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With social media taking over our lives, real-life relationships are becoming harder to maintain. Romantic relationships are no exception, and there are plenty of funny relationship memes to prove it.
It needs no saying that there’s a long way from ‘it’s a match’ to a match made in heaven, and whether you’re dating, have broken up, or found someone you’re head over heels for, you probably know that very well. Ask your grandparents, if they are in their happily ever after, how much of a hard job that relationship really is.

Luckily, the internet knows that too. And to ease our broken, tired, and lovesick hearts, there’s a safe place to talk about hard things known as the Relationship Memes Facebook page. According to its description, “It’s a community page offering relationship memes and advice from many perspectives around the world,” so whatever your relationship status is right now, you’re not alone. Scroll down through the funny memes about relationships we selected from this page!

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Dandelion Girl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how he doesn't even question it, he's just like "show me the dog" 🤣

Izzy's Maid
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. This would be my husband's answer, too.

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Gemma jones
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol awww. I feel this isn’t the first time lol

Abby
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ive seen this so many times and every time it makes me so happy

Sarah Stalder
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I'm in love with Rodger, too.

Leon Bryan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He doesn't even care about Rodger, he just wants the dam dog

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    RYAN REYNOLDS REACTION TO HIS WIFE

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    heyitsfionabtw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brilliant man. the look of genuine love and admiration on his face is priceless!

    1.21Gigawatts?!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dress was inspired by the oxidation of the Statue of Liberty! Flawless work to represent it and so beautiful :D

    Cheryl Ramsay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dress is AWESOME! I love Ryan's reaction!

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    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mildly annoyed by everyone’s focus on *his* face. Look at hers! Seriously, look at how they look at each other. Someone needs to invent a word that sits between jealous and “holy wossname, they are rocking the love”

    Catalina Winemixer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s not looking at him, though? Ryan is at the top of the carpet reacting to her oxidation reveal. She’s laughing, posing, downwards where people start their walk from the street-side of the Met. Weird thing to get upset about.

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    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blake Lively - she has a name. She's not just the wife of Ryan Reynolds.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we all understand that. No need to sour the beauty and celebration of the love he still has for her.

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    Echo_of_the_River
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a goddess (gay panic)

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was pretty much my reaction to that dress too, it was stunning

    Pittsburgh rare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, she was one of the few who understood the assignment. Looking at you, KK

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind me, just sitting here chillin in my penguin onesie :D I love this beyond words

    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it that adorable isn't sexy? I will take a onesie night, I will grab my red panda one and we can rock the snacks and movies.

    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comfy undies and a t-shirt older than I am (thanks mum).

    Katarzyna B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I hate this question, and if you ask it repeatedly it gets old...

    Glitterati
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a pervy old dude calling a phone sex chat line in the 1990’s kinda question

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in undies (orange, full coverage) and an Elsa (from Frozen) tank top. How is that not sexy? :p

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband’s shorts and a T-shirt with holes in it - bra optional

    InfectedVoiceBox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife loves my t-shirts because they are like a long dress on her, it's cute as hell when she's all snuggled up in my clothes, who the hell is wearing lingerie for any longer than absolute necessary.

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    How to Win at the Dating Game

    Relationships are tricky; there’s no doubt about it. I mean, being in a relationship is probably as hard as being single, and equal challenges come with each relationship status. So, if there were one conclusion we could draw, it would be that love is a tricky game. And hey, these funny relationship and love memes prove it, too, so who are we to argue? 

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    Imagine a scenario we all know too well:

    1. You meet someone you’re into.
    2. The person turns into your love interest.
    3. You send them a couple of relationship memes as a hint.
    4. You make the first move.

    How do you know if you’re doing everything right? 

    Well, James Preece, a leading Dating Expert in the UK who has helped thousands of single people, shared some tips with Bored Panda in a previous interview.

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    You Won The Bi Lottery

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    Rhea Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wonderful; funny AND knows how to use the apostrophe.

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on... everyone knows the cat gets the blanket first.

    Nitka Tsar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Germans do not share blankets. Not even married people do

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well, I'm 63/64 German, 1/64 French - i share my blanket 1 out of 64 times with my husband!

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    Anne-Sophie Dumetz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll use that when I want to sleep alone in my Queen bed

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so, foolish mortal, you go and buy another queen sized blanket for yourself and now she has TWO queen sized blankets while you get to sleep bare assed to the ceiling!

