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50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day
Can you imagine your day-to-day without the internet? Or remember your life before social media? Depending on their age, many people would find that difficult to do.
For them, the internet and social media have become a go-to for information, connection, and, of course, entertainment—the latter of which is what we’re focusing on today. On the list below, you will find some of the best things the internet has to offer—funny memes and relatable posts—as shared by the ‘Conxfession’ Instagram account. So, if you’re in need of a pick-me-up or simply want to unwind by scrolling through some amusing content, don’t wait a second longer and enjoy.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
What's cool about The Rising Sun Redbud tree is how it displays pea-like pink flower clusters while the branches are bare, then you get this gorgeous display of multi-hued foliage.
Dispatcherqueen 8 months ago
I have 2 of these! Love them. I found out about them on Bored Panda!
Teutonic Disaster 8 months ago
Gonna get banned in Florida (or some other red state) in 3... 2... 1...
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Deborah B 8 months ago
I definately do this. If I'm reading something exciting. If it's boring, I read every word and yet none of it enters my memory.
Lee Gilliland 8 months ago (edited)
Heck no, if it gets exciting I skip. Makes it much more fun to reread, as well!
Colleen Glim 8 months ago
Because the reread picks up some of the things you missed the first time. And that makes a reread that much better
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Angela C 8 months ago
Yes. I get so eager to find out what happens next and I gloss over whole sections and then I'm like wait when did that happen and I have to go back because now I don't know what's going on
Sarah Belt 8 months ago
I have to cover the page if I flip over to the end of the chapter but it's on the right-hand page!
Bob Brooce 8 months ago
I'll do that when I'm on the next to last page of a chapter and I know something exciting or important is going to be revealed on the facing page. It's not that I think I'll deliberately look because i cant control myself, but I worry that while I'm looking towards the end of a line on the left-side page my brain will spot an important word on the right-side page.
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Toothless Feline 8 months ago
I do this up to eleven. I have to concentrate heavily to read strictly linearly. My eyes go all over the page. What's worse is that my brain will pick out pieces of words as this happens and combine them into things that I immediately want to scrub from my memory. My head is a very weird place.
Leah Banks 8 months ago
I bought a book I was desperate and so excited to read, read the whole thing, loved it, and lent it to my sister to read. Only when she said to me "did you not notice there were 17 pages missing???" did I realize I had a defective copy. My brain just glossed over that because I was so excited to read!
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Aud (she/they) 8 months ago
Same! It's not about the love for the item that they give you, but who gave it to you and what it means to have something from them.
Dawn Marie 8 months ago
or for the plain fact that they remembered you or thought of you at all!!!
Load More Replies... Ivon_Ivon 8 months ago
I was always the quiet kid who was mostly on her own. When I was in high school, a girl who sat next to me suddenly produced two mechanical pencils, pink and green, from her bag. She said, "Do you wanna be my pencil twin? Pick one!" I picked the pink one. It was so random I got caught off guard. Later I learned it was her way of showing how she cared about people. We've never really been best friends. But twenty five years later, we're still close and visit each other time and time again.
tee-lena 8 months ago
That's a pretty good friendship. Just saying. I've not had friendship in over 20 years. I'm just now regretting it. So. Treasure it and raise a glass for me.
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The Doom Song 8 months ago
My partner was having a really crappy week so I bought him 1 booster pack from the latest Magic the gathering. He just about cried when I told him I just wanted to see him smile.
Billo66 8 months ago
I gave my Ex-wife a dozen roses ONE time because she yelled at me, said flowers were stupid, could have used the money for something else, etc. Notice I said Ex wife.
Annabelle 8 months ago
Jc, that's f*cking awful! I'm so sorry. 😞 glad it's ex.
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Jessica MüRi 8 months ago
send me a picture of something that made you think of me... it's a gift for me and I love it
Doctor Strange 8 months ago
Whether its me giving a gift, or me getting a gift, it may be cliche but it really is the thought that counts. I don't care about the money. You could give me a generic gift card for thousands of dollars and I would value it less than if you spent an hour picking out the rock you think was most perfect for me.
Ellinor 8 months ago (edited)
I like gifts but not all of them. If the person took the time to know me to give me the best present then it's the best thing ever, but if not it just feels like a disappointment that this person doesn't know me at all : My mother bought me a unicorn pen because she knows I like practical objects but with a fun design and I loved it, but my aunt bought me a flower and it died because of course everyone knows that I always forget things like watering a plant.
As of February, 2025, there were more than 5.5 billion internet users globally, which is nearly 68% of the entire population. Close to 64% were reportedly not only internet but social media users, too, which means that whether they remember their life pre-social media or not, scrolling is something they’re likely familiar with now.
If you’re wondering what country is home to the most internet users, Statista reveals that with more than a billion users, China is the leading country on the list. It is followed by India and the United States, with 806 million and 322 million internet users, respectively.
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GenuineJen 8 months ago
As a teacher I would sometimes write things for my students as they dictated them to me, especially longer things like this. I'm not saying that's what happened here, but it's not out of the realm of possibility either. That would also explain a six year old "knowing" the difference between "you're/ your" if their teacher copied it down for them.
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Emie N. 8 months ago
I was suspicious because of the handwriting. But perhaps she just said what she wanted to say and someone else wrote it down?
