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The time has come. You're finally quitting your job. Might as well go out with a bang! Don't worry, Even if you go a little bit overboard, what are they going to do? Fire you?

To highlight how satisfying it can be to leave your employer in style, Bored Panda put together a new list of people who just did. From making a meme to naming one of the urinals after themselves, here are some of the most creative "resignation letters" ever written.

#1

My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast

My Boss's Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast

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James016
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parting shot, god level

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you think they got the message. By the way, was the message "Bite me."?

Pearl
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd just cut that part off. Why waste such a Delicious Breakfast?

Vicky Zar
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That‘s
. Breakfast???? O M G

Mazer
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Passive aggressiveness at its finest

Brent Kaufman
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4 years ago

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There's always that one person in every crowd that has to point out that it is 'passive aggressive' behavior. Virtue signaling.

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Crazy Dog Lady
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow he must have treated her like garbage

DUN DUN
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New movie coming- The Perfect Revenge

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To learn more about quits, we contacted Germany-based personal growth and career coach Trish Lee.

"There are numerous reasons why a person should consider leaving their job," Lee, who also creates content for Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn, and YouTube, told Bored Panda. "For example, if they are surrounded by toxic colleagues (and they've tried to improve the situation by talking to their manager or said colleague but nothing changes), the company provides no continuous personal development opportunities, or their job isn't even something they want to do—maybe they got into it just to live someone else's dream. Or maybe they're offered a great long-term career opportunity elsewhere."

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    #2

    Quit Your Job Like A Boss

    Quit Your Job Like A Boss

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want those cookies

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's an expensive way to quit.

    David Zarrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I know. Leads me to believe she didn’t quit because of a salary dispute.

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    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she left not as a person but as a legend

    Ramona Rhein
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice cookies. Hope they were plastic.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s a Classy Lassy

    Stacy B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The handwriting is gorgeous! Beautifully decorated!

    David Herz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's style, humor and taste we hope wrapped into one!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no job is worth the money this cost.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to say “Sugar High Cookies” since that’s the poster’s screen name

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    #3

    I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn't Use It?

    I Helped A Work Mate With His Resignation Letter. Not Sure Why He Didn't Use It?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's walking the plank? đŸ€”

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scurvy Legs McGee 😜 ROTFLMAO, I Love it!!

    Nannerdog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the cutest passive-aggressive resignation letter I have ever seen!

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Veronica Corningstone. Scurvy Legs McGee is on holiday.

    Jojo Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scurvy Legs McGee 😆😆😆😆

    Jan Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i would so have used this lmao

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than two weeks notice. Letter dated May 7. Last day July 19.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ones fun. Sounds like someone who appreciated their job but it was time to move on. No harm here.

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    If someone is serious about quitting but aren't quite sure yet, Lee said it would be a good idea to start by simply considering the pros and cons of staying vs. leaving. "You can even write everything down on paper or an Excel sheet for better clarity!"

    "Try to do some background checks on the new company if it fits your personal growth needs, financial needs, technical skills, future career goals, company culture (check reviews on Glassdoor, Kununu, and Google)," the career coach advised.

    "If still in doubt, accept the invitation to go for an interview (for this, it's important to have a list of questions ready!). Clarify any doubts you may have about the new job or company background."

    Lee highlighted that going for an interview doesn't automatically mean you're agreeing to the offer but it can provide valuable information and make your decision a lot easier. "It is just an opportunity for you to have a deeper understanding of the job and whether it suits you, while it gives the recruiter a chance to get to know you better if you suit the job—think of it like going for a first date! It doesn't mean you're gonna get married."

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    #4

    My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter

    My Boss Volunteered Me For A Golf Event That I Hated Every Second Of, So I Gave Her A Golf Themed Resignation Letter

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They gave their boss 2 weeks to understand this joke

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a boss with that problem. One of the fellows had a Far Side desk calendar. 365 Far Side cartoons. He would leave one in the break room every day and every day someone would have to try and explain the joke to the boss guy.

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    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really understand something, if you want to quit a job in murica you have to give at least two weeks notice, but your employer can fire you at any time without notice?

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two weeks notice is just a formality. It isn't mandatory. You're free to clock out and leave with no notice at all. Of course, if you do that, I wouldn't recommend listing your former boss as a reference. :-)

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hear them into the woods or into the lake with the gator?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the boss ended up in the bunker.

    Todd Hollfelder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know... I've been a professional person since I was around 24 y/o and not once have I ever given a two weeks' notice. In fact, they're lucky if they get one week.

    Mine Truly
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never do it because a lot of companies fire you immediately so they can escort you out, they don't want you hanging around for two weeks to give you an opportunity to steal or sabotage anything. So I never risk giving notice and losing two weeks pay.

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    #5

    Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss's Desk

    Throwback To 2018 When I Quit My Job Of 8 Years By Leaving This On My Boss's Desk

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they gave the boss the manual their co-workers use to survive him....

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the boss will know the secret and be able to become unbearable again!

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    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he could have given him the book on how to be a good boss instead of how to survive one. To help his colleagues out?

    ItsAllGood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hermione, So you think the Boss sees himself/herself as a bad boss & is just waiting for staff to point the way.... Nope❗It won't happen. Sweet of you to think Boss cares😄

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A truly bad boss will not understand that they are talking about him.

    Alvin Chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast the boss got the book

    imagae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smiley face is great.

