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#2

This Receipt My Dad Found

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359points

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Alditekim 1 year ago

If you run out of children, make again

98points

#3

I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did

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328points

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Kayla J 1 year ago

I would accept my receipt for donuts if Mitch Hedberg was at the bottom of them.

79points

#4

Most Receipts Just Say Something Like "Have A Nice Day!" Or "Thank You For Your Business"

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296points

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Persephone 1 year ago

Love it!!!

43points

#5

Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday

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291points

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JoJo Anisko 1 year ago

Sheesh, one little mistake.

64points

#6

So Thankful To CVS For Giving Me This New Tie With My Pepsi Zero

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280points

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gbic 3548 1 year ago

You should apply for a position at CVS wearing this tie.

8points

#7

Got This On The Bottom Of A Receipt Today

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277points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

Well done

42points

#8

This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop's Receipt

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264points

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Sweet_Dee 1 year ago

Aww, how charming.

29points

#9

My Receipt At The Local Wine Bar Had A Familiar Message

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232points

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Thee8thsense 1 year ago

Rickrolled!

82points

#10

My Restaurant's Receipt The Other Day. High Fives Were Given

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216points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

RIP Mitch.

49points

#11

My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint

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209points

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Brazen 1 year ago

I want to know what kind of T-Shirt gets you that discount.

68points

anon panda 1 year ago

The best one obviously

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Terry Rex 6 months ago

It's only 08 cents dude

0points

Phil Landsberg 1 year ago

The best kind. Clearly

0points

Puffy Panda 1 year ago

Dang it! Straight fries, but no gay fries!

9points

Fierrochase4life 1 year ago

I- beautiful. True poetry.

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

Yes, hundreds of Bored Pandas read it

7points

JustinTime 1 year ago

Chuck Norris went to Virgin Islands now they’re just called the Islands.

2points

Jeremy Evans 1 year ago

yes

0points

PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago (edited)

This needs more votes. Currently at 171. Send higher because of MULTIPLE funnies on this receipt! Should be near top!!

0points

Kirk Evans 1 year ago

"I just gotta see what a five dollar shake tastes like.". I think I got that close to right. Honk if you recognize the line.

0points

The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

Freshman 15? Is that an upsell?

0points

seriouslykarma 1 year ago

I'm guessing it's shorthand for ordering all the available toppings.

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THAT FURRY...... 1 year ago

i see chuck norris reference i upvote

0points

#12

My Local Sushi Joint Adds "Love" Onto Your Bill

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207points

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Electra Complex 1 year ago

Priceless!!! 💕

45points

#13

Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct

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206points

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Abby da great 1 year ago

refrigerator

41points

#14

My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt

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185points

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Vasana Phong 1 year ago

Well I guess that’s how they decipher who ordered what, like that b***h that ordered the BLTCH

36points

#15

Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant

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184points

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Vasana Phong 1 year ago

Silly dad jokes are everywhere

27points

#16

My Receipt Was Quite Dramatic

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173points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

Ok, this one was really funny.

52points

#17

I Think I'm Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now

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171points

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Ches Yamada 1 year ago (edited)

This... this seems a bit extreme even as a 'joke'

29points

#18

This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys

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166points

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FlatEarf 1 year ago

Don't forget pants

42points

#19

I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months

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165points

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Abby 1 year ago

lol thays a nice way to reuse a resipt

38points

#20

My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot

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160points

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Thee8thsense 1 year ago

The menacing Mr Ink...

24points

#21

Free Scarves

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153points

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FlatEarf 1 year ago

Just saying this so the other guys stupid joke isn't seen by the masses Yes you can go ignore my wishes and read his comment No I won't get mad

30points

#22

Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish

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143points

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Thee8thsense 1 year ago

Better than muchas gassy.

45points

#23

This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As “1 Kindness” On The Receipt

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138points

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Amused panda 1 year ago

They must have been very kind - they had the most expensive item discounted.

34points

#24

The Note On This Car Was Receipt

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136points

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David 1 year ago

Jesus Christ! $45 for a CAR WASH? If the cartels find out about this they will stop running drugs and change their business model.

49points

#25

Yo Mama Joke On Receipts

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131points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

Daaaaaaamn

72points

#26

My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It

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126points

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Erika 1 year ago

That’s cute

22points

#27

I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me

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123points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

Is that Heisenberg poorly drawn?

18points

#28

My Receipt Has A Taco Cat

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121points

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David 1 year ago

Are you sure it isn't a Michelin cat? :)

17points

#29

I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt

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119points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

I love it.

26points

#30

Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As “Crazy Linda”

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118points

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Thee8thsense 1 year ago

It's good to know yourself.

