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These 40 Hilarious Memes Prove Millennials Still Have The Best Sense Of Humor (New Pics)
It is said that nothing in this world is certain, except for death and taxes. But that’s not true. Another cold, hard fact is that you are going to age, whether you like it or not. And there’s nothing you can do about it. Every second that passes, every minute of every day, signifies you getting a little bit older. Think about it, you’re closer to your next birthday now than you were when you started reading this article.
Okay, now that we’ve been blunt AF, ripped off the band-aid and rubbed some salt in the wound, we can work on making your boo-boo a bit better. There’s a hilarious IG account called “I Am 30AF” that’s been created to help you laugh so hard that you’ll feel it in your creaky bones. The page has become a "Millennial Heaven" for more than 3.1 million followers. Bored Panda has picked our personal favorite posts to help anyone who is woefully mourning their youth. Kick back, grab your cup of tea, crochet needles, and keep scrolling... knowing that you’re not alone.
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Jrog 10 months ago
The dial up whistling is more of a GenX thing. Most Millennials came to age in the early 2000s, when dial up was already gone and replaced by ADSL
Cosmos in your eyes 10 months ago
We were kids during that time. I clearly remember it. Don't worry we can both have this one.
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David 10 months ago
I used to be able to tell what speed I connected at based on the sound of the handshake. Also a modem from a fax.
Anxious Aardvark 10 months ago
To save RAM, I used to bypass telecom programs and type in the Hayes command set directly. The process of discovering these tricks to get the most out of that hardware was part of the fun. Like your being able to tell differences in handshakes.
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Michelle C 10 months ago
I could hear it before I finished reading this post. I Also pictured myself sitting at my desktop at the time just waiting for the Internet connection to work so that I could message someone on AIM, play a favorite game, or something else!
Happy Onion 10 months ago
I would definitely respond that way. Hmmmm.... This is a good ideas for a ringtone. 🤔
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Northlander72 10 months ago
I've seen this one so many times before, and it never ceases to be completely adorable.
Lene 10 months ago
Yeah. His smile while sitting in that fire truck is absolutely contagious! 😁
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Caroline Starr 10 months ago
Many years ago, before millennials were born, my husband and I went to a commercial vehicle show. What did we sit in? A fire engine and a garbage truck.
Tweetysvoice 10 months ago
My husband signs up for rides with the police. He's 54 and as giddy as a little girl when he gets back.
ohjojo (you/your's) 10 months ago
now if you would please take your shirt off and hold the kitty we'd be all set to sell the calendar.
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Anita Rosales 10 months ago
Right?! And the couple of group shots of them now, I often wonder if they all get copies of those
If you were born between 1981 and 1996, you can consider yourself a millennial. That’s according to the Pew Research Center, which has done extensive research on this generation. When it comes to humor, millennials are in a league of their own. But whether it’s a winning or a losing league depends largely on who you ask.
The younger Gen Z “kids” aren’t always impressed by millennial humor, with some going as far as calling it “excessively self-deprecating and dark”. TikTokers have also called out millennials for constantly harping on about how bored or fatigued they are in life. Others say millennials "try too hard" to be funny, or are just plain "corny".
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Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
In Classical Greece, some cities picked their legislatures from the populace at random. You could not refuse. Like jury duty, but dialed up a notch.
Kat Alison 10 months ago
The U.S. should try this. It couldn’t be worse than the way we’re picking the legislature now.
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Courtney Christelle 10 months ago
That is awesome! That toddler is definitely going to have positive associations with hospitals.
Gracie Mae 10 months ago
Had to take my pup for a checkup at the vet on a day I had a grandkid. Grandkid had to bring their stuffed horse. Come to find out, the horse needed emergency care for a broken leg! Vet bandaged it up & grandkid was ecstatic! 15/10 for beside manner & happy kid!
