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Life is full of randomness. One second you're confidently walking down the street, and the next, your feet are tripping over absolutely nothing. So why not embrace that and laugh at the absurd? The Instagram account 'Satisfy Daily' is packed with funny memes that are so relatable, they make you feel seen. No, really—who's watching me to create these? It's like someone has a front-row seat to my most ridiculous moments, and honestly, I'm not even mad for it.

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Glix Drap
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white

Steve Robert
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what happens when you mess around. I did, and now I have great grandkids!

Jen McCartney
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poor pup looks like he feels guilty

N G
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never thought it would end like this. (NG, 2024)

Fack Suckerberg
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"..Never thought it would come to this" (Hot Chocolate, 1982)

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You win. And you're fired."

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, you couldn't have won without me, so we'll call it a draw."

    Surly Scot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love low-rent costumes. When I was broke for Halloween one year and the office mandated coming in dressed up, i went to work early with a loaf of bread from my pantry, printed out a picture of a medal, sticky taped it to my shoulders and declared "I'm a bread winner!'. $2 costume, worth every penny.

    Jayjay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the boss was able to appreciate the joke, fortunately, he was probably not the only one to see himself in the mirror :).

    Janet Chaney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the employee wins, hands down, for the most creative sweater

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    Psychologist Dave Smallen studied emotional patterns of the ways we relate to one another, and he found that:

    Happy Connections (62%): Most people felt happy and appreciated during these moments, with few negative emotions like sadness or anxiety. Think of the joy you feel catching up with a friend over coffee.

    Vulnerable Connections (17%): Some people felt vulnerable emotions like sadness, anxiety, or anger, balanced with relief, happiness, and compassion. This might be like those times when sharing something personal makes you feel a bit lighter afterward.

    Supportive Connections (21%): This group mostly felt compassion and sadness, especially when supporting someone else. Picture comforting a friend through a rough day—not exactly joyful, but deeply meaningful.

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    Deborah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could anyone resist that face?

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    Winter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your lack of faith in the Force disturbs me....

    The Doom Song
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many attempts it took!

    the phantom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "luke i am your wife" "noooooo!"

    Ivanka Pee Morais
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sophie from the school of good and evil when she is evil?

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyones faces understood the brief, i love it !

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just back from Legoland over the border in Denmark - it was amazing! I think I loved it as much as the kids. And my husband, who never had any toys when growing up, had the time of his life. Such happy memories made.

    Isaac Harvey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To properly enjoy Lego, one must become Lego.

    Kelsie Marx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have to find me one of these 😂!

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are fantastic!

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    "From this example, we can see that people generally have complex emotional experiences when they connect, often experiencing more than one identifiable emotion, sometimes both positive and negative emotions at once," Smallen said.

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    "Our gratitude, or appreciation, is a useful signal that we’ve had a meaningful interaction. Even if all we did was wave with a passerby on the street, we feel appreciation that our mind just encountered another mind in a satisfying way. Indeed, people in all three groups ... were fairly likely to have said they felt appreciative regardless of the kind of interaction they had."

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    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.

    Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, it's to find out whose it is and return it to them just as I found it, with no expectation of reward. Because that's the kind and just thing to do.

    YukiChou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian I'd do exactly what you would do. Has nothing to do with religion, but with being a good person.

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    Lilybdcsa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be an honest person and return it to the owner, money and all. Then I would regret being such an honest person

    Kate Kyffin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lift with your legs and not your back.............. :)

    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30+yrs ago my uncle found a wallet in December in Portsmouth, England. It was filled to the brim with about 3k in cash. My uncle made decent money and was raised to be honest, he handed it in to the local police station. They contacted the wallet owner, he asked the police to pass a message to my uncle that the cash was the entirety of their Christmas budget, because of my uncle their kids would still get presents and dinner that year. That has spurred me my whole life to always hand back cash if there's actually an owner's name with it, because I don't know whose happiness I could be stealing. "The Bible is too wordy, it should be one sheet of paper with one sentence: try not to be a C U N T.". Let's live that.

    RajunCajun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3K my god how many kids did they have? and are they feeding an army?

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    MaggieF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad karma if you take the money

    L Norton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My creditors are going to be so happy

    Linkoln Clark
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grab it and immediately hide it from my dad lol and then spend it all in one thing......

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    Pensive_Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM the brokest I've ever been...AND about to be homeless.

    HardBoiledBlonde
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you are able to access some resources that will help you.

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're going through the ashtray opening up butts to try and scrape together enough tobacco to roll a cigarette...

    StretcherBearer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. I know this. Smoking 'Refries' we called it.

