load More Replies...Great work of ...partnership with his alter ego ..I am sure he found another position to exercise his skills.
Handing In This Resignation Letter Today
The effort they put into censorship should be spent on editing and PROOFREADING!!!
Load More Replies...Best Resignation Letter Ever
How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen
I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter
The Vegemite is a great implication that itâs a supermarket down under.
Load More Replies...Hahahaha!! I was literally thinking that very same. It's not that's it TL:DR, it's just too dang much!
Load More Replies...I think this is one (probably the only) resignation leader they wonât just file away! They may even frame it!đč
So petty for all of the right reasons, to bad they didnt use the d***s logo
Very Aussie and a lot of clever work and thought . I am sure it was well received by management ..if not they can go jump!!
With that amount of work done in his resignation letter - he deserves severance pay!
A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister's Job
NOW THATâS HOW ITâS DONE! đ¶Take this job and shove it, I ainât workinâ here no moreâŠđ¶
So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work
ahhh amercians.... please watch this horror movie with severed limbs and spurting gushes of blood.... but someone flipping the bird - we must hide that! Wont someone please think of the children!
No, this site is not American. It is Lithuanian. so... ahhhh Lithuanians...
Load More Replies...Gee, I wonder what BP is protecting me from behind the Block of Ridiculous Censorship. Must be something bloody awful.
Probably a "poop-filled" version of chocolate pie, like Minnie made in "The Help".
The Best Resignation Letter Ever
The note says: "Due to the nature of my bills and the fact that I occasionally enjoy eating more than once per day, among other issues, I have accepted a position at another company. I have attempted to address these issues multiple times to no avail, so I feel it is in my best interest to take a new approach. They have requested that I start on December 29th, so my last day will be December 23rd, as I have prior commitments the 24th through the 28th. Thanks"
One of my co-workers wrote: "Since my wife refuses to finance my hobbies any longer, I'm forced to quit because I have found a job that pays more than enough to cover my costs of living and have hobbies."
My 6-Year-Old Niece Quit On Me After 30 Mins Of Work
Eat My Resignation. When Itâs Time To Move On
I don't know, I did something like this when I quit my first job, but then, I did work in a bakery...
Load More Replies...y such a pretty cake given to d office???? u cud like take a huge chunk out of the centre :)
Today Iâm Quitting My College Restaurant Job And This Is How Iâm Doing It
omg....imagine this plastered (the resignation letter) all over d office.....n also folded inside the tissue dispenser
I Decided It Was Best To Take A Tactful Approach When Telling My Significant Other I Had Quit My Job This Afternoon
I Put In My Two Weeks Notice Via Sympathy Card
My main concern with using an actual card is they cost like $2 whereas the paper in the office costs you $0.
and with our large format InkJet plotter, I could easily print out a 150 foot long full color sympathy card which would cost hundreds of dollars.
Load More Replies...My Resignation Letter To HR, I Will Not Be In Tomorrow
My Colleague Of 10 Years Finally Quit His Job To Work For His Church. Here's What He Put Up All Round The Building. Legend
Well, I'm glad the new job is not proofreading. That would be a leap of faith indeed.
I Got The Offer To My Dream Job And Sent This Resignation Letter To My Division President And CCâd HR When I Quit On The Spot
The letter says: "I am resigning effective immediately. By the time I have sent this email I will have already dropped my laptop off with IT and probably left the building. I want you to know that the reason I am leaving is because you specifically have created one of the most toxic work environments I have ever worked in. I have never worked in an environment where I have had to defend someone from being fired because of their accent or because they had to miss work due to medical reasons. Both of which I have had to do with you. I have never worked in an environment where someone in management was so micromanaging as you yet knew so little of the actual work it takes to get those tasks done as I have with you. And finally I have never worked in an environment where I could be warning management of issues that prevent us from accomplishing our goals only to be ignored then be lectured when things go south because of the issues I tried to flag.
I truly don't know how this division has not imploded due to the micromanaging and toxicity at the top levels and I will be very happy to leave."