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Plenty Pineapples 10 months ago
I just want to point out that this is a post from seven years ago, pre- pandemic, and it's only gotten worse 🫤
Jen F 10 months ago
Board is on fire with raging meteorite storms unleashing fireballs from the sky. Boomers keep saying YoU NeED To WoRk HaRdER and now Gen Z is starting to get what we've been going though the whole time... OMG it is SO F*****G SAD....
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Linda Riebel 10 months ago
It might comfort you a bit to know that in the 1950s my generation was trashed in every newspaper and magazine.
Another Panda 10 months ago
And it’s not just the Millenials…it really started with a significant portion of GenX
Jean Alexander 10 months ago
Play the game of LIFE, and see how many times you skip a college education so you can start receiving salary immediately and without any college loan debt.
It’s no surprise that millennials are tired. Besides having to cope with general adulting, they can’t seem to catch a break from the younger generations. “Over the past few years, Gen-Zers have used social media to identify the many things millennials do, particularly online, that now feel out of touch,” reads this report by media monitoring company, Meltwater. “They’ve even coined a catchall phrase for those behaviors: millennial cringe.”
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detective miller's hat 10 months ago
and also take the risk of me choosing violence after you have removed me from my bed.
Load More Replies... Annabelle 10 months ago
That's what I came here to say. I've done that PLENTY 20 years ago. Now, I may not even check texts for a week, my phone is on silent/dnd/airplane 98.6% of the time, and wildlife see and hear me more than humans. Life is a beautifully changing thing. 😌✌️
Load More Replies... Anxious Aardvark 10 months ago
Uh. I've done this. And didn't get home until the sun was coming up. And more than one time. But I had a good reason. Honest.
Kay C 10 months ago
Have done this plenty and still would do. Absolutely love a radom last minute call for some fun. Once i was on the train back home after a long 12 hour shift, got a party call, switched trains at the next stop and headed back into the city. Honestly some of the best memories i have started with these last mintue calls to action
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Skip62 10 months ago
I've got someone in a group chat from work who actually writes that she likes a previous comment. Seriously, I do not get that.
PrincessDeathGoddess 10 months ago
if you're on Android and they're on iPhone, it shows up like that when they put a like emoji on the comment. Newer texting apps have started to alleviate the problem. 😁
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Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
Made my daughter laugh once. They were having a group chat with my wife while I was working. &%$#@ phone kept text alerting me every 10 seconds, it seemed. Finally I replied in all caps "TAKE ME OFF THIS CHAT!"
Gracie Mae 10 months ago
the only valid group text is possibly when planning an event or something. sometimes my kids will do one for me & their father (divorced) & that is somewhat ok. having to go back & forth repeating the same stuff & confirming is time consuming and annoying for everyone
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Trillian 10 months ago
Meanwhile, my son born in 2003 wishes he was born in the 80ies because he thinks everything was so cool back then,
According to Meltwater, millennial cringe refers to "anything millennials do that inspires second-hand embarrassment in younger people." Some examples include using the 😭 emoji, or emojis in general, posting a Boomerang, painting your home in a neutral gray, skinny jeans, and taking photos in landscape mode. Hell, millennials are even being roasted for breathing.
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Gabby M 10 months ago
🎶 They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky 🎶
cj be like 10 months ago
their house is a museum, where people come to see em-
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athornedrose 10 months ago
they were loving and supportive and actually cared about each other rather than what other people thought of them, and that is magically because literally no one seems to do that.
Anxious Aardvark 10 months ago
Used to go to a goth bar. Was clearly out of place, but I never met a more easy-going crowd. Want to be alone? You were left alone. Want to have a conversation? Wasn't hard to do. If they wanted to be left alone, they'd be polite and move away. Otherwise, there were some fascinating discussions.
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Vicki Perizzolo 10 months ago
Nanny Ogg, Tiffany Aching, Magrat Garlic and Esme Weatherwax... Terry P we miss you!
Apparently, millennials need to hurry up already. A slew of TikTok parody accounts make fun of what's known as the "Millennial Pause."
