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“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)
Sarcasm is one of the preferred forms of humor on the internet. In a place where nothing is serious and everything has no meaning, not taking things seriously and looking at them through the lens of 'funny' is basically the norm.
That's why we're bringing you the newest collection of sarcastic memes, but this time, with a twist. Instead of just sarcasm, there's a little bit of sadness peppered in these memes. Coming to you from the Sadcasm page on Facebook, we've selected the very best ones to cheer up all the sarcastic folk with a sad streak. Come on in and laugh through the pain, Pandas!
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Khavrinen 9 months ago
I have never in my entire life experienced a "night person" who made the slightest effort to be quiet for the sake of a "morning person", and in fact the majority of them get deliberately LOUDER if you politely ask them to keep it down just a little bit so you can sleep.
Kristina Atwood 8 months ago
My husband works a 3rd shift, always needed early and staying late. He told me I'm louder trying to be quiet than just going about my day. Doing the dishes, laundry, whatever, he sleeps through it.
Roxie Hart 8 months ago
Bs! I'm a morning person and go out of my way to not disturb my husband the night sleeper. This is because I know he has difficulty getting a good night sleep. He is the opposite with lights on, TV on, doors opening closing etc. Still married too. 😁
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Rosecrucian Roeth 9 months ago
For some reason, I had this horrible sinking feeling as I scrolled down...............
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Talis 9 months ago
Which is good! We all know that sequels almost always don't live up to the original! Yes, I'm looking at you, Fresh Prince of Bel Air in space with ninjas!
Jaya 9 months ago
"Fresh Prince of Bel Air in space with ninjas" sounds fantastic. Was that actually made, or was it just an idea that someone had?
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Yourlocalsnipergal 8 months ago
I'm still waiting for part 2 of "Giant mecha and helicopters VS giant Dwayne Johnson made out of fudge"
Mental health experts say that one of the pillars of strong relationships is honest communication. "Say what you mean" is the motto of healthy communication, yet we often hide behind walls of humor and sarcasm when talking to other people. With sarcasm, we say the opposite of what we mean, but why do we like it so much?
We may find sarcasm so attractive because we associate it with intelligence. Researchers already have found that we find intelligence attractive in a potential partner. Employing sarcasm in a way that doesn't veer off into bullying territory requires finesse and mental agility, making it more appealing.
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Dangerous Dave 9 months ago (edited)
There was a great New Yorker cartoon depicting the burial of the inventor of the USB. The coffin is lowered into the ground, then lifted up, turned over, and lowered again.
OneHappyPuppy 9 months ago
I call it the anti-Shroedingers law - you gotta look at it first or you'll never put it in correct side up
Bill Swallow 9 months ago (edited)
The non-snarky, non-silly answer? Because if you have to insert three times before it works, and on the third try it worked (ostensibly the same way it failed the first time), that just means that odds are that the first time the connector wasn't aligned quite right with the socket. On the Type-A connectors (like on the original USB thumb drives), the shape and tolerances were such that it had to be lined up pretty darned accurately to insert successfully. Often, people tried to insert it without looking closely, or the socket was in an awkward location that made it hard to see it well enough to line it up, so it failed. Folks would assume they had it wrong way round, flip it, fail to insert, then flip it again and try it more carefully. And frustration led to the legend of 'Only works on the third try'. Hey, I understand what's going on, and it *still* gets me as well. Dang things need two failed tries to 'prime the pump' before they work.
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Abdullah Abd Rahman 9 months ago
My Indian friend says, "When driving in India you need good horns, good brakes .... and good luck !
RAVEN Howard 8 months ago
My first trip to India, was truly an eye opener in traffic suggestions!!! We still laugh about our reactions given the few traffic accidents compared to how many there are every day in LA!
DragonofMordor 9 months ago
This applies to the Philippines too, or at least definitely in Manila.
