where can I get that?

yes PLEASE

I mean he's not wrong (this time, anyway)

Bring back laptops that can connect to more than one type of connector

NOOOO!!!! GRANDPA!!!!

Basically this.

Are you listening, YouTube? Why can't I listen while reading my email without paying $70 a month. Bandits.

I've always been that age, specially when mobile phones were only widely available in my early 30s

Definitely purple.

Picture taken December 23rd. Just trying to muster up the energy for the next couple of days.

i'm this old...

...u need some time to rest before you face the horrors of being an adult bae...

Dunno, kitty looks a little bit worried.

Seen this before. Upvoted it again. Downvotes might be from people who are so self-centered they have lost their sense of humor. Some politicians come to mind.

And no one answered him...

hilarious

Ooooo! Let's see how well my brakes work!

You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky creature!

No dog or cat to keep you company? 💔

You're lucky you get pizza...

Yup! I'm So close to giving up and doing it.

me who doesnt even hear what they say:

Well, not all. But it comes pretty darn close.

Friday? I'm trying to make it till end of the shift.

This is the resting face of 85% of my co-workers.

Am i the only adult who never naps? I don't need to.

k but actually my mum is 40 I I'm pretty sure I overheard her saying shes nearly on level 7,000

I was born in the summer and have hated the season for 20-odd years now. Winter FTW, baby! (I mean, hey, if you're cold, you can always wear more clothes to keep warm - but if it's hot, you eventually run out of things you can take off...)

My friend tried multiple times to teach what she called 'Austrian Poker' but I just couldn't get it. Then there is the game mafia, which I might have understood, if I hadn't already been drinking every time my friends decided to play it

I don't need chat, I just need to get somewhere

Anyone else count them to see if all 24 hours were there?

They look like saucers of honey!

Um, they ARE crazy expensive

I leave.

Hmmm, maybe Im a furry after all😂

Pspspspspsps

And that’s why you have a car. Drive away. FAST

Offering the guy a ride, he's walking around in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night

Stop taking d***s and yelling "pspspspspspsps"

Let the tiger out of the tank!

Girl B00Bs? Sue your plastic surgeon!

Get slowly out of your vehicle, walk bashfully up to him... and give him a big, big cuddle, with lots of smoochy kisses!

Dang Tony, those frosted flakes got more than just sugar in them; "GO TIGERS" (CLEMSON)

Yup, cannot escape them :(

I had a professor like that in college. Always only 5 questions and he demanded we answer each on at least 2 pages.

I do this to myself too.... why?

At this point I'd be grateful for the company

Both taste and texture changes while cooked. Also, I ger mildly.allergic.to fresch ones but not cooked.

I have no weekends, I work in hospitality. Every sunday off normally (unless there is a sunday opening which is next week) and a random day in the week.

You’re overestimating it’s 0% all the time except for 100% in that one hour

I dunno, he looks kinda down

All of these could be solved with vehicular manslaughter, but you do you if you want to overcomplicate things

idk why this is so funny to me

Dang did I just say that look for sure.