I'm sure that felt very satisfying to send but honestly it's better for you if you leave on the best terms possible. I had the worst boss and job ever before but I left on good terms and that boss later was a reference and went to bat to get a great job for me.
I Put My Resignation Letter On A Leftover Halloween Decoration In My Boss's Office This Morning
Again censorship no allowing to see the text on the letter. Blooming sisi weiners
6 Months Ago This Is How I Submitted My 2 Week's Notice. Today Several Of My Former Coworkers Got Canned
It says: "Happy **** 2-week notice. Seriously, I will miss like 91.7% of you!"
11/12 = 91.66666%... I guess they had 12 coworkers. (Or 24, of which they hated 2.)
Seems like the only hated person, is the boss. Or well, former boss
Load More Replies...Too Funny. My Co-Worker's Resignation Letter
If you are thinking serotonin and dopamine, then yes.
Load More Replies...2 Weeks Notice And My Store Manager Likes Turtles
Quit My Job And Left A Message For My Successor
Thatâs a drag queen?! I couldnât tell!
Load More Replies...My Friend Just Quit His Job At Brookstone
Today At Work Someone Found This Resignation Letter Buried In The Warehouse
I really feel badly for Jerry because he inherited that last name!
So I Decided To Quit My Job Yesterday. And This Is What I Went In With Today
đ¶ïži wear a mask with a smile for hours at a timeđ¶ïž
Load More Replies...A Cool Way To Hand In Your Notice
Sometimes you resign for a better job, and it does not mean you will miss the old one.
Load More Replies...Best Two Weeks Notice Ever
seriously why sensor the word die it will happen to us all eventually it is not a bad word
Iâve Never Laughed So Hard At An Order. You Sir Are A Legend. When You Get A Promotion But You Still Love Your Workplace So You Quit With Macarons
My Resignation Letter, Turning It In Today
Actually, I think WilvanderHeijden has a point. It seems to me that what he's saying is that the writer of the letter is giving very good advice, but only if the recipient will pay attention to that advice. Even the resignee notes that it's probably a waste of effort.
Load More Replies...Cleaning My Office, Ran Across This Exit Survey I Took When I Quit A 6 Figure Job
The answer is: "If I have to do anything for 11 hrs a day 330 days a year, it will certainly not be with a cynical and stressed-out management team trying to get a traumatized and unmotivated workforce to maintain production."
This Is What You Get If You Quit The Right Way
you confuse me with happy and stupid. why in the ham sandwich would you do that
Thought Youd Like My Instant Resignation Text, No Response
Obviously seems like this was the result they were hoping for if they were cutting their hours AND requiring them to work on Christmas
Resignation Letter
Two Types Of 2 Week Notices: I Care And I'm Sad To Be Leaving, And IDGAF
I'm not American so what does "Leaving for A2" mean? EDIT: Thanks to all for replying. I was just curious.
As an American that is probably AZ which is for Arizona. (I've seen people write 2s and Zs similar to this)
Load More Replies...A2 is also a local abbreviation here in Michigan for Ann Arbor (where University of Michigan is located)
A Proper Letter Of Resignation
After 2 Days, He Disappeared To "Get Something From His Car" At 2:30pm And Never Came Back. He Left My Favorite Resignation Letter Ever
Quit My Job Today In Style
A Resignation Letter
I Quit My Job The Other Day
How I Announced My Resignation At My Job Of 10 Years
Depending on position, you have to give longer. My hubby had to give 3 months.
Load More Replies...Best Resignation Letter Ever - Short And Sweet
My Brother Gave His Two Week's Notice
Sent This As A Part Of My Resignation Email After Walking Out Of My Shift
This Was My Resignation Letter To My Work. I Gave Them A Sympathy Card
After A Year Of Working Out Of My Available Hours And Sending Them A 2 Week Notice For Availability 3 Weeks Ago, I Was Told I Was To Be âClosely Monitoredâ For Closing Early
Reminds me of a job my son quit (a supervisor gave him a heads up that particular facility would be closing for good in 1 month and told him who to apply to for a new job). For years they had been shutting down production to reboot the system due to some issue that would happen. My son showed them they didn't need to reboot thus saving them a lot of time and trouble. Due to the nature of the business, once he gave notice, standard practice is to escort the now former employee out. As they're doing so, he gets paged to come fix the system. He asked them what they wanted him to do, leave or fix the system? SO they lead him to the computer, he fixed the glitch, again for the umptenth time, and then they walked him out. In all the years he was there, they never bothered to learn what it was he'd do to save them from doing a total shutdown.