PoutDragon 7 months ago
In India, the driver has to know the dimensions of the car down to the last half-inch. Otherwise even more chaos than was already present on the road is created (sometimes it's not even possible)
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Some research suggests that sarcasm requires and encourages creativity. Essentially, we view the expresser of a sarcastic comment as creative. At the same time, the recipient also needs some creativity in abstract thinking to understand it, thus implying that we might think of sarcasm as the highest form of intelligence.
People also think of sarcastic people as confident. Self-deprecating humor is often fueled by sarcasm about oneself, and people tend to think that those who can make fun of themselves even in the face of adversity are incredibly resilient. This may be true, as, during the pandemic, many people turned to humor and sarcasm in order to cope.
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Helen Rohrlach 9 months ago
He looks so happy. I just want to snuggle up with him. Probably not a good idea.
Jaya 9 months ago
Happiest 5 seconds of your short life, followed by the most horrible 30 seconds.
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Skogsrået 9 months ago
I think it was Vances wife on "vacation" in Greenland but yeah all the Nordic countries are worried and winded up over this.
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Paulina 9 months ago
Americans steal Canadian cultural legacy when on vacation?
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If there are so many good things about sarcasm, why do mental health experts often advise against using it? Probably because sarcasm is a troublesome beast to tame. When used incorrectly, sarcasm can often wound others and even end relationships. Sarcasm can easily veer into passive-aggressiveness, and that only brings trouble to relationships.
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No 9 months ago
I had a teacher make all the answers C...least to say it was the most terrifying test I had
Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
I once gave a geometry class a 50-question true-false test where every answer was True. I suspected that this was the first time some students had looked at the materials, so I might as well give them the facts.
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Hippopotamuses 9 months ago (edited)
Even filling in multiple choice official documents, this still gives me anxiety: have I missed something, misread or misunderstood questions? Will they think I'm not taking it seriously?
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
I'm not sure I've ever had a multiple choice exam. In the UK, and I suspect the rest of Europe, we're expected to actually know stuff.
Chinese Letters 8 months ago
You do realize that you have to know "stuff" to select the correct answer, right? Guessing might get you 25% which is failing, even doubling the 1/4 chance of guessing it right gets you 50%, which is failing. I guess you don't know everything 🤷 .
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Anthony Smith, LMHC, writes for Psychology Today that sarcastic people can be emotionally stunted. Instead of expressing how they really feel, sarcastic folks hide behind sarcasm because they might be afraid of confrontation. "Oftentimes sarcastic, passive-aggressive souls don't want people getting close due to an inability to handle emotional intimacy," Smith writes.
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Feathered Dinosaur 9 months ago
Then there's this one single light in Northern Europe that's my dad...
Mike F 9 months ago
He must be pretty well off then? They keep offering it to me for the low, low price of $67 per MONTH!
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Earthquake903 9 months ago
I use YouTube premium. I hate ads and I watch a lot of YouTube, so it's totally worth it.
PenguinEmp 9 months ago
Got it when I got ported to ytm from gpm. Don't regret it
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Sam Trudeau 9 months ago
Brother of mine has bluetooth headphones with cord to charge and plug into the computer. Why?
cj be like 9 months ago
maybe these ones are detachable from the wire? so they can still technically be airpods? idk
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Michael Largey 9 months ago
Back in the 1950s, I knew a woman whose son had became a priest. She always addressed him as "Father Hiller", at least in front of others.
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Ironically, this often works: sarcastic comments usually push people away. As clinical psychologist Carla Marie Manly, PhD, writes, no one feels emotionally safe next to a sarcastic person. "In that safety is a critical element for emotional intimacy, sarcasm and other verbally damaging behaviors make true intimacy impossible."
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Nosirrow 9 months ago
My mother told me I was conceived when her fertility window should've closed. I think it's an exaggeration but it also proves my theory I was a horrible person in my past life and this one is a punishment. I should have never been born.
Doc 8 months ago
You are you for a reason. Reach out, find out, travel and discover who you are my friend. We are here for a reason. Be Kind
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Phyzzi 8 months ago
Pretty sure it's just that he's holding a pleased looking cat.
