We just claw.

Apparently I roll my eyes so hard that the people around me can hear it.

When there’s food but not the food you want so you rather starve

Your own bed is even better

The cats have truly domesticated us.

How else would you talk to them? Of course they are going to respond.

Proud childless cat lady here. I am also nearly 50, never married & work in a library. I’m a living stereotype & loving every minute of it 😉

Or the person with the cart situated blocking the aisle, no room on either side. "Time for bumper cars".

That reminds me that I want to get some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets when I next go to the grocery store.

But every 10 seconds, she was asking, " Have you got your passport? Show me your passport. "

Sounds about right

To circumvent this, my wife will fall asleep on the couch knowing that I cannot, and will not, let her sleep on the couch over night. It forces me to stop and say "Let's go to bed."

Oh my God, this is so funny! I HATE how it's true!

I think it's for the damaged luggage on the carousel in arrivals, but that's just me.

At least I can mostly speak my mind with my patients. Sorry, if you don't quit the cigarettes and live more healthy you will significantly decrease your healthy life span. Some people need a kick in the a*s

Now THAT'S a power team!

And try to pass through a gate with them. It's adorable

This only works if your relationship is so bad that your partner wouldn't ask. I guess that's the prize you win for being passive aggressive?

Rich parents and a trust fund.

And there is no turbulence

An online friend and I discussed this exact hangup. Volume is much different on my new tv, also between different channels, and I can't play this game anymore.

For me it just HAS to be a multiple of 5 😭

I love people like that. They make me feel so normal.

Yes, this.i didn't know other people did felt this too.

Uh mine is at 9

Only on prime numbers (or multiples of three if I have to)

OMG!!! I am not alone 😂

25 OR 22...sometimes 20

I need multiples of 5, my brother even numbers. If we're in the same room it's always too loud or too quiet lol

17

Thank God I'm not the only one! Also, my cars climate control can only be on even numbered digits!

20 is chefs kiss

TV, car radio, hell even my phone is either all the way up or down or half way. There is no other option.

I live with 7 other elderly people. We all have a tv in our room. Everyone refers to the number on the volume to determine if it is too loud. Drives me crazy.

I'm the same way at the gas station.

On my TV, yes, it HAS to be a multiple of 5. My tablet, on the other hand, is always set to either mute or an odd number (merely because my tablet only has 15 volume increments, 16 if you count "off").

Depends. 11, 33, 77 etc. are also acceptable.

divisible by 2

I prefer it set to a prime number if feasible, or if not then multiples of 3

Finally! Someone ne who gets it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes and the radio volume in my car anything that shows a volume number....

My daughter is the same, even the car radio, so I bought one that has only a volume meter and no numbers....

Used to be friends with a girl who needed the volume on a multiple of 5, and I prefer even numbers. It was a s**t show. When one of us would leave the room we would adjust to our liking

I guess I'm an outlier. I deliberately set it to Prime numbers, because they seem so lonely.

I don’t like the tv on at all anymore. I used to watch a lot of tv, like full on saw practically every Judy Garland movie there was, and even some wacky foreign films. Now I hiss like a startled cat if someone dates to turn the tv on.

No! It must be number that ends in 0, 2, 3, 7, or 8.

same with the car radio

Yes!

YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU!!!! Radio volume too!!!

13 here. Could that be why there's never anything on TV?

I HATE when that happens . . . .

Wait, I’m not alone? Did someone get in because I didn’t check the door a fourth time?

Not those exact words, but my wife saw me refold my shirts once when I was still in the military... 14 years together and folding laundry is still my job XD