I laughed entirely too hard at that.

"Because it's devastating to my case!" -Liar Liar

Please, we're in a courtroom- let's keep it professional Mr. Spaghetti.

Burn!

Thanks for affirming my defense judge!

Had to check. 7 month old heifers weigh at around 200 kg. Seems large enough for me ;)

Fantastic a**holes and where to find them

Complete and utter California :D

Thug life!

Well that’s all right then.

Judge: Agreed! Defendant, you are hereby ordered to refer to officer Baggins by his real name!

ouch

Not anymore anyway.

If you don't think you'll live to see your next court date, you might want to consider retirement.

poor stenographer

Soft banjos in the background

Poor person. This did not mean that they were stupid, just did not understand the question. It happens to all of us one time or another. Or They might have been mentally challenged and nobody knew.

If stupid was a crime.... Life without parole for this one

Ba dum (tss)

Oh my Rao, where's a babelfish or universal translator when you need one

😂

Maybe it was more than obvious to the judge after the marriage proposal, that the respondent wasn't competent enough to participate that day.

I think you mean "a long while"

The infamous Papaya gang strikes again.

👻

Hmm, wonder if they were a professional dancer and trying to impress the judge or a amateur trying to impress the judge, or either one just dancing for shîts and giggles???

Well damn

Piano wires and salmon? Wow that sounds like an interesting murder case!

a female what?

I mean it could be argued that it shows a demonstrable lack of good judgement.

Would that work? Asking for a friend!

timely!

I wanna say this one aired on TV

This isn’t fair. Court mandated urine tests are observed- someone is watching the stream leave your body and anger the container. Personally I had major pee anxiety under these circumstances and was unable to go so yeah.

Dad's attorney the day before: "Try to find a calming and quiet environment for the call." Dad's attorney now: 🤦🏽

“Your honor my client both likes and has big butts and cannot lie, as he is under oath.” “The jury cannot deny.”

Did you or didn't you 🤷

40 per month? Tell me the judge is a man without telling me the judge is a man.

Does that work?!?

Highly unlikely that the judge shouldn't already know this.