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Kim Steffen 9 months ago
The Dalai Lama said, "Learn the rules, so that you may break them properly".
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karen snyder 9 months ago
Where I live the boots lock on to the axel and cover two of the lug nuts. That boot might as well be a bike lock.
Bill Swallow 9 months ago
... And THAT, my friends, is why cars no longer include spare wheels. (That, and the car companies are very cheap b@stards.)
Doofnuts 9 months ago
Of course you now have a theft charge and they have your license plate number, but I like your style.
Cammy Mack 9 months ago
Followed by an angle grinder with cutting wheel. Go kick rocks, whoever puts these boots on. Don't touch my car.
Phyzzi 8 months ago
Had a bike in a 9 unit condo that sat locked to a post without moving for several months, so I asked around and it apperently didn't belong to a current resident. 10 seconds with an angle grinder and the bike was no longer "obstructing a shared walkway". The only reason a bike lock provides any safety at all is that angle grinders tend to be loud enough to get attention.
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People like to poke fun at others under the guise of sarcasm. However, that can often backfire when the recipient 'misunderstands' the sarcastic phrase. The classic defense is "I'm just joking, relax" or "Don't be so sensitive, I'm just kidding". In reality, when a sarcastic joke or comment doesn't land, it's not the recipient being too sensitive. It's the speaker not being sensitive enough.
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Billo66 9 months ago
Ever pulled the tape out of an 8-Track and try to wind it back up to loosen it up?
Bill Swallow 9 months ago
No, but I once had to rewind - by hand - the tape from a DLT8000 cartridge that had been half-read when the drive died. Didn't *dare* wrinkle the tape - there was a million dollars of the company's money riding on being able to recover the data from that tape (the first of a set of 7 cartridges in that backup set). It took me about seven miracles, back to back, but I recovered the data. Disassembl...f73f1e.jpg 
Bill Swallow 9 months ago
Hand-cranked Victrola for me. (It played the bakelite disc recordings that were the ancestors of the vinyl LP). Not a single electron's worth of power involved. Raise the lid on top to access the turntable and tone arm (and the supply of replacement styli - both steel AND bamboo types!) Open the middle doors to let the sound out. Open the lower doors to access the internal library of discs. (Hand crank on far side of the picture.) 1920-Victr...8034dd.jpg 
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Sarah 9 months ago
Except that it looks like her foot is over the edge. I’m tall and I hate that feeling . Spend a lot of time during night scooching back up
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
Okay wait stop but that is ACTUALLY my sleeping position XD Not the diagonal angle since I sleep on a (very small) Japanese-style futon, but that is actually my sleeping position. I thought I was the only weirdo who slept like that, because any time anyone else has observed me sleeping (ex, sibling, family member) I get ridiculed XD
Kalikima 9 months ago
That's how I sleep, I use two pillows like a body pillow, and it's so comfy..
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Gracie Mae 8 months ago
a little more on the left side, actually--with that right foot over the crook of the left knee!
Amy Saxton-Sanford 8 months ago
Depends on your chest size if female OR if you have a "food baby" belly, no way can this be comfy!
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Tolerance and the ability to spot sarcasm don't increase with age, either. In 2016, researchers from the University of Aberdeen found that older folks usually take sarcastic comments literally. If someone says "You're on time, as usual", meaning "You're late. As usual", older people are more likely to miss the sarcastic intention.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
Joke's on y'all, I've been an inveterate nail-biter for decades XD You actually start to get pretty skilled at using just the skin of your fingers to open cans and so on. For everything else, there's boxcutters! XD
Mike F 9 months ago
Me too. It helped keep me sane for the first 11 years I was sober. I quit since, and when I stop catching myself going for them again, I'll tackle cigarettes. 😩
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Bill Swallow 9 months ago
These are your friend, and are easily obtained. Also good for clamshell packages, have a small blade for opening taped boxes, and have a little pop-out screwdriver (flat AND philips) that can be used on soda cans and the like. Zibra-Pack...2d009f.jpg 
God of Sarcasm 9 months ago
I just use my fingers and teeth. I will never use my nails to open anything.
