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The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

Final score:

160points

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JuJu 4 years ago

The bust could fall over and kill you with your pants down. And when you go to hell, you wake up again in that bathroom

113points

Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator

Final score:

151points

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Kateryna 4 years ago

It kinda sounded like a poem at the beginning

60points

Bored Panda contacted Andy Donaldson, the creator of the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos blog, to find out more about the project. Everything started when Andy was flat-scouting online in London back in 2013. “Before long, I was spending more time saving hilariously bad photographs to my desktop than booking viewings, which left me with a dilemma: What to do with the photos?” After he posted a couple of gems with a caption, it went down really well and that’s how the now-famous blog was born.

During these past 7 years, Andy has noticed that agents are gradually catching on to the importance of listing photographs. “Perhaps partly due to the risk of appearing on Terrible Real Estate Photos, the level of professionalism is definitely improving,” said Andy. Of course, that doesn’t mean there isn’t still tons of potential material for him, but these days it’s “less hit and hope than it used to be.”

As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek

Final score:

147points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)

Aww, poor george. No body should be left behind.

112points

The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin

Final score:

111points

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kurisutofu 4 years ago

Hmm, the rugs and the bowling pin are not the biggest problem here.

101points

When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful

Final score:

110points

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M Adams 4 years ago

Only if they come with the house

24points

The reason why Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos keeps on having continued popularity is because of its universality. Andy says that everyone has looked for a house or a flat online, and everyone who has seen these photos out there has wondered the same thing: “why you would ever take a photograph of a sock in a fridge?”

It turns out, the horrible real estate pictures were also recognized by the art world. It was selected for a standalone exhibition in Pavilion 1 of the Hamburg Triennial Photography Exhibition, which Andy believes is a “testament to the German sense of humor.”

“Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”

Final score:

110points

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DKS 001 4 years ago

the f?

73points

Off-Street Parking

Final score:

110points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

The automobile looks like a vintage Mini. Perhaps, it no longer runs and is a collectors' item. That is my best guess.

57points

I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It

Final score:

104points

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MacDudu 4 years ago

I think some of these pictures are unfair because rather than being bad or unusual examples of decor, they shame people with problems such as hoarding, infirmity, poverty etc.

48points

One of the worst estate images Andy has seen throughout these years is the horse in the kitchen, “no question.” He explains: “There was no comment or explanation, and all the other photos in the listing were horse-free.” The recent worst one belongs to an image featuring a painting of a woman breast-feeding her dog and “it still haunts my dreams,” confessed Andy.

#10

I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished

Final score:

98points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Fine, You've gone cold on me and that's not cool.

54points

#11

Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay

Final score:

97points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Lol, "frisky middle-aged woman", that will be me in a couple of years 😂😂😂 If you visit me make sure to bring more chardonnay!

51points

#12

The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors

Final score:

96points

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J. Zingler 4 years ago

Whats wrong with the washing machine?

18points

#13

We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something

Final score:

95points

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i like jelly 4 years ago

this is interesting...

20points

I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day

Final score:

94points

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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

Holy s**t, that tv is way too big for being so close. Either get a smaller one, or move it back (a lot).

50points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Or the owners have very bad eyesight.

11points

Lemonclouds20 4 years ago

The chandelier would block the view

2points

Thomas Helms 4 years ago

Looking at the sliver of wall opposite the bed, it looks to be mirrored, much like the back wall.

2points

Craig Bryant 4 years ago

Looks damn near perfect to me.

0points

Jo Ellen Washburn 4 years ago

My husband would beg to differ.

0points

Margaret Wells 4 years ago

I want!!!!

6points

Kylee 4 years ago

Yees

1point

Mitchell Martin 4 years ago

Damn, that’s the way to live

5points

Matthew Smith 4 years ago

Perfect for watching porn.😆😆

3points

To Blave 4 years ago

Is TV really that important?

3points

Jon Sleeper 4 years ago

Hope this house isn't in earthquake country.

2points

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Don't see the problem.

2points

Jeremy 4 years ago

that would kinda be a little cool

2points

I_am_clearly_a_pidgeon 4 years ago

I smell extensive porn consumption

2points

Kjorn 4 years ago

yeah… smell is the good word i guess...

3points

it's me again 4 years ago

Someone has priority issues.

1point

Dutch VanZandt 4 years ago

Spoils the whole room for me.... along with the chandelier and the mirrored wardrobes.

1point

Id row 4 years ago

If it was retractable, maybe, but like that permanently? God, no.

1point

Slune 4 years ago

Maybe it's just another mirror

1point

JessG 4 years ago

This is great!!

1point

Bradley Meek 4 years ago

Definitely not in an earthquake zone

0points

weatherwitch 4 years ago (edited)

Ugly as f*ck with the TV like that!

0points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 4 years ago

Well, if you're nearsighted...

0points

Kiss Army Premium 4 years ago

I'd have to sleep with one eye opened because I would be afraid it would fall on me!

0points

Joanne Hudson 4 years ago

Interactive porn?

0points

Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago

At least he doesn't have to wear his glasses to bed!

0points

Diane Herman 4 years ago

With all those mirrors in the room, I'd say they are watching themsleves, too.

0points

Lisa Yario 4 years ago

Instructional videos anyone???

0points

Connie Martin 4 years ago

A feng shui nightmare. Literally. Sheesh.

0points

Tiffmeister 4 years ago

Subtly kinky bedroom

0points

Donna Reynolds 4 years ago

Too many mirrors, no wall space.

0points

SciFi Vortex 4 years ago

Perfect for lying back naked and watching the "Sound of Music".

0points

Ruth Beaty 4 years ago

At least it isn't a mirror...

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I don’t seethe problem. Many people have TV’s in their room and this way saves space.

0points

Randi Roble 4 years ago

It looks like the wall across from the bed might actually be a doorway. And with mirrored closets, where else would the tv go?

2points

John Augsburger 4 years ago

It fits like a humvee in a fridge!

-1point

Abigail Gutiérrez 4 years ago

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-3points

YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

If the ceiling falls on you I think the tv doesn't matter...

3points

#15

That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold

Final score:

82points

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago

What in the world is that creepy animal under the counter? o_O

36points

#16

How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog

Final score:

77points

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Peachikeen 4 years ago

Stop the planet, I want off

108points

#17

The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep

Final score:

74points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Great, a house and a free poltergeist!

25points

#18

This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever

Final score:

69points

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RaroaRaroa 4 years ago

It's all hideous, but a creative way to have a full size bath in a tiny room. Or almost in the room.

35points

#19

4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading

Final score:

62points

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Baked Panda 4 years ago

I can just here Jeff Foxworthy now... "You know your a red kneck when ya park your ATV in the living room so both of y'all can Netflix and chill"

39points

#20

Bob Would Smile To Himself Whenever He Thought Of The Money He’d Saved By Not Installing Air-Con

Final score:

57points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

This looks like it belongs in a horror movie.

50points

#21

I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?

Final score:

56points

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John Augsburger 4 years ago

Absolutely, do you realise how much that armour weighed?

29points

The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat

Final score:

56points

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Vaida Kuodytė 4 years ago

It's the best thing about this room. Like wtf even is that mess in the corner.

31points

#23

You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both

Final score:

56points

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YoyoSthlm 4 years ago

Surely they don't live like that?

12points

#24

Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood

Final score:

55points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Disgusting

90points