And they said the perfect job didn't exist

From my point of view: Absolutely accurate!

Current population of Flat Earth believers in the USA NOW in 2024, about 6 MILLION people.

I liked him when I was a child but didn't begin to understand what an incredibly admirable human being, gift to the world, and specific gift to my own childhood he was until I understood how rare and delightful his effortless compassion was. That's how he good he was, as a child I thought he was indicative of the greater world, he shaped my worldview for the better. What a beautiful human being and an example to all.

*Class Dismissed*

I remember when he was on Johnny Carson and the audience laughed when he first spoke because they thought his persona was fake. When Johnny asked him if a Tonight Show parody bothered him he said “ I like to laugh too”. The audience was literally stunned. It’s like a famous person who was so honest and humble was such a crazy concept they didn’t know what to do.

If only we could all be the person he taught us to be.

A beautiful human being.

What if the way you are isn't good and you want to change?

Keep in mind that Fred Rogers died in 2003, thirteen years before Trump created a clear path for racists, xenophobes, and misogynists to spout their hate in every accessible venue.

Excellent choice of life goals.

Someone had to say this.

Or a mostly-hairless cat, depending on how you use it

Maybe her secret is that she stays clean, doesn't let her skin dry out, doesn't smoke and eats decent food and so can anyone else?

Bring in #1 BOSS mug with a bow on it.

they make an intimate soap for men... balls and butts

Winter is the best season 🥰

Husband is a 41 year old police officer and the other day I found his childhood bear in the bed. When I asked about it he said, ‘I just felt a bit lonely and wanted to hang out with Big Ted’ It was adorable.

I really hope she saw that post...

Just the typical workplace know-it-all whom everybody finds annoying but tolerates because he is harmless and actually good at his job...

Seltzer water is the true grown up drink. My kids don't like that but they do water.

🤣🤣 no truer words have been spoken

This! There was no such program in my school but I was conditioned to be that always straight As student (by parents and teachers simply cause I did well at school). And I was! Never failed! But what did I develop? Perfectionism. It’s not a great thing as it sounds. I can’t do something half way. I have to be the best at what I do and will kill myself until I achieve that extreme target. And I don’t know what failure is (in the big picture) so I can’t even fathom what it is or can’t bear to think of a plan B. Oh and everyone’s expectations for me are out of this world. I’m so burned out now but unconsciously am still trying to achieve the best. It’s a never ending mentality. I hate it.

At least some people had fun with COVID lockdowns.

Please don’t rain on my Black Parade?

I never understood eating contests anyway. It´s absolutely disgusting to look at.

Best driving roads in the world as well

I'm more of a limoncello auntie

Where the deuce is bugs bunny?! My horses would love those if he doesn't get em

Take the kid then

I have a capacious lexicon of sesquipedalian verbiage in my phucking cranial cavity.

And get an older repeat of take your kids to work day's, "Daddy, where are all the clowns?" I don't think so.

Better yet: Throw the last pitch with Danny DeVito as the ball. As he had once bragged that he coud even play a pork cutlet if necessary, he should have no problems with that part...

She has zero fox given what anyone may think of about her oufit....

I used to do this when my son worked at an amusement park in high school. I'd go in an eat at the stands he was working at just to say hi to him while he was working. I'd walk around the park for a bit to get some exercise, and he said it broke up the monotony of his shift to see me.

Doing research requires multitasking and switching between tabs often etc. That indeed workd better on PC

Forest Friends is brilliant, this is one of their tamer ones.

Why are we doing this at all anymore?

Exactly, you don't have to do 18 quintillion things first before you can relax

This is pretty much the exact way the resurgence in vinyl records happened.

I enjoy assembling flat pack furniture. I know, I'm weird, but there's a sense of accomplishment at the end, especially if I did it alone. So when hubby comes home I can say "see...look what I did!"

Winging it and hanging on by a thread

The light could be an oncoming train.

It's good. SAHM - stay at home me

Also known as Executive Time.

I want to see a photo shoot in the latest fashions and an accompanying interview about his personal goals from Steve in Accounting.

Brent, do the only decent thing left, stay in that coffin, man!