Evil, I like it

The guy has just become my personal hero

It's the same when you watch Little Mermaid.

It's like with that c**k waking up screaming. We don't know why but we understand.

*hysterical upvote*

Growing up is an exercise in eliminating the ‘wonder’ part of life!

MORE than fair

I once accused my mom of having kids to get her dishes done. I remember being quite offended when she laughed at me.

I was the remote control for our tv growing up.

After becoming a father I look back and think, 'sh*t I think I need to buy my parents Ferrari's at the very least'

no kids for me

So relateble my daughter is always saying that

hahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

When people asked my mom if she had a dishwasher she would say, "ya. I have 3 and their names are Nick. Van and Kate".

And then, as a stepparent figure, to have their parent then tell u that u r being unrealistic for expecting them to pick it up. At 10/12 they r too young!

The last line sounded sarcastic.

My kids it's "I have to do EVERYTHING!!"

Oh- oh.

100% true 😥

On the day my fourth kid entered kindergarten, I came back home, put music on and *danced*!

Hahhahaha this is good!

Seriously the disgusting amounts of energy kids have!!!

I still get paralyzed with awe when I remember I have all my fingers, toes, eyes, etc.

She asked for it.

I stopped using my bedroom for anything other than sleep. No TV, no computer, no phone other than seeing the alarm. Really conditioned me to "this room is for sleeping" and helped a lot

sshhh, they are trying their best

That's actually awesome.

It doesn't change when they reach adulthood and move out either!

Killing me all the time I think about it, right...

Kid: No I didn't, I swear!

omg

I had my kid young, the first 14 years of her life we were asked if we were sisters, great for me, she wasn't impressed. It mostly happened when I got asked for ID when buying tobacco and alcohol.

Oh my, I'm rather deaf and have been for more than 30 years - nerve damage so hearing aids don't work. Babysitting the grandchildren and 7 year old is yelling around 10pm. Go up, ask what's the matter - she yells something which to me sounded really garbled and I couldn't understand. I ask her nicely to repeat it more slowly and quietly as I couldn't understand. More garble and why can't you understand me at the end. I'm deaf, I reply, surely you know this? Another headfit "You're lying, you're not deaf" Turns out that the only deaf children she knows all had cochlear implants, so you're not deaf unless you have one, ...

Send it!! Then when you pick them up or send another text\e-mail and say oop's I hit the wrong e-mail! I was so happy to see how well my daughter is doing at school!!!

They gotta learn how to be alone. Just like pets do

Reason why not to have kids, ever!

Ooohh so you can get that picture when your husband takes a photo of you?? I'll take it!! LOL!!

You guys feed the second?

It's easier to do things for my kids suffering in scared to do for myself

Give them a goodnight kiss and then they wipe their mouth on your sleeve/arm

Happens with me all the time. I try to explain to the kids that if you don't want me to yell, listen within the first 10 times I ask you to do something.

cage the child quickly

And then the whole stack of books comes out from under the covers...

"where's ms D?". "Shes in the crying castle again".

My brother NEVER cut it exactly in half and always took more. I’m still bitter about that because it was MY chocolate bar!!!

My ex taught my daughter the "mom, mama, mom, mommy, mom, mama....." "WHAT?!" "...HI" Skit Stewie does to Lou's while she sleeps in the show 'Family Guy'. My daughter was 2. She still does to me and she is 11.🙄

Awwww the joys of a 13 year old girl.*sigh*

aren't all those nature documentaries like that? always the cutest thing has to die

Why would I invite MORE toddlers to my home?