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    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waited until the end of lunch at school for all the kids to leave so I could raid the trashcan for their half-eaten sandwiches and apples. No food or money at home. If it had gotten back to my grandmother that I had asked anyone for food or let them know about our situation at home, the shame of it would make her beat me black and blue. Kept my mouth shut and kept raiding the trash for a year.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes my heart hurt for little you, I'm so sorry you went through that..

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    BossyHossy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While awaiting our first checks as nurses, my roommate and I cleaned out every purse, wallet, coat pocket for spare change. We bought 1 can of chili and 2 individual bags of Fritos!! Best frito pie every.

    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought something for $10 with a check, but I only had $8 in my account, so it bounced, and they charged me $30 for bouncing the check. So I went from feeling like I had $10 to learning I only had $8 to really having $0 to having -$22. So if I had given the bank $21, I STILL would have been broker than broke. Yeah, that was the brokest I've ever been.

    john Lewton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention

    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the months as a kid we just ate rice and beans or the time I had 6 bucks in my bank account, -1500 on my credit card, and over 200k in student loan debt. And was unemployed.

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spenty all my money on snacks at camp, found a fallen off glass cross keychain (without string which is y it fell off) to give to my mom...

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

    S Bow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fearful symmetry?

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    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo, your tiger is a tiger swallowing another little tiger? WAY TOO meta, kid.

    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my lands, how precious is she/he ??

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *mew*. (Translation: I'm smol and weak and please don't hurt me.)

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have our dreams in life

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tigers are critically endangered and rare. Some species are extinct. Keep your tiger safe.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of malls do you ppl go to

    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably live in Australia or the US

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silverback gorilla. I'd go chill somewhere and leave all the juice bars etc for him to rule

    Daisy1355
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah for real. And he'd be easy to keep track of. Those mambas would be hidden in minutes

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    L Norton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorilla. Definitely Gorilla. I will be more than happy to stay away from their territory.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank heavens I hate shopping with a passion and avoid shopping centres/malls like the plague!

    Jen McCartney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a gorilla. Lots of,places to hide plus you’ll definitely hear him coming

    Heather Menard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorilla at least you can hear it coming

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorilla, DUH... but why are either one of them loose at the mall????

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mambas the whole freaking way. I’ll take snake any day over being beaten to death with my own leg after being fed my own arm

    86
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You obviously know nothing about the black mamba.

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    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did the OP know, but THIS is what sent everyone online to shop at Amazon, dooming malls forever more...

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    Smallen believes the key to connecting meaningfully in everyday life isn’t having an interaction that feels happy or even comfortable at that moment, nor is it required that we face vulnerable emotions alongside everyone we want to feel connected with. "Meaningful connections happen when we meet one another where we both are ... emotionally in that moment, within the particular context we are in," he explained.

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    Kimi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby hid in the shower, wearing a Penny wise the clown mask, to scare me just before Halloween. My hubby is 72.

    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unequivocal proof that they never grow up!

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    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a healthy marriage right there! 😂 Gotta have a sense of humor and find ways to keep things silly and fun amidst all the serious adult parts.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing the supermarket receipt, nothing else is going to scare his wife.

    brandyy17
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is totally something my husband would do once we reach old age. we tease and do stupid stuff already. we have constant fun. he would totally do this or something like this. heck hed even do it now. hed prob b worried id have a panic attack but nah i kno hes the only one crazy enough to attempt purposely scaring me lol

    Senjo Krane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, my boyfriend loves to do s**t like this. Keeps me on alert though.

    Kelsie Marx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how the elderly still play around as kids 😂😂!!

    Lisa Tetlow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key to a long lasting happy marriage = stay playful

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love comes from many directions..love this

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    Basko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should enjoy it. It is the last time he is n^n years old.

    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why oh why do I feel that the candles are in reverse order? It doesn't matter, but 3x9 looks better than 9x3.

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    Peppy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they’re called Hershel now

    Lori Jabi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In german we call it housesnail and nakedsnail.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but wait until she finds the box of salt you left in the kitchen cupboard.

    Tee Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said she was a good house-keeper...

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vanity plate on a very expensive sports car: WAS-HIS

    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing this description to go in my repertoire of alternate animal titles like Trashpanda and Dangernoodle.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What she removed are actually not seeds, they are tiny fruits! Basically the real "berries" in straw" berry". So congrats, you harvested fruit!

    A Floating Shopping List
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once peeled a grape just to prove that I could do it. It was fun.

    Pam French
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what a strawberry looks like naked!

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty impressive, managed to do that without mangling the strawberry..

    Brigit Sole-March
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside.