Hippopotamuses 9 months ago
Coins. Difficult and embarassing. I just walk away, with my dignity intact, now.
Arthur Waite 9 months ago
The bottle, can, and box - there's another reason for a gentleman to carry a pocket-knife. (fifth repeat on BP)
Huddo's sister 9 months ago (edited)
The 20c piece isn't so bad, the 5c or 10c are much worse because of how thin they are (Australian, like the pictured one)
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Curt Harvey 9 months ago
Nope. That's the last 3 generations: WOW! There's a bunch of people outside the quad giving out cards with free money on them. Lets go to Mexico and Max them out this weekend...and then get another one.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
You know what the saddest thing is? When I was a very small child in the late 80s/early 90s (I was born in 1982) I actually thought they were great men. I couldn't wait to grow up, turn 18, and be able to vote. I would vote Republican, of course, because my family had always been Republican. And then I actually gained sentience and realized what a horrific farce politics is, for the most part. And I realized that most politicians are horrible people. Bush Son Of Bush at least had the excuse of being a bit of a doofus, but Daddy Bush and Reagan... whoof.
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Kevin Hickey 9 months ago
Maybe if we give rich people more money, they'll let us work for them to get it back!!!
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Cyndielouwhoo 8 months ago (edited)
"So, then, after I get them all on board with that trickle-down economics thing, I cut all you guys' taxes and then we just freeze the minimum wage for like 40 years...but then we raise their taxes!"
Hippopotamuses 9 months ago (edited)
... and this is why I really don't care about buying knock-offs anymore. With all pretty much all of the world's manufacturing in China, you're not really hurting anyone now.
Amanda Reinstatler 8 months ago
"The middle class is paying for it all AGAIN! They actually thought those tax cuts were for THEM!!!" 😆🤣
How can we exorcise our inner Chandler Bing from ourselves and foster healthier communication skills? Amber Fuller, LMFT, recommends doing some reflection about why you need to be sarcastic in the first place. Is it about the fear of the conversation going south if you communicate your feelings directly? Do you perhaps think that stating how you feel makes you look weak?
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Hippopotamuses 9 months ago
Your password is so weak, there's a danger you may remember it. Okay. I'll choose another far more complex one, and write it in the notebook which I keep next to my computer.
Lowrider 56 8 months ago
I have a notebook that has all my passwords in it. No way I could remember allyhem.
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Yeah Hippo. These days they force you to write your passwords down. There's no way in hell I could remember all my convoluted passwords.
Jaya 9 months ago
Use a pass-sentence instead of a password. Like ThereIsADogSittingBehindAComputerWearingATieLookingAtBoredPanda. Very easy to remember, but hard to break. And just put a number and a question mark or something at the beginning, even if it's the same number everytime. Or just use a password manager on your computer, then you only have to remember the password of that manager.
Load More Replies... AngelWingsYT 8 months ago
Yes but im also confident no one will guess IL1kePikachu unless they know me (don't worry nlt my actual password XD)
MicrowaveGoddess 9 months ago
I saw the dog type and had a mini heart attack. guess my eyes are broken now
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Huddo's sister 9 months ago
Or an Australian tour and it's just Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 9 months ago
Or they actually come to the Hunter Valley, but not to Newcastle; to some god-forsaken dump way up in wine country with roads that have potholes every two feet the size of bomb craters.
Load More Replies... Strahd Ivarius 9 months ago
Are you sure that visiting the wild lands south of Canada is a good idea?
Michael Largey 9 months ago
They'll put a tariff on your instruments as you enter.
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Cuppa tea? 9 months ago
Out of 30 European countries playing in 10 of them. At the most. Most like 5-7.
