But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white

I love the smirk of the kid! 😁👍

Mine, too.

Darth Bride

I want one

The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.

I AM the brokest I've ever been...AND about to be homeless.

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

what kind of malls do you ppl go to

It's the little things..

He should enjoy it. It is the last time he is n^n years old.

Michlle took me shell

This seems like it would be satisfying

Your Genie has climaxed. You may now make your wishes

Olive garden's a restaurant, right?

Hmm... I have not had cinnamon toast in ages. Now I kind of want.

and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.

Problem is that the teachers doesn't get it either so we can't teach it to the students 😉

We don't get 'life classes' in school, although it should be a thing. Covering taxes, getting your own healthcare, managing a budget, advocation for yourself, basically all the life things parents were supposed to teach us. Grandmother cared more about how a bed should be made properly than understanding investments and creating lifelong financial stability. I don't need to know how to get sharp corners on a bedsheet, I need to know which stock options to go with!

But don't forget everything you learn at school will be used - when your kids if you have them have homework. The main issue I have is that some science has been updated. Also why is maths al earlier. I was not learning this level of maths at 11. Let them enjoy more childhood.

USA here. Problem is, it's a conflict of interest for the government to teach you the truth about taxes, student loans, or the true value of higher-education (especially liberal arts degrees).

I thought the organelles were.

At MY high school, all the prices were conveniently rounded up so that tax was included, because they knew us dopey kids couldn't do maths...

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I'm 66 and I can't believe that people can't believe it's not butter

The dinos look like they all hold little chips bags.

Horses too. Silly things.

Growing up there was a neighborhood dog that would get loose. He was huge. He woild jump on you in excitement. His paws would be on your shoulders ( we were tall teenagers ). If he was too excited he would knock you down. Fun dog.

Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.

Ok, I laughed at this way too hard 🤣🤣🤣

A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.

Genius. Now all you need is dumb cops. :)

(Insert inappropriate joke about where those fingers have been.)

Potential /s

AKA - "I stole these for you."

And does the doggo's owner get up to check? nooooo..........

Lotoo not Lotto?

That's impressive cutting.

I know

"Okay kids, Normally we would be showing you the nuclear reactor... but Bob sent it away to be cleaned. Bob is no longer with us which takes us to why you should never anger the boss"

Great joke, Mr. Manson!

SO TRUE OMG!

hey buddy...mind if I get out first?