"That so-called draw of breath they apparently all take before speaking on a social video — is ‘cheugy’ (basic, embarrassing)," reads this humorous take on millennial cringe published in the Standard. The writer goes on to say that in the eyes of the Gen-Z generation, millennials also all have zero chill.
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Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
I'm a busy guy. I've got a good sobbing session penciled in for October, but... it's kinda touch and go to be honest.
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Jrog 10 months ago
It's all fun and games until you see a new login from an unknown device from Thailand. So yeah, enable that damn 2 Factor Authentication and the login log.
Lila Allen 10 months ago
Yeah we have two factor authentication to take roll in our classrooms. If someone wants to waste the time and energy to hack in and mark a kid tardy I say have at it
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Wondering Alice 10 months ago
My work device tells me daily face doesn't match. Match to what, I don't know - but it gets me in to the work mood of being seen and judged.
Gracie Mae 10 months ago
THANK YOU! why, with all it's infinite wisdom, can my tech (which communicate with each other) NOT remember the main 2 items I AM USING AT MY HOME?!?!
KatSaidWhat 10 months ago
iPlayer - "who's watching" - same m**o who has been watching for years and has never created an alternative audience. See also BBC Sounds.
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Fire Singer 10 months ago
I saw a great sticker on a car window the other day that said "= > ÷"
Kat Alison 10 months ago
We were taught that the big (open) end always faced the bigger number.
Holly Herr 10 months ago
Most kids are taught this by their 2nd—5th grade teachers.
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Maybe the younger generation is a bit obsessed with millennials... Meltwater's research shows that there was a 119% increase in mentions of millennials and cringiness from November 1, 2022, to October 31, 2023, compared to the 12 months prior, while online conversations about the millennial pause jumped by 432% during that period.
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Soton_Sherpa 10 months ago
I think you'll find it's 6 pineapples (you forgot to carry the 4) 🤭
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Diana Sampson 10 months ago
If one person has 15 mangos, and a second person has 10 mangos, divided among 3 people, I think what they'll really have is a stomach ache. Or diarrhea.
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Melissa Harris 10 months ago
If no one is swimming it's NOT a pool party. It's a cocktail party beside a water feature.
David 10 months ago
Next week I'm going to a birthday pool party for a one year old. I solved the mystery by asking my cousin point blank. she told me the pool part is just for the kids. Which is a relief because I think I don't think my swimsuit currently fits me and I was mildly stressing about that.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Me, if I was invited to a pool party, I'd be showing up with my personal cue and chalk.
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Anne Roberts 10 months ago
It's how I feel about cars with their stereo cranked so loud that it makes MY car windows vibrate. Yes, thank you. The whole neighbor wants to listen to your music.
KatSaidWhat 10 months ago
I no longer allow myself to get annoyed at this, I now just smile serenely knowing their days of listening without tinnitus are on the the clock now.
Load More Replies... detective miller's hat 10 months ago
This is why you bring seagull snacks to the beach. When the people with the loud speaker aren't looking, toss the snacks close to where they're sitting. Keep doing it until they are overrun with seagulls.
Fire Singer 10 months ago
Bring headphones. Why is this so hard for some people? Not everyone in a public space wants to hear your music. Bring headphones!
MrsFettesVette 10 months ago
my husband and I have a specific "beach playlist" but it has sort of 70s soft rock like Carole King and Elton John on it and we just set up our little hut and put our chairs inside it and we put the Bluetooth speaker right behind our chairs and play the music softly so nobody else can really hear it and we can still hear each other and the ambient sounds. this is hopefully how well spend our retirement
So when did millennials start losing their cool? If The Curious Creator is to be believed, they fell out of the “it crowd” around about the time when the oldest millennials turned 40 in 2023. “The vast majority of the generation are no longer in their 20s,” reads the blog, adding that a term was even coined to describe the oldest of the cohort: geriatric millennial. How rude!
