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#2

She met Barack Obama

Final score:

279points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

The look on Obama's face.

69points

#3

I told her Darth Vader was the bad guy

Final score:

253points

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Carl 8 years ago

Well....vader did save Skywalker and killed himself instead, so......

57points

#4

She found out that I have a name other than "Mum"

Final score:

250points

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Liz Smock 8 years ago

The deception!!!

43points

#5

He met Bill Murray

Final score:

244points

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Nina Hadzic 8 years ago

I thought it was Tom Hanks

94points

#6

He doesn't want to go (even though we've repeatedly told him we're not going anywhere)

Final score:

231points

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Ching Limpangog 8 years ago

Nyahahaha!!!! :-D

20points

#7

Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)

Final score:

230points

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Devin 8 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

55points

#8

Microwave ate his lunch

Final score:

224points

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Gothilocks 8 years ago

I mean, fair enough. I'd cry too.

46points

#9

Miley was on TV

Final score:

204points

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Devin 8 years ago

I would cry too if I saw that video.

130points

#10

I wouldn't let him eat the rest of the football

Final score:

197points

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lerbedeknorst 8 years ago

But the football ate his hair first!

30points

#11

His dinner isn't ready

Final score:

176points

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Amy Eales 8 years ago

To be fair, I cry when my dinner isn't ready. And then I eat cereal.

73points

#12

I told her she can't marry daddy (...or her brother)

Final score:

168points

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Irina Diac 8 years ago

Seems legit, I wanted to marry my mom when I was her age. And I'm a straight girl.

53points

#13

I said "good morning"

Final score:

168points

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Animal lover 8 years ago

yep, I cry too if io heard that!! LoL

50points

#14

He couldn't fit all the crayons in one hand

Final score:

165points

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Grace Barclay 8 years ago

Frustration is possibly the worst emotion a child can have. Chin up, little one. Things get better.

38points

#15

The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair

Final score:

165points

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Vellichora 8 years ago

He looks so dramatic tho XD

66points

#16

Her brother joined her for breakfast

Final score:

164points

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Alina Purcell 8 years ago

He looks terrified lol

99points

#17

I wouldn't let him finish eating dirt

Final score:

150points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

That puppy face

57points

#18

I wouldn't let her wipe my butt

Final score:

148points

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Olivia Horner 8 years ago

Aw, kids...

26points

#19

I told him he could not take his unwrapped tampon out to run errands

Final score:

144points

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-1,000,000 Total Upvotes 8 years ago

If I were his mom I would show that picture to his future girlfriend

114points

#20

The muffins didn't come out of the oven cold

Final score:

115points

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Teresa Stockroske 8 years ago

We've all been there before. Lol

47points

#21

He Can’t Find His Rubber Ducky

Final score:

94points

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tsjah 8 years ago

haha & uhm..

17points

#22

He got stuck

Final score:

92points

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Carlee Franklin 8 years ago

How do u do that??How?!

5points

#23

We took her to a Justin Bieber concert

Final score:

91points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

My reaction exactly little girl, exactly

97points

#24

I told him we couldn't keep it as a pet

Final score:

88points

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Jeanne Deaux 8 years ago

Can't imagine his state when you told him you were going to boil it alive in the most cruel way... -_-

36points

#25

He didn't want to share his leg hole

Final score:

86points

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Samantha Wells 8 years ago

Do you think she wants to slap him?

52points

#26

I wanted to put his used nappy in the bin

Final score:

82points

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Frimpong Poku-Dankwa 8 years ago

He must protect his BUSINESS!

39points

#27

He thought that if he colored himself green he would grow into the incredible hulk

Final score:

81points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

That foot tho

54points

#28

She keeps dropping her fork

Final score:

77points

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Jana Bazoosh 8 years ago

Could be also evil laughter...