    Anna Snorrepot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she's technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

    WordWeaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a king size then! lol

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see this happening to me. This is my future, guys

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the part of the argument where you start arguing about the argument. Like who started it, and who said what when... Then you completely forget what you were arguing about in the first place!! 22 years of marriage here

    Wondering Alice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this. - We both hate big shopping, but yesterday we needed so much it took 3x supermarkets and 4x different shops. When finally done, my husband said most successful shop ever, and we didn't even fall out. Spent the rest of the journey home arguing about why we usually argue

    the_anonyMrs_Mir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband and I had plans to do this After I get out of work tonight……Ive had a stomach ache all day worrying about everything we had to do. Well, I just texted him to let him know that I placed all the orders online and we no longer need to leave the house tonight!!!! Now we’re arguing about whether we still need to go to Home Depot or not.

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    Tessb90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he realised that was wrong yet?

    Spacey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, wait until you add multiple kids to the mix. Ignorance is bliss.

    PolymathNecromancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps to ride it out and get to the stage where either can say STFU and no one bats an eye

    Shelley DuVal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the sort of person who has my talkative moments and my quiet reflective moments, usually because my brain decides to wander off and think about the possibility being able to walk of the side of a mobius strip or something. My husband and I's first argument was, He: You're mad at me, aren't you", Me, "No I'm not." This yes you are, no I'm not went on for a while until I was finally ACTUALLY mad at him. We never, ever had that argument again.

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    “If you've tried being subtle and it didn't get noticed, then it's time to change tact,” the dating expert said. “It's worth noting that they might already be aware of your interest, but they aren't sure how to react. If they aren't keen, then they will pretend they've not noticed to avoid embarrassment.”

    Moreover, James explained that “if they like you then they need it spelled out clearly just in case they've got it wrong. Rather than an over-the-top romantic gesture, just ask them if they'd like to go out on a date one evening.” According to James, it doesn't need to be more complicated than that and they might be curious about just one meeting. And you know what, if you’re too shy to ask them out, sending them a cute relationship meme might be just the ticket.

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I won't cheat because I hate everyone" This is gold

    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, for me, it is most definitely true.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already have one of these ☺️

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, cuddles, snacks, honesty, what's not to like?

    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snacks part is what defines a long term relationship imo. When you have no shame in asking your partner if they are up for a second serving of ice cream while watching Netflix- that's trust and love.

    Almarako94
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can i get this, i offer the same?

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can bet your a** that she'll be back in two minutes, holding the exact thing that you spent forever looking for

    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ok! I have a quantum theory. While you are diligently searching for ‘thing’ it temporarily displaces to an alternate plane. When your SO goes looking for it, there’s a reality shift where it, errrrr, snaps back into our plane. Prove me wrong 🙃

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband. Yesterday. Looking for the soap in the linen closet. The soap was on a shelf that was at eye level for him, exactly in front of where he was standing. He looked everywhere BUT there. Then he gave up in a huff. I asked him what he was looking for. When he told me, I took three steps to the closet and took it off the shelf right in front of him. Took him 15 minutes. Took me less than 15 seconds.

    Vee Zee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he can wash off the shame.

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    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in this meme... and it makes me sweat. Profusely.

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my husband and I it would be the opposite. I lose everything and he finds almost everything. I had to keep a list of what I lost while he was in Ukraine helping the people there. When he came back, most of his honey-do-list were lost items... I love my husband.

    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me and my husband finds it lol.

    Alice Landers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was ..husband looking in fridge "I can't find it" Me yelling from other room " move something! " husband " stop yelling " lol

    Grownnutkid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far in 21 years there has only been one thing I couldn't find within 5 minutes. A book fell behind the bed. I found it 6 months later. It annoyed me every minute of that 6 months that I couldn't find it.

    Celeste Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response to this is that the womb isn't a locating device, except it must be because we can find things after men swear that it's not there!

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    The Brightside of the Friend Zone

    At some point, it may become evident that, unfortunately, your love interest is not romantically interested in you. The dating coach warns that if you've already tried a few different techniques, then it's probably a good idea to accept it's not going to work. “This can often be because you've already established a friendship or working relationship. Once you get categorized, then it's very difficult to get them to change that,” he said.

    On the other hand, although falling into the friend zone is hard initially, this will be healthier for both of you. “If they are constantly talking about the dates they are going on or asking your opinion on partners then that's a clear sign you aren't their target. In this case, it’s best to just carry on enjoying their company the way it is and look to date other people instead,” James said.