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StrangeOne 8 months ago
I would believe it being a 6 year old over a Millennial who would instantly recite lyrics.
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 8 months ago (edited)
Awww. That's a sweet way of looking at it..... The question though.... I can't help it... NOOO "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more"
Lotekguy 8 months ago
Makes more sense than that old "never having to say you're sorry" drivel.
Rex Kochanski 8 months ago
So right. If you never have to say you're sorry, it's not love. Even if you were perfect in your love, you would find yourself having to say you're sorry to express empathy!
Load More Replies...While the reasons for spending time on the internet are ample, some are more common than others. As of the beginning of this year, the most common was finding information, with close to 63% of people going online with this particular purpose, according to the Digital 2025 Global Overview Report.
During the recent Covid period, another common reason to log online was staying in touch with friends and family. Nowadays, that remains an important one as roughly six-in-ten people reportedly use the internet for just that.
According to the aforementioned source, adult internet users nowadays spend an average of 6 hours and 38 minutes online every day.
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HeavyMetalHeart 8 months ago
A lot of Scottish pubs and restaurants have free feminine hygiene products in the bathrooms too.
FreeTheUnicorn 8 months ago
Scottish Government provides and sticks in public buildings and businesses can go through to government so all public bathrooms can have a stock. There's a free app Pickupmyperiod where you can locate places that provide the products for free. Local libraries, and community centres are good options for those not in school.
P1 No-Name 8 months ago
This should be world wide - every country, every government should adopt this.
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Rachel Pelz 8 months ago
Although I've come to believe that the people you love most and the thought that may need your help is something that might keep me from wanting to die as soon as possible. Plus, in many cases it might be less obvious that things have gone wrong beyond repair than in movies.
Load More Replies... Deborah B 8 months ago
I would be, "oh, nuclear winter? hopefully I die of hypothermia before the wifi goes out."
CultOfBambi 8 months ago
Sadly, the wifi will likely be long gone before the cold sets in. The EMP (electromagnetic pulse) that is a feature of nuclear explosions will make short work of any electronics within a certain range.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Oh, I ask that question every single time, and I watch a lot of sci-fi and action movies. I would give up at first blush.
KnightOwl 8 months ago
My bf used to explain these big elaborately thought out plans for surviving everything from a nuclear blast to a zombie apocalypse and then ask what I'd do, and get annoyed when I replied 'erm, probably die pretty quick." life is hard enough in a normal non apocalyptic world, i can barely handle life with modern conveniences and easy access to everything i need!
Mentally Bewildered 8 months ago
Yes I won't be prepping in my bunker. I'll be up on the roof to watch the show
Cat Palmer 8 months ago
Depending on the cause of the apocalypse, there might be loads of animals wandering around in need of a home. I could have a dozen cats and no-one around to tell me no., which is a pretty good reason to stay alive imo. 😺
Mike F 8 months ago
But then you have to feed them, it's a two edged sword.
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IlaTheRedheadBambooEater 8 months ago
I have disturbingly often a dreams when I'm in life-threatening situations an I just give it up,...because I'm tired and want to chill 🤔🤔
Rick Murray 8 months ago
If the apocalypse happened, a noticeable chunk of the population would be wiped out because they'd be out there recording/streaming it for likes. 🤦🏻♀️
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Ace 8 months ago
I'll be holding a Celebration of Life for my wife next month, something along those lines, but probably just a slide-show running in the background
Riley Quinn 8 months ago (edited)
When my best friend of over 30yrs died, there was no wake or funeral. Instead, we rented a room in his favorite restaurant, played his favorite operas on the sound system, and told stories of remembrance. There was laughter and an overall joy that we all got to know him.
Chrissie Anit 8 months ago
This would make me even sadder, I wouldn't be able to stop crying for all that was lost.. that said, this is totally how I want my funeral to go.
Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
My feelings exactly, though buzzards might find my fat content a bit too high.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 8 months ago
Donate my organs amd my body to whatever causes available, see my life in someone else with my heart, in the people i have helped in life and death, anything left over use as pleased
Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
In my case, "The award for Best Animated Short Film goes to..."
Jorie 8 months ago
Have posted this before, but bears repeating. My friend's father-in-law requested a FUNeral, and that's just what they did. Endless lobster, disco ball, DJ, Michael Jackson impersonator, photo booths, you name it. They had a roaring good time because that's what Charlie wanted!
Bearing in mind how much and how often we use the internet and social media, it’s no surprise that they have influenced our habits, activities, and even the way we talk. Discussing the latter, linguist Adam Aleksic, known to his online following as the Etymology Nerd, noted that we are entering an entirely new era of language change, driven by social media algorithms.
In his TEDx Talk, the Etymology Nerd pointed out that, in addition to prompting the emergence of new words created to avoid algorithmic censorship (such as the verb to unalive, for example), social media plays a significant role in regards to where words come from, how words become popular, and how quickly those words spread.
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Yourlocalsnipergal 8 months ago
It's things like this that make you appreciate how big the world is, wondering what billions of people have done today, and whether you'll cross paths with a stranger once more
Mari-Loore Pavel 8 months ago
This kind of things always makes me cry! This is the part of the internet i abslolutely adore!
