soooo painfully true

I do both

Shouldn’t laugh but I did. 😬

Win!

"How high are you?" ... "Hi to you to!"

That's one scary kitty

That's NBC reporter Pat Collins and he is an absolute legend.

That's a shame

The dog: "ow just give me the steak, it will be gone in 1 sec". (Hooray for cancer free dog!)

Accurate

🤨

Oliver is a good boy

It's "case sensitive". No, that's also wrong

When I get up in the middle of the night to pee or to drink some water my cat wakes up and follows me thinking I’m going to feed her. So I have to stumble in the dark with my eyes barely open to give her some cat treats. If I try to ignore her she makes sure to keep screaming next to me or scratch something, effectively preventing me from falling asleep. Such a selfish little prick but I love her more than anything!

an adorable "old soul"

Who's the pu$$y now, m**o?

Now that's just taking the sheep way...

Thankyou, that's muchly appreciated 👍🏻

It's a shame we seem to have regressed over the last decades and the future looked so bright

People who leave my door ajar annoy me. The door was closed when you came in to ask me something, so don't bloody leave it ajar when you leave!!

🚶🏾‍♂️

When paper training becomes bulls#!t

Just throw him that pic-i-nic basket.

Timothy Spall

My son has ‘unlimited data’ and can gift some to me. He gifted me 80gb and his phone showed he only had 20gb left. Couldn’t gift back he was furious

For me it would just be one coin. Only been irritated once, but it started in 1967 and I'll let you know when it's over

He’s a canine Pennywise !

I almost can feel the itching..😅

This is mid-installation, by the way. The wooden treads haven't been installed yet.

Made me LOL.

If you think they're mad now, wait till you sleepily mistake the cat for a slipper

less inputs to handle for the brain? 🤷‍♂️

I'm more a Spring and Autumn person

Fall. Fall is the best.

I love any and all winter weather, even the negatives! Give me all the arctic snow! … I grew up in Sacramento valley, it got SO hot, and after my first snow and crash in Colorado, I adapted, and love it. The sun is a very bad boss to me, I want it off my back, out of my face, and just let me be. The clouds are my homies, they have my back, and I don’t mind them up in my face, cause they usually have something good to say.

My favorite thing to say is "When you're cold, you can put on as many layers as you need - When you're hot, there's only so much you can take off."

Ugh, tell me about it. Spring started very recently and in just 2 days I had to kill over 15 mosquitoes

Same here it´s so hot cause I live in tropical places

Autumn 🍁 and Winter ❄️ for me.

That's Phoenix pretty much

I hate hot weather, and we live on a lake.

Was Christmas caroling when I was a kid. We saw a guy across the street getting arrested and my uncles started all of us singing the cops theme song. I just imagine that poor guy going "This can't be happening right now."

The owl is embarrassed that their legs are being ogled.

The crumb in the toaster...

Eggs never fall perfectly like that into the pan either. Lol.

If I was a criminal I'd see this as permission to cause havoc between 6:01pm and 7:59am with no consequences

I can't see the picture. I only have 720p.