It would end abruptly. They would go mad.

this should be higher :D

I am having that exact reasonable reaction

Tip: To lie down is always the best solution.

There are very few places where a woman can relax like sitting naked on that leg-spreading chair

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To be fair, I find that really funny.

Hear hear!

It's not easy being so cute.

Let me tell you, 70 is definitely the new.........well 70 actually. I ache a lot, most of the time.

Don't worry, I will laugh with you

"I've painted my toilet more brown than the bark on that tree!"

Tough crowd.

Yes! Go for it lol.

I am hopeful he can be influenced with doggy treats 😍

Me 100% every time!

I never understood this 'our team' business. You don't own it, work for it, have any kind of stake in it whatsoever. Why would you possibly care?

So I took my daughter to work. She looked disappointed and asked out loud in the crowded office, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you always talk about?" Kids.

I'm 68 and I haven't expected anything good to happen for at least 15 years. And now we're entering the Trumpageddon era on top of everything else 😬

amen

Do people who run marathons know that they don't have to?!

Dino Mcdinyface

My job requires me to smile the entire time I'm there. So I'll cry on the inside.

Always a very early riser in Spring and Summer. It's the best time to walk the dogs. Peaceful, bird song, lovely sunrises and, for a short while, beautiful bluebells in the woods.

We had one of those when I was in middle school. The inmate came out and immediately tripped over the microphone cord and there was simply no coming back from that for the guy.

Weird, I had that happen just this week.

For some reason that's usually the first thing I think of when I see pictures of jumpsuits: That's going to be real annoying when you have to go to the bathroom.

This one is my favourite.

Those playgrounds made of pure metal were really dangerous. I know it!

This is the reason why I never have the central heating in my bedroom switched on and why I love my weighted blanket :-)

thats called "reruns"

Well, yeah. This is the bare minimum of security measures.

Yes like I said hard escape room 😂

Would you have preferred the one with the pure methane atmosphere, the one with crushing gravity and diamond hailstorms, or the one being ripped apart by the gravity wells of its two suns?

Always remember! You know nothing at all. 😐

Stop the promotions! I didn't sign up for this 😂

Careful what you wish for.

I made this mistake. I got asked to lead a seminar, even though I’ve barely ever used Excel, I’m just good at clicking around until I figure stuff out.

My organization moved to Microsoft 365. Which means we can access all our work stuff from home. Which means--for me--I will never feel not guilty about not working when I'm sick again.

I was attacked/chased by dogs more than once as a kid so although I can be friendly with a dog I know is well-behaved, on the whole I keep my distance. Guess I’m a red flag then *shrugs*

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We had one of those in Brazil, minus the rapist accusations, not because I don't think he doesn't approve though. And people just applause him. He didn't get a re-election, but it's a matter of time until an approved pupil is elected. It feels just like the whole world is even more twisted then ever before!

And a lot of the MAGA elders and women are starting to get buyers remorse when they realize Trump won't make any exceptions for them in his "big plans"

United Steak of America