Not true. If you are fired for a policy violation, you get nothing.
Load More Replies...And That's How We Quit Our Summer Job
Boss Asked For A Letter Of Resignation, She Got This
My Cookie Of Resignation
Right! I definitely wouldn't be sharing THAT at work! I don't think I like ANYONE that much!
Load More Replies...How I Turned In My Two Weeks' Notice Yesterday
If Youâre Going To Give Bad News. Itâs Better To Say It On A Cake Right?
This Custom 2 Week Notice Card! I Had To Go Out In Style And This Card Was Perfect
Well It's Been 6 Months Since I Finally Found A Job Worth Leaving That Hell Hole Excuse I Called A Job For. I Still Find My 2 Week Notice Hilarious
The fact they walked me to the gate tells me they didn't find it as amusing.
My Sister Thinking About Quitting Her Job
My Friend Put In Her Two Weeks Notice By Giving This To Her Supervisor. Thankfully He Laughed
I'm Quitting My Job Today
I Turned In My 2 Weeks Notice At Work
Eat My Resignation
Quit My Job Today. Always Wanted To Do This
My Friend Works At Warby Parker And Put In His Two Weeks Notice With This Cake
I Joined The Navy Recently And Will Be Going Off To Basic In A Few Months. I Put My 2 Weeks Notice In At Work Today. They Told Me To Make It "As Professional As Possible"
"Howdy,
March 30th will be my last day for my epic journey as a Jason's Deli delivery driver will come to an end. I will begin my chapter as a sailor soon after. But I want you to remember me by setting out a beefeater and a side salad as the closest booth to the register everyday just in case I decide to stop by. Farewell"
Advice from a 24-year-old (me): Only quit like this when the management is terrible.
Load More Replies...My 2 Weeks Notice. Sealed In Was With The Hand Of The King Stamp
How To Quit A Job 101
It says: "Imma hit up college for a lil. Learnin s*** is better than workin. Aka TUTurnup! So yea I'm out August 11th. Peace out B****es. -Naom. P.S. See you b****es"
I was always under the impression that you needed some basic knowledge of the English language to enter college.
Not so long ago I would've agreed but with the level of stupidity I see in students and graduates these days, I think the only thing colleges really require and are interested in is MONEY.
Load More Replies...Let's hope your college application bears a closer resemblance to a known human language than your "resignation letter."
Sorry For Your Loss
Best way to resign. Don't tell them your name, leave a photo on your resignation letter and let them figure out who you are and what your job is.
Though You Guys Might Appreciate How I Quit My Sandwich Making Job A While Back
Now This Is How You Resign
goes with the "i know how much you like c**k, so I got you this whiskey" joke
Load More Replies...I Quit My Job Today. Moving On To Better Opportunities
How To Give A 2 Weeks Notice
I simply told my manager that I was going out to get cigarettes… … …
Are you my dad? If so, you were supposed to come back last Christmas.
Load More Replies...Some of these are a lot of effort and money just to say I QUIT!
Agreed! I would never spend a dime on a "sympathy" card, cake, cookies, or donuts if I was leaving a job I hated, especially on something homemade. That's just stupid.