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 10 months ago
I have a partner that I can be my completely authentic weird self with and it's amazing. They can be the same, and we've both never been happier. We're both Autistic and ADHD, so we're used to masking/hiding our "weird" behaviors, but we don't have to do that with each other and it's so freeing. I love them so much yall
Karen Menard 10 months ago
I was dealing with a sibling phone call (I have 5 of them) and the caller finally said to me "You're weird." on speakerphone and my 34-year-old son, juggling a baby, gave me a big hug, kissed my forehead and said to the uncle currently on speakerphone "That's ok, Mom. I'm weird, too." *sigh* Be still my unruly heart!!!
Nosirrow 10 months ago
Father posed for a pic with his dog and asked if he should pose like Hitler or Mussolini. I said coldly that Hitler killed his dog Blondie before his death. I try to limit interesting facts about that time period when talking to normal people but father is not normal and deserves nothing.
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David 10 months ago
I love it when they periodically want me to update my contact info. I tell them my address / email / phone number has not changed in over 20 years. Then they proceed to go through it anyway. (spoiler - the info they have is still my current info)
Tom Brincefield 10 months ago
Mine believe me when I say nothing has changed.
Load More Replies... Blah Blah Blah 10 months ago
Why is there a :) here there's absolutely nothing about this that sparks joy also f**k the american health care system of greed
Fire Singer 10 months ago
Even though you've already pre-checked in online, scanned your insurance card to us, and called to confirm the appointment...
Marina Callo 10 months ago
And then we’ll send you an email, two texts, and four recorded phone calls to remind you.
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KatSaidWhat 10 months ago (edited)
Also, please make sure you have fasted for 4 hours and drank 2 litres of water for your scan which will also be an hour late, putting your bladder in perilous danger.
CherylTunt 10 months ago
My insurance company will, place will bill insurance company x , then my insurance company say no you actually mean x amount and heath care facility is like yah your right fam
Kat Alison 10 months ago
If they say the appointment is for 9:00, but then say “please arrive 15 minutes early”….why not just make the appointment for 8:45?
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Colin Matthews 10 months ago
I once had knee surgery and whilst recovering my neighbours asked me to a learn to dance class. I went just to watch but they insisted I dance with their daughter who was ,ummm, large and clumsy. We were quite the couple...
The Curious Creator says geriatric millennials are the home-owning type and not "the avocado toast-loving, Instagram-obsessed, living-with-their-parents millennial that the world has learned to love and hate. That title – at least an altered version – now goes to Gen Z with oat lattes replacing avocado toast TikTok for Instagram.”
Which might go to show that no matter what generation you fall into, you aren't immune from being roasted by the next up-and-coming cool gang on the internet.
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Courtney Christelle 10 months ago
Went to a music festival once. The port a potties were ok early in the first day, after that I took myself out into the woods to find a good pee spot like a dog.
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Gabby M 10 months ago
Christopher Robin should be sitting the holes are in the top forward part of his head. Pooh has holes on the back side of his head.
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OutsiderDogMom 10 months ago
Amateur! I was doing that when I was just an egg in my mother's ovary.
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Michelle C 10 months ago
That would have been me a few years before. I’m glad I got to be a kid in the 90s.
Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
It looks like 1994 you also has a bit of a pot. Tell past-you to hit the gym!
Floeckchen 10 months ago
Your ancestors should have done that centuries ago. Worked out for most of them...
ohjojo (you/your's) 10 months ago
or instead of saving the world. you look very calm and comfortable. why did you ever leave?
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Me. Just Me. 10 months ago
I read Bored Panda whether I’m home or in the office. The only difference is that at the office I’ll hold my phone with one hand and have the mouse in the other hand so it looks like a “quick” interruption, maybe from my boss.
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Wendy Miller 10 months ago
They forgot the anxiety inducing words of your boss "I need to talk to you".
