We just claw.

Apparently I roll my eyes so hard that the people around me can hear it.

When there’s food but not the food you want so you rather starve

Your own bed is even better

The cats have truly domesticated us.

How else would you talk to them? Of course they are going to respond.

Proud childless cat lady here. I am also nearly 50, never married & work in a library. I’m a living stereotype & loving every minute of it 😉

Or the person with the cart situated blocking the aisle, no room on either side. "Time for bumper cars".

That reminds me that I want to get some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets when I next go to the grocery store.

But every 10 seconds, she was asking, " Have you got your passport? Show me your passport. "

Sounds about right

To circumvent this, my wife will fall asleep on the couch knowing that I cannot, and will not, let her sleep on the couch over night. It forces me to stop and say "Let's go to bed."

Oh my God, this is so funny! I HATE how it's true!

I think it's for the damaged luggage on the carousel in arrivals, but that's just me.

At least I can mostly speak my mind with my patients. Sorry, if you don't quit the cigarettes and live more healthy you will significantly decrease your healthy life span. Some people need a kick in the a*s

Now THAT'S a power team!

And try to pass through a gate with them. It's adorable

This only works if your relationship is so bad that your partner wouldn't ask. I guess that's the prize you win for being passive aggressive?

Rich parents and a trust fund.

And there is no turbulence

An online friend and I discussed this exact hangup. Volume is much different on my new tv, also between different channels, and I can't play this game anymore.

I HATE when that happens . . . .

Wait, I’m not alone? Did someone get in because I didn’t check the door a fourth time?

Not those exact words, but my wife saw me refold my shirts once when I was still in the military... 14 years together and folding laundry is still my job XD

Wife gets up every morning around 3:30 (don't ask). I get up around 5:30 or 6. If I get up before that it"s " why are you up? This is my time."

My sister's dog smelled her breast cancer, now I don't like it when he follows me

I do that with my cat, who keeps smelling my arm for no reason I can think of

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I'm definitely a worst case scenario person, always.. I hate it, but I've been like that since I was a kid. I had an ulcer by the time I was 9, imagining my mom dead every time she was late coming home, and sometimes she didn't even have to be late.

Or it could mean you need to wash your butt!!

Oh my gosh, I think the same way, I always thought I was some sort of nut case but it looks like there is two of us now:)

Now I'm going to worry about that

Same with deer and rabbits. Can't they see I'm a Disney Princess in disguise??

No, that would be like sitting in a field of muesli with no fruit. Fries would be a carrot patch.

That's so f*****g true.

Try cricket! 🤣

My Armageddon gets unleashed instantly, unfortunately. Have many regretful texts..

We are always good. In fact, there is no minute of any day that we are not perfect.

07:59; we're not open yet, 09:03; all appointments gone.

It's a good way to save money 💰

Then you side eye the dog, they look away, side eye, look away "nope, not begging, just chillin'"

I'm not so sure that someone taking 'a patient's history' wouldn't know how to spell "new" correctly.

I once house-sat for a couple with a cat. The cat loved sci-fy shows, so one of the conditions of house-sitting was that I watched sci-fy shows with the cat. 10/10 experience.

Does your dog meow, perchance?

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It’s the kettle in our house. I’m hypersensitive so have to make the tea, to stop my wife making a bloody racket flicking the same switch in the same way as me. It doesn’t bother me when I do it

I hope you called the Guinness book of World Records!

That's the real adulting nobody tells you about.

I wouldn't mind this, maths questions are probably the only ones coming from children I have honest answers for

What's wrong with camping? I think it's very nice to be close to nature. I love it

I don't have a "garage" I have a workshop. And no one's telling to "clean" it, everything is exactly where it should be.

I work weekends, so this would technically be a compliment coming from me