Load More Replies...The last time I left a job, I gave them 1 week's notice - they had cut my full-time job (with benefits) to part-time (4 hours/day, no benefits). Hey, they cut my job in half, so I cut the notice in half! The guy who fired me said I would be fine because I lived with my 'boyfriend', completely ignoring that I was paying rent, plus all my own bills, and supporting my son. I waited 3 months, found a new full time job that started in 2 weeks so I had a week off for myself. When I gave them a bare bones resignation, they were shocked that I would "suddenly just quit a great job"! The best part? One month later, the entire engineering department left en masse, then all the principals left, and a year or so later, the office was shut down. It was a high profile architecture/engineering design build firm, and the local office specialized in athletic facilities for professional sports teams (Seattle Seahawks football stadium was one), colleges/universities, even the Olympics. I laughed for days when I heard about it!
I worked for a vet for 7 years, at which time the owner decided to sell. After health issues he had little choice at the time. The new owner, a relief vet who'd been there a while, couldn't stop talking about how he intended to jack prices up with zero warning to clients (we catered to seniors on social security), and bragged about his high turn over rate at his flailing clinic he intended to close an hour away, it saved him money he said. The date of the change over myself and 1 other of the 3 vet techs quit, on the spot. Two months later, the last tech and a receptionist quit. Checked into it 2 or 3 yrs later and the original owner purchased the clinic back. Original owner just couldn't stay away from running his own business, that clinic was his baby, and the guy he sold it to was ruining it.
Load More Replies...Some of these are funny and not too unprofessional, but some of them are also rude and unprofessional, I'm not sure if the US has the same kind of thing as the UK's cv's and such, but often times when applying for different jobs you will be asked for references from former employers - if you quit so unprofessionally and rudely, it's going to look bad on your references. So whilst it's so tempting, try to keep it lighthearted and not too unprofessional still if you plan to quit in this kind of way.
The U.S. does. Most white-collar jobs, in my experience, will require three references, and it's really encouraged that at least one of those be a former or current supervisor. In some cases, even if the boss isn't listed as a reference, the potential new job will call for one anyway.
Load More Replies...I would laugh at a lot of the meme ones if I got them, but it would be a nightmare for me. My work has a policy that in order to terminate an employee as "resigned", we have to include their resignation letter, which HAS to have their name, the last date worked, etc. If we don't have that or it doesn't include those elements, then we have to either track down the employee and beg them to send it to us, or we have to terminate them as "Job abandonment" (Yeah, I've argued with HR several times and told them that the employees gave me verbal notice and an email saying they were resigning, but my company sucks), which could impact them getting hired again if they applied.
Honestly, I would not want to do most of these, because they just seem childish. I am a big fan of passive aggressive, but most of these are over the top. Nothing like calling in sick with work piled up on your desk and then just never come back :)
You've never worked in one of these environments. Some hostile work environments are the equivalent of being in an abusive relationship. Some ARE just sophomoric and unprofessional. They thought they were being funny. Emphasis on thought.
Load More Replies...I once handed a former General Manager-who specifically targeted and picked on me repeatedly (and this was confirmed to me by others, not just myself)-a resignation letter which read, in part, "I have learned a lot in my five years here. I have gained a lot of confidence in myself. I have learned, even more than I already had before, how to smile through adversity... I have learned what qualities I want to embody as a good leader. I have also learned what qualities I want to avoid completely." She got the message-and even more so, when she found out I was hired at my new job, before I even quit the old one, at a higher position and pay than she ever would have given me! She was so shocked, and so mad! It was glorious!! 😈😊
So much of this screams of the poor treatment of employees in the US that they resort to these measures. And the normalisation of the "well my boss can fire me because he doesn't like my hair colour, so I'll just quit with zero notice, screw my coworkers" (while simultaneously complaining about other coworkers before them who have ghosted on the job leaving them with an increased workload) is just mind-blowing. And yes, this is another US-bashing comment, because at this point the country really should have gotten it's act together.
I started to upvote your comment, but it appears you missed your own point.
Load More Replies...I simply told my manager that I was going out to get cigarettes… … …
Are you my dad? If so, you were supposed to come back last Christmas.
Load More Replies...Some of these are a lot of effort and money just to say I QUIT!
Agreed! I would never spend a dime on a "sympathy" card, cake, cookies, or donuts if I was leaving a job I hated, especially on something homemade. That's just stupid.
