I’m hard on the CEO of Air New Zealand but at least his big seating-related innovation was sleeping capsules for economy class on long haul flights.

I find this impossible to do

Yes, please!

Just did it this morning.

Thats a phone case

Just call me Judge Judy.

Lessgooo

I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else. 🖤

I cant see this picture, I can FEEL it. Like, even smell it, taste it, hear it...

Woah woah back up

try a hmmmm

Antisocial is definitely not the same as being an introvert.

I was so happy when my daughter outgrew that bald whiner!!!

I've often wondered this.

I do this bc I have innatentive adhd

This happened to me. I had started talking to this guy from other department who had a crush on me. (That I was not aware of) Once when he was with his friends, he saw me at a distance, told them this is the girl I have a crush on and we are in talking terms now. He waved at me to get my attention. I of course didn't see that because I was not wearing my glasses. 10-15 days after this incident I met him in the elevator. I said 'long time no see'. He was surprised that we did meet few days back and he said hi to me but I ignored him. Told him I take off my glasses during breaks and that I definitely didn't see him. He was too much in love with me at that time so just laughed it off but he did say that it was embarrassing for him because his friends work in the same department as him and they still tease him about 'talking terms? She didn't even answer to your waving'

The news is so depressing. Nobody wants to look at that. Memes are relatable and hilarious.

Curling up in bed works for me

Duh!

You don’t know me like that. 🤨

I just smile and nod a lot

I'm very good at protecting people, but not for myself. So yeah, a gf like that would be nice tbh ^.^

Luckily they can't get inside

Me when I found family guy

3am, 3 pm, really a 24 hour deal

Never accept this. Retaliate with: "perfect, I also have to tell you something" and don't say anything until they tell you what is it about. I promise you they will tell you right away.

Ohh sh*t

and just wanna go home and lay on the couch while eating ben and jerry's

She looks kinda cute though :)

Schrödinger's China cabinet.

I love this dog!!!

even if it's my favorite person I still feel relief because it doesn't mean I don't need to recharge

I've no problem with waking up early it's just everything else that comes after that moment

Only way I can deal with it

This would be my wife's 18 alarms. They. Are. Relentless. ugh lol.

I don't think this is a negative. I like to be underestimated... they're in for a surprise if someone tries to f... around with me and it's way better than being overestimated.

🪦

I swear they’re all plotting against me!

Didnt know that was possible, im worried now how many people have blocked me jusy today alone 🙈

I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist

At this point I start slowing turning around a little every few seconds until I'm facing the side...the almost the other way...then a oh wait, I forgot, and walk off lol

When this is me the answer is always no

Me when I have to discipline my nephews.

Me when I read webtoons at 3am.