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40 Parents Are Sharing All The Hilariously Absurd Reasons Why Their Kids Cry, And You Couldn’t Make Them Up

There are many reasons to cry, but it's usually the kinds of extreme feelings of happiness or sadness that get the waterworks flowing. Not for kids, though. Kids quickly learn that crying, meltdowns and temper tantrums get a reaction from their parents, and can begin bawling in dramatic fashion at the drop of a hat.

Because we know this, we are allowed to laugh at the seemingly cataclysmic situations that these cry babies find themselves in. Although it might seem that someone is about to die, the kid just isn't allowed to eat the cat food. Or throw books at her parent's faces. Or any of the other absurd reasons why kids decide to show their skills on how to cry. As a sequel to our previous post, we here at Bored Panda have made another list of the hilariously ridiculous reasons people caught kids crying for. So scroll down below to check it out and share your own fussy baby stories in the comments!

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40 Parents Are Sharing All The Hilariously Absurd Reasons Why Their Kids Cry, And You Couldn’t Make Them Up

The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It

We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!

I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

The Face Of Someone Who's Mom Wouldn't Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast....

The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can't Bring Them Back

He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack

I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend

I Told Her She Couldn't Go Inside The Dishwasher

I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat

He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined

Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors

Won't Let Her Throw Books At My Face

Because She Doesn't Have "More Toes" To Paint

Sean Said The Word...green

He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.

I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I'm A Monster

I Won't Let Him Eat The Cat's Food

All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.

Daddy Touched My Balloon

I Didn't Let Her Run Into The Road

Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath

I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash

Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?

Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted

He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose

She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”

I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker

I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink

Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb

She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!

Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!

I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die

She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s

We Got A New Microwave

I Wouldn’t Let Her Wear Her Sandals Into The Snow

I Won’t Let Him In The Dirty Slimy Pool Until I Clean It

Her Cheese Broke... After She Bit It

I Wouldn't Let Him Finish Eating The Paper Clip

Wouldn't Let Him Play In The Public Restroom Garbage Can

Told Us She Wanted A Tattoo (Fake) On So We Put It On And Then She Started Crying

Norah Asked Me To Kick The Ball On The Beach. So I Kicked The Ball On The Beach. My Mistake....

I’m Making Her Have A Cup With A Lid...because She Already Spilled The One That Didn’t

I Won’t Let Her Sit In The Trunk

Wouldn’t Let Him Touch Cat Puke Before I Cleaned It Up

I Wouldn’t Let Him Have A 10 Books, 2 Packs Of 30 Biros And A Metre Long Pack Of Galaxy

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Sit In The Back Of The Cart.... On The Chips.... Crushing Them

Because I Told Him Be Careful

I Wouldnt Let Him Take A Strangers Scooter Around The Park

Husband Was Playing With Her, But He Wasn’t Doing It Right

I Told Him He Couldn’t Put My Makeup Brushes In The Toilet

I Didn’t Let Him Eat The Sponge…

He Wants His Birthday Cake Now. His Birthday Is In 12 Days

I’m Sorry But You Cannot Wear Your Slippers And Wellies At The Same Time

Chewing Your Food And Then Spitting It Back Out Doesn’t Count As “Eating” And Your Mother Won’t Let You Watch Television

I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink My Coffee

He Started Crying Because His Shirt Sleeves Weren't Long Enough

I Won't Let Her Play In The Toilet

I Wouldn’t Give Her Another Bite Until She Swallowed The Previous One

I Forced My Children To Take An After Dinner Walk

I Asked Her Not To Lick The Lotion. What Was I Thinking!?

When The Sticker That’s Been Stuck To The Bottom Of His Shoe Finally Falls Off And I Tell Him It Won’t Go Back On

I Wouldn’t Open Up A New Box Of Raisins Because There Was Already One Open

He Asked Me To Cut His Strawberry... Not Both Strawberries

I Wouldn’t Let Him Empty All The Silverware Onto The Floor

Because There's A Baby Picture Of His Sister In A Frame On The Wall

I Wouldn’t Get Him Cake While We Still Have Cake At Home

I Wouldn’t Let Her Dump Her Cheese Toast On The Gym Floor Before Eating It

I Wouldn't Let Her Pick Rhinestones Off A Headband And Eat Them

Crying Because I Won’t Hold Her While I’m Going Potty

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