    Terri Rowland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg 😲 😱 someone else does this as well..

    Kim Mounce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son used to do this and he grew strawberry plants from those tiny seeds. I wish he was still with me.

    Rebecca Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is really board. This beat out TV???

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    So what matters is responding adequately to the needs of the moment—is it a time to laugh? Or is it a time to put your hand over your friend's shoulder? Is it time to have a heart-to-heart with our family members? Or is it time to join forces with them in our righteous anger? Every now and then, things can get a bit messy before we find our flow with other people, and that's OK.

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    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Genie has climaxed. You may now make your wishes

    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a british car its the tea time alarm

    L Norton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You very possibly might be making your favorite mechanics house and boat payment this month.

    Tim Fawcett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car is about to give you a wicked drum solo

    B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one should be that you have the money for a repair bill

    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you wished your car had a problem with the oil system, your wish will come true!

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your oil is low. Start adding some ASAP or you will need major engine work!

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olive garden's a restaurant, right?

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but it's not really Italian food. I love the 5 cheese ziti al forno, but I still call it 'Italian McDonalds'.

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do dress like that sometimes, but not 24/7. I'm a restless sleeper and the tie gets all tangled up.

    Basko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you remember when you've left it?

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    john Lewton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at my age, high fashion is when my flannel shirts and jeans sorta fit

    Leoninus Fate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ummm do wear this mostly... husband's choice, usually cause he likes a 7'4 well-dressed man {me}, and I like making people look at me more than twice...i might ....WE might have a problem lol

    HarriMissesScotland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a tall well-dressed man gay/straight/Martian.

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    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would have to learn how to do ironing.

    Jerry Wyant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sixty pounds I would need to lose...and my age, LOL!

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... I have not had cinnamon toast in ages. Now I kind of want.

    BarfyCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a shaker of mixed sugar and cinnamon in the cupboard! Mom's special ratio.

    Leoninus Fate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had a little McDonald's meal maker and you pulled the crust off the bread put it in the "cutter" to make "fries" and dusted them with a mix of cinnamon and sugar so they looked "cooked and salted" and that was our lil mc donalds fries maker lol Thats how i first found about this num num, when i later wanted it in life and didn't have that frie maker, and made it a full brea thing and..... life was good

    Mjskywalk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks BP. Now I know what I want for a snack😁

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to make it that I've found is to slice up some butter (nuke it a few seconds to make it nice and soft), then mix the sugar and cinnamon into the softened butter to make a spread, like the butter at Texas Roadhouse. It makes amazing cinnamon toast!

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now do that with some raisin toast and you've got yourself a party!

    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to make this for us. It was treat!! I still make it on occasion!

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We must have very different lives. When I had cinnamon toast recently my stepdad said 'why are you being posh?'

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In eighth grade we had a mandatory "Business" class when we were taught how to use a check book. Many of the kids failed it because it involves advanced mathematics called addition and subtraction. Two skills many will never in their lifetime master.

    WubiDubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I envy my kids' home ec. classes. I had none of this.

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    Cecilie Hammershøy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is that the teachers doesn't get it either so we can't teach it to the students 😉

    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't get 'life classes' in school, although it should be a thing. Covering taxes, getting your own healthcare, managing a budget, advocation for yourself, basically all the life things parents were supposed to teach us. Grandmother cared more about how a bed should be made properly than understanding investments and creating lifelong financial stability. I don't need to know how to get sharp corners on a bedsheet, I need to know which stock options to go with!

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basic contract law should also be included, such as what a car lease means and key renters rights and obligations

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    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    secondly, in the equation y=mx+b, m is the slope and b is the y-intercept. so if you have a slope of 5 over 10, and the y-intercept is 2, then the equation would go y=1/2x+2

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don't forget everything you learn at school will be used - when your kids if you have them have homework. The main issue I have is that some science has been updated. Also why is maths al earlier. I was not learning this level of maths at 11. Let them enjoy more childhood.

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't even add the same way we did. My children looked at me like I was incompetent when I said "carry the 1". Now I have a grandson and he does something even different with addition, so his mom gets to look like the relic now.

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    Elise Jokell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned about taxes in highschool in a required economics class. It was so boring that the teacher who also was the goofiest looking dude would give you a zero for the day if you fell asleep because obviously falling asleep was quite rampant. All I remember was him droning on about bank accounts or whatever and then sudden he was beside me telling me in my ear that I had a zero. At least it got a laugh from the class.

    BG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA here. Problem is, it's a conflict of interest for the government to teach you the truth about taxes, student loans, or the true value of higher-education (especially liberal arts degrees).