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    But, for now, let’s continue with our grand selection of relationship memes. After all, every joke has a bit of truth in it, and sarcastic relationship memes might be exactly the same! 

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    ShadowGirl1126
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just going to ramp it up more. 0-100 in a second

    Night Owl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just like telling someone to calm down

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is adorable Also That is why I got in trouble for sneaking a baby goat away from my granddad's farm in the backseat of his ( grandpa) car on a day trip to Asheville. They're absolutely cute beyond belief and I was 6. My only problem was running out of nibbles halfway. Darn goat. Baa baa baa. Lol 10/10 would do it again!

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a baby goat, that was definitely kidnapping 🤣

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no attitude here!! 😘

    Tracy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter the meaning of the post, these baby goat pix are the most.

    Happy Blue Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The easiest way to get this look from me is my husband telling me to "calm down"

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    begging for ham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna squeeze that panda from behind

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might they be bored? Were they the one who created this site?

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    Edgar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood that. If you want something, tell it. Men are not mind readers.

    Jiminy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. And as a woman who speaks her mind, it's SO HARD to undo that "programming" so that he takes me by my word instead of analyzing and interpreting things I say...

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    Joshua Seaman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an FYI: this is passive-aggressive behavior, and not healthy. If you want something, ask for it. Be direct about your wants and needs, instead of the immature relational delusion of thinking that if someone loves you they'll be able to read your mind.

    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand ppl that do this. I tell him what i want, he buys it, noone has to be sad panda

    Thundercuss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some passive-aggressive BS.

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman and I don't expect my husband to buy something special if I don't ask. But if he does anyway I'm happy. Depends on his mood.

    Danni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at that little panda tush!!

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this post; this one goes with no when on a date or where ever. If you say no, then mean it. Stop whining. Then when he does something or tries to get you to do something that you don't want to, he'll believe you. This is one of the things we discussed before going out together and then got married: When I say fine, nothing, go ahead, whatever, that's okay or wow I really mean it. He doesn't need to read my mind.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathe. It’s okay. It’s just a meme on the internet.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her French Fries are just my French Fries on the wrong plate.

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    kit kat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I laughed so hard at this because this is SO me and hubby

    Liz Reid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pull my own hair monster.out the drain. My husband has next.to no hair so it doesn't seem fair.

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always clean the drain after my shower, and very often I unblock it myself. Very little hair but lots or soapy sticky matter...

    IcyPenguinToes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a TubShroom y'all. Life changing 😂

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife to the core! I don't know how she isn't bald as she sheds more that all 3 of my cats put together.

    Momus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife will literally kill and dissect a small animal at work, and then refuse to even look at a ball of hair pulled out of our bathtub drain at home.

    Heather Menard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a plastic drain cleaner game changer

    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a cat and they'll do it for you. My kitten thinks it's the best game ever.

    Craig Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I see so many of these? Do people not know that they make all different size drain strainers to fit any shower drain?

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    Maya Baggins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my fiancé is the other way around. I'm a living heater always al max temp

    Kes The Exquisite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Please stop putting your hot on me” is a regular one chez moi

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    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s ok. That’s what dogs are for. Even better

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep so close there's no question about the blanket.

    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But U sneak them in anyway….

    commie pinkofag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If marriage was good for you, they wouldn't start selling it to you they day you're born and beating you over the head with it for every day thereafter.

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retreat behind a piece of furniture and throw individually packaged snacks.

    Wysteria_Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage is learning that when your partner is upset for no reason, it's most likely always because they need a snack.

    Snowfoxrox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!!! I will look him dead in the eye and ask if I need to throw a snickers at him. lol.

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    Kevin Garren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "4 glasses of wine isn't a lot, go for 5 you can do it, i'm proud of you, beautiful."

    CrazyDogLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby: of course it's alright to eat the whole chocolate

    Aroha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, you don't have enough yarn. Yes, let's go buy more."

    commie pinkofag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the opposite perspective, if you meet a woman who requires these things on a daily basis, run, do not walk, to the nearest exist. If you absolutely must marry, marry an adult. Then, if you want to face this sort of nonsense on a daily basis, you can always have an alcoholic child.

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    3 years ago

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    Charlie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to marry him, but I got me one of those!

    aZZy_d3Lta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me it's "marry a person... -no, 4 pounds of reese's isn't a lot for a week"

    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather marry a man who says: "we need another cat, lets put in more bookshelves, sure I'll go to the theater with you to see the latest Star Wars movie, let's find some time to volunteer together."

