Just one choclate bar wouldn't destry me financially... right?

Where's the Walrus option?

My mom actually does this every couple of months or so. She calls them her mini vaccinations and we can't disturb her unless it's an emergency. She's a Queen and deserves it. Edit:. Ha 🤣 of , of course I meant vacations. But it looks so funny I will leave it that way. I enjoyed the funny replies to my goof

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I hope you left a crisp $20 inside that thing.

Why is expedia censored ?

TONIGHT, WE STEAL…….. THE MOOOOOON!!

That sounds more like Air BnB

Its like as if "Taco Bell" is a show now

It's not only about charging your phone, either. CPAPs need to be plugged in, and that's medical equipment. I once had to ask a hotel for an extension cord so I could plug mine in. Fortunately, they had one. (They were very gracious about it. The room design was not the staff's fault.)

Number 1 and Number 2, how thoughtful.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Truth!

I like to edit them.

Very THIN sandpaper

It used to be the other way around.

My favourite hotel has a hand-held steamer...

He should have asked for the neutron rate : no charge

Here we don't have those little bottles of soap etc in hotels, there's a soap and shampoo dispensers on the wall of the shower. We try to reduce the plastic waste.

At least you didn’t brush your teeth with it!

The latter.

Just bought a bottle that advertises as shampoo and body wash with aloe and it seems to work well. I hate the zits you get on your back from half the shampoos

You guys don’t bring your own?

His hair probably felt fantastic afterward.

This seems like something Jim Gaffigan would do. Both ironically and unironically, actually

Isn't your hair part of your body? Therefore, does it really matter?

Were the plates drifting

You're supposed to eat it on the bed while watching the TV :D

This is where being near-sighted comes in handy.

Childfree hotels with pools need to exist.

Curious as to how that would work out, if the shower is more difficult and confusing does the rate increase or decrease? 🤔

Lin Manuel Miranda!!!!!

Just imagine a kid from Arkansas finding a "surfboard" in a Nebraskan hotel - that's what I call "surrealism"...

Yeah but in hell all coffee is decaf.

You can tell by the price. If it's not the cheapest item on the menu, they've added the dreaded twigs and shitt.

Basically pack our entire house up, unpack at the beach. A week later pack it all up and take the entire house back home.

Well, staff needs time to clean a room (or a holiday house). The less time, the poorer the job is done. I live in a tourist area with lots if holiday parks. Everybody here earns extra money by helping with cleaning, and being mostly farmers and fishers, the job is done very well and quick. Not fast enough for tourists, who sometimes stay late and arrive early. Especially the late stayers leave a complete chaos, fridge full, no dishes washed (there is a dishwasher), beds not cleaned up. We can do a 6 person house thoroughly within 1,5 hours, IF they followed the rental instructions. So if you are lucky and your house is the first I did, you can start your holiday at 1 or 2 pm instead of 3 or 4pm.

Could you explain ?

I do not get this, whyyyyyyyyy is this even a thing?!

Oh god, this. When I was staying in a hotel in Shanghai they would show the same ad for the same candy 5 times with 1 minute intervals, show two episodes of a random cartoon, a psa advising to prevent electrical fires, the same candy ad 5 times, an advertisement for some prestigious school, repeat until deemed ready to broadcast Octonauts.

Holidays give you new and exciting insights into yourself

It's easier to distinguish the vampires from the bodyguards.

Hey, I would settle for a coupon for the local pizza place.

I follow the Mann-Zaltzman rating system. Five-star hotel: pool has a swim-up bar; Four-star hotel: pool has a jacuzzi area; Three-star hotel: pool is full of kids; Two-star hotel: pool is full of dogs; One-star hotel: there's a body in the pool.

I once went mountain biking/camping in Mongolia for two weeks. Stayed in a Renaissance in Beijing on the way home. Caught up on the news by watching CNN while soaking in the tub. That's why.

What ?

Took me a second.

I stayed in one because it advertised breakfast. Breakfast was a basket with granola bars and instant oatmeal.

Just sit, so you don't need to see where to aim.

So you can get ALL the wrinkles out! 🤣

Addams Family Skin Lotion for that lovely ashen look.

Try testing, it's the best way to learn.