Whatever the reason is, when you feel you're about to make a passive-aggressive, sarcastic comment, remember to use "I" statements. Amber Fuller suggests the tips from Marshall Rosenberg's non-violent communications workbook. For example: "When I see that the house is in a mess again, I feel disrespected because my need for my hard work to be respected is not met. Would you be willing to put things in their designated places?"
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Kelly Hartle 8 months ago
My husband refuses to get near my purse. He claims there are things in there that want him more than he wants them.
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April Pickett 9 months ago
Good for you. You're such a cutie, they don't even mind you not paying rent or helping with the groceries.
Caroline Overill 8 months ago
Yes they darn well do. I keep telling my princess but she feels I am privileged to live in her house and she graciously allows me to pay for everything
Load More Replies... Hippopotamuses 9 months ago
You clearly haven't broached the subjection of adoption yet. Have you?
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The Doom Song 9 months ago
Rice and Pasta were the first things my mum taught me how to cook on a stove top
William Wood 9 months ago
I was the families designated omelet chef in my teens.
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George Costanza 9 months ago
I dated a 30 yo woman briefly that had literally never cooked herself anything. She bought takeout or ate at her parents across town. It was pathetic.
Annette Blanks 9 months ago
gravy was the one that stumped me! awhile back, I had bought a rotisserie chicken. I poured the juices out of the bag and made a wonderful gravy. I was so proud😂
ManuelQue 9 months ago
I started using cornstarch instead of flour a ways back. Makes the gravy seem clearer somehow.
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Islandchild 9 months ago
My mother tried to teach me to cook. It did not go well. I can follow a recipe but by the time it’s ready I’m too irritated by cooking to eat it. Made a great pork roast once or so I was told. I married a chef, so problem solved.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
I know so many people who think cooking rice is hard. Wash some rice. Put in twice as much water. Boil until the water has gone. Put the lid on and turn off the stove. Leave for 10+ minutes.
ManuelQue 9 months ago
That's close to the way I was taught but I'll add the "boil until the water has gone". My old way was to turn the heat way way down and wait a certain amount of time. This method will mean no more undercooked rice!
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The funny thing is, the family generally loves my cooking. And I keep telling them, I do NOT really know how to cook. I just have a few things I've learned to do by Rote, or by scrupulously following a written procedure, like someone who has learned how to play 'Chopsticks' on the piano. (A real cook should be able to improvise, imagine what will work well together, and correctly predict what the results of an experiment will be.) I can make spaghetti, do meat on the grill (hot dogs, burgers, steak, chicken, pork chops), fry eggs, make a few of my Mom's recipes (buttermilk or buckwheat pancakes), make tacos or sloppy joes, baked potatoes, make homemade pizza, do something Mom called 'raw fried potatoes' (WTF? Thinly sliced potatoes fried in butter in a cast iron skillet). I can do stuff like that, or do frozen stuff. But I am NOT a Cook! I *respect* REAL Cooks, and won't appropriate that title! Handling the cooking when Sherry had a broken leg and Mike had c*****d his head was - stressful - for me.
How many of you, Pandas, are self-proclaimed kings or queens of sarcasm? Let us know your thoughts on this form of humor in the comments! Don't forget to upvote your favorite memes from Sadcastic, and, if you want to see more, head over here to find even more sarcastic and sad memes!
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Jen F 9 months ago
Fun fact: most of the background riders of the rohirrim are. More women than men applied as experienced horseback riders with their own horse. So they were made to look like men!
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My Friend Chad 8 months ago (edited)
Aw hell it's FedEx Ground. Should I go ahead and file a claim now or...
Bryan Wright 8 months ago
Funnily enough I have been informed by the courier ( Evri) that my recent package is on the way, had a problem obtaining the aforementioned package, out for delivery, hit another snag regards getting my package and is finally our for delivery again. I fear I might expire before the bloody thing gets delivered,
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
I use the Shop app to keep track of most packages
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Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 8 months ago
Luckily my birthday is the same as his dad's so he already had a lifetime of forgetting it before we ever met.