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    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. The good food, the comfy clothes, eat like absolute savages and still be and 100% about each other. Goals.

    Seonag Udell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Friday bed time with hubby, get in bed share a pizza with kebab meat on it, put a film on and fall asleep.

    Momus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An absolute smokeshow of a gf? Yes, that's my kind of relationship as well.

    Kyleah Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Just yes. If it aint like that i dont want it.

    Blue Mar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In my times ppl" just went to dance to relief the stress and have fun (wasn't so long ago... :) )

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a crush on your best friend and telling them only to realise they don't like you back and then losing them as your friend because everything's awkward is the worst thing in life

    TmKhr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing with my wife. Neither of us have had friends really in the past 10-15 years, so we are bffs. It's a great feeling.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the same boat with you. It's the ultimate friend's with benefits. 👍

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    R D
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better when he becomes your husband♥️

    Zoltán Varga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually both my fiancée and I think that it would be weird to be each other's best friend. I have my own best friend dude and she has her own best friend lady. Mixing being friends and being in love seems strange for us.

    imontape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my fiancé call each other best buddies lol

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife used to say that or close to it. But things got worse pretty fast, not all her fault I played my part too.

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    Anna Snorrepot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he already knows and he knows he's a lot a lil ugly himself but that's not what he's seeing :) he's seeing your life force, your bubbly imagination, your loyalty, he sees your glow and that's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen and he LOVES you.

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad to feel this way about yourself.

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah… it's such the wrong item to measure yourself to and certainly not one he's using. I'm getting older myself, therefor "uglier" but my man sees something else. He has tried to word it once, it's about a look in my eyes, a joy of life he sees. Basically when I'm happy he thinks I'm gorgeous? The same for me, when he's all nerding out on something and explaining something shiny, he is soooo beautiful :)

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that. Trust me :) Sometimes when my husband and I are just chillin' on the couch and watching TV, he'd look at me and tell me I'm beautiful (yes, my hair in a messy bun and all).

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer not being beautiful and knowing that whomever wants to get involved with me does it because of my personality only. Admitting I'm not beautiful is not selfdepriciating. It would be if I cared if I am, but I truly don't :)

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah...He's looking cuz he likes what he sees, and possibly thinking about initiating some looooooooovemaking.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Say it! Say it! Say it!"

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    Erin Riegle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call this "being the jetpack"

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately no man will ever be that much taller than me, which makes me an awesome big spoon :) and men do appreciate feeling protected as well

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww, he loves to be the small spoon :)

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Don't care. I hate my back being held, I'd much rather be the one doing the holding.

    Rachel Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be us, but you out there partyin' while I play my video games.

    Erjenn Rejano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for me as almost every guy is taller than me 🤣

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    Daffodil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I giggled way to much at this lmao

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    begging for ham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honey, the contract is 'til death do us apart

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but, though we’re physically apart, I do hope he has enough class to wait until I’m cold and underground to start looking for my replacement. AT my funeral is way too soon, FFS!

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is someone who wants to be stuffed and put on the couch, as a constant reminder of their wedding vows

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's your primary concern about your husband surviving you, I wouldn't worry. If he has any sense, he'll be gone long before this becomes an issue.

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    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp. That would be my lemonade out my nose. Didn't see that coming.

    Shelley DuVal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what happened to me, was not expecting that. But oh so true. She will be forever known as the woman who s.h.i.t the bed.

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all its drama, at least we got a few memes out of it.

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this.

    Arlo (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it? Could someone explain

    Eli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, and during the recent trial it was revealed that Amber Heard defecated on their bed. So this meme is making fun of that.

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    P B Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny and yet so sad at the same time.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because of all the cats... but...

    Natalia A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Domestic abuse isn't funny. If the roles were reversed people would have an issue with the abuser's behaviour being made into a joke.

    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP seems to love making fun of Amber Heard, it's so nasty

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    1.21Gigawatts?!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choke me like a turtle daddy! I’m sorry I think I ruined everyone’s day with that 😐

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you did, but you also won the internet today

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    OGA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought it was someone with carpal tunnel trying to keep their hand in the right position all night.

    PalmKitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought Spider-Man was doing something sus for a sec

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could one also call this recycling?

    Sharkbait1313
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you snip the rings before they go in the trash.... good for you!

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone born in the 80s I literally CANNOT allow an empty one of these out of my sight before I snip every ring… even the tiny ones on the sides they have nowadays XD

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    MED71
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Honestly, a lil pee came out! ☺️

    Surfing Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts.... no cheating!