24points

#29

I can't fix his cracker

Final score:

76points

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Melanie Liang 8 years ago

....maybe he's crying because he thought that mothers could fix everything XD. At least I heard that almost everyone believes their mother could fix things at some point in our lives

15points

#30

I told him he couldn’t go trick or treating in March

Final score:

75points

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Cris Grudberg 8 years ago

That is going to be my kid one day, we love Halloween!

15points

#31

She dropped a receipt we got from the gas station

Final score:

74points

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Teresa Stockroske 8 years ago

Oh man... the person holding her is SO OVER IT.

56points

#32

I won't let her wash her face with the sponge that I use to clean the toilet

Final score:

70points

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Mairead 8 years ago

She's so pissed! Haha

13points

#33

He wasn't allowed to electrocute himself

Final score:

69points

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Frimpong Poku-Dankwa 8 years ago

I've been there lol

9points

#34

He doesn’t want the banana he wasn’t offered

Final score:

68points

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Tillie Martinussen 8 years ago

This is so hilarious! ????????????

10points

#35

I Broke This Cheese In Half

Final score:

67points

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Kelly Smith 8 years ago

As a parent I would not be amused. Not one bit.

7points

#36

He has a cereal bar in his left hand but he wants the cereal bar in his RIGHT hand

Final score:

66points

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Marika Stanway 8 years ago

Well, that IS a problem, clearly :) I hope he figured IT out :)

21points

#37

He discovered that his soup was homemade

Final score:

65points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

Heheh

7points

#38

I wouldn't let him lick the doormat

Final score:

63points

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Holly Woods 8 years ago

Ummm, hello, who doesn't lick doormats?

16points

#39

I wouldn't give him beer

Final score:

61points

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Daria B 8 years ago

I'd give him just a tiny tiny little bit, just to show him the taste and watch the reaction on his face.

40points

#40

I said he couldn't take the store's display wagon full of pink socks home

Final score:

57points

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Leen Pol 8 years ago

That's just too cute That's just too cute!!

9points

#41

I won't let her wear dirty underwear as a hat

Final score:

55points

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Marika Stanway 8 years ago

If it's hers, let her. Then promptly photograph it and print it on the top of her sweet 16 birthday cake ;)

34points

#42

She wouldn’t fit through the doggy door (note the open door right next to her)

Final score:

54points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

Haha

9points

#43

They received new hats

Final score:

54points

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Andrei Albesteanu 8 years ago

They must be having some fashion sense...

34points

#44

Her ice cream cake was cold

Final score:

54points

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Carlee Franklin 8 years ago

No dur

3points

#45

We said she couldn't have more bacon

Final score:

52points

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Devin 8 years ago

I would cry too if that happened to me!

36points

#46

I said that her sweater looked so soft and comfy

Final score:

50points

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Pi 8 years ago

My gorsh! A right Royal hissy fit, this!

12points

#47

The goat ate the goat food from his hand

Final score:

50points

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Teresa Stockroske 8 years ago

Let me guess.... He wanted to eat the goat food? Lol

20points

#48

I told him he was too young to watch Breaking Bad

Final score:

49points

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Heather Sefcik 8 years ago

Those eyelashes tho!

24points

#49

The neighbor's dog isn't outside

Final score:

49points

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Ronja Rövardotter 8 years ago

Aww :) an animal lover, how cute :)

17points

#50

There are only "ugly" outfits left in her drawers

Final score:

47points

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Csipai Betti 8 years ago

This cute little body contains 100% woman

20points

#51

I picked up the cat poop off the floor without her

Final score:

45points

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Walkus-Andrew Andrea 8 years ago

This one is going to be a handful

11points

#52

She walked in on me changing

Final score:

43points

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Elspeth MacKenzie 8 years ago

Lol! Well, that's kinda mean! Hahaha

12points

#53

She got inside the locker and couldn't figure out how to get back out

Final score:

43points

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Orxan Rasulzade 8 years ago

the best one!

