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With all of its ups and downs, twists and loop-de-loops, raising kids is one of the most fun challenges that you’ll ever face in life. (Well, that and getting your cat to let it pet you when you want to.) But let’s get real here—being responsible for another tiny human being, let alone several, can be utterly exhausting.

The good news is that no matter how grim things might seem, no parent is truly alone. If you ever need to share your troubles, ask for a bit of support, and have a good laugh, social media can really help you out. Our team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest parenting tweets from March to share with you. They are beyond relatable! Check them out below and remember to upvote your fave ones while you’re scrolling.

Bored Panda reached out to parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, from Walking Outside in Slippers, who kindly shared some advice on what can help parents avoid feeling overwhelmed, gave some tips on meal ideas for the kids, and shed some light on how to stand out on Twitter among all the other great parents. Read on for our full interview with her.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nephews, and nieces always act better than your kids, and cousins are always SO nice - unlike your siblings.

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We genuinely believe that Twitter is full to the brim with awesome parents. However, it can be a bit challenging to grab everyone's attention when there's so much friendly competition going on. We were interested to get blogger Samantha's take on how to stand out on the platform.

"Twitter has been a tricky animal lately with all the changes, but in my experience, success with Twitter comes from relatable, real-life parenting observations that other people will be able to relate to," the founder of the Walking Outside in Slippers parenting blog shared with Bored Panda.

"If something ridiculous happens, tweet about it. If your kid says something funny that you can't believe they said, share that word for word on Twitter. And then, find similar content creators and retweet the heck out of them. Twitter is a very 'scratch my back and I'll scratch yours' place," she encouraged people to be active and engage with others on the social media site (emphasis on the 'social' part).

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    The Pew Research center recently found that the vast majority of Americans find parenting enjoyable and rewarding. There is a big ‘but’ here, however. A whopping 41% of US parents say that parenting is tiring. Meanwhile, 29% think that parenting is stressful “all or most of the time.”

    More moms than dads feel this way, which could be a reflection of whom the burden of raising children still falls mostly to, even in this day and age.

    Meanwhile, blogger Samantha had some awesome tips and tricks to share with us that could help new parents deal with stress if they're feeling entirely overwhelmed by this whole raising kids thing. Laughter and taking things a smidge less seriously, as it turns out, are wonderful antidotes for tension.

    "I think stopping to laugh at the crazy parts of parenthood is a great stress reliever. Sure, being a parent can be overwhelming. But it can also be pretty hilarious," the parenting blogger told Bored Panda.

    "Joke about it with other parents. Laugh with your kids. They're people too, if sometimes annoying miniature versions. Don't take everything so seriously all the time if you can help it. And keep your focus on the main goal: raising humans who care."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dread nothing. Encourage her. That is the sign of a brilliant, discerning mind. She should never feel she needs to dumb down to the level of the rest of us!

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    Things do improve as children grow, though. Parents who have children aged 5 or older are less likely to feel overwhelmed and stressed out.

    Meanwhile, 43% of respondents said that they’re trying to raise their kids in a similar way as they were raised. However, an almost equal number (44%) noted that they’re doing things differently than their own parents.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Bluey. Watched it with my sister's grands. I'd LOVE some of my own! Added bonus, I could spoil them rotten and get back at my kids.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of yesterday and the creepiest creeper EVER ... I walked in liquor store to buy soda. Sat in car and watched a cute couple walk out and then the liquor store owner slip out the closing door so creepily and quietly no one noticed him following under a foot behind... then he just watched the girls a*s walk away like it was the only thing in the world and slipped back into the liquor store when they were out of sight. The whole time I'm going "Ew ew ew EW EW EW!" Then my 10 year old daughter pops up behind me and goes "mommy he did that to you too."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same thing, but I don't need to go to a museum. I just open the door and see the neighbours kids.

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    One problem that quite a few parents run into is what to make their kids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Bored Panda was curious about how Samantha's family approaches this challenge. She noted that a good idea is to not overcomplicate everything too much. Not every meal has to be an elaborate extravaganza worthy of a Michelin star.

    "I recently discovered that my kids love breakfast smoothies. Smoothies are a quick and easy way to get nutrients into kids on the go," the founder of Walking Outside in Slippers shared.

    "Other easy foods I've found are frozen waffles (made fresh and frozen from the weekend or the boxed kind), fruit, frozen breakfast sandwiches, cereal, and yogurt," Samantha said.