    Damon
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    4 years ago

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    The exact opposite of “being the bigger man (or woman)”

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    #6

    I Also Quit My Job

    I Also Quit My Job

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    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell ‘em how you REALLY feel! 😆

    Alvin Chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his definition of his "JOB" there

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    The personal growth and career coach reassured that when someone is good at what they do and believes in their capabilities, there will always be a stream of opportunities that will come their way.

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    But with that being said, Lee doesn't think that quitting your job on the spot is a smart move. "If you resign too soon but, for example, haven't got sufficient savings to tide you over the next few weeks or months until you find a new job, you are putting yourself in unnecessary stress."

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    "The interview process (from application to the actual interviews to signing a contract) can potentially take months in some companies!"

    Unless, of course, you're in a really bad situation, like "the VP of your company or colleagues are sexually harassing you or bullying you in some horrible way. Which by the way, please report it to the police and consider sharing your experience online (Glassdoor, Kununu, and Google)."

    #7

    Resigning From A Bad Job With Style

    Resigning From A Bad Job With Style

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    Gunner_535
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! This sure is a sign that they really didn't like there job!

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE IT!!! But its AIGHT lol

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet and to the point. I like it!

    Sarah Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It saves dancing around the subject.

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    #8

    Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks

    Just Went In And Quit, But Not Without Super Gluing A Few Of These To Walls By The Time Clocks

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll just superglue " Don't ask what we can do for you, but ask how you can be of service to us. " over it.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't the paper come off pretty easily? Just scrub it with a wet rag and the paper would disintegrate, leaving only the glue residue behind. If they wanted it to stay, maybe they could have laminated it first or something and then superglued it.

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    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be plastered over the city of the wisconsin dells, wi aka the waterpark capital. the businesses there reduce the hours of their permanent employees every year during the summer and foreigners are hired for the duration. it's not the foreigner's fault for wanting to come and work here. however, there is a regular habit of some of them leaving their job and the area and then just going....somewhere but not back to their country. also, since they don't know the laws here they are often abused during their time with their long hours. the female workers have been sexually harassed and they don't know that they can make a formal complaint and/or it's against the law.

    ItsAllGood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the foreigners are not legally in Country & have no power to report ANY crimes against them, because then they'd be deported which, for some of them, could result in a life or death situation😟 Yes these are the people that many Americans want gone because... b/cuz..? Oh yeah they'll use our tax dollars to... No they're invisible here, because... Nevermind

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CEO vs worker wages? Welcome to corporate America where ALL upper management makes a killing telling people how to do a job they themselves couldn't do if their life depended on it while also cutting staff and payroll to the point customers simply walk out and then stop coming in completely.

    Sanguinius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about 90% sure that's posted inside a Cracker Barrel restaurant.

    Todd Hollfelder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful with that one. I taped something similar all over my former place of employment. The next morning, I got a call from the police charging me with malicious vandalism. Basically, that means the police could have, but didn't, give me a ticket because it was stupid.

    Lissy đŸ€˜
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superglue? They must hate the CEO.

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    #9

    My Favorite Way I've Quit A Job (Copywriter)

    My Favorite Way I've Quit A Job (Copywriter)

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    Erin W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Google Translate: "The pain itself is love, the main iterative process, but I give it time as low as toil and to some great pain exercise"

    Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some Pro-level writing there! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    Pharmtechgurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pain itself should be a lot of pain, but the main iterative process, but I give it this kind of time to cut down on the pain and some great pain. As for the minim pardon, what can we do to exercise any school of labor except to achieve the objectives of it?

    ojjunior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorem Ipsum is candidate in my town for decades. Poor guy never won...

    Mine Truly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's really dad is I'm 99% certain the employer doesn't even know how to generate their own lorem ipsum

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot pretend that I know how to speak Latin, but I have seen this text as a default for lots of templates in Office 365 apps.

    Caleb Wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you go so far to resign in LATIN!

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    At the end of the day, trust your gut. "Doing a job because of the salary is a good form of extrinsic motivation, but it can never give you true happiness and a sense of purpose," Lee said.

    "When selecting a job, it is important to do something that gives your life meaning and joy (this is how intrinsic motivation and a sense of fulfillment is created). It really doesn't matter if that means being a bartender, a cashier, a hairdresser, an entrepreneur, an engineer, whatever. Your position or salary does not equate to your self-worth. This is a misconception many people have."

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    Your aim, according to Lee, should be to find a place where you are about 80% happy, leaving the rest 20% for possible minor inconveniences that both you and the company can work on in the future.

    I hope these resignation letters will inspire you towards positive change.

    #10

    I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today

    I Think Lena Quit Her Job Today

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the new worthy pin owner

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So henceforth this toilet shall be called 'Lena'. She will find out years down the line, when she's forgotten there but the name lives on.

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    David Zarrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. That’s a great one, Carmen. đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

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    Bender Bending RodrĂ­guez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is a magnet name tag instead of those safety pin once (no poking holes in your clothes with magnet once), they tend to fall out if front plate and back plate gets miss aligned for whatever reason. So keep that in mind before you yell at Lena for making more work for cleaning crew.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now some poor sod, probably the cleaner or janitor, has to fish that out.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll give them a smile. There's hope for the future! (Or be like that one lady who came to the US as a poor immigrant, took a job as a janitor and eventually rose up through the company and one day bought it.)

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    taco bell treats they're employees worse then the tacos they sell would if they ate them

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once your nametag accidentally falls in the toilet you either have to retrieve it...or quit.

    Bernice Xkembri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will someone lena hand to retrieve the name tag?

