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There are many reasons to cry, but it's usually the kinds of extreme feelings of happiness or sadness that get the waterworks flowing. Not for kids, though. Kids quickly learn that crying, meltdowns and temper tantrums get a reaction from their parents, and can begin bawling in dramatic fashion at the drop of a hat.

Because we know this, we are allowed to laugh at the seemingly cataclysmic situations that these cry babies find themselves in. Although it might seem that someone is about to die, the kid just isn't allowed to eat the cat food. Or throw books at her parent's faces. Or any of the other absurd reasons why kids decide to show their skills on how to cry. As a sequel to our previous post, we here at Bored Panda have made another list of the hilariously ridiculous reasons people caught kids crying for. So scroll down below to check it out and share your own fussy baby stories in the comments!

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The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

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Dream Wolf
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, the name is pretty deceiving for a kid. I used to think it was gold too

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But what are some legitimate reasons why your child might cry? There is usually something deeper going on behind these tantrums over nothing, the most common of which is over-tiredness. One of the most frequent reasons cry is just simple fatigue, and it can lead to some pretty irrational behavior.

Keep an eye out for common signs of tiredness like as rubbing eyes, yawning or looking a little glazed over in the eyes. It might just be time to settle your little one down for a nap to help them get back into a better mood, and not fly into a temper for the most absurd reasons.

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    Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It

    Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It

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    knittin' kitten
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem solving learning experience. He's not got it figured out is all. He'll learn

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    #3

    We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

    We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

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    Just we get a little grumpy and diva-like when we are hungry, so do kids. Usually they will tell you straight out that they are peckish, but for kids who can't speak yet, crying is the way to get their point across. So if ridiculous reactions to silly things are occuring, reach for a healthy snack and see if that helps.

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    Kids can get stressed out too, which can also be a cause of irrational crying. Some parents, while meaning well, can overload and over stimulate their kids with playdates, soccer practice, language lessons, you name it. Sometimes kids need a little peace and calm so they can relax and unwind, just like we do.

    #4

    She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

    She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

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    Falcon
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you don't ask a child that young what they want for dinner and just make something. The end result will be the same in both cases. 😅

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    #5

    He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

    He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

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    Lyop
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know how many times I cried cos I wanted to get on The Magic School Bus? Very valid reason to cry tbh...!

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    Kids can be hungry for attention, and if they have learned that crying gets it, they will keep it up. Even negative attention, telling them to stop it and shut up for example, reinforces this kind of behavior. If you know your child is having a tantrum purely for the attention, it's best to ignore them. It's no fun to scream and shout the house down if nobody is listening!

    If you give plenty of positive attention to your child, this kind of attention-seeking should be less of an issue. Let them know that good behavior is rewarded with positive reinforcement, offer lavish praise and set aside some time each day to play, together, one on one.

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    #6

    He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!

    He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!

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    Nimthirielle
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! My daughter did that, she put it on her mouth and said it was her doctor mask! :D

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    #7

    I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

    I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

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    Dream Wolf
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that kids seem to think that parents have these magical powers that can manipulate the world around them. It's kind sweet

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    So, funny as these irrational kids and their tantrums might be, there is bound to be another reason beyond the 'wrong color M&M' to their distress. Let the tantrum run its course, and find out the real reason why your kid is acting like such a diva!

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    The Face Of Someone Who's Mom Wouldn't Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

    The Face Of Someone Who's Mom Wouldn't Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

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    #9

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast....

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast....

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    The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can't Bring Them Back

    The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can't Bring Them Back

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    He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack

    He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack

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    meow point1
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he had a dream about it and is confusing it with reality because of his young age.

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    #12

    I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend

    I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 57 yr old ex is still mad at his mom for,killing his pet bumble bee when he was 10

    Sasy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this 47 year old is still very angry that her pet cicada was stepped on on purpose, it even had a leash made from wool. The pain is real

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    Letitia Hedding
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this, I once had a friend and mum through him out, he was a piece of staring from out carpet

    Chihuahuarocks7
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get angry at my dad when he kills spiders I only wanted him to throw outside. I can relate to this kid too.

    Elizabeth Tunney
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a spider friend. Wasn’t poisonous, just a house spider. My dad killed it. When I was younger I had a ladybug pet for about a month I think, till she escaped. Reincarnations of her visit me once in a while

    Andy
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha My youngest Granddaughter is like that, she loves all bugs, her uncle stood on a spider, she went into melt down.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this case "Snapy" might be very, very helpful......https://www.amazon.de/Snapy-Insektenf%C3%A4nger-gelb-gr%C3%BCn-blau/dp/B000RL8L6C

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    #13

    I Told Her She Couldn't Go Inside The Dishwasher

    I Told Her She Couldn't Go Inside The Dishwasher

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    He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined

    He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined

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    Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors

    Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors

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    Because She Doesn't Have "More Toes" To Paint

    Because She Doesn't Have "More Toes" To Paint

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    #20

    He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.

    He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.

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    I Won't Let Him Eat The Cat's Food

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Cat's Food

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    Lomion
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *First child* You don't let them eat cat's food. *Second child* If they eat cat's food, that's cat's problem, not yours.

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    #23

    All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.

    All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.

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    #25

    I Didn't Let Her Run Into The Road

    I Didn't Let Her Run Into The Road

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    Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath

    Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how it was as a kid, you didn't want to get in the bath but when you were in there, then you didn't want to get out

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    #27

    I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash

    I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash

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    #28

    Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?

    Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?

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    Giovanni
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genevieve is a lovely name, we need less weird spellings and more middle ages names please

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    #29

    Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted

    Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted

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    He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose

    He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose

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    She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”

    She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”

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    meow point1
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sympathy probably. She's still too young to properly understand that it would hurt, and the parent saying, 'ouch' lets her know that it does and she's crying because she caused her mother/father pain.

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    #33

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink

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    Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb

    Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb

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    She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!

    She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!

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    #36

    Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!

    Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!

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    Kristy P
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sire it's fuzz & not the too-small teething necklace that should probably be taken off since he obviously has his teeth?

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    #37

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die

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    She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s

    She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s

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    I Wouldn’t Let Her Wear Her Sandals Into The Snow

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Wear Her Sandals Into The Snow

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