EmJay 7 months ago
I struggle with remembering c**p, i aint doing it on purpose!
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Bill Swallow 9 months ago
"I've got a little list, I've got a little list, and they'll none of them be missed, They'll none of them be missed." -- Lord High Executioner's song, Gilbert and Sullivan, The Mikado. (Let BP censor his title, I don't really care any more.)
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OWL ON A MISSION 9 months ago
I always said if I was ever going to murder anyone that it would be the hour after I wake up in the mornings.
Toothless Feline 9 months ago
I learned not to talk to Spouse in the morning until at least 30 minutes after she's taken her Synthroid.
Joanne Earle 9 months ago
When I get up and my husband is either watching TV or watching videos on his computer. I need QUIET when I get up. That's why I try to get up b/f he does every day!
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Michael Largey 9 months ago
"Why are you still single?" "When they showed us those Duck and Cover movies in school, I was paying extra close attention."
Bill Swallow 9 months ago
Someone once saw some of Mike Jittlov's animation, and asked him "Your stuff is SO good! Why didn't Disney snap you up years ago?" His answer: "It's a big country. There's lots of trees and rocks. It's easy to hide."
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
::glances at computer clock and sees that it is 1:58am:: ....uh oh >_>; I am this meme...
Terri Martin 9 months ago
Carpet cleaning? No thanks. I stayed up watching screaming goat videos until 4am this morning.
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Geoffrey Scott 9 months ago
My grandson..."I pooped gampa!" "no one gets excited when I do it...ohhhh,nooo...all I hear is 'again?"
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
Except in the first episode! He was originally "JASPER!" https://youtu.be/jr1qivpnmBU?t=141
Load More Replies... Scrub 9 months ago
See the lines on her heel? She's wearing tights or hose or socks of some sort.
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Jane Hower 8 months ago
In the early '60's we had a neighbor who said they were buying a bigger TV because they were tired of theirs not showing all the stuff on the edges. We didn't know what to say!! OMG
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William Wood 9 months ago
I gave up that fight many years ago. Just stick to my lane and watch everyone else battle it out and I still end up at the front of the line.
Geoffrey Scott 9 months ago
Went by a 3 car wreck the other day. everything was in the grassy median. Statie was blocking 1/2 the L lane to give room for safety. Sure enough, here comes PeePaw up the R shoulder with his L turn signal on. God I hope he's still there, 'cause we weren't playin'.
Phyzzi 8 months ago
This doesn't usually bother me (if I changed lanes, I probably had an exit or was avoiding an exit, or at least since I decided not to bother playing traffic games) but what does get me is when I speed up to get further in front of someone to safely change lanes, and they speed up with me.
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Feathered Dinosaur 9 months ago
At the airport I always worry that somehow drügs made their way into my luggage. Just like when I'm leaving the supermarket without buying anything, I worry I somehow stole something by accident lol
detective miller's hat 9 months ago
Same. Like did I forget about shoving a bag of coke up my ąss?? I'm not sure!!
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Bryan Wright 8 months ago
As most of todays paper etc money has been used at one time or another for d**g use, this shouldn't be such a big deal as some make it out to be..
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Divyansha Shukla 9 months ago
Even the ocean found it absurd and had to come up with a solution.
Laura Deckers 8 months ago
She was also unemployed. Living with her mom, who was marrying her off to Cal.
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Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Thanks for not making me feel like the only degenerate on here lmao ❤️
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Hoi-Polloi 9 months ago
To be fair the vast, vast majority of people who dance on TikTok get nothing but red cheeks.
Matt Blakeley 9 months ago
Nobody would have wanted to see your Millennial a$$ twerking, anyway.