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    #11

    This Is Not The End. It's Only The "&"

    This Is Not The End. It's Only The "&"

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    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "twix" sounds like "two weeks" when said correctly.

    Meg Curry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHHHHHH... Thank you! Not sure why you're not more upvoted.

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    Alvin Chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he i can't reese-ist working there

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaahaaha This one is great. Very creative.

    Tara Markey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant be upset when you're getting candy.

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a stretch- Twix doesn’t really sound like ‘two weeks’

    Julianne M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine it having something else in the wrapper

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    #12

    Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message

    Quitting My Job Today. Leaving This As My Out Of Office Message

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that entire letter in Troy McClure's voice! 😄

    A Nelson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher up, upvoting now!

    Charlie B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t watch the simpsons but I read this entire thing in a certain voice and I’m off to the tube see if I was right 
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    Fernando Esso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you may not like him Minister but you cant deny...Dumbledores got STYLE

    Indy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it true, Mr. McLure if you don't like it, you're a grade A moron?

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have reached Stephen Hawking level.

    Ơimon Ơpaček
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the inspiration. I also think I will use the cookies, but this is great OOO message.

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    #13

    Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business

    Today I Decided To Bet On Myself And Quit My Job To Work Full Time On My Small Candle Business

    I’m super nervous but so excited to finally do what I feel is best for me. I can’t wait to see what’s in store during this new chapter of my life. I can’t wait to continue glowing & growing! Cheers to doing the damn thang.

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if.....just an if.....it is made to smell like rotten bananas....(bonus if it's fart scented) n she lights it on her table on her last day :)

    Hannah Broyles-Grundy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like where you're going with this.... something sulfurous.... preservative and odorous

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to quit with a candle buy a Gwyneth candle😅😅😅😅

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats very good.... well done.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope your new business will burn brightly for years to come.

    Lori Lathrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you! Congratulations on your new endeavor, and I wish you SUCCESS!!

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    #14

    My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday

    My Friend Quit His Job Yesterday

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    Spock's Socks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully Bobby will be taking his faithful regulars with him at his new job where he is appreciated.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One job I left, I took 75% of the business with me. That was in '08 and even though I have since long moved on to new endeavors, those customers never went back but stayed with the place I went to. A lesson the first place never learned, people buy from people, not companies.

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    Amanda Hunt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I was busser at Olive Garden, and all the servers would complain about how they were getting more tables than they were supposed to. And I mentioned it to the managers, but the response I got was "You're just a busser, you don't know how this business is run. You better stop giving management recommendations or we'll fire you." I cannot explain the joy I felt when I found out a few months after quitting that the restaurant was out of business because they weren't paying the electric bill. I guess they didn't know how the business was run either.

    Steffen Rehm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hear the backstory for this one. I got once in a (verbal) fight with a coworker and she claims to be the one, who decide what we will work and how things will happen. My Boss and i are tried to have a talk with her, to sort things out and stop that useless fighting, but she decided then to go sick for half a year. (You can do that in Germany, without getting automatically fired) She got really angry as is continually told here, to be just a worker like me and to stop her behavior.

    Peter Barnaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, let me get this straight. You can take an entire half of a year off of work for being sick and not get fired in Germany?!

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    imagae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you, Bobby. Anyone who’s done that job knows just how dirty and thankless it can be. “Just a server”. So like, one of the people who’s job it is to make sure the folks with the money are happy? You know, so they’ll pay?

    RhysyPiece360
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully bobby makes his own Store or restaurant

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants to be a 'just a' or a cog in the wheel. If that is what they think..TTFN

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    #15

    The Best Way To Quit Your Job

    The Best Way To Quit Your Job

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    Alvin Chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with that the boss gave him a raise..

    Dayton Moore-Monge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn guys just let the person right it out however they want. They may not have been thinking of the possibility that it wasn’t male because in the meme it shows Drake, who is male, you guys can get a little too mean with this gender stuff, it’s literally the only reply you guys have on an actual funny comment.

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    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    modern employees these days ...

    Jim King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got that idea that they deserved 2 weeks notice -- Did you ever hear of a place that gave you 2 weeks notice that they were going to lay you off or terminate you?? When I would quit, I would just tell them, this is my last day.

    LMW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he/she quit for a pay raise to get a professional manicure đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

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    #16

    Mass Exodus - The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully They’ve Learned Their Lesson

    Mass Exodus - The Owners Of This Store Were Left Scratching Their Heads After Their Entire Team Decided To Quit. Hopefully They’ve Learned Their Lesson

    How would you quit, if you had the guts? Let's entertain this thought for a moment.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My letter of resignation was: "I quit smoking one year ago and I like it. So I quit working because I'll like it even more. As of the first day of July I'm in early retirement, I won't get rich from working anyway."

    LMW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *management; *inconvenience 😁😁 Possibly *store and not story 😁

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked at a Taco Bell with a great manager. She was transferred, and at our first staff meeting, the new manager told us our job was to make him look good. Not customer service or any other important duties. He said, "If you don't like it, don't let the door hit you in the a$$ as you leave." I said, "Fine," then stood up and walked out the door (I already had a second job anyway).

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be hell employers to lose all their staff at once well done folks..

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Yes! Leave as a team! Make them realise you are important! If they don't get it destroy them!

    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on which job it was. A couple I would've loved to superglue the door lock as there was only one way to actually get in the building. Seriously, what kind of idiot builds a store with only ONE door that can be opened from outside? And yes, we did have an instance where that lock broke and we couldn't get in.