10points

#54

She had to brush her teeth

Final score:

42points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

Closing her eyes won't help

18points

#55

I would not open the string cheese for her. It was a tampon

Final score:

42points

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Carly Childs 8 years ago

Haha....my son saw me carrying a tampon when he was younger and got mad bc I didn't give him any string cheese!

10points

#56

I wouldn't walk across "the bridge"

Final score:

41points

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Jana Bazoosh 8 years ago

Nice abs..

14points

#57

T-Rex’s jaw is not big enough to bite this Lego-man’s head

Final score:

40points

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Jana Bazoosh 8 years ago

If the Lego-man was bald ..

16points

#58

I told him he doesn't need sunscreen when it's raining

Final score:

38points

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Karolina Arancibia Valuskova 8 years ago

but he does...

9points

#59

I threw out his dirty band-aid... a month ago

Final score:

38points

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Heaven Scott 6 years ago

them little kid abs tho!!!!!!

6points

#60

Anna Kendrick's "Cups" song is on the radio, and I didn't have a cup to give her

Final score:

38points

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Tania Andini 8 years ago

frankly, i would cry too if this song was on the radio and i didn't have any cups to play it with. lol

5points

#61

There was a hotdog hidden in his cornbread

Final score:

37points

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Andrew Wozniak 8 years ago

my kid was excited to find a hot dog in her hot dog...

16points

#62

He can’t reach the pennies. They’re too far away

Final score:

36points

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Lena Hunter 8 years ago

Just wait until it's the tv remote

12points

#63

He can’t get down

Final score:

35points

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Lunarfox 8 years ago

How is that up anyways

5points

#64

His brother is also on a swing

Final score:

35points

Inga Korolkovaite

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Carlee Franklin 8 years ago

He just wants to be the cool kid

9points

#65

She doesn't want to come out

Final score:

34points

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MadameButterfly 8 years ago

Eeeewwwww

10points

#66

I wouldn't let him get a tattoo

Final score:

34points

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Max L. 6 years ago

you better be friendly with this good boy

2points

#67

I'm cooking her eggs instead of feeding them to her raw

Final score:

33points

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Rianna Panda 8 years ago

is she doing heil

7points

#68

He wasn't allowed to pee on the rocks

Final score:

32points

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Brian Hermann 8 years ago

He really needs to go.

6points

#69

He asked when he could be a baby again. I told him "never"

Final score:

32points

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Carina Leggett 8 years ago

Me too, little man. Me, too...

14points

#70

He put himself in timeout... For no reason

Final score:

31points

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tsjah 8 years ago

every other kid here; follow his lead ;D

9points

#71

He could not hold the railing and his cereal in the same hand at the same time

Final score:

27points

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Telmo Belo 6 years ago

Of course he could. in theory...

5points

#72

I refused to let him continue to play in his own vomit

Final score:

27points

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Iris Berry 8 years ago

SERIOUSLY MOM!

14points

#73

She Wanted To Travel Inside The Suitcase

Final score:

27points

Sylvia Snoopy

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Marie-France Lehoux 8 years ago

Oh. I always wanted to do that too little darling.

12points

#74

He cut his own hair

Final score:

26points

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Marika Stanway 8 years ago

Lol!

5points

#75

She can’t hold all three drinks at once

Final score:

26points

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Echo Dorr 8 years ago

thats my problem when i go to a bar

27points

#76

He got stuck under the barstool

Final score:

25points

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Lena Hunter 8 years ago

the look of pure terror in his face

16points

#77

She wasn't allowed in the mosh pit

Final score:

24points

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UltraMiner245 4 years ago

She ain’t ready for the mosh pit shaka brah

3points

#78

I won't let him spray the trees with sunscreen

Final score:

23points

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Emlyn Vo 6 years ago

Wow. Beautiful child <3

7points

#79

I wouldn't let him get me a beer

Final score:

22points

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Amber Ridgdill 8 years ago

Awwww he just wanted to be helpful :(

6points

#80

I told my 5 year old that the (18-24M) lobster costume might be too small on him

Final score:

22points

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frederic eeckman 8 years ago

Never tried a size too small for you, mom ? Thinking that whatever happen, it will fit ? Yep, we all did...