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife when she wakes up wound up and I'm just opening my eyes...

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time. And it always cracks me up.

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s *always* a reason.

    Sparkle_Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me- cat on ground. Sister- jumping cat

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife throws things at me. Old receipts, bottle caps, gummy bears

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats er kittens just act as they wish and worry about it never

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be my cats. The one who just moved in with us wants to make friends and play, the one who's been an only cat for ten years is having none of it. SO much fun when a hissy growly cat chase flies across the bed when the human is trying to sleep.

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    Shelli Aderman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll never understand this. One person clearly communicates, “No thank you,” and the other person listens to them. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be quite funny if it weren't such a succinct yet thorough summary of heterosexuality.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak up, people. Be honest. Tell your partners what you want. Don't mince words. And don't expect them to read minds. Superheroes don't exist in the real world, and scientists haven't invented superpowers yet.

    Otakupanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't show up without snackiese

    Yomi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you? 😑 Do you even love me? 😩

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    imontape
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just dont hit anything else lol

    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bet your a*s I do that every time!!! Pun totally intended!!!

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do too and he’s always like “omg why??” I’m like WHY NOT?! XD Though he always gets injured when he slaps my heiny because I have an Otterbox case for my cellphone and it’s basically like a brick in my back pocket…

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm nothing but back, crack and legs...my wife would hit nothing but pelvis if she did this.

    Izzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha i love the self-awareness of this! i love an a*s on a man and actually ended up w the man w the biggest badonker to ever live. i know it sounds like bias, but it's the first thing anyone notices! it's a running joke w his family, cousins, friends etc. anyone that knows him, it's one of the first things they comment about bc it really is just obnoxiously huge. i love it esp bc he has no issues w me smacking it every chance i get. he's basically my girlfriend and more than happy to play that part. but he makes me feel like back, crack and legs! i feel like concave vermin compared to that thot. and i'm not even flat! i sure feel it though:D

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    Blaze Fitzwater
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hates when I do this. I still do this.

    Tabitha Martel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do this. And I also pants him on the regular. Gotta keep it spicy.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He use to this all the time to me....now I do it to him

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or run up behind him and pretend to hump him. And I KNOW I'm not the only one! 😂

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    Toad Nugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he?! THE AUDACITY!!! >:(

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Anyone who expects everyone else to always read their mind and “just know” what they want is going to have an unhappy life. We. Are. NOT. Mindreaders! What’s so damn wrong with either giving us a hint that’s not cryptic, or just f*****g asking for what you want? Just quit playing your mind games. If you’ve ever lived with someone like this, you know exactly what I mean.

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. I am not a good interpreter of signs - if you want something tell me, if you say you don't then you'll get nothing. That's why I love working with men, much less mind games. Just straight in your face.

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    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What we have here is a failure to communicate. "

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you deem it a failure, if it isn't even tried?

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing, English word with 2.416.466.279 meanings for it.😉

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a while, I just didn't ask anymore.

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What face do men make when they realize they married an entitled, narcissistic preteen who's never, ever going to grow up?

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, ever ask that question. It'll come out sooner or later. Or it won't if you're lucky.

    Mark Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I left my telepathy in another universe.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are not mind readers. This is why we have words. People still use words, right?

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve gotten kind of bad at it in recent decades, to be honest :|

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    ComfyPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby and I do this on a nightly basis!!!! ROFL

    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wife and I say you were L&R...loud and wrong. And yes we realize there is a W in wrong but the W is silent as you should have been.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No! Yes! YES! NO! "No! Yes! YES! NO! Wha???

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are mocking your spouse, that’s not a healthy relationship.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could just be mock mocking though, not real mocking

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not constructive. When you stop stating your side and start attacking the person (verbally—-if physically, then even if you in the right, you have totally lost everything), you’re the one who has run out of justifications for your side of the argument.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathe, sweetie, it’s okay, it’s a meme on the internet. Not reality. It’s okay.

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    Aroha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, rant warning: I do not understand people who say they don't want any fries, then proceed to eat someone else's, when the food arrives. Order your own damn fries, I am not sharing mine!!! 😡😤

    Jesus Ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I have an agreement that we don't eat each other's food, until permission is given. I hate it with a burning passion when others pick at my meal. I growing up in a poorer immigrant household, where food was just enough, not abundant.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you value your life, don't question it!