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whole crew quit our job after being treated horribly by the manager. Only we didn't come up with a cool note like this one, we just walked out.

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    #17

    Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years

    Quit My Job Where The Owners Use And Abuse Me, My Hard Work, And My Kindness. I Had To Beg Them For A $1 Raise After 1.5 Years

    My second job offered me a $3 raise after two weeks because they were so impressed with my performance. So long.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More proof that you shouldn't put up with stingy asshole bosses. You're always worth more than they pay you, or else they would have replaced you with someone cheaper.

    Andrea Malarkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter wanted to switch Dunkins after her manager laid hands on her, she is pregnant by the way, because she got dizzy for a second. The next Dunkin she applied at would prosecute you if you took a drink home. Now she works at one 0.15 miles from our house and she can bring s**t home.

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    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inconsistent handwriting on the 1s makes this confusing.

    GVL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I thought they said they were resigning in 2027. Lolol.

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    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I..I love this idea. But Op's story is so sad.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sympathy card idea. Perfect for pinning to the breakroom corkboard.

    T Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a 6-year notice

    Price McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at that point they dont deserve a 2 week notice...

    Bernice Xkembri
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    3 years ago

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    Lissy đŸ€˜
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let anyone abuse you for whatever reason. You are your own person and if anyone has a problem with that, just walk away because they are nothing in this world.

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    #18

    Funny Quit Notice

    Funny Quit Notice

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ba ba ba ba ba, I’m loving it
..

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like three quit notices stacked up...

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where will they get another person to sit in the box and take orders?

    Catherine Binder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is the states it might be harder than you think, and by harder I mean the franchise owner will have to chisel open their wallet and pay a living wage.

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    #19

    Madlad Quits His Job

    Madlad Quits His Job

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad or not, the boss is right. It's extremely unprofessional to quit over text.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Not great news’: US boss fires 900 employees on a Zoom call https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/dec/07/not-great-news-us-boss-fires-900-employees-on-a-zoom-call

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    Yo Momma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A company can fire you without cause and without a 2 week notice, you can do the same. I see no issue with this.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic isn't new. Last time it appeared on a BP list the overwhelming majority of comments agreed with the boss. Not to say this isn't a surprising way to quit, but the employee is very definitely not the hero of this story

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its unprofessional to be fired over text or zoom...

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get internet points while ensuring you'll never get a good reference.

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did someone who made it to even a semi-adult working age get the idea that it’s ok to do anything remotely like this?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. And reading some of the replies on here, I'm not so sure they all reached semi-adult state yet...

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying STFU to your boss kinda guarantees you have to remove that entire job from your CV because future employers might phone them to find out how you were as a worker... and they'll say, "Oh him? He told me to STFU, so there's that."

    Frankenfrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me he doesn't give a f**k about that

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    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be a standard, but it's not required.

    purple zebra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the two weeks notice ever even start? It takes my company longer than two months to even post the job, let alone hire and train someone new so what is the point of it? It’s not like you could all of a sudden finish all your work in two weeks either. It’s so awkward to have to stick around for two weeks after you’ve made it known you no longer liked the job.

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't give you two weeks before your fired to make sure you have another job so you won't be in a bind

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    #20

    I Did A Thing Today

    I Did A Thing Today

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    Spock's Socks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a future medical doctor I would like to order a stack of these pads. Especially concerning mental health.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very personal massage, wink wink.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very personnal massage ? it depends by whom :)

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pulmonologist told me to get another job at every visit because the mold was so bad, where I used to work. So I texted him the day before I moved, telling him I was taking a job in a foreign country. I hope he was pleased. It was definitely healing. (And saved my life. COVID + mold would have been a disaster.)

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my OBGYN write me a prescription to get pregnant once when my husband was having a hard time deciding if he wanted kids. It worked. We have 2 beautiful sons!!

    Lazy_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow they are recommending some strange things-

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    #21

    After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By

    After Successfully Opening His Own Business, My Best Friend Quit His Corporate Job After 18 Years And Left This For Them To Remember Him By

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coz that's what legends do

    Dayton Moore-Monge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that picture of SpongeBob and squidward looking down and smiling taped above a urinal

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder did they hang it in the foyer?

    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I m stealing this.....😊😁

    GVL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually hilarious to me !! Lol

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    #22

    I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago

    I Quit My Job Today But Left Them Something To Remember Me By. Inspired By Another Post From A Few Months Ago

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha Bill, since when was Catholicism another culture?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly - I have to agree with Bill on this one. I'm not religious, certainly not catholic, but this is a bit too close to real condolence/remembrance shrines to make me truly comfortable. But maybe in the company he worked for, it would be understood the right way. Let's hope so.

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... he's the president (and possibly founder) of the company?!?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *think* this might be his new business-card for the company he founded after quitting?

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    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry. He’s in a better place. By that, I mean at a better job where the bosses don’t treat him like sh!t.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahhaahhaahaha I am so happy you are lost without me??

    Bill
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    4 years ago

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    What a way to make fun of another culture and how they respect the dead

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said, remembering that he got out of bed with a strong motivation to be offended today.

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    #23

    Onto Bigger And Better Things

    Onto Bigger And Better Things

    The note says: "This is a picture of T-Rex, my favorite Dinosaur. It's also my two weeks notice."

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can read and their handwriting is legible.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a little trouble with the top line. So I'm grateful for the text

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was their boss I would bitterly regret letting go an employee who can draw T-Rex like that. Certainly a person of high value.

