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This Instagram Account Collects Terrible Real Estate Pics, And Here’s 24 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)
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Selling a property is a big deal. I’d be running errands with a camera crew trying to take immaculate snaps, catching the tiniest dust, staging the best possible facade—something my flat could never be. But you gotta let the pros do their job.
And some real estate agents couldn’t care less. Because when it comes to attracting potential buyers, the advertised pictures hit the bottom of the barrel. And we’re talking standards. From nasty décor and filthy interiors to prison-like rooms and "holy cow, what's that thing," these property photos are quality nightmare material. Thanks to the blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, which celebrates “low standards and a lack of attention to detail,” we now know how not to sell a property. And it’s fairly easy: whatever you do, just don’t post that goddamn pic. After you’re done, check out our previous post with terrible real estate photos here.
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#1
“As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From Uneasy Dreams He Found Himself Transformed Into A Black Gym Ball”
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#2
The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else
#3
Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator
Bored Panda contacted Andy Donaldson, the creator of the Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos blog, to find out more about the project. Everything started when Andy was flat-scouting online in London back in 2013. “Before long, I was spending more time saving hilariously bad photographs to my desktop than booking viewings, which left me with a dilemma: What to do with the photos?” After he posted a couple of gems with a caption, it went down really well and that’s how the now-famous blog was born.
During these past 7 years, Andy has noticed that agents are gradually catching on to the importance of listing photographs. “Perhaps partly due to the risk of appearing on Terrible Real Estate Photos, the level of professionalism is definitely improving,” said Andy. Of course, that doesn’t mean there isn’t still tons of potential material for him, but these days it’s “less hit and hope than it used to be.”
#4
As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek
#5
The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin
#6
When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful
The reason why Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos keeps on having continued popularity is because of its universality. Andy says that everyone has looked for a house or a flat online, and everyone who has seen these photos out there has wondered the same thing: “why you would ever take a photograph of a sock in a fridge?”
It turns out, the horrible real estate pictures were also recognized by the art world. It was selected for a standalone exhibition in Pavilion 1 of the Hamburg Triennial Photography Exhibition, which Andy believes is a “testament to the German sense of humor.”
#7
“Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”
#8
Off-Street Parking
#9
I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It
One of the worst estate images Andy has seen throughout these years is the horse in the kitchen, “no question.” He explains: “There was no comment or explanation, and all the other photos in the listing were horse-free.” The recent worst one belongs to an image featuring a painting of a woman breast-feeding her dog and “it still haunts my dreams,” confessed Andy.
#10
I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished
#11
Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay
#12
The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors
#13
We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something
#14
I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Holy s**t, that tv is way too big for being so close. Either get a smaller one, or move it back (a lot).
#15
That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
What in the world is that creepy animal under the counter? o_O
#16
How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog
#17
The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep
#18
This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever
RaroaRaroa 4 years ago
It's all hideous, but a creative way to have a full size bath in a tiny room. Or almost in the room.
#19
4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading
Baked Panda 4 years ago
I can just here Jeff Foxworthy now... "You know your a red kneck when ya park your ATV in the living room so both of y'all can Netflix and chill"
#20
Bob Would Smile To Himself Whenever He Thought Of The Money He’d Saved By Not Installing Air-Con
#21
I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?
#22
The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat
Vaida Kuodytė 4 years ago
It's the best thing about this room. Like wtf even is that mess in the corner.
#23
You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both
#24
Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood
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Peter Kelly 4 years ago
I can honestly say that in the course of my work I have seen versions, most worse, of every one of these. Perhaps the most memorable were a bathroom that was entirely jet black (literally every square inch), not through decoration but a thick layer of mold, and a living room that had the clear outline of the body that had rotted there for a couple of months; the smell was indescribable (and there has been dogs living there which had left 'messes' everywhere). Nice!
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
I wished to know the price of some and see the rest of the house of others.
Amy Hufford 4 years ago
I use to work for a real estate and take inspection photos of reo houses for HUD, Fannie Mae, and banks. Sometimes I think people just filled their house with a crapload of junk because they lost it. And I found a few doozies, mushrooms and fungi, a toilet you had to climb like 5 stairs to get to, bedbugs, and some orange dust all over a house in the country (I hated going in there, never found out if it was hazardous). Also had a house with an awesome basement that was ruined with mold when it flooded from heavy rains.
Peter Kelly 4 years ago
I can honestly say that in the course of my work I have seen versions, most worse, of every one of these. Perhaps the most memorable were a bathroom that was entirely jet black (literally every square inch), not through decoration but a thick layer of mold, and a living room that had the clear outline of the body that had rotted there for a couple of months; the smell was indescribable (and there has been dogs living there which had left 'messes' everywhere). Nice!
Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago
I wished to know the price of some and see the rest of the house of others.
Amy Hufford 4 years ago
I use to work for a real estate and take inspection photos of reo houses for HUD, Fannie Mae, and banks. Sometimes I think people just filled their house with a crapload of junk because they lost it. And I found a few doozies, mushrooms and fungi, a toilet you had to climb like 5 stairs to get to, bedbugs, and some orange dust all over a house in the country (I hated going in there, never found out if it was hazardous). Also had a house with an awesome basement that was ruined with mold when it flooded from heavy rains.
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