4points

#81

I washed the dirt and sand off his pear

Final score:

20points

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Martino Scanzani 6 years ago

Buzz Lightyear died due to this!

6points

#82

I threw away the gum he was chewing... that he found on the side of a trashcan in Old Navy

Final score:

20points

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Elspeth MacKenzie 8 years ago

Ewwwwwww!!!!!!

18points

#83

He couldn't open this bag of cereal with a fork

Final score:

19points

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Aesthetic club 1 year ago

If it wasn't a plastic fork

0points

#84

The goldfish came from the wrong place in the pantry

Final score:

19points

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Regina Salvo 7 years ago

pfffftttt

1point

#85

The Easter Bunny brought her an Easter basket

Final score:

19points

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Hamlets twin 8 years ago

That hopping bastard!!

14points

#86

I stirred his "fruit on the bottom" yogurt

Final score:

19points

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Marika Stanway 8 years ago

I would be crying about that too! It should never be mixed! :)

8points

#87

I asked him how he was doing

Final score:

18points

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Garreth Johnson 8 years ago

Me everyday.

19points

#88

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Maxi Pad

Final score:

18points

Jessica Prush

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C. Wang 8 years ago

she's such an adorable baby!

7points

#89

I turned off the TV because it was time to leave for Walt Disney World

Final score:

17points

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Daria B 8 years ago

"They tell me that I should get out more, but the TV is my best friend" ♬♪

9points

Sadie Ann Foy 8 years ago

Yeah. I know the feeling. We were already at the suite and I was watching Spongebob. My grandma turned it off and said it was time to go.

1point

Aesthetic club 1 year ago (edited)

Who would watch TV over Disney world? But tv is very addicting

0points

Liam Blasco (Grade 03) 3 years ago

Disney World vacation is better than TV, unless you take a car and live in Michigan with Motion Sickness like me.

0points

Regina Salvo 7 years ago

I would never! <3

0points

#90

I'm not in the pool with him

Final score:

15points

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Marie-France Lehoux 8 years ago

Aaawww...that's the first reasonable thing to cry on from this list!

16points

#91

The Tacos Weren't Ready.

Final score:

15points

Kathlene Charbonneau

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Clever Fool 8 years ago

I would be upset too. I <3 tacos!

9points

#92

I told him not to eat the power cord to my breast pump

Final score:

14points

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Dharma241 8 years ago

"Don't chew the powercord"...things you never thought you'd say, then you had kids.

12points

#93

I told her to stop playing with the trash

Final score:

14points

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Aesthetic club 1 year ago

Reasonable

0points

#94

We took the core out of his apple

Final score:

14points

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Pi 8 years ago

Lol! I like the fact that he's in diapers but seems to think shoes are needed to be dressed properly!

13points

#95

I wouldn't let him use the toothbrush he had just dropped in the toilet

Final score:

14points

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Marvinthemartian123 5 years ago

it might be DIRTY!

5points

#96

He can't drink the Easter egg dye

Final score:

13points

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Hamlets twin 8 years ago

Isn't that just vinegar and food coloring? Let him try it, at worst his mouth would be a different color for a bit.

5points

#97

I wrapped his Hannukah present

Final score:

12points

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Mairead 8 years ago

How DARE you!

6points

#98

I wouldn't let her eat Sriracha

Final score:

11points

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Amelia Lemoine 8 years ago

Let her eat it see how it tastes

17points

#99

The Wrapper Had A Weird Taste ( She Had No Idea What Chocolate Was )

Final score:

8points

Nicole F

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Regina Salvo 7 years ago

Dude she is in the same outfit and it it fits.

1point