    D K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a bad sketch

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't need a meteor strike to tell him it was time to get out.

    Amari Cornelison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us can read that smart a*s b***h

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't read all of the top line either. I can read cursive and print as long as it eligible. Drawing of T-rex is pretty good also.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is good at drawing at least drawing dinosaurs

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    #24

    My "Partner In Crime" At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It

    My "Partner In Crime" At Work Is Announcing His Resignation Today, And This Is How We Are Doing It

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really have time... some of us just stood up and never came back. Sent a text later

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ones seem to have enjoyed their job together, coworker has not left in anger... if anything, this is a quick exercise or advert for their skills at next job.

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    Rosey Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 weeks notice hell. I'll give u a 2 day notice. I'm leaving this bitch 2 day!

    Shelley Barrows
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Will Ferrell and John c. Reilly in the movie Step Brothers 2008

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    Leslie Crittenden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love love love the matching argyle sweater vests!!!

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The taller guys looks kinda like Marv from home alone

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great work of ...partnership with his alter ego ..I am sure he found another position to exercise his skills.

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    #25

    Handing In This Resignation Letter Today

    Handing In This Resignation Letter Today

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The censorship here is fĂŒcking ridiculous.

    Tom Susala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The effort they put into censorship should be spent on editing and PROOFREADING!!!

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    WatermelonTheDutchie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh dear lordy a butt whatever shall we do

    Jessica Bertram
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    4 years ago

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    Rapunzel Bean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it uncensored to see the cartoon booty

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    #26

    Best Resignation Letter Ever

    Best Resignation Letter Ever

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    Shara Kranz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Gotta think about your future.

    lafayette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the little smiley face =)

    Bi panda
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    3 years ago

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    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit I was enjoying all the creative notices. Took me a minute to warm up to this one.

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like simple, this one is the best!

    Laura Crawley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE IT!!!!! the 😊 is excellent

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    #27

    How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen

    How To Quit Your Summer Job At Dairy Queen

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think that would be the least boring part of the day, tho.

    #28

    I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter

    I Work At A Supermarket And This Is My Resignation Letter

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    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, lots of effort has been put into this Aussie one!

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Vegemite is a great implication that it’s a supermarket down under.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a ransom note

    Mica Silvia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if their reply was TL:DR

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!! I was literally thinking that very same. It's not that's it TL:DR, it's just too dang much!

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    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in advertising and a lot of applications came in like this. I love how creative people can be! One person even sent in a pop up box with confetti and words describing their assets,along with their cv!

    Jan Hutcheson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is one (probably the only) resignation leader they won’t just file away! They may even frame it!đŸ˜č

    Tezdon Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So petty for all of the right reasons, to bad they didnt use the d***s logo

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very Aussie and a lot of clever work and thought . I am sure it was well received by management ..if not they can go jump!!

    Sherry Diamond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that amount of work done in his resignation letter - he deserves severance pay!

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    #29

    A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister's Job

    A Letter Of Resignation From My Sister's Job

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    d 'yours sincerely' đŸ˜­đŸ€

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Up) yours sincerely...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we shouldn't forget our manners😅😅

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    Duncan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is nice that they capitalised ass

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight to the point. I like it.

    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight and to the point, just how I like it

    Lori Lathrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOW THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE! đŸŽ¶Take this job and shove it, I ain’t workin’ here no moreâ€ŠđŸŽ¶

    Jan Hutcheson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸ€ŁđŸ˜čđŸ€ŁđŸ˜čđŸ€Ł

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    #30

    So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work

    So I Quit My Job And I Just Took This Into Work

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    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what flavor it is!

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh amercians.... please watch this horror movie with severed limbs and spurting gushes of blood.... but someone flipping the bird - we must hide that! Wont someone please think of the children!

    Hydro Keychain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this site is not American. It is Lithuanian. so... ahhhh Lithuanians...

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I wonder what BP is protecting me from behind the Block of Ridiculous Censorship. Must be something bloody awful.

    SG108
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a "poop-filled" version of chocolate pie, like Minnie made in "The Help".

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taste chronic disappointment

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks freaking delicious! I’m a cake fanatic, so I would even take the piece that’s giving the finger 😆

    D K
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the middle finger slice!

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    #31

    The Best Resignation Letter Ever

    The Best Resignation Letter Ever

    The note says: "Due to the nature of my bills and the fact that I occasionally enjoy eating more than once per day, among other issues, I have accepted a position at another company. I have attempted to address these issues multiple times to no avail, so I feel it is in my best interest to take a new approach. They have requested that I start on December 29th, so my last day will be December 23rd, as I have prior commitments the 24th through the 28th. Thanks"

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my co-workers wrote: "Since my wife refuses to finance my hobbies any longer, I'm forced to quit because I have found a job that pays more than enough to cover my costs of living and have hobbies."

    #32

    My 6-Year-Old Niece Quit On Me After 30 Mins Of Work

    My 6-Year-Old Niece Quit On Me After 30 Mins Of Work

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is not the job for me so I'm quitting." So young, so wise.

    Mtownmick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently he did not explain about the two week notice if you quit, no notice if I fire you policy. Who wrote that policy I wonder.

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    #33

    Eat My Resignation. When It’s Time To Move On

    Eat My Resignation. When It’s Time To Move On

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    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly not a real place. This is just an advert for the cake company.

    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I did something like this when I quit my first job, but then, I did work in a bakery...