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Jihana 8 months ago
What is supposed to be a bear in the mountain now looks like a deranged, surrealist shark-bunny. 😂
Snowkit 8 months ago (edited)
Good for them? Idk what tolerborone is. Edit: thx for letting me know what it is, my bad, lol!
Dragons Exist 8 months ago
Brand of chocolate shaped like triangular prisms
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Schmebulock 8 months ago
Why not just say I'm busy let me call you back later instead of the stupid lie. It's not rocket surgery.
EmJay 8 months ago
People can get very concerned if someone doesn't pick up, especially when they know the person usually picks up.
Load More Replies... Mike Zippro 8 months ago
That's the way I feel almost everyday, and perturbed when someone even just sends me a text...thinking to myself, "Oh... now what?"
winterwidow87 8 months ago
She could have made things worse by not answering the phone. People get concerned if you don't answer especially when you're old, they immediately start thinking something happened to you.
Load More Replies...Delving deeper into social media algorithms and how they tend to influence the way we talk, the Etymology Nerd, Adam Aleksic, noted that such algorithms reward repetition. If a song—or a meme, or a word, for that matter—is catchy and people interact with it, the algorithm will then push it to more people, as it drives engagement on the platform.
Using trending memes and words to make online content perform better, people—social media influencers, for instance—contirbute to the spread of a certain kind of slang or popular phrases, too, and soon enough, they start spreading like wildfire.
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Maxime Lopez 8 months ago
It’s probably happened lol. Who knows, now anyone can “identify” as anything and nobody can say anything about it.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Okay, but did she remain a cool mom after you told her who your new roommate was?
Untamed Snark 8 months ago
You can't post something like this without including a picture of the baby hedgehog!
Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
Hedgehogs and beavers are quite different.
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Barbara Baldwin 8 months ago
My mom thought I was going to tell her I was pregnant when I was 17. Should have seen her relief when I confessed I was smoking.
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Kim Steffen 8 months ago
There's a support group for compulsive talkers. It's called Onanonanonanon.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
When someone pesters me about being quiet, I calmly explain that I'm waiting for a peer to talk with. That generally stops the inquiry.
Michael Largey 8 months ago
When those people ask me why I'm so quiet, I always say "Sometimes you need to set a good example."
KnightOwl 8 months ago
I've always done this. My little neice does this too. She literally tells her mum to stop talking by putting her hands over her ears and saying "I'm not listening anymore" "you're talking to much" or "my ears are tired of listening to you." As you can probably guess my sister is very loud and chatty and it's very hard work.
Heffalump 8 months ago
Dis this once, asked someone if they ever stopped talking. Huge umbrage taken, left the friend group. Not missed.
KnightOwl 8 months ago
I've done this to a few people, they get so offended 🤣
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Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
I just tend to ask simply "And the point is?" There's a 50/50 chance it'll put an end to the word vomit that's coming your way. Typically works best when someone has been going on, and on, and on, and on about a subject and they've lost the plot of the point they were trying to make.
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Talis 8 months ago
Did he wear clothes? How unnatural! His fur should protect him from the cold!
Forrest Hobbs 8 months ago (edited)
Natural - mmm. I assume he walks around without clothes, sleeps in trees, eats all his food raw, and eschews the use of tools? 🤣
Load More Replies... Ellinor 8 months ago
One night I had to cross a busy street with no glasses (I am myopic and astigmatic) and I had to ask someone to hep me cross because otherwise I really think I would have d!ed.
Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
I too am myopic and astigmatic and can definitely relate. I wear both glasses and contacts(when I can afford them) but I would love to have vision correction surgery. I honestly can't remember the last time I was able to open my eyes, upon awakening, and I was able to see clearly. Hopefully I can get the surgery sometime in the near future.
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Roxy222uk 8 months ago
Did he think they were to change your eye colour. Even so, dumb thing to say on a first date
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Does he mean he'd rather you wear glasses? Thing is, glasses, hearing aids, crutches, wheelchairs, prosthetic limbs,... none of them are natural. Just necessary.
Talking about how trending words influence different groups of people, Aleksic compared language to a virus. “Words are transmitted from one host to another, reproducing and changing as they infect different people along social networks,” he said, painting a vivid picture. “But now, the literally viral nature of social media is accelerating this process from start to finish. In a span of just a year, a word like rizz can go from complete obscurity to becoming the Oxford English dictionary Word Of The Year.”
If you have no clue what rizz means, according to said dictionary, it is a colloquial noun, defined as “style, charm, or attractiveness; the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner.”
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Don Golosso 8 months ago
I bet this hurts as hell too when you step on it.
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Sarah Bailey 8 months ago
This would be one of my warriors to keep me safe! I think Lego should make it!
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Deborah B 8 months ago
Anyone who entered the pandemic married with children and ended it not divorced, pregnant, or having attempted murder, should probrably also get an award. I got a cat, and he's still my precious baby, but there is not a human in the world I would want to live with for 6 weeks.
Bob Brooce 8 months ago
Also anyone who attempted murder, as long as the target was one of the morons trying to k**l people by trying, in their official capacity, to downplay the risk and reality, or badmouthing vaccines.
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God of Sarcasm 8 months ago
Well I definitely don't have 11 dogs haha... that would be crazy haha.
