Always the way. Road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Nope

He's a Keeper

Nothing like a little retail therapy to drain the bank account.

Ain’t that the truth 😟 Same situation in Australia

Lovers, friends, family, workplaces....everything falls into this.

BOOP!

And fifties.

Upvote for cutest kitty

Me: I could but I don't wanna

Me: Meh. Or: f e c k.

I shan’t can

If you ever use this phrase then you are indeed "girly" and not a woman. And not someone that most of us would want to be around.

Did she seriously grub-hub McDonalds? That's basically paying somebody else to go bring you back some disappointment

Still save some of them, because you are more beautiful today than you will be a year from now, and you will look back and realise you didnt look to bad after all. You will cherish those pictures when you are old

Me: yay, anxiously scrolling BP because I can't believe I don't have a ton to do

Jesus suits blue, he should wear it more

Accurate

I envy your superpower. It takes me almost an hour to get ready

How is this "girly"?

I don't really get this one. When I am upset I will tell you I am upset and why. Otherwise, how can I expect things to get resolved?

It has been edited to 'hell' when the original probably said fùck

According to my mom, its always your own fault, for walking, with shoes, in that fashion.

Electronish

I've done enough socializing and interacting with clients my whole career. Now I just prefer to be alone. Ain't nothing left in the bucket, except kicking it!

Still my favorite Trunchbull. Emma Thompson wasn't menacing enough.

Anyone else smash their nose on the screen trying to read the stuff on the left?

Brilliant

true for all us introverts, am I right ladies!

At least I'm properly fed and watered before going out on 3h of sleep. Does it help? Afraid not...

In my mind, taking out one bag of trash allows me to take a break and rest until the next bag is ready to go.

"sir, why is the touch screen so furry?" "would you like to return it and get a new one?'' "sure-*realizes what it is* no thanks, but do you have any hamster cages on sale?" "..." "NVM bye *goes to a pet supply store"