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is it that the government is responsible to teach you to consider the consequences of your decisions? " It is not my fault..." level of maturity

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    Katherine Forrestall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of..umm, err, ...I forget.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 66 and I can't believe that people can't believe it's not butter

    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally dropped some real butter in with my "I Can't believe It's Not Butter" and now I don't know what the hell to believe.

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    A C
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 43 and can't believe that an idiot like Trump might be president again 🤯

    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 18 and reading this thread because I can't take the election stress

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    Eunice Probert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 63 and I can't believe we haven't had at least one zombie apocalypse yet.

    Robert Hudson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did have, and he's back. I'm 82 and I do not approve this message.

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    Mommy Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 38 and I can't take BP bugging me anymore about becoming a member so I don't have to see advertisements hidden in every form

    the phantom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im 14 and i cant make friends

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 69 and can't believe that the Orange Buffoon has been re-elected as El Presidente of the Banana Republic.

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    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dinos look like they all hold little chips bags.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI, it does look like chip bags but it's actually paper cards/labels. You can see it pretty good on the one in top left because the folded card is opened.

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    Southerner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks that's kind of mean? Child looks pretty distressed, and someone intentionally did that and then took a picture...

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're not the only one. Let's stress a kid out through fear and post it on the internet. Nice.

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Poor little girl. She is so scared.

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just hasn't learnt the pspspspsps technique yet.

    HarriMissesScotland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone placed dinos on their stairs to scare the cat. It worked.

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    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not very child friendly, i wouldnt do this to my child. Just for a picture??

    J. Maxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever did this deserves to be treated badly. Terrorizing babies and children isn't funny. It's a sign of psychosis.

    Lady Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would do that to their child?! That's cruel to scare a child (or anyone), especially just so you can post it on social media.

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    Marilyn Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder if they'd roll over for a belly ru

    yeeyee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind me just scrolling to find the lean beef jokes.... Found a ground beef, where's the lean beef jokes lol

    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog actually does sit like that, both back legs stuck straight out to the side and his little bumbum stops him from balancing so he kinda rocks around in a complete circle...

    Leoninus Fate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow rude to have pictures of my mom

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up there was a neighborhood dog that would get loose. He was huge. He woild jump on you in excitement. His paws would be on your shoulders ( we were tall teenagers ). If he was too excited he would knock you down. Fun dog.

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's old rottweiler was like that. He was like the size of a pickup truck and all he wanted was cuddles and belly rubs.

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    zak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was a kid, our little dog (Jack Russell terrier) would sit on top of our big dog (Yellow Lab) all the time. Her butt would be on the Lab's back while her front legs were basically standing up straight lol.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The size of the dog is inversely proportional to the size of the attitude

    Beachbum
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so damn true! My dogs love just about all dogs, but once a little yappy dog comes up to him, he just walks away as fast as he can

    Bill Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re not wrong. Napoleon would be an appropriate name for most small breed dogs.

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    Jrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious answer - there are videos on youtube showing the process and it's kind of impressive. Short version is barge out an absolutely huge tower base, then put it in the water on location and fill with water so it sinks into place. Then they put the top 'working' part of the platform on. Pretty big undertaking.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they bring the bricks to the location in Lego bags? Please tell me they do!

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    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all remember those little dinosaur capsules you throw in water and they grow right? Welllll...

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ozy, That's a myth. Oil doesn't really come from dinosaurs. (yuk yuk)

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I just spent 20 minutes reading about how they build these.

    Arrien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fun fact is in the Gulf of Mexico it really doesn't matter how deep they sink posts to hold the rig, a hurricane will eat it anyway.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beats me. I can't even work out how they build those massive long, long road bridges over oceans and chasms.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. So if they can build an ocean, can they also dismantle one? You know, when it's in the way because some company wants to build a shopping mall, a housing estate, etc? And can I apply for planning permission while the ocean's still there, so I don't go to the expense of dismantling it, and then find I can't build at all. . . Sorry, getting a bit excited now!

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you need to jump start your brain.

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After inserting battery retreat to a safe distance.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.

    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Sellers - the original Pink Oanther movie.

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    J J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they euthanize your illegal pet squirrel to test for rabies after the bite. Then the whole world is turned upside-down.

    Kathy Brooke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had a dog, and live alone I always answered "does he bite" with "only if I tell him to".

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My answer to does you dog bite has been "Not yet" for every dog we've had.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Insert inappropriate joke about where those fingers have been.)

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's that time of the month, again? ......................... for shopping?

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lazy at heart. I'd rather make one really difficult trip than 5 easy ones. 😂

    Linkoln Clark
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put them on my head is my brain okay?????

