Been there.

Slave to big hair and shoulder pads.

At my age, my mum had two teenagers. I don't even have a boyfriend. And I'm keeping it that way.

😆 🤣 😂 😹

You in for a large surprise in July :)

until so numbed by life that tears are gone

Lol 😁 maybe she should start searching him

What a wonderful optimistic thought! I hope you mention it frequently.

Working so I can buy food for my pets XD That's "working for family"!

Also mandala drawing.

Except the ones that smell like a pine tree.

Absofrickenlutly!!!!

"What kinda perfume are you going with at the dance?" "Oil..." "OIL?But that stinks!" "Yeah it does but all the girls will think i have a car!!!!"

Mens' perfumes need to go away. A man should smell like nothing, except what his lady friend wants to smell.

and i used it on me (:

And a vacation. I just want everything planned and packed for me. I just want to show up.

just don't behead him

I hate to break it to you but the same thing will happen in your 30's, 40's and probably beyond. I'm going to live my whole life convinced that people 10 years older than me are the 'real' grown ups.

I asked my husband to take a photo of me at the Grand Canyon for my FB profile and it was awful. A stranger asked us to take a photo of herself and her husband and they were so cute.

Just because a woman isn't willing to put up with anyones BS, does not mean she doesn't have manners. It means she is not buying whatever c**p you're selling. If it were a man with money "talking back", you would not have sh*t to say.

Done that all messed UP: found a job at 17, got back to school at 23 and 37, about to get married at 44. Messed up, harder, but the getting married point is the best!

Haha no. It really didn't

Sometimes i tease my husband that I married him for his looks and long legs

If you're broke at some point, but then have money at others, you're just poor. Actual rich people don't have the broke part ever. I mean, I'm living paycheck to paycheck too so no shade from me. Just sayin'

I'm pretty sure OP is well on their way to asking for Santa Claus.

Loml?

My youngest scares the c**p out of me. We paid 28k for our house in 1987. She and SIL paid 200k for their house 5-6 years ago. I can't even conceive. As a boomer, I am SO ashamed it has gotten here. Though...it was recently assessed (land tax) at over 300k.

Then stop and let nature take over. Just like the guys have been doing it

congrats? you've discovered liking people?

ah yes, this will definitely bring the men crawling to your door.

Well, here's a news flash, you don't own my time and I don't owe you an instantaneous response.

Why? That sounds absolutely obnoxious.

This is frightening.

Being toxic is a thing, too