Life is full of randomness. One second you're confidently walking down the street, and the next, your feet are tripping over absolutely nothing. So why not embrace that and laugh at the absurd? The Instagram account 'Satisfy Daily' is packed with funny memes that are so relatable, they make you feel seen. No, really—who's watching me to create these? It's like someone has a front-row seat to my most ridiculous moments, and honestly, I'm not even mad for it.
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But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white
That's what happens when you mess around. I did, and now I have great grandkids!
"..Never thought it would come to this" (Hot Chocolate, 1982)
Load More Replies...the boss is laughing 2 if u look in the mirror!
Load More Replies..."Well, you couldn't have won without me, so we'll call it a draw."
I love low-rent costumes. When I was broke for Halloween one year and the office mandated coming in dressed up, i went to work early with a loaf of bread from my pantry, printed out a picture of a medal, sticky taped it to my shoulders and declared "I'm a bread winner!'. $2 costume, worth every penny.
Psychologist Dave Smallen studied emotional patterns of the ways we relate to one another, and he found that:
Happy Connections (62%): Most people felt happy and appreciated during these moments, with few negative emotions like sadness or anxiety. Think of the joy you feel catching up with a friend over coffee.
Vulnerable Connections (17%): Some people felt vulnerable emotions like sadness, anxiety, or anger, balanced with relief, happiness, and compassion. This might be like those times when sharing something personal makes you feel a bit lighter afterward.
Supportive Connections (21%): This group mostly felt compassion and sadness, especially when supporting someone else. Picture comforting a friend through a rough day—not exactly joyful, but deeply meaningful.
Just back from Legoland over the border in Denmark - it was amazing! I think I loved it as much as the kids. And my husband, who never had any toys when growing up, had the time of his life. Such happy memories made.
"From this example, we can see that people generally have complex emotional experiences when they connect, often experiencing more than one identifiable emotion, sometimes both positive and negative emotions at once," Smallen said.
"Our gratitude, or appreciation, is a useful signal that we’ve had a meaningful interaction. Even if all we did was wave with a passerby on the street, we feel appreciation that our mind just encountered another mind in a satisfying way. Indeed, people in all three groups ... were fairly likely to have said they felt appreciative regardless of the kind of interaction they had."
The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.
As an atheist, it's to find out whose it is and return it to them just as I found it, with no expectation of reward. Because that's the kind and just thing to do.
As a Christian I'd do exactly what you would do. Has nothing to do with religion, but with being a good person.
Load More Replies...30+yrs ago my uncle found a wallet in December in Portsmouth, England. It was filled to the brim with about 3k in cash. My uncle made decent money and was raised to be honest, he handed it in to the local police station. They contacted the wallet owner, he asked the police to pass a message to my uncle that the cash was the entirety of their Christmas budget, because of my uncle their kids would still get presents and dinner that year. That has spurred me my whole life to always hand back cash if there's actually an owner's name with it, because I don't know whose happiness I could be stealing. "The Bible is too wordy, it should be one sheet of paper with one sentence: try not to be a C U N T.". Let's live that.
3K my god how many kids did they have? and are they feeding an army?
Load More Replies...Obviously, why wouldn't you return the empty wallet you found
Load More Replies...grab it and immediately hide it from my dad lol and then spend it all in one thing......
I hope you are able to access some resources that will help you.
Load More Replies...When you're going through the ashtray opening up butts to try and scrape together enough tobacco to roll a cigarette...
Ouch. I know this. Smoking 'Refries' we called it.
Load More Replies...I waited until the end of lunch at school for all the kids to leave so I could raid the trashcan for their half-eaten sandwiches and apples. No food or money at home. If it had gotten back to my grandmother that I had asked anyone for food or let them know about our situation at home, the shame of it would make her beat me black and blue. Kept my mouth shut and kept raiding the trash for a year.
That makes my heart hurt for little you, I'm so sorry you went through that..
Load More Replies...While awaiting our first checks as nurses, my roommate and I cleaned out every purse, wallet, coat pocket for spare change. We bought 1 can of chili and 2 individual bags of Fritos!! Best frito pie every.
I bought something for $10 with a check, but I only had $8 in my account, so it bounced, and they charged me $30 for bouncing the check. So I went from feeling like I had $10 to learning I only had $8 to really having $0 to having -$22. So if I had given the bank $21, I STILL would have been broker than broke. Yeah, that was the brokest I've ever been.