    "Keep it easy, and use what works for your kids. Also, little surprises are great like the occasional mound of whipped cream on a waffle," she revealed to Bored Panda.

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    We don’t want to be too cheesy, but good parents are everyday superheroes. They might have bags underneath their eyes and carry around dirty diapers instead of wearing fancy capes, but they’re responsible for shaping their children into the generations of the future.

    Much like teachers, they often don’t get enough praise even though what they’re doing every single day is literally molding the world of tomorrow. And even though the vast majority of the people using the internet will always be strangers to us, through social media, we can take a peek into their daily lives, and the fun struggles they deal with every day.

    The reality is that being a grown-up means strictly prioritizing your time by what you value the most. Like it or not, you will not have the time and energy to do absolutely everything, exactly the way that you’d love to. It’s a perfectionist’s worst nightmare!

    So being an adult and a parent becomes focused on learning how to balance your work, family life, personal hobbies, chores, and (that little but nonetheless important thing called) socializing with others.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my daughter was born we had some rough times, hubby was still in college, so we utilized food banks for a minute. After Easter there must have been a HUGE donation to our bank of Cadbury eggs...they offered a whole case to each recipient. Obviously I accepted! 100+ eggs in a few weeks... 20 years later I still can't eat them lol but definitely appreciated at the time

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA: I found out this year and Walmart sells 16 of these for $13 in a giant plastic egg. Related Warning: don't hold me responsible if your kids insist on keeping the giant eggs as toys and they clutter your house!

    Becca Kuehn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say facehole in our family. 😆 I go into my son's room every night to tell him good night in a silly way. I say "Close your eyes, close your facehole and go to sleep. Good night, I love you See you in the morning" Then he says it back to me. My Granny said that to me when I was a little girl. It's always said in a silly voice. If I don't say that to him in the right order, he gets upset with me. I love being able to do silly things like that with him because it makes him smile. (My son's a 37 year old adult who has Down Syndrome)

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the reverse for me. My mom hates them and I really like them.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12--of the full-sized ones? I love those things but even I couldn't get past 8.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was little, she would swallow gum, so I never let her have any. One time other kids were being given gum, and she begged for a piece. We hadn't tried for a while, so I said OK, with a reminder to not swallow it. Ten minutes later, I noticed she wasn't chewing her gum anymore. Her answer when I asked where it was: "It fell down my throat."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you eat 'Hers'? - Is that just the advert in Britain? - How do you eat yours?

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bite off top, scoop out creamy inside, pop whole remaining egg in mouth and let it melt. How bout you?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids hated those for the longest time and it was so good for me. But now they are teenagers and they love them. So now I have to buy them in secret!!!

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    If you focus on just your career, your spouse and children will miss you. If you identify yourself as a parent and only a parent, you might start feeling frustrated when all of your other passions in life are left to collect dust. It’s up to you to maintain that delicate balance between all the things you value, every single day.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter was a little jealous of her new baby brother, so to get my attention, she'd become a contortionist, twist her body around and say: look at me mom. Look what I can do! Wow! You'll do great in the circus.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she deserves to have the afore mentioned tortoise! Post haste parents!

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    But no matter how capable, optimistic, and energetic you are, every person has their limits. It’s natural. It’s human. You might get frustrated having to pick up your kids’ Legos, scattered all over the first floor of your house, twice a day. Or you might finally have had enough of washing a towering pile of dishes after cooking dinner, right after a long day at the office.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful song. When my two sons were very young, instead of reading stories at bedtime, I would sing songs to them and play the guitar. They are both top graded guitarists today and credit me for it.. Children do follow by example. I'm so proud of them.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH YES!!! Me talking to 8 year old: Honey, I saw you throw that wrapper behind the couch cushion. Pick it up and put it in the trash. 8yo: DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE! Me: obviously, now put it in the trash

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    That’s why good, constant communication between both parents is so essential. One of the worst things that you can do is let all of that resentment build up inside of you, eating away at your relationship.

    Instead, keep talking things out. If you think the burden to do all the household falls on you, your spouse needs to know that. If you need some support and time to be alone, ask them for help.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What my son said: haircuts hurt mommy. What I said: no they don't, buddy. I look at my son's ear and realized I nipped it, and it's bleeding. After crying profusely, I promised to never cut his hair again. His Barber is great 👍

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My then 4 year old announced that when he grew up he was going to be a paleontologist and comedian. Me: those dinosaur guys are so funny.