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y such a pretty cake given to d office???? u cud like take a huge chunk out of the centre :)

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this one, I would leave out some details, then it's actually a nice way to say goodbye, and gift your nice co workers a parting gift.

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    #34

    Today I’m Quitting My College Restaurant Job And This Is How I’m Doing It

    Today I’m Quitting My College Restaurant Job And This Is How I’m Doing It

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meme isn't shitty at all.

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg....imagine this plastered (the resignation letter) all over d office.....n also folded inside the tissue dispenser

    #35

    I Decided It Was Best To Take A Tactful Approach When Telling My Significant Other I Had Quit My Job This Afternoon

    I Decided It Was Best To Take A Tactful Approach When Telling My Significant Other I Had Quit My Job This Afternoon

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, fly Mike, be free

    #36

    I Put In My Two Weeks Notice Via Sympathy Card

    I Put In My Two Weeks Notice Via Sympathy Card

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My main concern with using an actual card is they cost like $2 whereas the paper in the office costs you $0.

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and with our large format InkJet plotter, I could easily print out a 150 foot long full color sympathy card which would cost hundreds of dollars.

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    Mindghost
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    4 years ago

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    People really should stop using grief cards for that kind of thing...

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    #37

    My Resignation Letter To HR, I Will Not Be In Tomorrow

    My Resignation Letter To HR, I Will Not Be In Tomorrow

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    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punishment. This isn't grade-school folks. If you haven't committed an actual crime and you're being "punished" (jobs, relationships, whatever), just friggin' WALK OUT.

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    #38

    My Colleague Of 10 Years Finally Quit His Job To Work For His Church. Here's What He Put Up All Round The Building. Legend

    My Colleague Of 10 Years Finally Quit His Job To Work For His Church. Here's What He Put Up All Round The Building. Legend

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to work as a full time minster? Interesting. Aren't they usually bigger and made of stone?

    Spock's Socks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm glad the new job is not proofreading. That would be a leap of faith indeed.

    #39

    I Got The Offer To My Dream Job And Sent This Resignation Letter To My Division President And CC’d HR When I Quit On The Spot

    I Got The Offer To My Dream Job And Sent This Resignation Letter To My Division President And CC’d HR When I Quit On The Spot

    The letter says: "I am resigning effective immediately. By the time I have sent this email I will have already dropped my laptop off with IT and probably left the building. I want you to know that the reason I am leaving is because you specifically have created one of the most toxic work environments I have ever worked in. I have never worked in an environment where I have had to defend someone from being fired because of their accent or because they had to miss work due to medical reasons. Both of which I have had to do with you. I have never worked in an environment where someone in management was so micromanaging as you yet knew so little of the actual work it takes to get those tasks done as I have with you. And finally I have never worked in an environment where I could be warning management of issues that prevent us from accomplishing our goals only to be ignored then be lectured when things go south because of the issues I tried to flag. 
    I truly don't know how this division has not imploded due to the micromanaging and toxicity at the top levels and I will be very happy to leave."

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling them how it is and for sure being ignored one more time.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that felt very satisfying to send but honestly it's better for you if you leave on the best terms possible. I had the worst boss and job ever before but I left on good terms and that boss later was a reference and went to bat to get a great job for me.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏👏👏👏👏

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    #40

    I Put My Resignation Letter On A Leftover Halloween Decoration In My Boss's Office This Morning

    I Put My Resignation Letter On A Leftover Halloween Decoration In My Boss's Office This Morning

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    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again censorship no allowing to see the text on the letter. Blooming sisi weiners

    #41

    6 Months Ago This Is How I Submitted My 2 Week's Notice. Today Several Of My Former Coworkers Got Canned

    6 Months Ago This Is How I Submitted My 2 Week's Notice. Today Several Of My Former Coworkers Got Canned

    It says: "Happy **** 2-week notice. Seriously, I will miss like 91.7% of you!"

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11/12 = 91.66666%... I guess they had 12 coworkers. (Or 24, of which they hated 2.)

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the only hated person, is the boss. Or well, former boss

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    #42

    Too Funny. My Co-Worker's Resignation Letter

    Too Funny. My Co-Worker's Resignation Letter

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    #43

    2 Weeks Notice And My Store Manager Likes Turtles

    2 Weeks Notice And My Store Manager Likes Turtles

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    Julianne M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE THE TURTLE I HAVE THAT IN MY ROOM

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... is that supposed to be a turtle??

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    #44

    Quit My Job And Left A Message For My Successor

    Quit My Job And Left A Message For My Successor

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    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a drag queen?! I couldn’t tell!

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    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was Beyoncé at first.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    #45

    My Friend Just Quit His Job At Brookstone

    My Friend Just Quit His Job At Brookstone

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    #46

    Today At Work Someone Found This Resignation Letter Buried In The Warehouse

    Today At Work Someone Found This Resignation Letter Buried In The Warehouse

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey, anyone seen Jerry lately? Somebody go check on Jerry"

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really feel badly for Jerry because he inherited that last name!

    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a maintenance guy that would use the scissor lift and get in a place where no one could see him, lock it out and go to sleep. Supervisor finally climbed up and caught him.

    #47

    So I Decided To Quit My Job Yesterday. And This Is What I Went In With Today

    So I Decided To Quit My Job Yesterday. And This Is What I Went In With Today

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    Cassidy ChillRose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they did it with a smile. :)

    Baby Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶ïži wear a mask with a smile for hours at a timeđŸŽ¶ïž

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    #48

    A Cool Way To Hand In Your Notice

    A Cool Way To Hand In Your Notice

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    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you resign for a better job, and it does not mean you will miss the old one.