Either the months as a kid we just ate rice and beans or the time I had 6 bucks in my bank account, -1500 on my credit card, and over 200k in student loan debt. And was unemployed.
spenty all my money on snacks at camp, found a fallen off glass cross keychain (without string which is y it fell off) to give to my mom...
What immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fearful symmetry?
Load More Replies...Sooooo, your tiger is a tiger swallowing another little tiger? WAY TOO meta, kid.
Tigers are critically endangered and rare. Some species are extinct. Keep your tiger safe.
Silverback gorilla. I'd go chill somewhere and leave all the juice bars etc for him to rule
Yeah for real. And he'd be easy to keep track of. Those mambas would be hidden in minutes
Load More Replies...Thank heavens I hate shopping with a passion and avoid shopping centres/malls like the plague!
Definitely a gorilla. Lots of,places to hide plus you’ll definitely hear him coming
Gorilla, DUH... but why are either one of them loose at the mall????
Mambas the whole freaking way. I’ll take snake any day over being beaten to death with my own leg after being fed my own arm
Little did the OP know, but THIS is what sent everyone online to shop at Amazon, dooming malls forever more...
Smallen believes the key to connecting meaningfully in everyday life isn’t having an interaction that feels happy or even comfortable at that moment, nor is it required that we face vulnerable emotions alongside everyone we want to feel connected with. "Meaningful connections happen when we meet one another where we both are ... emotionally in that moment, within the particular context we are in," he explained.
My hubby hid in the shower, wearing a Penny wise the clown mask, to scare me just before Halloween. My hubby is 72.
After seeing the supermarket receipt, nothing else is going to scare his wife.
this is totally something my husband would do once we reach old age. we tease and do stupid stuff already. we have constant fun. he would totally do this or something like this. heck hed even do it now. hed prob b worried id have a panic attack but nah i kno hes the only one crazy enough to attempt purposely scaring me lol
omg, my boyfriend loves to do s**t like this. Keeps me on alert though.
Why oh why do I feel that the candles are in reverse order? It doesn't matter, but 3x9 looks better than 9x3.
Yeah, but wait until she finds the box of salt you left in the kitchen cupboard.
Stealing this description to go in my repertoire of alternate animal titles like Trashpanda and Dangernoodle.
I once peeled a grape just to prove that I could do it. It was fun.
My son used to do this and he grew strawberry plants from those tiny seeds. I wish he was still with me.
So what matters is responding adequately to the needs of the moment—is it a time to laugh? Or is it a time to put your hand over your friend's shoulder? Is it time to have a heart-to-heart with our family members? Or is it time to join forces with them in our righteous anger? Every now and then, things can get a bit messy before we find our flow with other people, and that's OK.
Your oil is low. Start adding some ASAP or you will need major engine work!
Yes but it's not really Italian food. I love the 5 cheese ziti al forno, but I still call it 'Italian McDonalds'.
Load More Replies...I do dress like that sometimes, but not 24/7. I'm a restless sleeper and the tie gets all tangled up.
I ummm do wear this mostly... husband's choice, usually cause he likes a 7'4 well-dressed man {me}, and I like making people look at me more than twice...i might ....WE might have a problem lol
I would like a tall well-dressed man gay/straight/Martian.
Load More Replies...I still have a shaker of mixed sugar and cinnamon in the cupboard! Mom's special ratio.
had a little McDonald's meal maker and you pulled the crust off the bread put it in the "cutter" to make "fries" and dusted them with a mix of cinnamon and sugar so they looked "cooked and salted" and that was our lil mc donalds fries maker lol Thats how i first found about this num num, when i later wanted it in life and didn't have that frie maker, and made it a full brea thing and..... life was good
Best way to make it that I've found is to slice up some butter (nuke it a few seconds to make it nice and soft), then mix the sugar and cinnamon into the softened butter to make a spread, like the butter at Texas Roadhouse. It makes amazing cinnamon toast!
My mom used to make this for us. It was treat!! I still make it on occasion!
We must have very different lives. When I had cinnamon toast recently my stepdad said 'why are you being posh?'
and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.
