I will become the crazy cat lady.

Never understood why people blow so much on a one day party. Or why people get married, for that matter.

Curly hair is an adventure. It will do whatever it wants.

Wish I was this quick, I’d think of it about 4 days later, at 2am!

Well into adulthood now, and I *still* don't understand it. Should note that my employer gives time for doctor appointments, but for anything else...?

The hair! Nailed it.

Says no one ever!

once upon a time i shaved, 2 minutes later i looked like a yeti

Because I might slim down enough to fit into them.

Take it as a sign, girl! Even drunk, the man would never cheat on you.

We awkwardly waddled

I feel ya!

There's no other way to interpret this. She's right.

The way my January is going I hope it's a free trial month for real!

This is why I love handheld shower heads... well, one of the reasons 😉

Good for you. I can't even make it past 5 seconds!

Definitely chaotic energy. An hour is the bare minimum, I need time to finish the chapter I'm reading, find socks, have a snack, and change four times.

I'd like to have that much resolution lol

That's why women have a significantly higher chance of dieing in a car crash. Everything's designed for men

You need a car seat at that height lol

Three months ago in Smithsonian magazine: Car companies are only required to test vehicle safety using crash dummies modeled after men. Compared to men, women are 17 percent more likely to die in a car crash and 73 percent more likely to sustain serious injuries in a front-end collision. Yet despite these discrepancies, car companies are only required to test vehicle safety using crash dummies modeled after the average man. Currently, when the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration tests how women respond to crashes, it uses just a scaled-down version of a male dummy. At 4-foot-11 and 108 pounds, it's roughly the size of a 12-year-old girl and represents the smallest five percent of women. In addition to being, on average, smaller and lighter than men, women also have differences in muscle strength and in the shape of the torso, hips and pelvis. These differences all change how their bodies respond to crashes. Nov 4, 2022

I'm 5 - Edit: I mean I'm 5' - and never seen better than when my physiotherapist decided to order me a booster seat for other issues I had.

I know this is usually general knowledge, but just in case - To determine how close you are supposed to be to the steering wheel: Have your shoulders resting flat against the back of your seat. Separately, keeping each arm straight, make sure that you are able to touch the heal of your palm to the top of the steering wheel in the middle. If your arm is bent, you're too close. If your shoulders leave the back rest, you're too far away. If your arms are completely straight at 10 & 2 on the steering wheel, in the event of an impact, you will likely end up with injuries to your wrists, arms, elbows, and shoulders. You're also more likely to cause injuries to your neck. As far as distance from the pedals, you should never be able to fully straighten out your legs. If you have an impact, you will likely end up with injuries to your ankles, legs, knees, and hips. And lastly, never drive with your thumbs hooked over the steering wheel, or over the airbag. They will get broken.

Heck, I needed a pedal extension, I'm 4'9"

I house sat for my friends while they went on their honeymoon. I also used their car. I am 5'2" (just under 158 cm). I borrowed a throw pillow to sit on. They asked me why I couldn't just pull the seat forward more. These are two men. I looked at them and said "boobs".

My dad had to put blocks on the pedals so my mom could reach them.

That's fine but maybe slide the seat back if you know you aren't going to be the next driver

Not too late to hide them in the microwave.

Never will I believe that a man missed a chance to challenge his inner hunter, to try and track his gf in hostile supermarket, which unveils its secrets for an observant and reasonable individual with manly motion detecting eyes.

Toddler logic:

I hope that's tears of joy and not some sort of underlying story between those two

that's what friends are for

You are not wrong.

Love it! Doesn’t sound like h*ll to me.

Hopefully this text exchange gets fed back to the girlfriend.

It's a lot easier if you develop an appreciation for fart jokes right now

I want it so hot that it peels 3 layers off my skin

"Work husband" or "work wife" are toxic social constructs and disrespectful to the actual husband or wife. That's just, of course, my opinion

100%

Random life tip, if someone is ranting, ask "Do you want solutions or do you just want me to listen?" I promise it will make their day

lol great pic

There must be something wrong with me because I cannot stop laughing! Surely it’s not the first time?

Never felt that way at 13. None of the girls (except 2 of them) wanted anything to do with the boys.

Yes. Just yes.

So the evening will be naughty fun.

My 5 year old step son called me sugar mamma in public as he doesn't know how to call me...