Absolutely!

Not 3 months but in Sweden and many other Nordic countries you get 4-6 (depending on policy, union and age) weeks during summer. Sweden has 25 days vacation days minimum and employer's are obligated by law to offer 4 weeks consecutive in the span June-August.

It also requires the employer to actually care

So true

Shhh...don't let out boardroom secrets!!!

I’m fixin’ to copy and paste this soon.

Same exact feeling for school

I've read that two or three completely unrelated words is the best password. CookiesFalconSeahorse is easy to remember and very hard for a computer to hack. Unfortunately, you have to update your passwords so often and they have all these special character requirements, AND they say to not use the same password in multiple places. It is impossible to memorize your passwords.

After 1 hour of sitting infront of a screen you should take a walk for 15 minutes. If someone asks you why, it's to lower the healthcare costs

I was about to updoot a great comment on BP the other day, then realized it was mine

Work seems to be the only thing that stays constant in my life

Is there a place that gives out awards and honorary mentions for disguises?

I'd be hiding from the fact that I used a fake sick day for Taylor Swift.

Haha at least she realized she might be seen on tv. Many a person has been caught out on the jumbotron or Facebook when calling in sick not really sick.

Holy s**t this is when she came to Cincinnati OHIO, I recognize the background and he local 12!

OMG YES I AM DOING THAT ONE DAY

SWIFTAY

What if her boss sees this and thinks, “Wait! I thought she called in sick! That liar! 😠”

Que every person being called in sick getting in trouble

You certainly Project your Outlook to the Edge.

I'm just wondering if I'm the same person. Back in Uni, 22:30 was me getting ready for a night out while staying up till 4 for a few nights in a row and still attend lectures at 7....this was normal. Now if I can stay up until 22:30 I can brag to my coworkers about the late night I pulled. I think I've been body snatched.

Honesty

Yeah, but they got garlic bread!

One of the great ironies of life - we're so scared of being "weird" as kids, but yearn to be seen as "weird" at least a little as adults, to stand out among the faceless crowd...

"I'm not feeling well and won't be in".

It's a very good drawing of a dinosaur.

I can only get things done when I have no other options

And yet because of our stressful jobs we are .... "Rolling in Our Sleep"

Running animal sanctuary is a great idea, actually!

I earned while I learned what a toxic work environment was. Then I walked away to scrounge & scrape & I can only begin to tell you how much happier & less murderous I feel

Another one was "Can we all just take a step back for a moment" after someone asks you an awkward question & you need time to think

Well, damn.

LMFAO Remix - Everyday I'm spuddlin'

That was just this morning!!!

ENFP here. Just kidding. It's all BS. :)

Hire that marachi band!

I'm going to travel...back to my desk. Try exotic foods...from the bottom row of the vending machine. Learn a new language...pig latin has always confused me.

Should be another category: because you were already on the cc list and I couldn't be arsed to go through and work out who really needed to be there on my reply.

At home - yes. But in the office, I normally use the icy cave photo, to set the proper work mood ;)

You're gonna sleep good tonight

But Mondays are one to hate cause it starts the whole week

Preach!

Heh, I only have 1 screen and still lose track of my mouse at times :P

This was my face when my boss came in and told me he fired my close friend (at the time) because her till was short more than 200 bucks on multiple occasions. I thought, 'multiple? Why did he five her multiple chances?' Buy yeah, I felt so embarrassed!

Wait what... I guess I was today years old

You need at least twice that much for that role.

The next time a company says "we're family here," make sure to claim half their assets when they lay you off.

"You think"

And you wonder why you feel like s**t

Todd knows what he did.

Banana for scale.

"Sorry im late but I came in as soon as I cared..."

This was me this weekend! Hahaha I used to feel guilty but I now realize my body and brain needs a break occasionally as I have a mentally stressful career (which I happen to love). I need to veg out so I can start Monday fresh and raring to go.

You have to be at least 65 or totally disabled, sorry.

Both?