In eighth grade we had a mandatory "Business" class when we were taught how to use a check book. Many of the kids failed it because it involves advanced mathematics called addition and subtraction. Two skills many will never in their lifetime master.
I envy my kids' home ec. classes. I had none of this.
Load More Replies...Problem is that the teachers doesn't get it either so we can't teach it to the students 😉
We don't get 'life classes' in school, although it should be a thing. Covering taxes, getting your own healthcare, managing a budget, advocation for yourself, basically all the life things parents were supposed to teach us. Grandmother cared more about how a bed should be made properly than understanding investments and creating lifelong financial stability. I don't need to know how to get sharp corners on a bedsheet, I need to know which stock options to go with!
Basic contract law should also be included, such as what a car lease means and key renters rights and obligations
Load More Replies...secondly, in the equation y=mx+b, m is the slope and b is the y-intercept. so if you have a slope of 5 over 10, and the y-intercept is 2, then the equation would go y=1/2x+2
But don't forget everything you learn at school will be used - when your kids if you have them have homework. The main issue I have is that some science has been updated. Also why is maths al earlier. I was not learning this level of maths at 11. Let them enjoy more childhood.
They don't even add the same way we did. My children looked at me like I was incompetent when I said "carry the 1". Now I have a grandson and he does something even different with addition, so his mom gets to look like the relic now.
Load More Replies...I learned about taxes in highschool in a required economics class. It was so boring that the teacher who also was the goofiest looking dude would give you a zero for the day if you fell asleep because obviously falling asleep was quite rampant. All I remember was him droning on about bank accounts or whatever and then sudden he was beside me telling me in my ear that I had a zero. At least it got a laugh from the class.
USA here. Problem is, it's a conflict of interest for the government to teach you the truth about taxes, student loans, or the true value of higher-education (especially liberal arts degrees).
Where is it that the government is responsible to teach you to consider the consequences of your decisions? " It is not my fault..." level of maturity
Load More Replies...And the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of..umm, err, ...I forget.
"Regardless of the kind of situation we are in, if we enter an interaction with openness and curiosity, and try to show one another that we understand, validate, and care about the feelings that we each express, we are on the right track to meaningful human connection," Smallen said.
I accidentally dropped some real butter in with my "I Can't believe It's Not Butter" and now I don't know what the hell to believe.
Load More Replies...I'm 43 and can't believe that an idiot like Trump might be president again 🤯
I'm 18 and reading this thread because I can't take the election stress
Load More Replies...I'm 420. Uh, what was the rest of the question?
Load More Replies...I'm 63 and I can't believe we haven't had at least one zombie apocalypse yet.
We did have, and he's back. I'm 82 and I do not approve this message.
Load More Replies...I'm 38 and I can't take BP bugging me anymore about becoming a member so I don't have to see advertisements hidden in every form
I'm 69 and can't believe that the Orange Buffoon has been re-elected as El Presidente of the Banana Republic.
AI, it does look like chip bags but it's actually paper cards/labels. You can see it pretty good on the one in top left because the folded card is opened.
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who thinks that's kind of mean? Child looks pretty distressed, and someone intentionally did that and then took a picture...
No, you're not the only one. Let's stress a kid out through fear and post it on the internet. Nice.
Load More Replies...Someone placed dinos on their stairs to scare the cat. It worked.
Load More Replies...My dog actually does sit like that, both back legs stuck straight out to the side and his little bumbum stops him from balancing so he kinda rocks around in a complete circle...
Growing up there was a neighborhood dog that would get loose. He was huge. He woild jump on you in excitement. His paws would be on your shoulders ( we were tall teenagers ). If he was too excited he would knock you down. Fun dog.
My friend's old rottweiler was like that. He was like the size of a pickup truck and all he wanted was cuddles and belly rubs.
Load More Replies...The size of the dog is inversely proportional to the size of the attitude
They’re not wrong. Napoleon would be an appropriate name for most small breed dogs.
Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.
Serious answer - there are videos on youtube showing the process and it's kind of impressive. Short version is barge out an absolutely huge tower base, then put it in the water on location and fill with water so it sinks into place. Then they put the top 'working' part of the platform on. Pretty big undertaking.
Do they bring the bricks to the location in Lego bags? Please tell me they do!
Load More Replies...Y'all remember those little dinosaur capsules you throw in water and they grow right? Welllll...