Peeka_Mimi 8 months ago
I did get another dog. See my elderly boy was euthanized first day of lockdown. They wouldn't let me in with him. In my severe grief I filed out an application for a puppy through the Humane Society. They called me in June and I didn't even remember filling out the application. Guess what? I took him. He's a gourd, i love him.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
None of those things happened, but I did hunker down and got into being alone 24/7. As it continued, I started feeling sorry for all those people stuck with roommates and families like trapped rats on a sinking ship.
Gisergraphis 8 months ago (edited)
I was my mother's caregiver at the time, and it was actually very helpful to work from home for that year. We grew closer than ever, and I worried much less than when I had to leave her home alone every day. So much so that up until then I had cameras all around the house to make sure she hadn't fallen or something. I feel it made her final years so much better to have someone there to keep her company.
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Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
I considered becoming a serial killer but it seemed like a lot of work so I didn't bother.
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WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder 8 months ago
About six months into the pandemic, I learned to do the eye crinkle thing so that people knew I was smiling at them. New social skill, unlocked!
Koala ala ala 8 months ago
Uhh... That's normally just a physical reaction which happens when you actually smile.... You mean you somehow learnt to just do that without actually smiling under your mask???
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I'm laughing my butt off rn because I was doing cat eyes and other physical gestures to silently communicate behind the mask.
Norm Gilmore 8 months ago
After things went back to normal-ish I had to refrain myself (when driving) not to to tell other drivers what I thought of them, as I no longer had a mask covering my lips...
If you find it difficult to keep up with all sorts of trending words and bizarre phrases (like yours truly), you might be fearful of using them incorrectly. As a matter of fact, many people do. To make matters worse, some of them use words that are actually pretty offensive without even knowing it. According to a survey from 2022, more than one-in-three Gen Zers have used a slang word they later learned was offensive.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
When I waited tables, I had men slip money into my hand for special seating and service to impress their dates.
pineapple87 8 months ago
I saw an interview where Rosamund Pike said she'd gone on a blind date with a fan and now I wonder if it was her
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According to the aforementioned survey, the most popular slang word in 2022 was ghosted, followed by salty. These were the two words that remained on the very top of the list for at least two years in a row. But seeing just how quickly new words are introduced on social media, and consequently into our lives, it’s safe to assume that as we scroll through internet posts in the future, we might have to do some digging to understand exactly what they say. Luckily, this list wasn’t yet full of phrases calling for a Google search.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Google Image Edward James art and be prepared to be blown away with his extraordinary collection. Many photos of the elegant Tilly, as well.
BrunoVI 8 months ago
For starters, he seems to like to pretend he lived in the ruins of Rivendell.
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Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
Creepy. Imagine you're the night watchman, and aren't told about this. On your rounds, your flashlight dances across these and suddenly see bare footprints heading up the staircase... nope nope nope.
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BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago
When is the wedding? I lived in the same building as a classical pianist. She was brilliant. I loved listening to her play.
The Big Bad 8 months ago
I kinda hoped it would've ended in "and now he's my husband and we build a slide from his apartment to mine"
Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
I lived in a place where my window was opposite that of an opera singer. He leaned out one day and apologised if his practice and vocal exercises annoyed or disturbed me. He was very happy when I told him I really enjoyed hearing him sing and it didn't bother me at all. Opera is not really my thing but I do love talent.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
My father was usually snoring in his recliner, and my mother was still doing whatever busy work she had, and we never knew what would bring her through the TV room, so it was hit or miss.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
One time I recall being about 6 years old and trying to avoid bedtime by clinging to one of the legs of our piano with every ounce of my strength. I was convinced that I had found the solution. NO ONE would be able to pry my deathgrip off of the piano leg! My dad gave a deep sigh, bent down, and pulled me off of the piano leg with one arm and carried me to bed XD
Paul C. 8 months ago
One morning my mum didn't come up to wake me for school and I thought, EXCELLENT! A little later she came in and all became clear, I had a dental appointment, which I hated as a kid. I suppose at least I didn't stress about it that way. Side note, couldn't care less now about the dentist.
Motivated sloth 8 months ago
I remember! Then when I had a kid and she was perfectly still I was hoping she was falling asleep.
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Doctor Strange 8 months ago (edited)
Or maybe the guy was in an ab us ive relationship, and this 'cute' toddler just set off an episode.
Amused panda 8 months ago
In which case, kiddo exposed his fear of spousal wrath. And OP's comment would technically be correct.
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Savannah Newman 8 months ago
My daughter, when she was 2, til about 4 months ago (she is 4) called other kids at the park brothers and sisters. We have spent much time out and about lately so, people of all ages around and now she says stuff like. Hey mom, look at all those humans over there. It makes me laugh every time.
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Katja Katze 8 months ago
I was told that I do this because the night is peaceful and quiet. Nothing needs to be done, there are no stressful calls. You will not missing a deadline or an event. You are free and can breathe. Staying awake at night "is a safe place" .
Cat Palmer 8 months ago
I didn't know it had a name, but I definitely do this. I often add biscuits to the quiet reading time too, because I can.
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Auntriarch 8 months ago
Suddenly I don't feel so silly about going to the newsagents for a single black Sharpie and coming home with the three colour metallic set and the four colour regular set.
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Blah Blah Blah 8 months ago
Still a company that's owned by a N**i though. So every time you charge it or pay your cars subscription fees you're supporting a N**i.