Load More Replies...The last time I left a job, I gave them 1 week's notice - they had cut my full-time job (with benefits) to part-time (4 hours/day, no benefits). Hey, they cut my job in half, so I cut the notice in half! The guy who fired me said I would be fine because I lived with my 'boyfriend', completely ignoring that I was paying rent, plus all my own bills, and supporting my son. I waited 3 months, found a new full time job that started in 2 weeks so I had a week off for myself. When I gave them a bare bones resignation, they were shocked that I would "suddenly just quit a great job"! The best part? One month later, the entire engineering department left en masse, then all the principals left, and a year or so later, the office was shut down. It was a high profile architecture/engineering design build firm, and the local office specialized in athletic facilities for professional sports teams (Seattle Seahawks football stadium was one), colleges/universities, even the Olympics. I laughed for days when I heard about it!
I worked for a vet for 7 years, at which time the owner decided to sell. After health issues he had little choice at the time. The new owner, a relief vet who'd been there a while, couldn't stop talking about how he intended to jack prices up with zero warning to clients (we catered to seniors on social security), and bragged about his high turn over rate at his flailing clinic he intended to close an hour away, it saved him money he said. The date of the change over myself and 1 other of the 3 vet techs quit, on the spot. Two months later, the last tech and a receptionist quit. Checked into it 2 or 3 yrs later and the original owner purchased the clinic back. Original owner just couldn't stay away from running his own business, that clinic was his baby, and the guy he sold it to was ruining it.
Load More Replies...Some of these are funny and not too unprofessional, but some of them are also rude and unprofessional, I'm not sure if the US has the same kind of thing as the UK's cv's and such, but often times when applying for different jobs you will be asked for references from former employers - if you quit so unprofessionally and rudely, it's going to look bad on your references. So whilst it's so tempting, try to keep it lighthearted and not too unprofessional still if you plan to quit in this kind of way.
The U.S. does. Most white-collar jobs, in my experience, will require three references, and it's really encouraged that at least one of those be a former or current supervisor. In some cases, even if the boss isn't listed as a reference, the potential new job will call for one anyway.
Load More Replies...I would laugh at a lot of the meme ones if I got them, but it would be a nightmare for me. My work has a policy that in order to terminate an employee as "resigned", we have to include their resignation letter, which HAS to have their name, the last date worked, etc. If we don't have that or it doesn't include those elements, then we have to either track down the employee and beg them to send it to us, or we have to terminate them as "Job abandonment" (Yeah, I've argued with HR several times and told them that the employees gave me verbal notice and an email saying they were resigning, but my company sucks), which could impact them getting hired again if they applied.
Honestly, I would not want to do most of these, because they just seem childish. I am a big fan of passive aggressive, but most of these are over the top. Nothing like calling in sick with work piled up on your desk and then just never come back :)
You've never worked in one of these environments. Some hostile work environments are the equivalent of being in an abusive relationship. Some ARE just sophomoric and unprofessional. They thought they were being funny. Emphasis on thought.
Load More Replies...I once handed a former General Manager-who specifically targeted and picked on me repeatedly (and this was confirmed to me by others, not just myself)-a resignation letter which read, in part, "I have learned a lot in my five years here. I have gained a lot of confidence in myself. I have learned, even more than I already had before, how to smile through adversity... I have learned what qualities I want to embody as a good leader. I have also learned what qualities I want to avoid completely." She got the message-and even more so, when she found out I was hired at my new job, before I even quit the old one, at a higher position and pay than she ever would have given me! She was so shocked, and so mad! It was glorious!! 😈😊
So much of this screams of the poor treatment of employees in the US that they resort to these measures. And the normalisation of the "well my boss can fire me because he doesn't like my hair colour, so I'll just quit with zero notice, screw my coworkers" (while simultaneously complaining about other coworkers before them who have ghosted on the job leaving them with an increased workload) is just mind-blowing. And yes, this is another US-bashing comment, because at this point the country really should have gotten it's act together.
I started to upvote your comment, but it appears you missed your own point.
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