Btw this is how preying mantises mate. By eating the males body it causes the male to ejaculate faster

BOOM! thats thunder

Argh! That's terrible and hurts like hell. Save the cake for later

WTH indeed

NOODLES!!!!!!!

I hate it when a Tweet is unavailable (especially when I can see the Tweet that follows it as a comment or an answer and I'm left to wonder what the original unavailable Tweet right before that is)

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Two of the 16 personality types identified by the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator(MBTI): INFJ = Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging; ENFP = Extroversion, Intuition, Feeling, and Perceiving (thanks, Google; we didn't learn that here at school)

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I don't get it...

My dad "gleeks" I hate it.