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Wintermute 10 months ago
So here's a thing. I remember in 2004 the channel VH1 was doing an "I Remember the 19XX" series where they'd go by decades and rehash all the nostalgic stuff. They did a "I Remember the 1990s" and the tabloids tore them a new a*****e because it was only a few years back. I remember thinking "how can you remember the 90s? It barely has any style or anything worth remembering." Now its as long ago as the 70s was then, and people are having 90s themed parties. Kinda wanna go back and watch that episode now to see what I've forgotten. Not sure what the point of this post is, but clearly I'm very old and my mind is meandering.
Robert Trebor 10 months ago
I joined the Navy in 1968, retired in 1988, 20 years (1 month, 13 days). 1988 was 35 years ago. How? Math sucks.
cj be like 10 months ago
the 2000s happened so long ago i wasnt even there for 4/5 of it but i wish i was
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cj be like 10 months ago
then get to it as fast as you can, burst through the doors and yell "I OBJECT, this doesn't fit my schedule!"
Joshua David 10 months ago
Elle Woods and her Harvard admissions video lol 😆
Load More Replies... Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
Hmm... best solution is to run out and snag a fiancé, so you can then apologize for jilting him at the altar!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I'm not sure I've ever heard of anyone refer to string cheese as "a cheese string" XD
Amy S 10 months ago
I think this is British as I'm not sure who else would say 'me cheese' rather than 'my cheese'
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Spidercat 10 months ago (edited)
If you want to live your best life, buy a house extremely close to HOA controlled properties that isn't itself governed by the HOA...It will never not be entertaining when you let the grass grow and put Halloween decorations up in July.
Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
Daughter and SIL's house was among the 1st in the development. Grandfathered out of HOA, though HOA don't seem to enforce very well.
Load More Replies... Robert Trebor 10 months ago
My cousin knew a guy who lived in the old family ranch house, decent distance on each side of the house, which was near the road, and ten acres going back from there. All the other family land, over 1000 acres, distributed in about three probate cause, and mostly sold by the legatees. He opted to stay there. Land was bought up and developed, big subdivision with an HOA. He had his house painted, and the evil HOA sent a letter telling him it was an unacceptable color. He replied that he was not in their HOA even though they were all around him. After a fair amount of back and forth and harassment, they sued. He won, they had to pay his legal costs, and he called his painter back and had him paint fluorescent balloons along 600 feet of fence along the roadway. HOA gritted their collective teeth, but some of the property owners stopped to tell him how much they liked his fence.
Crissy Newbury 10 months ago
I will never bow down to the “no clothes lines” rule. You WILL see my knickers on the line whether you like it or not.
Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
It's a bad solution to a real (ish) problem; that being, the neighbor whose yard looks like the DEA dropped a bomb on a demolition derby site.
Colin Matthews 10 months ago
Weird idea. A thing decided by others ought not be able to fine you for a (classy) frog statue
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Nicoletta Cattalani 10 months ago
I stopped working hard like 10 years ago. Bare minimum is my target
Michael None 10 months ago
The entire "American Dream" schtick is something made up by CEO's to get more productivity out of the middle class. The US is a coast to coast labor camp at this point we only work so that people like Musk can go from $4 billion to $450 billion in 10 years time. After $400 billion you can do whatever you want pretty much. Nazi salute, cut off government payments to whatever, etc.
Courtney Christelle 10 months ago
I work hard at my job but that’s because management doesn’t suck, the work load is reasonable and we get a raise every year.
Anxious Aardvark 10 months ago
Good for you! Honestly, more people stay with jobs where they're treated well, and management at least tries to pay attention and come up with a raise that's equal or better than COLA.
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Nix 10 months ago
The problem is that capitalists have equated "working hard" with "more money", so they simply assume that rich people must be working more and poor people must be working less. They refuse to realize that someone working 2-3 jobs just to survive is working so much harder and for longer hours then any corporate CEO.
Vicki Perizzolo 10 months ago
no good deed goes unpunished. From someone working for the past 46 years...
Hoi-Polloi 10 months ago
I hear ya, just... you *are* competing with the people who *do* work hard, so don't be too surprised at who gets that raise, right?