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    #49

    Best Two Weeks Notice Ever

    Best Two Weeks Notice Ever

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wasn't expecting that. Thought there would be a sting in the tail but no, all jolly wholesome. I don't know if I'm disappointed or pleased for the lad. There's a monumental conflict of good versus evil battling inside me. Wow. I'm speechless.

    Merbear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They censored die? That's so stupid.

    Talia Mclaren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously why sensor the word die it will happen to us all eventually it is not a bad word

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    #50

    I’ve Never Laughed So Hard At An Order. You Sir Are A Legend. When You Get A Promotion But You Still Love Your Workplace So You Quit With Macarons

    I’ve Never Laughed So Hard At An Order. You Sir Are A Legend. When You Get A Promotion But You Still Love Your Workplace So You Quit With Macarons

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    #51

    My Resignation Letter, Turning It In Today

    My Resignation Letter, Turning It In Today

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hiding a comment :)

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I think WilvanderHeijden has a point. It seems to me that what he's saying is that the writer of the letter is giving very good advice, but only if the recipient will pay attention to that advice. Even the resignee notes that it's probably a waste of effort.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    Wise words for fools is wasting your breath.

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    4 years ago

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    shut the fffffffffuck up

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    #52

    Cleaning My Office, Ran Across This Exit Survey I Took When I Quit A 6 Figure Job

    Cleaning My Office, Ran Across This Exit Survey I Took When I Quit A 6 Figure Job

    The answer is: "If I have to do anything for 11 hrs a day 330 days a year, it will certainly not be with a cynical and stressed-out management team trying to get a traumatized and unmotivated workforce to maintain production."

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    #53

    This Is What You Get If You Quit The Right Way

    This Is What You Get If You Quit The Right Way

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you confuse me with happy and stupid. why in the ham sandwich would you do that

    Emmie Corwin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thx, *whispers to friend* this is why i started this buisness!

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    #54

    Thought Youd Like My Instant Resignation Text, No Response

    Thought Youd Like My Instant Resignation Text, No Response

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    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously seems like this was the result they were hoping for if they were cutting their hours AND requiring them to work on Christmas

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    #55

    Resignation Letter

    Resignation Letter

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    #56

    Two Types Of 2 Week Notices: I Care And I'm Sad To Be Leaving, And IDGAF

    Two Types Of 2 Week Notices: I Care And I'm Sad To Be Leaving, And IDGAF

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not American so what does "Leaving for A2" mean? EDIT: Thanks to all for replying. I was just curious.

    Jane Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American that is probably AZ which is for Arizona. (I've seen people write 2s and Zs similar to this)

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    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A2 is also a local abbreviation here in Michigan for Ann Arbor (where University of Michigan is located)

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    #57

    A Proper Letter Of Resignation

    A Proper Letter Of Resignation

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    #58

    After 2 Days, He Disappeared To "Get Something From His Car" At 2:30pm And Never Came Back. He Left My Favorite Resignation Letter Ever

    After 2 Days, He Disappeared To "Get Something From His Car" At 2:30pm And Never Came Back. He Left My Favorite Resignation Letter Ever

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blacked out the $7.25...

    Chandelure F-5
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    4 years ago

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    There's no idea what the pay really is tbh

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    #59

    Quit My Job Today In Style

    Quit My Job Today In Style

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The math seems a tad (full week) off - or is that an Office reference where Michael Scott wouldn't be able to calculate the correct date and I should be laughing?

    #60

    A Resignation Letter

    A Resignation Letter

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    #61

    I Quit My Job The Other Day

    I Quit My Job The Other Day

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    #62

    How I Announced My Resignation At My Job Of 10 Years

    How I Announced My Resignation At My Job Of 10 Years

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    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on position, you have to give longer. My hubby had to give 3 months.

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    Katherine Bowden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get giving away perfectly good cakes

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    #63

    Best Resignation Letter Ever - Short And Sweet

    Best Resignation Letter Ever - Short And Sweet

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    #64

    My Brother Gave His Two Week's Notice

    My Brother Gave His Two Week's Notice

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hand drawn condolence taco eating chicken. Salt of the earth, right here

    #65

    Sent This As A Part Of My Resignation Email After Walking Out Of My Shift

    Sent This As A Part Of My Resignation Email After Walking Out Of My Shift

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    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is, if I remember correctly he's actually sitting down, not standing up.

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    #66

    This Was My Resignation Letter To My Work. I Gave Them A Sympathy Card

    This Was My Resignation Letter To My Work. I Gave Them A Sympathy Card

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    Amanda Appleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    must be a cat

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    #67

    After A Year Of Working Out Of My Available Hours And Sending Them A 2 Week Notice For Availability 3 Weeks Ago, I Was Told I Was To Be “Closely Monitored” For Closing Early

    After A Year Of Working Out Of My Available Hours And Sending Them A 2 Week Notice For Availability 3 Weeks Ago, I Was Told I Was To Be “Closely Monitored” For Closing Early

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a job my son quit (a supervisor gave him a heads up that particular facility would be closing for good in 1 month and told him who to apply to for a new job). For years they had been shutting down production to reboot the system due to some issue that would happen. My son showed them they didn't need to reboot thus saving them a lot of time and trouble. Due to the nature of the business, once he gave notice, standard practice is to escort the now former employee out. As they're doing so, he gets paged to come fix the system. He asked them what they wanted him to do, leave or fix the system? SO they lead him to the computer, he fixed the glitch, again for the umptenth time, and then they walked him out. In all the years he was there, they never bothered to learn what it was he'd do to save them from doing a total shutdown.