Ozy, That's a myth. Oil doesn't really come from dinosaurs. (yuk yuk)
Load More Replies...Thanks I just spent 20 minutes reading about how they build these.
Beats me. I can't even work out how they build those massive long, long road bridges over oceans and chasms.
Wow. So if they can build an ocean, can they also dismantle one? You know, when it's in the way because some company wants to build a shopping mall, a housing estate, etc? And can I apply for planning permission while the ocean's still there, so I don't go to the expense of dismantling it, and then find I can't build at all. . . Sorry, getting a bit excited now!
A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.
When I had a dog, and live alone I always answered "does he bite" with "only if I tell him to".
My answer to does you dog bite has been "Not yet" for every dog we've had.
So it's that time of the month, again? ......................... for shopping?
Why are you not getting your man to carry the shopping... first rule of any relationship.. train your significant other well..
Are you not using reusable grocery bags? They can hold so much more and are way easier to carry.
Dude, no. Getting high isn't a problem, IMHO. But driving while high is as bad as driving drunk. You put other lives at risk. Not okay.
life hacks. But, hold on that's not a DL. That's just an ID. I think the cop is going to notice.
you can smell the weed from looking at this photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sure the gardener who spent months nurturing flowers until they finally bloomed in their full glory just LOVES that your broke behind swooped in and cut off the blooms so your wife could enjoy them at the gardener's expense. Seriously if you gonna do this, cut WILD flowers ya thief
Meagan, Exactly. A basic concept we had to teach my grandkids when they were little. It was fine when they would bring me a pretty rock or flower from my own yard. It was usually gravel from my driveway or a dandelion. But we had to teach them the better flowers in other people's yards are actually grown with intent and belong to the owner. Understandable mistake for a 5 year old, but something you'd think a grown man would understand.
Load More Replies...My friend's dad forgot to bring flowers to the hospital when she was born. He had been "wetting the baby's head" with some chums, and crossing the hospital car park (yes he had driven there from the pub, it was the 50s) thought it was a good idea to pick some flowers there. Which would have been bad enough, but he got them caught in the door on the way into the building. Her mother was not amused.
My name was misspelled on my first AAA insurance card… as “IAFAC.”
I got Robert Los Squarinos (HOW??), sent it back and got Robert L Squirrels. Third time the charm? NO!! Robert L Savares. I'm British by descent but I went from Hispanic, to a wild animal to a Greek in 3 license tries. Leave it to PennDOT!
Load More Replies...I was one inverted number from winning 270 million on the Power Ball game 4 years ago. I had 4 numbers and the power ball. The number I did not have was 25. I had 52 instead. Still won $50,000.
Japanese people who traditionally read from top to bottom: 😃 Every other country:😔
You matter to someone, even if you don't know it. Don't give up!
Load More Replies..."Okay kids, Normally we would be showing you the nuclear reactor... but Bob sent it away to be cleaned. Bob is no longer with us which takes us to why you should never anger the boss"
I actually went to a nuclear reactor on a field trip in elementary school...
Load More Replies...Senior year, I went on a college field trip, and the genius idiot stole something from the nuclear lab. When we got back, the cops were waiting and took him away. Like I said, genius idiot. Drop out of college the next year because the teachers were all jealous because he could pass all their tests but never attend class. Had an Arminean afro almost as high as he was tall.
My mom lives two blocks from my high school and I swear every time I go over to her house they've made something way better than when I went there.
This literally happened to TOWNS after I moved!!!! Went from nothingness, boring places to full of festivals, great dining, bike paths, etc. Am I the curse?!?
I went to an all girls high school. It became co-ed a couple of years after I left 🤣
After I left, they tore down the high school. No really. Put in a Costco.
WOW. Do I ever have the perfect girl for you. She's gorgeous and lives right up here. Just pull over and we'll go see her right now...please.
If I was asked on a date by a cat, he wouldn't need to take me anywhere this amazing, I'd be happy just chilling on the couch.
Yes! OMG I was just gonna comment about hotels!
Load More Replies...Nope the second picture is the shower at my house too because my landlady did such an excellent job with the plumbing /S.
This made me laugh way too hard. Probably because I have three brothers and 2 sisters.