    Leah Jay
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    1 year ago

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    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you not getting your man to carry the shopping... first rule of any relationship.. train your significant other well..

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reminds me of a date I had in high school....

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so suprised by the text. NOT where the visual was going, honestly

    Goat express
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you not using reusable grocery bags? They can hold so much more and are way easier to carry.

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    Tom Nagel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad that ID card isn't a drivers license 🤦

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, no. Getting high isn't a problem, IMHO. But driving while high is as bad as driving drunk. You put other lives at risk. Not okay.

    Julia J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better not get pulled over. This is not a driver license.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life hacks. But, hold on that's not a DL. That's just an ID. I think the cop is going to notice.

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also good for job interviews. They'll notice when you show up to work sober.

    Rebecca Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can smell the weed from looking at this photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot to roll down the window before the cops caught me. Busted!

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like something off Trailer Park Boys

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA - "I stole these for you."

    Meagan Glaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the gardener who spent months nurturing flowers until they finally bloomed in their full glory just LOVES that your broke behind swooped in and cut off the blooms so your wife could enjoy them at the gardener's expense. Seriously if you gonna do this, cut WILD flowers ya thief

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meagan, Exactly. A basic concept we had to teach my grandkids when they were little. It was fine when they would bring me a pretty rock or flower from my own yard. It was usually gravel from my driveway or a dandelion. But we had to teach them the better flowers in other people's yards are actually grown with intent and belong to the owner. Understandable mistake for a 5 year old, but something you'd think a grown man would understand.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's dad forgot to bring flowers to the hospital when she was born. He had been "wetting the baby's head" with some chums, and crossing the hospital car park (yes he had driven there from the pub, it was the 50s) thought it was a good idea to pick some flowers there. Which would have been bad enough, but he got them caught in the door on the way into the building. Her mother was not amused.

    Biytemii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id be totally ok woth someone cutting a few of my flowers if it was for this. Most people probably ly would be of the person actually asked. It's the not asking part that will p**s people off....

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't think it matters, they're beautiful

    Ginny Swart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your heart is in the right place!

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    Goat express
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be a requirement after every breakup

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is his private parts.

    Froyn Laven
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    1 year ago

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    He left because you don't know how to spell and you're so lazy you can't write out - I don't know.

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    Senjo Krane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And does the doggo's owner get up to check? nooooo..........

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it not get on their last nerve ?

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me bark you the song of my people

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry! I try to get him to come in, but he likes cheering for the coyotes during their nightly opera performance.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And our next track on Radio Pupdate, 'Who let the dogs out? Woof woof'

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    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off-brand Lotto, that's why all the numbers are one off.

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    Jrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is "Lotoo"? The correct name would be "Lotto" (XV century bastardization of the french word "Lot", meaning both "large sum" and "destiny, luck", originating in Genoa and later integrated into Italian).

    Isaac Harvey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name was misspelled on my first AAA insurance card… as “IAFAC.”

    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Robert Los Squarinos (HOW??), sent it back and got Robert L Squirrels. Third time the charm? NO!! Robert L Savares. I'm British by descent but I went from Hispanic, to a wild animal to a Greek in 3 license tries. Leave it to PennDOT!

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    Rebecca Taylor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why gambling is just so Dumb

    Mark Hastings
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was one inverted number from winning 270 million on the Power Ball game 4 years ago. I had 4 numbers and the power ball. The number I did not have was 25. I had 52 instead. Still won $50,000.

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    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's impressive cutting.

    Boris Mohar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can hang a garden hose on that.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "can you cut my hair with a CNC machine?"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just tell me how you want it cut, and I'll do it for you!

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    brie sansotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    existential angst - I carry you with me

    Timmothy Apree
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japanese people who traditionally read from top to bottom: 😃 Every other country:😔

    Gica Rey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W O W the universe is wrong for that one.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, thats life in all its glory.

    Brian Long
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup thats me & how i feel. you dont matter. give up

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You matter to someone, even if you don't know it. Don't give up!

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    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay kids, Normally we would be showing you the nuclear reactor... but Bob sent it away to be cleaned. Bob is no longer with us which takes us to why you should never anger the boss"

    Linkoln Clark
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT BOB SAID HE WANTS US DOING IT GRRRRR!!

    ¬_¬
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ash Ketchum: 10yr old with 30yrs of experience in catching pokémon

    Marvin Radding
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Senior year, I went on a college field trip, and the genius idiot stole something from the nuclear lab. When we got back, the cops were waiting and took him away. Like I said, genius idiot. Drop out of college the next year because the teachers were all jealous because he could pass all their tests but never attend class. Had an Arminean afro almost as high as he was tall.