    Bobby
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time. I need to have a serious talk with our local mcdonalds about the flagrant sexism being displayed in the portions they give. I always get more frie when I pick up the order

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her French Fries are just my French Fries on the wrong plate.

    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband insists that they taste better if he nabs some from my container. I just nab some of his in exchange. :)

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    Kohaku Yamashiro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or say " you know mcdonalds don't be filling up them fry boxes smh"

    NicNor5560
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought bubble gum for my father on his birthday when I was 5. I ate 1/2 of it before he got it. When he got it, I explained I was too excited. Then he looks at me and says he can't eat it because of his dentures. "Oh, no matter, may I have it back then?" I got my other 1/2 back.

    Dog Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lie. I got fries like this one time. I was MAD.

    Snowfoxrox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw.. this is my husband!! I order a large because *I* know we will be sharing them lol... PS he is the ONLY person whos ever managed to snag food off my plate and live. True Love makes ya weak.. lol.

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    setsuriseikou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I have a pixie cut?

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he'll just turn over in his sleep while dreaming being a whale? We have two beds now, 10 cm apart :D

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    Penny Hernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my boyfriend's job to do that? I thought it was my cat's.

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh? oooh, when you have long hair and sleep in one bed and don't have it braided or wear a hat. He doesn't know he's doing it :)

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my hair isn't getting caught in my purse you better believe my son is laying on it and ripping it out of my scalp. Can't even count the times in the past week that I have had to say "get off of my hair"!

    PalmKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small price to pay for salvation

    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope!!! Happens ALL THE TIME!!!!

    AnIncognitoAsshole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only gf I ever had always had really short hair

    The_OG_Catlady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buns for the win! I always put my hair up so this doesn't happen. Also, it won't strangle me to death in my sleep.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I have a pixie cut!

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    Toad Nugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "im not crying. I just got something in my eye"

    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late husband used to do this to me. Watching ET for about the fourth time and I always cry when ET "dies". Hubby used to say "Oh my GAWD are you CRYING again? You KNOW he's going to be OK." I just couldn't help myself.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you. Many people cannot be touched by a film or a book more than once. Maybe because they remember too wll, or at least much better than me or you.

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    v3lv3t_v10l3t
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are just replenishing each other 😢

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear the older I get the more of a boo hoo baby I become.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOO! Just leave me alone!!!!!

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the lip wobble happens and he knows it's for real.

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    AVGucky
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband (now good friend) had such frogs in his aquarium. Or similar, they were named "Gold Frogs"! The cuties ate their food by putting it into the mouth with their hands (paws? wannabeflippers?) 🤩

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    PalmKitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she’s reaching out her arms for the heavens while he’s trying to stop her……..*aggressively starts writing a book*

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Forget it! I'm not in the mood!"

    Sarah Sabater
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so ridiculous I can't stop laughing

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    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because being unkind is so adorable *eyeroll*

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And toxic. I'll never understand this.

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    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people hates criticism, so we latch onto the one positive word, and disregards the rest, sadly.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have at least used Daisy duck.

    Gabriel Vonadler
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thet is a reason why men dont talk to much 🤷‍♂️

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she just wants to spend quality time with you.

    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but you stop anyway, because quality time is worth more than CoD (weird right!?)

    Tams21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 40 year old mum and I play video games but good grief, if you're on a 3 day Call of Duty binge, be glad you have a girlfriend that wants to interrupt it. And not dump you.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It had better be a MOBA or at LEAST a Battlefield game and not COD, else we’re going to have to have words.

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all in the timing...and this isn't the time.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never gone that long but I've seen the sun come up when into a game.

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    memeju1ce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would be funny if that wasn’t her brother

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be funny if the “without” picture was her rather than… nope, still not funny.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “me without him” is way incorrect. If he’s not dead or if he hasn’t broken up with you, then take the opportunity to do some “me” stuff. You’re not attached at the hip, you shouldn’t be so obsessed, and don’t worry. He’ll be back. Don’t be so over dramatic. If he doesn’t come back, or you’re just broken up, it’s not the end of the world. Even if he’s dead, then mourn him and miss him, yes. But eventually you—-the one still living—-will have to go on with your life, instead of jumping into the grave with him.

    PalmKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All around me are familiar faces

    Otakupanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mikasa with vs without ereh

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kink has hit the cartoon world. Also, it should be Lisa loney in bed. Just wierd.

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I act irritated or upset with him around, I would take that and being with him than being without him. His presence is always a comfort.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this meme depicts codependency, not a healthy relationship

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    3 years ago

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