100 % accurate!

Me right now 😂, that’s why I’m in BP at 3:55 am

just perfect, so much to think about then

Funniest so far. By a significant amount.

That's been me all my life. It's strange not having bruises. (And no I don't have leukemia.)

I'm in my 20s and my back hurts from sleeping. God help me when I'm 40.

So that's not just me?

Yes 😭

Wait till you get into the late 50s

Not to be that person but remember that food is fuel and you need it to function. Unless it's for a medical reason (a procedure that requires no food intake 24 hours prior) you NEED to eat. Never starve yourself for weight loss.

Also, how many innocent bystanders are killed in the big fight scenes/car chases, etc.

Hair??? What hair???

Try 70, when you can pull a muscle just brushing the dog.

Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone...

I’ve been doing that since my 20s.

Or one sudden move and you break wind. 😳

When I go for a haircut at the Turkish barbers, I always ask them to burn off the little bit of hair in my ears 👍

This has always been my definition of an epic party. Cheese, anyone??

this is relatable and im not even close to 40

It's called physical therapy.

Automatic ump, ouff , getting up or down, but just a heads up, in your 50s it’s followed by snap, crackle and pop

I always have and will have weekend plans, stay in bed and maybe watch a movie.

Welcome to your 70s, when all those other 70s are "elderly".

More like 30+ more years when it comes to politicians ...*cries*

more like pins and needles for no reason.

COOL Car commercials ;)

I need a Tums after a ride on the escalator..

It's like being assigned a new hobby you have zero interest in but somehow are unable to quit participating in.

How many pieces? 100 yeah fine. 1,000 now that would be some speedy piecing.

And sometimes no alcohol was involved

I married my best friend, so I kind of cheated the system a bit there.

YES

Ooooo I got a steam mop and it's one of my favorite things!!°

I'm singing it now, just from reading this and it's not even playing.

Your 60s: Time to flip.the mattress. WHAT? when did they start selling one sided mattresses??😡😡 Criminal!

Yeah that’s sad.

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Yup.

This news was disturbingly true and completely unexpected. I want a refund!

Or you smoke yourself in the face pulling it towards to you, that's always so fun!

Oh all sorts of stuff I used to dismiss I've come to realize is a problem! My ability to fall asleep at the drop of a hat for 3 hours straight? Yeah, that's narcolepsy.

The waitress probably wasn't hitting on your younger self either, she just has to be nice because it's her job.

I can't sleep naked. What if there's an intruder and we have to battle? Things need to be tucked in tight so as not to distract the masked man.

Ha, nope I'm still the youngest, the other two are planning retirement in the next few years.

I nice sponge always puts me in the mood. To clean. Don't be weird ya'll.

Started that in my 30s after years of construction and going to concerts.

I had mine removed in my 30s ☹

I have a magnet on the fridge that says, "I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house."

My phone stopped recognizing my face one time recently. I started flipping out like, well I guess I'm old and ugly now.

I'm starting to think, I might be 40, maybe in spirit.