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    Mallory Morrison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom lives two blocks from my high school and I swear every time I go over to her house they've made something way better than when I went there.

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally happened to TOWNS after I moved!!!! Went from nothingness, boring places to full of festivals, great dining, bike paths, etc. Am I the curse?!?

    Goat express
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every. School. I've. Ever. Been. To.

    Aussi Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to an all girls high school. It became co-ed a couple of years after I left 🤣

    Smurphette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I left, they tore down the high school. No really. Put in a Costco.

    Griffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out the so called "rubber" floor in the gym apparently had asbestos in it until the 90s, in the elementary school I went to in the late 70s/early 80s

    roros “ros”
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bitter fact for alumni 😔

    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. The year I left they redesigned the playground and added on a huge extension to the school.

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    Isaac Nemo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, have never gotten into their car again, 15 years later

    Curtis Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW. Do I ever have the perfect girl for you. She's gorgeous and lives right up here. Just pull over and we'll go see her right now...please.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the kid from the Zafira advert

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't they sunflowers rather than dates?

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really slept through biology class...

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially thought it was a closeup of cheese that had been melted to the point of being burned.

    Nancy Lynch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put Putin in there.

    C Hendrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Think of the sunflower seeds!!

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My allergies flared up just looking at this

    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was asked on a date by a cat, he wouldn't need to take me anywhere this amazing, I'd be happy just chilling on the couch.

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    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope the second picture is the shower at my house too because my landlady did such an excellent job with the plumbing /S.

    Alex Pope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would there be a rubiks cube be where the handle is?

    Ilan Elron
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good concept, needed better graphics in hotel panel

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My shower is backwards. Hot is cold and cold is hot

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    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom left looks like a black version of The Mask

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But also kinda like 50 cent (the rapper).

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    Basko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a load-bearing mustache

    G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but why does he look like Rupaul?

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't unsee him without a mustache 😖

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never liked looking at him in the first place.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a None Of The Above option?

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door did not make its saving throw.

    Ravens Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh way too hard. Probably because I have three brothers and 2 sisters.

    Rebecca Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you brats fix the door. Or you sleep out side tonight!" She emphatically say.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malcom in the middle?

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    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you naming your daughter Wednesday Addams?

    Java Addict
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    1 year ago

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    Unsee juice please.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone instinctively knows that spider is getting ready to jump down your throat.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally cool with spiders and bees

    PhaseWitFact
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As everyone should be. They're the best insects!

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    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk to them like a crazy lady "You stay over there eating the bugs and i'll stay over here minding my own business. We good."

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good idea to know which spiders can actually hurt you and which can't based on where you live... A brown recluse could hide in your shoe and cause you to lose a leg, but a cute fat jumping spider may look you in the eye, but they'd rather pounce on bugs that are actively searching for you to drink your blood than do anything to you unless you try to hurt them. Spiders are often our friends if you don't mess with them. Or even if they're not, be cautious with the hidey ones and don't mess with the ones you see and they could care less about you.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a large Wolf spider (no bebbies) outside so my cats wouldn't harm her, and I've been riddled with guilt ever since.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the annoying things about living alone. No one to take care of the spiders (and assorted bugs, and voles, and mice) but you.

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    Myrtia Daskalaki
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but would you step on a Lego?

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a really traumatic experience because my palate is different than normal (not flat but as if stepped, I don't know the right term). It hurt really badly and the mold didn't fit in my mouth properly, which caused the mold material to run down my throat and finally I had to sit up suddenly and threw up in my lap. A memorable day indeed and I'd rather step on broken glass than put that mold in my mouth ever again.

    The acorn fell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a defective palate as well! Only discovered that everyone else's was smooth or at least vaulted about 2 years ago. The newbie hygienist said the lump in my mouth might be cancer, but dentist said nope, unusual but normal. It must have been awful with that mold in your mouth, rubbing as it must have done :(

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    Chirp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dentist now has imaging to make very accurate scans of your teeth, no need for those awful trays if material shoved in your mouth. Had a night guard made and it fit perfectly

    zims
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally puked and they didn't take it out

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there is too much mold and it reaches your palate, it causes a gag reflex. My dentist had "gagger" in big letters at the top of my chart

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. They always had to sit me up when doing those dam impressions. The stuff they use smells exactly like the old green Palmolive dish detergent and makes me gag any time I smell it and I'm 63 now. Braces at the UNC Dental School was a long time ago.