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Laura Lawson 9 months ago
Well, that is the whole point of this sarcasm thing. 🙄
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Nimitz 9 months ago (edited)
This time around it's the first 48 months, or unless he dies first
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
If he dies, we get stuck with Jorkin Depeanus Couchfucker. I'm not sure that that's an improvement.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
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grilled cheese 9 months ago
my friend has a t shirt that says this and she wears it so often it’s not even funny anymore lmao
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Giles McArdell 9 months ago
I think for most sharks the world is divided into Food and Not food, and there's quite a bit of confusion as to the latter.
Eric Williams 9 months ago
That's true for land-locked camels. No so much for camels that live on the coast and play in the surf.
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Geoffrey Scott 9 months ago
I always liked the Maxi pad with a Googly eye/capital 'I' taped to it.
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Azari Azalea 9 months ago
Haha yep! Btw, does anyone know what make that car is? It looks really nice
Paulsible deniability 9 months ago
It's a Mustang Mach 1. Just make sure it's not John Wicks before you drive off in it.
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Joshua David 9 months ago
That car is my dads first car! I'd love to tell you how i inherited said car but he wrapped it around a pole 6 months after purchase. I still haven't forgiven him.
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The Scout 9 months ago
Well, for a paper it becomes more like "As far as history recorded it, the person known as Albert Einstein was allegedly being born into his earthly existence on the fourteenth day of the spring month generally known as march, in the very year of 1879 AD following the western calendar system."
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
I had a minute when I was 6 or so when I thought I'd get married and maybe have children. Now I am 43, single, and I have two dogs and a small horde of cats.
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EmJay 7 months ago
why?? a bag of money has the dollar sign on it and all of the girls are representing money bags, what are you mad at??
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Lily bloom 9 months ago (edited)
She is a bag of money. Her skirt is the bag. Edit-this was meant as a reply to earthquake903
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keyboardtek 9 months ago
WE had plastic toy guns as kids to play army. Today's kids get real guns when they turn 12.
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Eric Williams 9 months ago
Top left, .50 caliber Desert Eagle - bottom left S&W .22 cal semi-auto. I could name the rest but I don't want to. I'm still a kid.
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Jay Scales 9 months ago
I have an imaginary perfect man who lives in the cupboard.... He never disappoints :D
Terri Martin 9 months ago
Even in my last relationship, no one came to mind when I heard a love song. ….imagine that😅
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MalayDragon 9 months ago
Guy in the orange shirt, "Look at me, Look at me, I'm the husband now"
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Pandora 9 months ago
She looks like every other plastic b***o. Everything that made her unique has been stripped away.
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Earthquake903 9 months ago
Every man I've ever known has this same mood pattern. So maybe it's not gender specific
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MalayDragon 9 months ago
Dig a tunnel dig dig a tunnel, dig a tunnel dig dig a tunnel. Quick before the hyenas comeeee
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Terri Martin 9 months ago
It’s an intentional design so all you iPhone suckers keep forking out more money 🤣
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Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
Someone said it was like being the new character in the fourth season of a sitcom.
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Joshua David 9 months ago
I dont either but disappearing from view is good enough imo 😆
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keyboardtek 9 months ago
He is thinking these ladies can defeat him any time they want. I would agree.
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Auntriarch 9 months ago
Now stop me if I've mentioned this before, but tomorrow is my very last day at work before I retire....
iBlank 9 months ago
this is the day that a young rookie will show up and take you on a very dangerous mission... don't go!
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keyboardtek 9 months ago
I was speaking to a local bicycling enthusiast yesterday. He said all the local bicyclists have stopped taking rides through the country because car and truck drivers are now deliberately running them off the road.
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
I have been amazed at how well the drivers treat bike riders since I moved to France.
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CartoonCasey 9 months ago
Okay, that's a weird flex, but everyone has their kinks. However, you are supposed to mark your sexual accomplishments on your bedpost, not your car. Also, no judgements, but please stay away from the pet stores and old folks homes from now on.
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Myopic chahuahua 7 months ago
on of the most influential man in modern times
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Hoi-Polloi 9 months ago
She ought to put her arm above the teaser's head and shout "You're under a wrist!"
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