THIS! Rudeness is just a pale imitation of power.

Matt, you are mapping my whole life in these charts!

so true!

Now I'm stuck here looking at all the possibilities xD

I just got a text, Amber Heard, peed on a little girls lemonade stand. Just after Joe Biden came back to life.

Give your family my best, because Amber Heard isn't going to make it.

Hey sorry, my Harry Potter cardboard cutout just came back to life,

Give your family my best because Joe Biden peed on a little bit girl's lemonade stand.

What me? Save this? In my phone ? Never,...

Look over there, Joe Biden just came back to life.

Look over there my high school basketball team just came back to life

Give your family my best because my high school basketball team got assaulted by the mailman

Look over there! Amber Heard peed on a little girl's lemonade stand

Its been great talking to you but a mall santa just broke into my houe XD

I gotta run, my Harry Potter cardboard cutout got assaulted by the mailman

I just got a text: my imaginary girlfriend just broke into my house

There are 576 possible combinations

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"Look over there! My mother just broke into my house" makes me picture that the conversation is within sight for both to see said break-in 😂

I always like to go for the ridiculous ones. "Sorry to do this, but my high school basketball team just came back to life." There's a lot of great options but there's so much implied with that one. "Why are you sorry to do this? Your high school basketball team was dead? The whole team is being ressurected?"

Idk if anyone said this already but this shod be made into what excuse you get based on name/age/zodiac sign/etc make ones for yourself and look what your friends wod get fun for the whole family!!!

Ummm... Look over there! A mall Santa peed on a little girl's lemonade stand.

Sorry to interrupt you but my dog crashed my car

My high-school basketball team just came back to life loooool

Sorry to interrupt you, but my high school basketball team got assaulted by the mailman. / Look over there! Amber Heard peed on a little girl’s lemonade stand(should this really be unexpected?).

512 possibilities of getting out of a conversation. 1 fact that i am ded laughing

"Give your family my best because Amber Heard just peed on a little girls lemonade stand." This must be the best option. :)

i just got a text; my imaginary girlfriend peed on a little girls lemonade stand!

Give your family your best because Joe Biden crashed my car!

Yea! Pull this out when you want to leave. You might even let the other person choose the scenario.

Give your family my best because Amber Heard peed on a little girls lemonade stand.

This is great! I could read through the possibilities all afternoon long!

Sorry to do this, but my mother just broke into my house. 👍🏼

Look over there, my harry Potter cardboard cutout, just came back to life..... Perfect👍

Reading them across is so much better than randomizing them!

i gotta run, Amber Heard, isn't going to make it !!!!!!! hahahahahaha

My high school basketball team fell in the neighbors pool

Look over there! My dog got assaulted by the mailman

"Sorry to do this but Amber Heard just came back to life" Hahahahahaha.....

Im sorry but joe biden is splitting an atom in my backyard

"i wish i could talk but my high school basketball teem peed on a little girls lemonade stand"

I just say I have to pee. Usually because it's true.

I wish I could talk, but Amber Heard peed on a little girls lemonade stand :/

"It was great talking to you, but my imaginary girlfriend peed on a little girl's lemonade stand"

I hate it when my dog crashes my car

Look over there! Amber Heard peed on a little girl's lemonade stand

I read them across and couldn't stop laughing!