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, I hated this so much. I've always had a sensitive mouth. This would cause physical pain that would go up into my head and cause a massive headache that would last for hours.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of my eye teeth had to get pulled, presumably thanks to my dad’s genetics. The same went for both of my siblings. All of us went through these same struggles.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is happening in this photo? I must be lucky because I have no idea.

    ScrapieChick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are having a mould of their teeth made. I have to have one done every 3 years or so of my bottom jaw as I have Bruxism (I grit my teeth when I sleep) but it's done for all sorts of reasons like dental restoration, prosthetics and "oral appliances".

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is annoying, the other one might start a fire

    yeeyee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one comes off first at the end of the day? The glasses or the earbuds? Or just one the ole rip the mask off and let everything else follow lol

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike? Is that Mike Wazovsky? Hell, yes, yes, yes!

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me..

    mp7dvnrw85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say, “What the f*ck did you do to Mike???”

    Candy Ghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he sang as he opened it; "You and me, me and you, both of us TOGETHERRR!!"

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five minutes before guests arrive: me shoving stuff in the cupboard under the stairs, Mr Auntriarch starting to polish the silver cake forks and I'm not planning to serve cake.

    Mammuttipähkinä
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to stuff everything to my walk-in wardrobe. Every single visitor i had confused it as a bathroom and opened the door. Sigh.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence "Darling, we have to invite some guests over so that the house gets really tidy again"

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just keep a few get well cards on my mantle. That way if anyone comes over, they'll think I've been too sick to clean.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT THIS HOUSE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE

    Sarah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my one of my favorite YT videos and it's about this topic, exactly. Sorry if it doesn't post as a link. Can't figure out how to do that on mobile. https://youtu.be/GBwELzvnrQg?si=EtecWZixeMemlRN4

    Jan Mc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be like that. Then I got smart and stopped allowing people in.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do most women do this when someone is due to visit and have everything in place..it is inviting and an inherited psycho reaction women have more often grown up with told 'to do' for generations.Those who are super messy are also considered as serious losers.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum is doing this while making choux pastry for eclairs or something.

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    joann fielding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's has to be one of the most American things I've ever seen. I'm American, btw. Haha

    JohninND
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might pass the quick glance test.

    Nick Szalai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp! We have the truck, and the red solo cup. Just need my girl, a dirt road, and a party to complete this modern country music song.

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it works, it works! Why overthink/over pay for a standard 'fix'?

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have red solo cups for tail/brake lights, you might be a redneck...

    James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a red cup moment...

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    Pa Pa Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $4 dollars HA HA HA amateurs, Californian here $4 is cheap

    Kyomara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $4 is really cute, come to germany here it‘s about $7

    Rebecca Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a broken let or head or to in someones future

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember about 14 years ago, it was a fine frog's hair away from $5, at least in PA. In CA, it was probably $1. Could've definitely used those then

    Nancy Lynch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would just make me fall faster.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stupid a*s will be talking to somebody on my phone, while freaking out a little when I can't feel the phone in my pocket.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I was looking for my glasses while wearing my glasses.

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    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...why on earth would you have an unwrapped chicken sandwich in your pocket? 😂

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I want a mchicken now and they're not even that good.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can live without sandwiches/burgers in my pockets.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it that's a hotdog (looks more like a McChicken sandwich to me).

    El hefe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously a McChicken. Why would you have a hot dog in your pocket?

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    Terri Rowland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I always go around with a burger in my pocket..

    Gica Rey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about that sandwich.

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more like back cheeks, his butt is where his tail is.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat me to it. I believe what she’s talking about is referred to as back cleavage. Like when you’re wearing an outfit with a low back, your bra is tight, and you have a lot of loose skin.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you coat those in chees sauce and then squeeze them it would look like they are throwing up on your spoon. Or worse, spaghetti sauce - coughing up blood

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're paranoid that someone is watching you, that's actually a good way to test whether they are or not. :)

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Mama OOOOOOOOO0000!🎶

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a little silhouette of a man. Scaramouche do the fandango.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then fall asleep on the couch, drooling all over your face.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all that after it took an hour to look through Netflix and Prime and pick out that movie in the first place, because you had no idea what you wanted to watch and there’s a ton of s**t listed that you have to sift through to find something you’re kind of maybe sort of interested in watching.

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    Barry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else would you pronounce "knee"?

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronounced as Bolonja not Belownee.

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, I hoped for the solution in the comment section. How can anyone pronounce it so wrong, that this makes sence? Anyway, thanks for enlightenment.

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are all amatuers. It needs to say Lab Experiment day 63

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add the line 'Spider Experiment Inside'

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really should make lockable food containers for people living and working in places where snack and food theft is a common occurrence that no post-it notes or written threats can deter.😂

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like that idea, you should patent and sell this..