Oops 8 months ago
Dont laugh . My so dear hubby slammed the car door, took the key with him and left me in a car in full sun without an open window in very hot weather. These so very caring husbands! When he came back from supermarket i was like a dangerous pitbull. Hubby, blue eyed, asked me - what the heck did i this time wrong. I AM ONLY A PUDDLE OF NOTHING; YOU WEIRDO""
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Snowkit 8 months ago
If dad bought 10 mangoes and mom bought 15, how many mangoes did they buy in total?
Michael Largey 8 months ago
Much too nice. "Dad bought 10 mangoes at the regular price, and mom bought 15 with a coupon. If they both spent the same amount of money, how much of a discount did the coupon give if the train that brought the mangoes left town at noon going south at 45 mph?"
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BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago
Lol. I have to admit, I've never buy mangoes. When I'm visiting my family, those things just fall off the trees. And when I'm in the US, the mangoes here are horrible.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
It's nearly impossible to get tropical fruits up to the US that taste as good as they do in native growing areas. I still eat them, just finish a mango yesterday, because they're my favorite fruits, but I know what I'm getting is inferior.
Load More Replies... Dawn Marie 8 months ago
I don't care how many mangoes they bought, but can I please be asked over for the daiquiris?
Panda Kicki 8 months ago
A mangoe is about 2-3 dollar here, that would never happen Maybe if we buy potatoes.
winterwidow87 8 months ago (edited)
And that's the reason why your millennial parents can't afford a house /S
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Sarah Belt 8 months ago
Sxcks about the wig, but ma'am, you are rockin' those glasses and earrings.
Billo66 8 months ago
Accident on I-75 today caused by people swerving to avoid an unknown animal. Possibly chupacabra.
BiggBoii 8 months ago
i snort laughed until a raisin I was eating came out my nose
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Is your head shape good, cause you'd rock a close crop. Little color here and there, know what I mean?
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Mihai Mara 8 months ago
So Rob didn't open the assignment and graded the student? That doesn't seem correct nor fair to the other students. That's a bad teacher.
Julie S 8 months ago
All the hard work that student put into that assessment and the the teacher didn't even bother looking at it. I would be píssed.
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Tim Douglass 8 months ago
I would have been the guy turning the assignment in 30 seconds before the final cutoff, no matter what time of day or night because I'd procrastinated on a 2 week assignment until 9pm the night before it was due. I can't count how many all-nighters I pulled because of my bad habits.
Schmebulock 8 months ago
I did that once and like the majority of people who do it got a zero. While it's nice to have an understanding professors, future employers are rarely that forgiving.
Bartlet for world domination 8 months ago
Oh but they are. I rarely miss a deadline, but my coworkers make a habit of it.
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Auntriarch 8 months ago
The best kind of funny. And the best kind of annoying
Load More Replies... Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 8 months ago
I'd be less annoyed if pentagon actually meant 5 and wasn't just a shape with 5 sides
Pferdchen 8 months ago
Here's a useless fact: the original Five Guys was 2.7 miles away from the Pentagon.
Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
Only 4.34 kilometers. That's disappointing.
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April Pickett 8 months ago
At least you understood what he was saying, so maybe he should make sure to keep you happy so you'll stay with him. Not all women would understand this.
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Zaach 8 months ago
I use ice molds to form objects that I cast in glass 20190218_2...12abdd.jpg 
Francesca Annoni 8 months ago
I have this mold and the Lego piece one.. we made a Lego themed birthday cake for my son with chocolate Lego all over the cake!! Beautiful and delicious!!
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Artsy Bookworm 8 months ago
When people comment sèxy with spaces in between, I just read it very slowly 🤣
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Doctor Strange 8 months ago
It'd be nice to find someone who acts like this for me, just once. I always pay attention to those I love, because they matter to me. One girl I dated would 'complain' that I could always pick the perfect gifts for her, and she 'couldn't compete'. Another, she slept late and I rose early. So I would buy or make lunch for when she woke up. And I could always get her what she liked, and how she liked it, simply because I paid attention. If she ordered a burger for dinner, I would remember how she got it cooked, and what she liked on it. Its not just the big stuff in a relationship, its those little details that matter.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I know how you feel. I was with my now-ex for 24 years and not once did he do anything even remotely like this. He would complain it was "hard to buy presents for me" (I love wolves, you can literally gift me a Dollar Store pad of paper with a wolf photo on it and I will be over the moon.) And he seemed... antithetical to me doing the same: he'd mention something he saw that he liked or thought was cool, and I'd buy it for him next birthday or Christmas, and he'd look at me and be like "this is useless, why did you get this for me?" My dude, you literally said you LIKED it and thought it was cool/awesome. I'm finally free now, and my pets appreciate me knowing the kind of treats and toys they like best ;)
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Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
Heard one story from IT where they'd sent this link around telling people to go to this website to check if their password was still good. The website looked like a bad 90's thing, with over use of the "blink" tag, a ticker to show how many visitors there were, and a super sketchy overall feel to it. In the center of the page was a field where people could put in their login info and password, and then hit a button to "check" if it was good or not. It always said it was, of course, but it also logged all the login id's and passwords. The IT team reported something like a 300% return on this. Meaning even after being told not to go to suspicious sites... people kept doing so and clicking the button every time they set a new password.