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E 10 months ago
Surely people with checked luggage should be made to wait till last? It takes so long to come through you are standing around anyway. Those of us with hand luggage only should be allowed to make our escape.
CP 10 months ago
The reason you are standing around waiting is for people to grab their carry ons.
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Crissy Newbury 10 months ago
I have this vision of tartan suitcases and why should the get priority?
David 10 months ago
You might get the first part but with trump's recent "anti DEI" type actions I doubt the black coffee drinkers will get their own line. /J (it's a joke, don't hate -- LOL )
CherylTunt 10 months ago
It would be nice if people would stop bringing politics into everything
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Margaret Nupponen 10 months ago
People with a connecting flight should be allowed to exit the plane first. Doesn't happen.
CherylTunt 10 months ago
disagree , you have to wait for the plane crew to unload your stuff you can sit down while us non checked bags can escape
Another Panda 10 months ago
I’m always on planes where everyone has checked luggage, so it would be a massive rumble as to who gets off first. I do like the black coffee express line idea (hides thermos of milk in handbag).
Anxious Aardvark 10 months ago
No checked luggage; day packs and and personal item only. For week or more trips. We constantly marvel at these huge oversized carry-ons that some people have. The only time we check luggage is if we plan to buy stuff at our destination that would cost a fortune to ship back.
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Final score:
56points
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Jrog 10 months ago
American billionaires skipped the Bruce Wayne phase, skipped the Tony Stark phase, and went straight into the Lex Luthor phase. Maybe it's related to the lack of "killing their beloved ones", or "being under fire in a warzone", but it's something that should be properly analyzed and probably easily fixed.
Courtney Christelle 10 months ago
Greed needs to be classified as a mental disorder and those who exhibit the symptoms shouldn’t be allowed to be a politician.
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athornedrose 10 months ago
you forget adam west's batman, who actually did advocate for rehabilitation and release, which was almost never the goal in any crime or hero media, and really needs to be brought back
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David 10 months ago
Exaggerated, but relatable to older folks like m. When I was young, 10% was a perfectly acceptable tip AND it was reserved for good service from real people, not an automated kiosk in an airport.
Jrog 10 months ago
In most of the world, 0% is a perfectly acceptable tip because people are not scammed into subsidizing businesses out of guilt. Any percentage above "0%, maybe 5% if they literally saved your life with a Heimlich maneuver" is wrong. Fix your f*****g system.
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Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
Huh...I walk into my local C store, get a lovely Colombian blend, pay at the counter and leave.
Alexandra 10 months ago
1) you can make a latte at home and drink it there: much cheaper. 2) just pay employees a liveable wage for crying out loud! I'm not going to compensate for the employer's greed. If we all keep doing this tip-thing, this situation will just continue. Don'[t tip and start a revolution.
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Azari Azalea 10 months ago
Oh boy… another news network ran by well off bourgeois people who are out of touch with the rest of us but for some reason are allowed to broadcast their stupid thoughts as “news”
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Robert Trebor 10 months ago
That's not me. As A graduating senior in 1967 I was 125 pounds, and six feet tall, and looked like a tall 12.
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Otto Katz 10 months ago
Who decided the letters had to go in a particular order, anyway? If you say them in a different order, do you fail 'Alphabet'? Are there "Alphabet Police" who will give you a ticket? Take you to jail? Make you re-write the alphabet in their preferred listing 10 times in a row? Rebel! Rage against the Alphabet Goons!
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cj be like 10 months ago
olden equivalent of the redditors in the comments of a harmless youtube post saying "*you're"
RedMarbles 10 months ago
Except for the executioner-executionee relationship 😅
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Nosirrow 10 months ago
My empathetic little heart could barely handle this cruel tale as a child. I had a book of tales from around the world and the Polish o es were all about being a good Christian. While the Scandinavian/Germanic ones were about scaring children and preparing them for the misery of adulthood.
