Yep, the longer the list, the longer the nap!

Nah man, I fell right from the intelligence

No longer cute

the story of my life

I say ignore trends, do what makes you happy, and screw popular opinion! Who the hell decided it was so damn popular to begin with?

nah reality hit me sooner than this

My slapping reality hits me at middle school.

Back in second grade I was reading books at sixth grade level and ever since then everyone's expectations for me have been raised and whenever I don't get a perfect score it's like the end of the world.

My reality hit me when I started flunking algebra and I realised that being successful wasn't as easy as it seemed

ouch must hurt

I thought I was smart until sixth grade.

SURPRISE MOTHER F**KER!

That's me

... decides to take pictures of cats instead.

yaaaaay

How I live my life lol

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die

Future me always despises present me... or in the future: Present me always despises past me

I'm at the point where, i don't bother trying to match my socks, so long as they are the same color, that'll do

#nofilter

I just want the sweet release of death. O_O

I always do that! I make really unnecessary turns, loops, and squiggles that delay my frickin brain to find the easiest f***in' answer.

Hahaha that face omg

wears cute underwear ... starts period .. is secretly sad.

don't forget the chainsaw cutting you in half

I can relate so much it's not even funny.

It's grapes alright

Her response though hahah

Personal space zone for humans: 20km, personal space sone for animals: non-existent

I love that "Nnngh" isn't capitalized ahahah, I read it so calmly hahahahahah

awww

yEEEEEEAH

Her "no"s need to be flashing like all those neon signs in Las Vegas, perhaps he'd notice then. *orders flashy, transportable neon signs*

Yeeees, so true! Doesn't matter if you made it through uni, high school can haunt you forever.

*silently cries in the corner with my cat on my head*

This so much! I always get asked for directions... and then accidentally send them in the wrong directions.

Forever and always gorgeous :3

love the little luggage <3

Additionally → When I hurt someone's feelings: "I do not deserve to liiiiive" TT_TT

I'm so glad I have my shih-tzu Charlie after seeing this.

I see myself 😁

Teenager: I will just eat a little cookie Next minute: (A big fat tummy comes out) Come on! Are u kidding me!? You useless frickin stomach.

Every single time. It never fails

Me everyday

lol haha its great

I deserve a treat for all of this healthy diet eating! I shall eat a big cake! Yay, CELEBRATION!

Mettaton.....

Painkillers saved my life on this.

My evil plan.....SUCCESS

Exactly!!!This is so me!

My phone is about to die, so I had a few similar episodes lately. The worst one was yesterday morning when the person next to me was listening the kind of songs I really wasn't in the mood to hear, but his earphones leaked too much sound.

I hate when people do this. I just enjoy when people like the same things.

Me next Thursday. Presenting my project that was due last Thursday. Where's the snakes?

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me! I forgot what it was already.