Debby Keir 8 months ago
If the original email came from the IT team, are you going to say 'nope, won't' and risk losing your job? This only 'works' if it's clearly sent from an outside source.
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Cat Palmer 8 months ago
The last place I worked did these fake emails. I got caught by one and was told I should have known it was fake because "hr@companyname" wasn't a real email address. I had been there for two days - how was I supposed to know that? (That was six years ago, and I'm still salty about it!)
wobbly jelly 8 months ago
I got one at work that had bad English "hi XXX, pay please attached invoice" - so I just press delete. This went of for about 6 months and as I don't pay invoices - just kept pressing delete. Eventually our accounts team contacted me about an unpaid invoice. The invoice was real, but for my boss who'd left - if it had said "as YYY as left could you help..." but no context. Image the telling off I got from accounts as they'd not paid the 0.5-1m GBP invoice (absolutely none!)
John Dilligaf 8 months ago
work IT used to do this too. Trouble was they made their "test" emails almost totally indistinguishable from legit company emails. It got to the point where nobody would open legit company emails and were reporting everything they received as suspicious spam.
whiterabbit 8 months ago
In return I'll flag any lame task that corporate or IT sends me as "phishing".
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 8 months ago
My favorite was getting a spam email at work from myself!! I should have cliked on it to see if they knew my passwords. I lost my postit.
Huddo's sister 8 months ago
They did this at the national radio/tv channel I listen to and one of the presenters got caught out and said it on his show so got heaps of people texting in making fun of him (he took it in good humour)
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Lsai Aeon 8 months ago
All kinds of colors on Amazon https://a.co/d/caBR14V
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Gracie Mae 8 months ago
just finished 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, now wondering if i have room for trying my hand at an uncrustable grilled cheese!
Mark (it/urgh) 8 months ago
I've had two grilled ham and cheese sat in front of me for the last 90 minutes. Made it, can't be ar$ed to eat it yet.
Dogcat vet (retired) 8 months ago
There is a new Campbrells soup: grilled cheese and tomato: got one haven't tried it yet
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
You mean the white version of a quesadilla. I make those all the time with jalapeños to spice it up.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago (edited)
I'm having flashbacks to matchbooks that had "Draw Winky" or "Draw Spunky" on them. Oh, I should explain, matchbooks are small cardboard folders of matches with a striking surface on one side that were used to start fires.
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Krystle Deschene 8 months ago
Uber driver never tried to call anyone in the contacts? Or assuming maybe there was a lock screen. ...OP dude never called his phone after he lost it.? Something is def not right with this one
winterwidow87 8 months ago (edited)
Once i left my backpack on a train and the person who found it brought it to the police. There was no way to contact me because no ID i had in the backpack displayed a phone number, and my phone was with me (i had it in my pocket when i lost the backpack). The police managed to contact me through my work badge, it had the name of the hospital i work in so they called the hospital and they contacted me. All of this happened in the span of 2 days and i managed to get my backpack back, i don't know why you would wait 8 months to give someone their phone back when you could simply bring it to the police.
Load More Replies... Doctor Strange 8 months ago
This is why on your phone, edit your lock screen to display the phone number of a friend or family. If someone finds your phone they can see the number and call it to return your phone to you. DON'T put your own phone number, that would be stupid.
Isabel Galvez 8 months ago (edited)
Weird, I lost my phone and I kept calling myself until someone picked up. Someone left it at the police station. I took me two hours to have it back.
Panda Kicki 8 months ago
Why not post on local social media and then leave it to the police? I sometimes find phones and a post in the local fb group usually gets the owner (ie the one that can unlock the phone) fast
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Joe Reaves 8 months ago
The fact he came back with something appropriate to the task without needing to text pictures back and froth from the shop means he pays attention to you (or he's a make up artist).
typepy type on a rectangle 8 months ago
Hey, I would agree with the guy, it even says limited edition on the top right!
Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
Ditto. If only out of spite for being sent to find something with no specific details as to what I was sent after.
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ShadySlytherin 8 months ago (edited)
That's my birthday! And not so oddly, our plans for that special day are the same
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Don't we all have days like this? I can tell before I've even opened my eyes. I contemplate staying in bed. But then I hear the birds on my porch, so I get up to feed them, and that's my huge accomplishment of the day.
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Kat Alison 8 months ago
If I was sitting next to two people who talked nonstop for five hours….I would end up in jail.
Greyling Streets 8 months ago
💯💯💯 Hence noise-canceling headphones are TOTALLY worth the investment!
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Diane Tucker 8 months ago
The joy of unloading your c**p on someone you’ll never see again — freedom!
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
My great aunt and my cousin's great aunt joined us one holiday meal and everything was Norman Rockwell perfect. The two old ladies got on like a house on fire. They were in the back of the car chatting as they were brought home, when they learned one was Catholic and the other was Protestant. Suddenly silence, and they both looked out their respective windows.
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
I've had long conversations in waiting rooms, sometimes just talking to someone anonymous is fun.
Amused panda 8 months ago
This sounds like intro to a book or movie, which would be followed by one going to work and discovering the other is their new boss.