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David 10 months ago
I came close to taking one of those sorts of deals. I was sitting in the waiting area about three feet from the lady at the boarding gate counter when she asked. I seriously considered it but I really wanted to get home to family. I think it was hotel, meals, flight the next day and a round trip ticket to anywhere they fly.
Fire Singer 10 months ago
I was in an airport once where they announced something like this over the loudspeaker, and the gate agent announcing it said "But, if you hold out the airline will offer more money so don't accept it yet folks!"
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cj be like 10 months ago
with a projector that displays stars on the ceiling!
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HeavyMetalHeart 10 months ago
In Scotland the tradition was “guising”, where you had to sing a song, recite a poem or tell a joke before you got your reward. Unfortunately I think the American trick or treat thing has taken over.
This panda says ur worth it 10 months ago
*begins singing somewhere over the rainbow for candy" somewhere over the rainbow way up high....
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Jeff Hunt 10 months ago
I’ve found that the holiday inn with basic cable is close enough to camping for me.
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Me. Just Me. 10 months ago
Almost always this. And when it’s not this, you haven’t left the house in 3 days.
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"I try to take one day at a time. But sometimes several attack me at once." - Ashleigh Brilliant
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Wintermute 10 months ago
Personally, I prefer to eat everything, drink too much and spend all my money and STILL be miserable. It's called being an adult, dammit!
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Jenny Barton 10 months ago
What we need is AI-directed, self-driving luggage that follows you around via some sort of tag device. And screams when it gets more than 10 feet away.
Koala_Tralala 10 months ago
Shouldn't it be made of sapient pearwood? And have some little legs?
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that one guy 10 months ago
The five day work week was created with the assumption that everybody working was a man who had a wife at home for the chores (It was created in the 1920's so it is in fact very outdated.)
cj be like 10 months ago
how about 3 days, a weekend, then 2 days, a weekend? (or Mon, tue, Wednesday off, thu, fri, sat/sun off)
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Michael Largey 10 months ago
There a lot of money to be made by investing in the pharmaceutical field. Don't by stock in Eli Lilly or Pfizer. Put your money in whatever company CVS buys its register tape from.
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Michael Largey 10 months ago
Note from academia - professors in some fields can get very fussy about citing "old" references (more than five years) as they may not reflect the current guesses research is making.
Lost Panda 10 months ago
This is true, but I think it was about calling it the late 1900s... While this is also true... it just... it just hurts...
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Susie Elle 10 months ago
Thursday is great because you only have to work friday (who ACTUALLY works on friday? lmao /j) and october is fall <3
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Bi.Felicia 10 months ago
I agree, they somehow got away with re-releasing the same song, countless times, with a few word changes, here and there.
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Gabby M 10 months ago (edited)
“Black fight back, brown get down, white good night.” And don't forget the bear spray!!
Michael Largey 10 months ago
And remember that bear spray is NOT applied like insect spray.
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cj be like 10 months ago
Probably until you barf all over the windshield from all that circling
detective miller's hat 10 months ago
About 2 minutes. Source: me and my friends being idiots in high school.
Kelly Scott 10 months ago
Do you ever go straight over them? That's even more fun and the expression on the person behind you is classic!
Load More Replies... Kelly Scott 10 months ago
I found out our circle jerks, er, excuse me, roundabouts, had a speed limit. Can you believe this s**t?
Tango Wox 10 months ago
I've never found one that the posted limit was below the limit of adhesion on most folks cars tbf.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 10 months ago
2 days but only if it’s been out of reach of the cat. If it’s within reach of the cat about an hour, or until I hear the crash.
TuesdayDangerGirl 10 months ago
This is the main reason we use sports bottles or whatever with a lid
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David 10 months ago
I've read that most humans do not like tepid drinks. They prefer cold or hot.
Courtney Christelle 10 months ago
I put a bottle of water next to my bed and leave it there until it’s empty. That can take one week or two.
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Sandella 10 months ago
Haha my niece and nephew (12 and 10 years old) were shocked when ib0ut on the back light onna drive to keep my toddler awake. Stating their parents said they aren't allowed to have it on, so it's still a thing! I told them the truth that is probably just because it's extra distraction for their parents when driving in the dark, let them go forth with the truth!
