Upvote for "shleky". Very Don Martin of you.

LOL, me :D

Swim for your life, kid.

Ahh, to be a witch on a broom LOL

THE DAMN UTERUS IS PLOTTING I SWEAR reason 1: have something important? poof! ITS SHARK WEEK. reason 2: you got nice *white* underwear and wanna wear it? poof! ITS SHARK WEEK. reason 3 (and last): you’re finally confident in your body and can confidently say “i am not a girl!” ? ITS. SHARK. WEEK.

short for Stewart

Chocolate: the universal cure.

You were warned, buddy.

lipthtick

Swing and a miss

that's what my legs look like and I haven't shaved in 5 years...or more.... same with my pits lol

That burger makes me hungry. Not sure if that's a credit to the artist, or a function of my weak will.

Nina the stinky genius cat

What is a wristie

Hospital hustle!

Never had a ghost of a chance.

And who wouldn't

ah, the $hit show.

Millennial ouija board, excuse me while I call Hasbro

Not more of it, all of it instead.

It can be for two things!

Nice cheeks for such skinny legs

Rain in a limited area is the revised forecast.

Nothing is sacred

But will it keel?

Seems like the off ramps are backed up, Sandra.

Norman has issues

Norman price should have been sent to juvie ages ago.

Bates, then.

**** censorship. No I said **** it. **** It! ****!! Ow **** it... ****!!!

Hahaha murder... Pedocide is humor... 😲