Oops 8 months ago
I was sitting next to people in an over 10 hours flight who wouldnt talk or recognize me at all. They avoided to look at me, like i was only air. I wouldnt start a conversation or so, but just to be seen would have been polite. This was one of the most humilating experiences i ever had and i never forgot it.
Gracie Mae 8 months ago
sometimes telling your problems to strangers is great therapy--and definitely cheaper!
DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
Air planes and airports are a lawless land where you can make a bestie for only a couple hours then maybe never see them again though you connected. Wild.
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Laura Mortensen 8 months ago
My friend changed her last name to Samurai after getting a divorce and her new husband changed it to Samurai as well when they got married. Their daughter is named Scarlett Samurai.
Luke Branwen 8 months ago
With such a name, that girl has a chance to be the biggest bada$$ under the sun.
Load More Replies... Paul C. 8 months ago
I did some work for a lady called Mary Christmas, her sons were Harry and Noel. Always made me smile when I worked for her.
cj be like 8 months ago
She sounds like a sweet lady. Just a name like that makes her practically Mrs claus
Load More Replies... Debby Keir 8 months ago
I knew someone who'd been married a couple of times and wanted to change her name, but never really got a round to it. Kept saying I'll change it tomorrow. Well, she eventually did - to Moreaux.
Urbangirlatl 8 months ago
Wouldn't that be cool If BOTH people changed their name to a completely different last name that they both liked.
Peter Bear 8 months ago
Neither my wife or I changed our names. Not out of any great ethical or moral dilemma, nor even about coolness. It's just an annoying and time consuming process, so we agreed there's no point.
Dilly Millandry 8 months ago (edited)
I certainly did. I much preferred his surname. My full names are long so having a shorter surname was also a plus - could fit it on forms for once! If I hadn't liked it, I would not have taken it!
Load More Replies... Gisergraphis 8 months ago
I used to want to change one of my names because my first and last name are alliterative. That is until a friend said my name would be a cool rocker name.
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tameson 8 months ago
It took a while, but I think I found this recipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGJ6GxtczU
RagDollLali 8 months ago
https://youtu.be/85gZMIWRK3c?si=c4gZHwMGBWJV5TfY
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Norm Gilmore 8 months ago
I think my last T shirt purchase was a four pack for around $24 dollars...
Luke Branwen 8 months ago
I have to admit I gave like $40 for a single T-shirt, but it was a beautiful tour tee from my favorite band, so I think that justifies it 😅
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Chihuahua Mama 8 months ago
Surely a £20 shirt with no tag would look better than a £350 shirt with a tag on...
London Paris 8 months ago
What kind of idiot spends $350 on a tshirt? No tshirt is worth that.
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Dave Baxter 8 months ago
Isn't that achieved more simply, & much tastier, by drinking single cream?
Surly Scot 8 months ago (edited)
When I was a kid my cousin showed me adding powdered coffee whitener to milk. Surprisingly tasty.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I have a tuxedo cat named Preacher, and his #1 nickname is "Peepi". I also call him "Pepis" and "Bepis" like that misspelled-Pepsi meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bepis) I would get these socks in a heartbeat just for that, but I can't stand ankle-length socks XD
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
Peepi would love you too! XD ("Peepi" is one of Preacher's many, many nicknames!) peepi-67e9...0c99b5.jpg 
Bryan Wright 8 months ago
I just love getting gifts from countries that don't understand how to spell in English.
typepy type on a rectangle 8 months ago
took me a moment to realize they said spripe coco colo, and peepi
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SirWriteALot 8 months ago
your laws are stupid. Drive any car at 15, buy guns, vote, die for your country when you're 18 but NOOOOOOOOoooo way can you drink alcohol before you're 21.
Gracie Mae 8 months ago
really? real friends would figure out a way to be able to actually hang together! Or maybe, idk, go back & get the I.D.???
Diane H 8 months ago
Why would you need an ID just to enter a place? I could ordering a drink....
Gracie Mae 8 months ago
In the USA, some adult establishments require an I.D. just to enter; in some places, while kids may be allowed during the day, at a certain time, only those of legal drinking age are allowed. Doesn't matter whether you actually drink or not
Load More Replies... Alexander Cameron 8 months ago
Do guys over 25 years old in USA need to prove age, I went to pubs at 16 yrs old here in Scotland
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Luke Branwen 8 months ago
By that time, I hope the humanity will have stopped that nonsense about drawing imaginary lines on the map and calling it "borders".
geezeronthehill 8 months ago
Oh, I believe we'll be out of that business by then. One way or another.
Load More Replies... Bryan Wright 8 months ago (edited)
Ohhh. The Great Orange Buffoon will be ever so happy. I wonder if he will have been crowned King of the Banana Republic of North America ( excluding Canada) by then, or will the medical facility he escaped from have finally re-captured him?
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
Great movie! XD (I actually saw both and loved both.) pi5lepdwwn...12c434.jpg 
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Wait! Y'all saying this isn't T-Mobile teasing a new product release?
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I loved holding the citrus slices up to the light and seeing the translucent bits "glow"!
Load More Replies... Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 8 months ago
They're absolutely garbage erasers, but they're cute! I have a collection of novelty erasers, my favorite one was this 3d chicken, but it was weirdly sticky so I had to throw it out.
