50 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated “Rare Insults” Twitter Page (New Posts)

Is it just me or does that sound like something Kat might actually say?

Sorry, if it's not clear that this is a joke, I don't condone murdering people. Attractive or otherwise.

What on planet earth did I just read?

"lovely nasty tweet" made me smile :D

*sizzling*

You almost spelt your BP name saying that

Watching you burn ……….

Coffee shop is fine, the other 2 no

Depends on the way you do it. If you've read the book I'm reading and can recommend another one like it, go ahead, talk to me in the library. If I'm about to hurt myself on the equipment in the gym because it wasn't explained properly, go ahead, talk to me in the gym. After an innocent exchange of words, leave us alone. If we're interested, we'll let you know.

Class! Thumbs up my sire

Marjorie Taylor Greene is an outstanding example.

The machine is usually not broken, they're just a huge PITA to clean, so they won't use them.

dont upvote this, it's a 69 upvotes

Any time I've ever tried ordering ice cream from one

Forbid them and they may obay when your there, (until they rebel?) teach them how to deal with things in life instead perhaps?

1/2 Controlling parents create lying kids who find ways around everything who also have massive anxiety and are afraid of their parents cause of how they react when getting caught, the first time I was raped, my mom said it was my fault for being slutty, I was wearing leggings with a giant hoodie that goes halfway down my thighs, but she still took me to get pregnancy and std tested, the second time I was raped, I was afraid to tell her, the third time I had a mental breakdown and wondered why nothing I do can prevent it, wearing no makeup, oversized clothes, trying to hide from people, carrying a knife etc. It has been 4 years since the first time I was raped, and 8 months since the 3rd time I was raped, my mom still doesn’t know it happened more than once, I’ll never tell her, my friends helped me through it and I know she’ll just get mad at me and blame me again, she’ll cry again and say she raised a failure and a s**t, all my friends who have controlling parents do drugs

It can be in moderation but this is just wild

Tik Tok is not good parenting. So what we do now ?

Tell that to my parents 🙁

I wish I could upvote more than once.

Okay, so the first time they google "coat hook", they see a snuff film about a real woman being unalived by being hung on a hook. And that one image could warp them for the rest of their lives (sexuality being so incredibly flexible). Now consider the 200 images they would see each day and how much that would mold their thoughts on sexuality. I can't imagine letting a kid have unfettered access to the internet.

in most cases, not in all

Say it again for those in the back of the room!!

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nah it really isn't look I turned out :P

Oh and doing nothing is?

Strict parents think they're raising good behaved children, they're actually raising sneaky, rebelling ninjas. Let your kids have freedom for God's sake

Me too. Just do a quick glance in the mirror before leaving the house!

My life savings baby!

My money too