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go to a country show, they generally couldn’t care less how old you are

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know what the country show is, but where I lived it was the Korean convenience store. They would ask for your id, look at it for a split second and say okay, no matter what year you were born.

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    jasper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he buys Mad Dog? Ewww

    WJW _
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that potential and he gets the worst alcohol.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nip over the border to virtually any other country.

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    HardBoiledBlonde
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Continues through your adulthood until they die.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not just from parents. Bosses and other a******s too.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flip side, I finally got my 14yo to admit that when he says "that doesn't make any sense" he actually means "I understand what you're saying, I just don't like it and am trying to discredit you." Yay attempting to be honest about what we're saying and have conversations instead of arguments!

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's bc most people are actually spoilt toddlers trapped in the adult bodies. Try reasoning with an angry three-year-old. In my case, parents 'solved' the problem by claiming I'm crazy.

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubled over, in tears. Yes I know it's bad but......that doggies disgruntled little face

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least a car-harness. >_< I have two large dogs (GSD mix and a Belgian Malinois) and they both have special harnesses just for the car that click into the seatbelt thingy. I can't imagine driving with an unrestrained animal in the car. Even when I take my cats somewhere, I belt their carriers into the seat with the seatbelt.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the officer asks to see your phone and the time stamp shows this photo is the last thing you did before you ran the red light and t-boned the other car. If this isn't fake then driver taking photos of their dog might explain why they had to hit the brakes. (or hit something)

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    Alan Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, really? Who knew? It's a good thing you were around to point this out!

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH I just don't get why some places don't have safety checks to ensure a car is legal to be on the road.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will stop on a dime, provided the guy you ran over has one in his pocket.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd literally be sliding on a dry, milled road with more texture than your tires.

    Erick L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably won't get far with these slicks.

    Chris Christo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are really tired tires. Don't give them a brake in the rain please.

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    Michael Ortt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to eat all of these, instead of selling them.

    Aussi Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, and then have to pay for them all

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    Katie Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school made us sell seeds instead and nobody wanted to buy the damn things.

    Grooks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fundraisers of moi childhood. *sigh* I miss those days.

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    Kathy Brooke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just keep a little sand bag in the footwell

    audri
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that changes where the pedals are, how?

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    Margaret H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where platform shoes came in useful. (Mary was 4'11")

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    L Norton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4hr nap. And the crusty socks will be ready to slip into. What a feeling. Wait isn't that a song?

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm. Crunchy. 😷

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    G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cup of tea and a bong 😁

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this must be the G-Rated version, then. Starbucks and a vape.

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    Weaponized Beef
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a crack pipe? Some.. kind of wind instrument?

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    Dan Cone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like people how I like my tea,... In a bag, Underwater...

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With their feet buried in cement while they sleep with the fishes?

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    J J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were black olives

    Gaerwing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my men how I like my wine. Rich, old and locked in the cellar.

    Anike
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I counted the grapes 🥴

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    VNES101
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does look REEEEALLY excited.

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    Bobby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The audacity to think other countries have the same foods or even know what they are

    Megan Humphries
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a point, but also one would think if they have it on the menu they would maybe do a little research as to what something is and what people would be expecting.

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in Spain. Eat Spanish food. Don't be a GD 3 year old.

    Ryan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know its a joke, but do people just go to restaurants and just ask for whatever? What's a menu anyway?

    Chris Christo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly as you ordered. Next time, order something with a weirder name and see how it goes.

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends if the popcorn was salted or sweet.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried sweet pop corn from some germans one time, maybe 15 years ago, have not tried that again! 😄

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    Barry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird that they have that on the menu

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo ... what should this have looked like?

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KFC has something called "chicken popcorn" which is little balls of fried chicken. Basically, there is no chicken in there and you just eat fried breading

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    Jenn Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His music seems more important than than the shower

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    Eevi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting on the stringlights in the back wall was apparently quite dangerous, I think!

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    Paula MV
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely the same place

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What dumbfuckery did you pull to nearly die while decorating a balcony?

    Fack Suckerberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had to stand on a ladder close to the railing to mount the upper lights.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks cozy. Bet the mosquitos agree.

    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he stand on the balcony glass wall to hang the lights maybe?

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent far too long trying to figure out why certain letters were red before I even realized they were all rearranged.

    Vanessa Steis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started singing the ABC song in my head while looking at the reartranged keys :D

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she really gotta keep that eyebrow routine up forever now

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you take her hostage after stalking her or something?

    Cath Rowe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the head was tattooed onto his chest ?