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The internet is a pretty big place (64 zetabytes if that means anything to you) so it shouldn’t be surprising that there is something out there for everyone. Case in point, the “Junkman Baby” Instagram account is perfectly named because, much like its content, it’s pretty random, a bit weird and even confusing.
But that doesn’t mean that it isn’t compelling, in its own way. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and share your thoughts in the comments section below.
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Eroe Infinito 10 months ago
I thought that was completely made up until my Dad played it for me lol
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Karl der Große 10 months ago
I've never done this, of course, but I somehow know exactly how it feels.
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Admiralshallbethejudgeofthat 10 months ago
There’s a picture of a cat with a rainbow. You see it, you’re blessed ❤️
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Depressy spaghetti 10 months ago
When a cat commits arson its cool and badass but when i do it im a criminal and need to stop /j the only thing ive burned is my will to live.
ThatAussieIdiot(He/Him/Aussie) 10 months ago
Kitty found out you're gonna put him on a diet and is coming for you
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Jeff White 10 months ago
Everyone was Kung Fu fightin'. I tell you those cats were fast as lightin'.
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C Hendrix 10 months ago
No, please, wait until you're outside to wee, little pig!
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Lilli Belisle 10 months ago
Haha😀 because you leave the best leftovers trash for me!
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Michael None 10 months ago
Bye bye Li'l Sebastian Miss you in the saddest fashion Bye bye Li'l Sebastian You’re 5000 candles in the wind
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martymcmatrix 10 months ago
So that's what our beloved pets do when we're not looking...they mock us, they destroy our furniture (and sometimes even relationships), they challenge us, they commit tiny crimes and make us cry, BUT foremost of all......they're cute!!! 🙋🏽 🐕 🤗 🐈
Bettye McKee 10 months ago
We are the guardians of the chair. Sleeping on the job, sure, but with one eye open.
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DogMomInVT 10 months ago
No officer, I wasn't driving. It looked like a good place to take a nap.
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Catlady6000 10 months ago
Forget money. Bitj better have his Nip. The good stuff, too, not that mess from the Dollar Tree
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David 10 months ago
I wonder if that is a private jet. Also if it is on the ground. The seats look wide and it is rare these days to be able to see into the cockpit.
Illustrious G 10 months ago
Yeah, also, there is an uncrated dog just hanging out on the plane!!
Load More Replies... Cindy Brick 9 months ago
Weimies do this. A lot. Ours would often stare at us, trying to figure out what the heck we were doing. (Or up to.)
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Bored Trash Panda 10 months ago
My aunt had a horse named Skeeter. They would toss a slightly deflated basketball to him and he would dunk it in the kids basketball hoop.
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Robert T 10 months ago (edited)
I think you may need some new glasses. Shadow makes the doggo look fatter than they really are.
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diehardswiftie 10 months ago
sometimes you gotta sit around and do nothing for 10 hours straight
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Ham Fright 10 months ago
Either the fish is about to turn into a prince, or the statue come alive.
Regina Holt 10 months ago
This photographer was in the right place at the right time to get this pic. Adorable.
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LGBTQpanda 10 months ago
But I thought High fashion was supposed to be putting on the dog not the door
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LGBTQpanda 10 months ago
"It was an experiment, ok!? It went terribly wrong. Now put that camera down and help me!"
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oblong mongoose (they/them) 10 months ago
"yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got myself into this situation. let's back up"
Anne Roberts 10 months ago (edited)
I'll bet you're all wondering why I called you here today....
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Jeff White 10 months ago
Darn it! This a better comment than mine. Well done.
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i love hawaiian margarita pizz 10 months ago
send it back to the kitchen. this chicken is uncooked.
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real mccoy 10 months ago
“New neck exercise adds years to your lifespan! Scientists baffled!” - Literally every advertisement on the Internet
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Lilli Belisle 10 months ago
We can do this......after we elope we can explain to your parents, come on. Lets go.