31points

#31

Forgot My Leash, CVS Receipt To The Rescue

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113points

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Himory TheDreamer 1 year ago

What's CVS and why are their receipts so big?

37points

#32

Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt

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111points

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Ann Dennis 1 year ago

Maybe if he decided to be a decent human being instead of a wacko dictator he'd feel better.

30points

#33

Table For 1: Mr. Michael Scott

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108points

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THAT FURRY...... 1 year ago

thats what she said

22points

#34

I Think The Receipt Printer Fell Asleep

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106points

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Red Panda 1 year ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…

14points

#35

Went To A Mexican Restaurant And Saw This On The Receipt. She Really Was The Only One

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103points

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David 1 year ago

Reminds me of a local Chinese place a friend and I frequent. We had been going there for a long time before we saw our first non-Asian employee there.

14points

#36

My Receipt Wanted To Be Festive

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95points

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David 1 year ago

Bob had been trapped in the pump for days, surviving by drinking the morning dew that condensed in the top of the pump. Macgyvering the receipt cutter to cut out a morse code pattern was his last hope.

65points

#37

My Boyfriend's Grocery Receipt

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92points

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Thee8thsense 1 year ago

He has obtained the essentials.

48points

#38

Those CVS Receipts Are Finally Paying Off

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91points

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FlatEarf 1 year ago (edited)

No you can't possibly be that desperate

28points

#39

The Receipt Of The Restaurant I'm In

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89points

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Waddling Land Fish 1 year ago

Just gonna leave this here so you don’t need to see the other guy

26points

#40

Noticed Something Strange About My Receipt

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87points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

Oooooh that’s a happy employee

31points

#41

A Receipt My Friend Got Yesterday

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85points

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Thee8thsense 1 year ago

Paradise by the Dashboard Diner.

31points

#42

Got The Best Ticket Number For My Receipt Tonight

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85points

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Sweet_Dee 1 year ago

Ha! I feel like I'm in 2nd grade with my calculator all over again!

45points

#43

Hard To Turn This Receipt In On My Work Expense Report. Read The Note At The Bottom

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83points

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Marlene James 1 year ago

Where does one find $0.33 tacos?

33points

#44

My Receipt From Panera

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82points

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

Brandon is either very popular or very not.

18points

#45

My Friend's Bar Bill

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81points

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Thee8thsense 1 year ago

Muchas gassy.

53points

#46

I Too Have A Funny Delivery Receipt From My Days Of Delivering Pizzas

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80points

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The other-other David Wong 1 year ago

There is a 20 minute MBMBAM but in this.

8points

#47

Always Check Your Receipts

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79points

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Vasana Phong 1 year ago

So far I noticed most receipts dated pre-Covid , more happier times

22points

#48

This Desperate-Sounding Receipt

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78points

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Philly Bob 1 year ago

PLEASE???

18points

#49

So We Asked For The Hottest Hot Mumma Burger At Grilled, This Was The Receipt

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76points

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PissedOffProfessor 1 year ago

Well...was it HOT???!!!

18points

#50

This Funny Message On A Receipt

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75points

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Monika 1 year ago

Why are there random F's between t and s?

11points

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#51

Just Had Sushi, This Was On The Receipt

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40points

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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago

May the Sushi be with you.

1point

#52

I Shipped A Toy And A Shirt. Here's The Receipt

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39points

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General Anaesthesia 1 year ago

The "R" was on a restroom break.

4points

#53

Beer Garden I Was At Printed An ASCII Beer Mug On The Receipt

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39points

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#54

The Receipt I Got Today (Read The Bottom)

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39points

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David 1 year ago

Charlie giving creeper vibes.

1point

#55

A Friend Of Mine Went Through A Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru And Saw This On The Receipt

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38points

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T5n 1 year ago

Back at my first job, we had a regular who would always get an americano for himself and a plate of bacon for his dog(named Winston). Whenever the would order, staff would put "for Winston" on the order.

17points

#56

Ordered Some Food. They Forgot To Ask My Name For The Receipt So They Put This Instead. They Weren't Wrong

Final score:

37points

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PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago

I hope no one's offended but this amused me.... and glad OP still has sense of humor

2points

#57

My McDonald's Delivery Receipt Seems To Say Obese

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37points

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JB 1 year ago

judgy

10points

#58

I Got A Laugh At The Name Of The Cashier On My Friend's Pickup Receipt

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37points

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Settled for Infamy 1 year ago

I'm more concerned about the vegetarian duck 🤔

20points

#59

My Cousin Just Found This Receipt From A Recent Beach Trip. He's Still Trying To Figure Out What The Hell He Spent $6 On

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35points

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Whitey Black 1 year ago

A Woo Woo is a drink that was popular with passengers traveling by railroad. The "woo woo" was the sound of the trains horn. And I also just made that up.

28points