Cute little dragon

No jury would convict u

gollum

Mental development in a nutshell. Just imagine you had this pace of learning...you would probably cry, too! There are good books on how to interprete the signs, by the way. It does not make it easier to stand, but easier to understand.

This is because babies are not all the same shape. All the more reason to put all babies in dresses (regardless of gender) like they used to in the old days.

This has got to be what happens

This model is getting older and is a lot of work, we need a newer model that was so cute and easier to care for.

you in the last panel looks like the confused.com lady

Miam-miam, the good and tasty trash can!

and then they learn how to climb the table

*sharpens human-stabbing spear* Ready for dinner.

Babies are a scapegoat

Like a sleeping cat-you can't lift them up..

Sassy

Lol mine is doing this.

I particularly appreciate the saggy post-baby boobs :-)

Yup

or they pee themselfs in the face :D

Yeah, it should be " I slept like a father last night"

This is just called solisicited vs unsolicited advice.

Gah! A nipple! A female nipple!! Censor it quickly!

True

I learned recently with my siblings: If an infant is more happy than usual, you know somethin's up.

Are the blackout bars in the comics or did BP find them necessary? Inquiring minds want to know.

Lol

Couldnt get in and out of truck with those heels on...sneakers went on and step went on the truck!

I was the opposite. After my 2nd kid I felt decent about myself and my mom told me how fat I was and I looked at pics and she was right. I did gain 67 lbs and baby was only 7 of those, and I have since gained 27 lbs and still look pregnant most 4 years later. TBF I had some childbirth injuries that contribute to my lack of weight loss. And I am lazy.

Hubby better be out back warming up grill...I’m starving! And, it’s beer thirty so bye for now!

True, that's why I didn't use shoes with laces for years...

When explaining to your partner: "LISTEN, THERE WAS A SALE! oh and I even got toilet paper cuz it was a buy one get 2 for $$ amount which is much cheaper than the original price. And guess what? I...had...COUPONS!! (•̀ω•́)"

I used to think I’d have a tumor on my left hip for years to come