Rachel Pelz 8 months ago
Handed out colored heart-shaped eraser as a "prize" at a birthday party. Youngest kid, 2 at the time: "dad can you eat this" - Dad: "yes" yummy eraser...
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Phantom Phoenix 8 months ago
Did you tell her that you'd prefer her kids and your kids to be the same kids?
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Phoenix 8 months ago
I still have my complete Strawberry Shortcake dish set with plate, cup, bowl, fork, knife and spoon from 1982. I made a case for them and it's hung in my kitchen.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
Yes! I have one of those as well! I also have a Strawberry Shortcake "treasures box" (it has a lid that closes with a clasp and has little tiny square compartments) and I used to put my favorite rocks that I found in it. It still has all my childhood favorite rocks in it! I also have a baby blanket that has Huckleberry Pie and his dog Pupcake on it - my aunt hand-embroidered it with my name and birth date when my parents adopted me.
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Shark Lady 8 months ago
I can't even remember the last time I was hugged by a human, luckily I get kitty cuddles all day long.
Nobody Special 8 months ago
I'm generally super awkward when anyone touches me. Was so so happy when kids got older and not clingy. Love them but I prefer not to be touched or and have to touch anyone.
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Snowkit 8 months ago
* Ok, so lil guideline off the top of my head. First pick a day. When r u free? That’s the time. How tired are u/how much can u put into getting ready, that way u can decide if u want to go somewhere casual so u dont have to put too much effort or fancy so u can dress appropriately. Idk, just off the top of my head but I hope it kinda makes sense?
Ace 8 months ago
First I would need to fill in all the missing letters - is your keyboard faulty or something?
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Aud (she/they) 8 months ago
I'm more of a cat person, but now I want a scary dog. A hellhound should suffice.
I Need More Espresso 8 months ago (edited)
I had one before. 110 pounds and very protective of me. A certain type of guy would always feel the need to grab at him to prove something and then I was stuck protecting them from my dog so he wouldn't get in trouble. The same kind of idiot who challenge bears, I presume.
Talis 8 months ago
Only if they don't get you first. Problem with firearms is that muggers definitely get one as well - and are allowed to conceal it as well. They are prepared and skilled, you are surprised and scared. Their dice roll is a lot more favorably than yours, that's for sure.
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BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago
Why don't you tell your crush how you feel then. Make them your partner.
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Claire Collymore 8 months ago
There is no middle ground when there is a hole in the middle.
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
Egg bagels. They are my lifelong favorite. They are SO hard to find where I live nowadays :( I can find the craziest bagel types at bagel places - like stardust-coated chocolate-lavender herbed mouse-milk glazed bagels - but no one makes or carries egg bagels :(
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E Menendez 8 months ago
Well, not really. Your neighbor lives in the apartment you wanted, so...
Luke Branwen 8 months ago
If it's an apartment and the neighbor next door has it, wouldn't their apartment be, like, identical?
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Sarah 8 months ago
Very few females would take you up on that offer. Imagine you have a sister and she tells you she’s going on a date with a man she met on the internet … to go on a hike?!! Men and women think so differently sometimes!
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Michael Largey 8 months ago
Many women I've asked out have immediately suggested the possibility of me taking a hike.
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Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
I'd be in the next stall over suffering with Dash... but it'd be worth it.
TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago
Caffeine boosts digestion and iced coffee is made with milk
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 8 months ago
I'd be rushing to the toilet too, but it'd be coming out the other end.
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Doctor Strange 8 months ago
Its not a movie, but that's basically what the anime Azumanga Daioh is about. It was oddly compelling.
Peter Bear 8 months ago
There's also an anime, and the anime got a movie version. So... there is a movie! 'Azumanga Daioh! The First Movie'
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Rachel Pelz 8 months ago
Isn't that also the one where one kid fycks around spreading HIV?
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 8 months ago (edited)
Reminds me of a few Australian shows, like Sleepover Club.
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BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago
What?? I've seen her in serious movies, and she's an excellent actress. And frankly, as a man, this is a great film. I loved it.
OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
This is her skill level, she can make you think she's actually whoever or whatever she's playing. I loved her in I Tonya!
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Debby Keir 8 months ago
There's nothing behind her eyes because that's what the script calls for.
Anxious&Bored Bear 8 months ago
That looks a little like an "I'm uncomfortable and afraid" smile.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago
Omg, I thought her name was Angel, and that was her phone number. 🤦🏻♂️
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Detroit Citizen 8 months ago
As someone who partakes in the devils lettuce, that is most certainly not a high on food or snack
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Norm Gilmore 8 months ago
It was censored on the original posting so a rare case of not BP..
Load More Replies... Doctor Strange 8 months ago
I hate valentines day, simply because I never had any good memories. I was the kid who never got a valentines after the school stopped requiring people give one to everyone. Or worse, would get asked out as a prank.
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Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 8 months ago
It's called hyperfixation, it's a fun little thing that comes with ADHD (and I think autism? I have a bunch of autistic friends who hyperfixate)
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Kabuki Kitsune 8 months ago
Eh, when I worked in retail management, on our casual days, I loved wearing shirts that said things like "You're just jealous the voices talk to me, and not you", "There's definitely something wrong with me", "This is my human suit. I'm really a fox", and "Duct tape. It can't fix stupid, but it can muffle it."
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