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are fired, you can get unemployment people.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. If you are fired for a policy violation, you get nothing.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    With any luck they were fired before 29 November.

    #68

    And That's How We Quit Our Summer Job

    And That's How We Quit Our Summer Job

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    #69

    My Coworker's Resignation Letter

    My Coworker's Resignation Letter

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    #70

    Boss Asked For A Letter Of Resignation, She Got This

    Boss Asked For A Letter Of Resignation, She Got This

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    #71

    My Cookie Of Resignation

    My Cookie Of Resignation

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    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste a perfectly good cookie cake?!

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! I definitely wouldn't be sharing THAT at work! I don't think I like ANYONE that much!

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    sam (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very nice advertisement you have there. It's not even real

    #72

    How I Turned In My Two Weeks' Notice Yesterday

    How I Turned In My Two Weeks' Notice Yesterday

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    #73

    If You’re Going To Give Bad News. It’s Better To Say It On A Cake Right?

    If You’re Going To Give Bad News. It’s Better To Say It On A Cake Right?

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    #74

    This Custom 2 Week Notice Card! I Had To Go Out In Style And This Card Was Perfect

    This Custom 2 Week Notice Card! I Had To Go Out In Style And This Card Was Perfect

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be a recurring theme...

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    #75

    Well It's Been 6 Months Since I Finally Found A Job Worth Leaving That Hell Hole Excuse I Called A Job For. I Still Find My 2 Week Notice Hilarious

    Well It's Been 6 Months Since I Finally Found A Job Worth Leaving That Hell Hole Excuse I Called A Job For. I Still Find My 2 Week Notice Hilarious

    The fact they walked me to the gate tells me they didn't find it as amusing.

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    #76

    My Sister Thinking About Quitting Her Job

    My Sister Thinking About Quitting Her Job

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    #77

    My Friend Put In Her Two Weeks Notice By Giving This To Her Supervisor. Thankfully He Laughed

    My Friend Put In Her Two Weeks Notice By Giving This To Her Supervisor. Thankfully He Laughed

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    #79

    I Turned In My 2 Weeks Notice At Work

    I Turned In My 2 Weeks Notice At Work

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    #80

    Eat My Resignation

    Eat My Resignation

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    BarBeeGirl
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    4 years ago

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    Wow. Who knew you’d have an opportunity to show off a big word today!

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    #81

    Quit My Job Today. Always Wanted To Do This

    Quit My Job Today. Always Wanted To Do This

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    #82

    My Friend Works At Warby Parker And Put In His Two Weeks Notice With This Cake

    My Friend Works At Warby Parker And Put In His Two Weeks Notice With This Cake

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    Canda (Cat Panda)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering up a horrible comment, don’t mind me

    Jaekry
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    4 years ago

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    I find most of these insulting. Not creative. I myself would never write an insult while leaving. For possible references, but even more for professionalism and not lowering my level and keeping my class.

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    #83

    I Joined The Navy Recently And Will Be Going Off To Basic In A Few Months. I Put My 2 Weeks Notice In At Work Today. They Told Me To Make It "As Professional As Possible"

    I Joined The Navy Recently And Will Be Going Off To Basic In A Few Months. I Put My 2 Weeks Notice In At Work Today. They Told Me To Make It "As Professional As Possible"

    "Howdy,
    March 30th will be my last day for my epic journey as a Jason's Deli delivery driver will come to an end. I will begin my chapter as a sailor soon after. But I want you to remember me by setting out a beefeater and a side salad as the closest booth to the register everyday just in case I decide to stop by. Farewell"

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    Emmie Corwin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's... SMART! omg totes doing that when i get a job. I'm 11 soo

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice from a 24-year-old (me): Only quit like this when the management is terrible.

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    #84

    My 2 Weeks Notice. Sealed In Was With The Hand Of The King Stamp

    My 2 Weeks Notice. Sealed In Was With The Hand Of The King Stamp

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    #85

    How To Quit A Job 101

    How To Quit A Job 101

    It says: "Imma hit up college for a lil. Learnin s*** is better than workin. Aka TUTurnup! So yea I'm out August 11th. Peace out B****es. -Naom. P.S. See you b****es"

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always under the impression that you needed some basic knowledge of the English language to enter college.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so long ago I would've agreed but with the level of stupidity I see in students and graduates these days, I think the only thing colleges really require and are interested in is MONEY.

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope your college application bears a closer resemblance to a known human language than your "resignation letter."

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    #86

    Sorry For Your Loss

    Sorry For Your Loss

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to resign. Don't tell them your name, leave a photo on your resignation letter and let them figure out who you are and what your job is.

    #87

    Though You Guys Might Appreciate How I Quit My Sandwich Making Job A While Back

    Though You Guys Might Appreciate How I Quit My Sandwich Making Job A While Back

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    #88

    Now This Is How You Resign

    Now This Is How You Resign

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    SansTheSkeleton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goes with the "i know how much you like c**k, so I got you this whiskey" joke

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    #89

    I Quit My Job Today. Moving On To Better Opportunities

    I Quit My Job Today. Moving On To Better Opportunities

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    How To Give A 2 Weeks Notice

    How To Give A 2 Weeks Notice

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This "original" and "unique" resignation letter is very popular.