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    It doesn’t necessarily need to be your partner who lends a helping hand if you happen to be single or if you’re both incredibly busy: you can always reach out to family members, friends, and even coworkers if you need a temporary babysitter.

    Meanwhile, you can pamper yourself, dip your toes back into your beloved hobbies, refocus on exercise, and do all the little things that remind you of how truly wonderful life is when you're not tired all the time. Asking for help isn't a sign of weakness.

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    Family is important. But you’re not doing anyone any favors if you’re chronically exhausted, grumpy, and falling apart. Remember the basics like eating well, getting plenty of movement, getting enough sleep, and hydrating. You have to take care of yourself, too, not just your children.

    Which of these parenting tweets did you relate to the most, dear Pandas? What are the most bizarre or funny things that happened in your family recently? What do you do whenever you’re feeling a tad overwhelmed with the chaos at home? We’d love to hear what you think, so swing by the comment section and share a few anecdotes.

    Meanwhile, when you're done enjoying this list, consider taking a look at our earlier features about the top parenting tweets from before: February, January, and December.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na. The bigger rocks live next to the front door and the smaller ones in my daughter's jacket pocket until they kill the washing machine.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok on Paddy's day, no better day. All Americans have Irish ancestory - at least that's what they say when I meet them over here. Get a big green clover leaf and a Claddagh symbol underneath. Google Cladagh - My wife and I got them as wedding rings. Different, but beautiful.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that the Mom says this to her daughter and the young girl's self esteem! I wish all parents would tell their children positive messages like this on a regular basis.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Watterson is laughing tears of genuine joy! ("Calvin and Hobbes")

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    Kindlovinghumble
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY feel this. Every night my daughter has so much homework from all of her AP classes. Thank the Lord for google, Mathway and Brainly

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should bring their polar bear to the potty. The stuffed ones provide comfort. The live ones ensure you will have as much time and privacy you require.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never assume anything about food when it comes to kids, especially toddlers. Love my nephew but man is that kid picky and particular about food.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager I went bowling with two guys and my sister. Sister and I lost miserably, and afterwards I said "that was great fun, let's do it again!" and the two guys stared at me like I was insane and one said "but you LOST". He couldn't seem to grasp the fact that I was okay with losing.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totinos cut into small pieces and eaten with toothpicks or small forks—the peak of class and deliciousness.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have more than one toddler at the same time, success is when you leave home not forgetting to put your own shoes on.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I limited their sugar intake as well, but with each year, (no - week) my Redbull and coffee intake quadrupled.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be this kid. Dance your butt of then go home? Perfection.

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    waddles
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow good for him i’m almost the main character of my family but my dog is especially cool

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the pleasure of youth. During an 8 hour sleep, (if I'm lucky), I visit the toilet to pee at least half a dozen times.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a taste/texture thing. I too prefer the circles of processed meat. More salt lol

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true ! Been there. Now they just come and go but clear the fridge before they go.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the I-Pad goes into the dishwasher and the Mobile phone into the bathtub.

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    BLONDTROBL
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My twin nephew's announced to their mom that they fooled her all summer, and just got wet in the shower.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single person without kids: I did neither because I can't afford trips on one income but my stove will last 400 years.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is 9 now, and what started out as “chicken nugget” has evolved over the years to include “baby chicken,” “nugget,” “nuggy” and—mostly all the time now—“nugg.” Lol

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son: Your gym is focused on old people... Me: no it's not, the music is great..... oh c**p.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they were younger, to make life easier for my wife and me, my sons only fought with each other twice a week. Tuesday till Thursday and Saturday till Monday.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why i let my kid sleep in if i wake up before him. It's so nice to drink my first cup of coffee without having to have a 10 minute conversation about dinosaurs first.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think that would be testament to a good cloning job!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm I am so flippin old, I started babysitting when I was 9 made 50 cents for an overnight with a 3 week old baby, thought I was going to grow up and be wealthy. Haha ya no!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that dishwashers are hard to chew (well at least that's what I imagine, never having tried it).

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sorry boss. I don't want to work to get money..." life hack: after the weight of financial suicide this causes, your back and knees will be so damaged you can get disability payments!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, there's a very real chance it is, which is a good thing.

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