Shut up, I am not crying, you are crying...!

"Wed March 6: Dear diary, BP did not censor the word 'murder.' I think the end is near. I hope it won't hurt when everything ends."

How can lizard feet fall off?

"you can call me flower, if you want to" ☺️☺️

There should be an Oscar for "Best Humor Buy A Government Agency". Here it is.

I hope his name is Lorax.

The sacred sleep: if a small animal goes to sleep on you, you are legally obligated to not move a single muscle until it wakes up

My favorite are the bumblebee falling asleep while head on flower and butt outside !

They're so cute!!

I have now seen one, and wish to see many more

I don't know why, buy my brain perceives this little buddy as being the size of a squirrel. Where is the banana for context?

If anybody gets the chance to go to Fairbanks, Alaska, visit the Large Animal Research Station, they have musk oxen and reindeer and the occasional moose, including babies sometimes. Its super fun and educational

i'm on my way, new things and new places to see!

CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

All that potential qiviot!

Looks purposeful

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk.

The. Holy floof

It's hard to tell which one is the happiest

She's looking back like "And what do you intend to do about it, Steven?"

Good boi

Those dogs have no idea that they are small! In their minds they are mighty and strong!!!!

As they should have!

You gotta put a red ballon on her collar!

Damn! The lions in the other post have farted again )

I was eating a peanut butter sandwich one day. I knew my dog wanted some but I told her no. She jumped off the couch and ran to the front door next to the couch. I lived in a place that was 15’ x 7’. I put the sandwich on the counter in front of me instead of the TV tray I was using as a computer table for my laptop. She immediately ran back onto the couch to the TV tray to try to grab my sandwich thinking I put it there. The look of disappointment when it wasn’t there was so adorable. Sneaky little bugger. I had to give her a little tiny piece. 😹

the husky is like "don't move. i must not move"

cats are cats no matter the size :D

Barn owls are my favorite kind of owls ♥

I need one in my life. .. just saying lol

HOO! HOO!

Would otter plumbing be good name for a plumbing company?

When the cat printer is low on ink.

my last words will be "pspspspsp" :D

You see, the Spanish suffix -ito means small. This indicates the existence of the legendary EL MOSCO, which you seem to have captured on film. Bravo to you, send your photographic evidence to the nearest biologist to have it added onto the watchlist.

Boop for quest

Conventional wisdom has it that when the cows are lying down it will rain within 24 hours. If they are all standing it will remain sunny. And around here, if they are in the road, your fence is down.

And many more to come, Daisy! 💖

Can I interest you in accidental pot plant insurance ))

There are Green Thumbs, and then there are Green... Never mind, BP will censor me.

But doggo IS cute 😍

That's because they have very long legs under all those poofed up feathers

In my case it was "This dog needs a home" and I was like "Okay cool" and now she lives with me. And rules the house, obvs.

My then 5yo was freaked out by an elevator once as we went up from the parking garage into the "upper world"

It's not a phase mooom!!! *While listening to MCR*

Simba

Kangaroos are just fully evolved Pokemon

...or it will turn into Tasmanian Devil.

This is what I expect the girls bathroom to look like at a high school

It stops after 3 ways?! I'm on like 173947928347563837485739 in an hour...

Lynxes are so beautiful ♥

Chonky.

*gasp. So CUTE!

I knew it!!

He lost the fart off

The hippo's friends: "Don't eat that, Steve! Those things are full of sugar!"