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Niels AirMax 10 months ago
At the next party: Wellwellwell, bozo in sweatpants just showed up! Everybody gather! Magic!😂
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Niels AirMax 10 months ago
I refuse to believe that! Simply not true. To hell with whatever wikipedia says!😑
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Drew Quinonez 10 months ago
Genuinely don't understand how you can go with no wallet. Debit card and ID just shuffling around raw in your pocket?
Petra Peitsch 10 months ago
Paying with phone, ID card in the phone case.
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
Gen X and I have a physical wallet AND a wallet chain XD Single-handedly bringing the 90s back!
M O'Connell 10 months ago
I vividly remember my high school banning wallet chains out of some absurd fear we might start choking people with them :D
Load More Replies... Lukas (he/him, it/its) 10 months ago
I'm 18 (gen z? I think?) and I have a physical wallet! I still use cash (when I have it, which is practically never, I'm a broke college student)
Lost Panda 10 months ago
My daughter actually complained about having to carry her wallet the other night and asked us to get a debit card for her account... Little miss... I see how often you hit the ATM... I am not sure you're ready for unlimited power...
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Michael Largey 10 months ago
Parallel parking can only be safely observed from a second story window or higher.
Fire Singer 10 months ago
I will park a mile away from where I'm going before I'll parallel park. Never was good at it!
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A girl 10 months ago
I got my middle name because my older brother "didn't look like he could pull off Lynn for his first name". So yeah, I have a hand-me-down middle name
Fire Singer 10 months ago
At least it's hand me down. I'm one of four kids that didn't get named after a family member. My brothers got middle names based off my dad and grandpa, my sister got named for my mom AND grandma, and then there's me. No familial connection at all. LOL!
Load More Replies... David 10 months ago
I don't think it's a horrible name but... off the top of my head I know three people with the middle name Marie. And most people I know, I don't know well enough to know their middle name.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I'm adopted and my family is Mexican. I'm fairly certain that 99% of my female relatives are either named Maria or have Maria as their middle name. And we used to have two employees working for our family business, female identical twins, who were both named Santa Maria. My parents obviously had no idea what they were getting saddled with when they adopted me, and they gave me the middle name "Joy".
Load More Replies... cj be like 10 months ago
well whats wrong with marie??? she's half of the squid sisters after all (bless all that get the reference)
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RedHairedDragon 10 months ago
Once, I borrowed a chord from a colleague. When I were to return it, I wanted to spice it up a bit. So I googled "hangman's knot". First thing in the results were a link to a suicide hotline and done encouraging words. Finding this funny, I tried the same with bing. First result; how to tie a hangman's knot!
B Jones 10 months ago
Sadly I've had to use bing often now because Google has some of the most unrelated search results lately.
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Multa Nocte 10 months ago (edited)
I rarely make a comment like this, but we literally saw many of these here on Bored Panda in the last week.
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Aurora 10 months ago (edited)
Funny how any post that mentions boomers has all of you crying about how generation bashing is dumb and evil, yet here you're all out in full force to bash on millennials the way you've been doing for the past 20 years. Yeah, go ahead and downvote, but you know you're hypocrites.
Michelle C 10 months ago
I am a millennial so I think I should be able to relate to at least a few of these!
Multa Nocte 10 months ago (edited)
I rarely make a comment like this, but we literally saw many of these here on Bored Panda in the last week.
LB 10 months ago
I was just going to say: most of these are not, in fact, new pictures
Load More Replies... Aurora 10 months ago (edited)
Funny how any post that mentions boomers has all of you crying about how generation bashing is dumb and evil, yet here you're all out in full force to bash on millennials the way you've been doing for the past 20 years. Yeah, go ahead and downvote, but you know you're hypocrites.
Michelle C 10 months ago
I am a millennial so I think I should be able to relate to at least a few of these!
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