Heck yeah. A pic that actually fits this post title.

If you run out of children, make again

I would accept my receipt for donuts if Mitch Hedberg was at the bottom of them.

Love it!!!

Sheesh, one little mistake.

You should apply for a position at CVS wearing this tie.

Well done

Aww, how charming.

Rickrolled!

RIP Mitch.

I want to know what kind of T-Shirt gets you that discount.

Priceless!!! 💕

refrigerator

Well I guess that’s how they decipher who ordered what, like that b***h that ordered the BLTCH

Silly dad jokes are everywhere

Ok, this one was really funny.

This... this seems a bit extreme even as a 'joke'

Don't forget pants

lol thays a nice way to reuse a resipt

The menacing Mr Ink...

Just saying this so the other guys stupid joke isn't seen by the masses Yes you can go ignore my wishes and read his comment No I won't get mad

Better than muchas gassy.

They must have been very kind - they had the most expensive item discounted.

Jesus Christ! $45 for a CAR WASH? If the cartels find out about this they will stop running drugs and change their business model.

Daaaaaaamn

That's crude

Bro that is now in my yo mama arsenal, alsong with 'yo mama so hairy her knockes have sideburns' and 'you mama so fat, she uses three eating utensils, an axe, a catapault, and a forklift'.

Well.....

Imagine someone who got this receipt who's mother died during birth. Not really funny.

😳

That’s cute

Is that Heisenberg poorly drawn?

Are you sure it isn't a Michelin cat? :)

I love it.

It's good to know yourself.

What's CVS and why are their receipts so big?

Maybe if he decided to be a decent human being instead of a wacko dictator he'd feel better.

thats what she said

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Reminds me of a local Chinese place a friend and I frequent. We had been going there for a long time before we saw our first non-Asian employee there.

Bob had been trapped in the pump for days, surviving by drinking the morning dew that condensed in the top of the pump. Macgyvering the receipt cutter to cut out a morse code pattern was his last hope.

He has obtained the essentials.

No you can't possibly be that desperate

Just gonna leave this here so you don’t need to see the other guy

Oooooh that’s a happy employee

Paradise by the Dashboard Diner.

Ha! I feel like I'm in 2nd grade with my calculator all over again!

Where does one find $0.33 tacos?

Brandon is either very popular or very not.

Muchas gassy.

There is a 20 minute MBMBAM but in this.

So far I noticed most receipts dated pre-Covid , more happier times