Lol

Actually, the 5-year-old is right. Ever wondered what amniotic fluid mostly consists of?

Not to worry, you'll be the host next time if you decide to accept that mission....... :D

They surely are!

It's amazing the number of things you (re)discover when you move to another house! :)

LOL, now I want to blurt that out when people ask women that.

Lol this one made me laugh :D

to me that would describe anything from the second week... that's how i got suspicion ... and it got only worse as i was rounder and rounder.

love this one

Upvote, and I love her name! :D

Hans' comment was not great but it certainly wasn't offensive. Somebody is way too sensitive.

Probably because some mix singular and plural? Well, nevermind: as endlessly stated on Bored Panda, pregnancy requires at least two people. Whoever claims otherwise is dumb.

Yup. all ur friends buy clothes for someone who won't need them for several months, and you only have a few that fit you

Maybe that is why babies so enjoy throwing things on the floor so Mom has to pick them up; it is a memory of pregnant mom wishing she could pick things up.

Sex is VERY funny..... just not when it's supposed to be

You don't need to be pregnant for that. It's an equally frustrating issue for middle aged men. I'm just happy that I can remember where the toilet is.

I actually had more guys proposition when I was pregnant than before or since. Never have figured out why

Ain't empathy wonderful?

oops

Gotta love the "RIPvagina" part. snicker......

Alternatively, you migth be a media critic...

Hhhh completely accurate! I remember those days!

"I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?" <--came in mighty handy to me for just that reason

Did you ask for a seat? As many people are afraid of assuming a woman is pregnant, me included. Assuming someone is pregnant when not is worse than not giving a seat to someone who might be pregnant in my opinion. So why not ask for the seat? A friend of mine was told by a customer at work that she shouldn't lift heavy because of her pregnancy, she wasn't pregnant, it f*****g destroyd her...

She's not pregnant!!! What the hell people! All these paragraphs and no one has read this efficiently.

Taiwan has blue seats on the subway reserved for the elderly, disabled, and pregnant people.

where I live, on train or bus.... sick > elders > pregnants > women.... are 1st, most people would happily give up thier seat for them, and anyone would give up thier seat for them, maybe it happened that just the ride you were in was full of selfish people. Patient may god bless ya and your child <3

Ahahahahaha!!

Manners 101... sorry I wan't there to give you MY seat!

BAHAHA!

I can relate. I thought my youngest had at least 8 sides and 14 legs before he was born!!! LOL, thank GOD, he was only squirmy...

Need any help?

I would sometimes use that wedge between my bump and boobs as a third hand. Really missed it when it was gone

My baby girl liked to wiggle her toes between my ribs. Hurts to remember.

And it's only the beginning... I hope you said "farewell" to your nights, it's not gonna get better ^^

LOL

You get what you pay for

Use baking paper!

You've fallen and you can't get up?

Your uncle needs to shut his yapper

Story of my life. I don't think that what I'm craving exists.

Where could this child learn this?

Well that gif is c**p. She's obviously not saying that.

This is something to ponder

Whaaa? Maternity clothes have gotten so cute.