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martymcmatrix 10 months ago
The most lethal bioweapon...k🔞ills you instantly by cuteness overload...🤗
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David 10 months ago
My condolences if that was your childhood. Most men (and women) I know are not like that. I certainly wasn't. I do know ONE, but he's mellowed a lot in his old age. He also learned to carry a snack for when his blood sugar is low.
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Marie Clear 10 months ago
I think there are plenty of people here on BP who'd pay to have that decorator. Beans forever!
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David 10 months ago (edited)
Fire, We never did this (dairy and beef farm) but my guess is the cow has an infected eye, or some injury they are trying to keep flies out of. With humans, when there is an eye injury, patching the injured eye stops you from trying to use it as much, which apparently helps it heal faster. I had to wear one for a while as a little kid after an eye operation. PS - here is a link to one of many commercial versions of cow eye patch - https://www.pbsanimalhealth.com/shut-eye-pinkeye-patches-for-cattle/p/11144/
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martymcmatrix 10 months ago
Any bored pandas around who can manage to write their name in the snow (by peeing through the toilet paper roll)??? 🤔 🧻 🎯
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
I could never have got anyone that good looking at school.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
My dog did this to my cat when they first met. She nearly killed him. They're best friends now, though.
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oblong mongoose (they/them) 10 months ago
imagine it falling off and juice squirting in your eye while you're showering tho
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David 10 months ago
Regina, same crossed my mind. I'm guessing - but I think it is a combination of some sort of rubber seal around the neck and a positive air pressure into the box. And also probably a rather shallow dive so not tons of water pressure. It's a sort of sideways comparison - but I once wore a dry suit when white water rafting. It is sealed by rubber / elastic around the neck, arm, leg holes. You would sort of think that might feel choking on my neck but it didn't, even when I was underwater.
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Eric, yes it can. Dogs equalize their ears through the Eustachian tube same as a human. It's ears and mouth are both in the same air box, so the pressure on both sides of the ear drum would be easy to equalize.
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Caryne Ag 10 months ago
Yeah, the eyes aren’t exactly in a flattering place either…
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David 10 months ago
Oerff, That's actually rather clever. Who am I to dis a brie?
Load More Replies... Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
US road signs always seem unnecessarily wordy. In Europe, a speed limit is just a number inside a red circle.
BossyHossy1 10 months ago
You really can't get much more American than this!!
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Panda McPandaface 10 months ago
Voldemort couldn't help feeling that something had gone a little awry.
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Marie Clear 10 months ago
Dang, it's the crabby ba$tard who always answers when I need IT help!
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Kathleen Stiles 10 months ago
1. Eww. 2. I thought rats couldn't have carbonated beverages 'cause they can't burp. 3. Why?!!
David 10 months ago
Kathleen, 1. Kind of eww if I think street rat but then I remember I used to share food with my pet rat often. 2. That beer looks pretty flat so a few licks shouldn't be an issue. But I'd never heard that about rats, just birds like seagulls. But I never fed my rat soda/beer so it never came up.
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Lilli Belisle 10 months ago
You marinate the chicken in a Salt bath without you in it!!!!!! What's wrong witchyou anyway??????
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Catlady6000 10 months ago
Can you imagine when he tries to scratch his ear?
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Eroe Infinito 10 months ago
I feel like the title was supposed to say, "30 Photos of Animals Doing Such Sassy Silly Things."
BossyCloud 10 months ago
Highly disappointed. I wanted "no context" pictures, not cute animals.
Cindy Brick 10 months ago
I LOVE being able to supply my own punchline...and admire myself for being so clever! Ummmm.... okay... maybe I'm not.
Eroe Infinito 10 months ago
I feel like the title was supposed to say, "30 Photos of Animals Doing Such Sassy Silly Things."
BossyCloud 10 months ago
Highly disappointed. I wanted "no context" pictures, not cute animals.
Cindy Brick 10 months ago
I LOVE being able to supply my own punchline...and admire myself for being so clever! Ummmm.... okay... maybe I'm not.
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