Now you brats fix the door. Or you sleep out side tonight!" She emphatically say.
Everyone instinctively knows that spider is getting ready to jump down your throat.
I talk to them like a crazy lady "You stay over there eating the bugs and i'll stay over here minding my own business. We good."
It's a good idea to know which spiders can actually hurt you and which can't based on where you live... A brown recluse could hide in your shoe and cause you to lose a leg, but a cute fat jumping spider may look you in the eye, but they'd rather pounce on bugs that are actively searching for you to drink your blood than do anything to you unless you try to hurt them. Spiders are often our friends if you don't mess with them. Or even if they're not, be cautious with the hidey ones and don't mess with the ones you see and they could care less about you.
I put a large Wolf spider (no bebbies) outside so my cats wouldn't harm her, and I've been riddled with guilt ever since.
That's one of the annoying things about living alone. No one to take care of the spiders (and assorted bugs, and voles, and mice) but you.
This was a really traumatic experience because my palate is different than normal (not flat but as if stepped, I don't know the right term). It hurt really badly and the mold didn't fit in my mouth properly, which caused the mold material to run down my throat and finally I had to sit up suddenly and threw up in my lap. A memorable day indeed and I'd rather step on broken glass than put that mold in my mouth ever again.
I have a defective palate as well! Only discovered that everyone else's was smooth or at least vaulted about 2 years ago. The newbie hygienist said the lump in my mouth might be cancer, but dentist said nope, unusual but normal. It must have been awful with that mold in your mouth, rubbing as it must have done :(
Load More Replies...if there is too much mold and it reaches your palate, it causes a gag reflex. My dentist had "gagger" in big letters at the top of my chart
OMG. They always had to sit me up when doing those dam impressions. The stuff they use smells exactly like the old green Palmolive dish detergent and makes me gag any time I smell it and I'm 63 now. Braces at the UNC Dental School was a long time ago.
Oh god, I hated this so much. I've always had a sensitive mouth. This would cause physical pain that would go up into my head and cause a massive headache that would last for hours.
Both of my eye teeth had to get pulled, presumably thanks to my dad’s genetics. The same went for both of my siblings. All of us went through these same struggles.
They are having a mould of their teeth made. I have to have one done every 3 years or so of my bottom jaw as I have Bruxism (I grit my teeth when I sleep) but it's done for all sorts of reasons like dental restoration, prosthetics and "oral appliances".
Load More Replies...If he sang as he opened it; "You and me, me and you, both of us TOGETHERRR!!"
Five minutes before guests arrive: me shoving stuff in the cupboard under the stairs, Mr Auntriarch starting to polish the silver cake forks and I'm not planning to serve cake.
I used to stuff everything to my walk-in wardrobe. Every single visitor i had confused it as a bathroom and opened the door. Sigh.
I just keep a few get well cards on my mantle. That way if anyone comes over, they'll think I've been too sick to clean.
Why do most women do this when someone is due to visit and have everything in place..it is inviting and an inherited psycho reaction women have more often grown up with told 'to do' for generations.Those who are super messy are also considered as serious losers.
My Mum is doing this while making choux pastry for eclairs or something.
That's has to be one of the most American things I've ever seen. I'm American, btw. Haha
Welp! We have the truck, and the red solo cup. Just need my girl, a dirt road, and a party to complete this modern country music song.
If you have red solo cups for tail/brake lights, you might be a redneck...
I remember about 14 years ago, it was a fine frog's hair away from $5, at least in PA. In CA, it was probably $1. Could've definitely used those then
My stupid a*s will be talking to somebody on my phone, while freaking out a little when I can't feel the phone in my pocket.
Yeah. I was looking for my glasses while wearing my glasses.
Load More Replies...It's obviously a McChicken. Why would you have a hot dog in your pocket?
Load More Replies...Understanding how to navigate meaningful interactions can be challenging, but insights into emotional connections can offer valuable guidance. For those interested in practical strategies to improve their day-to-day experiences, exploring techniques for managing personal situations effectively can provide useful support.
You might find approaches that focus on taking charge of your circumstances particularly enlightening.
Beat me to it. I believe what she’s talking about is referred to as back cleavage. Like when you’re wearing an outfit with a low back, your bra is tight, and you have a lot of loose skin.
Load More Replies...If you coat those in chees sauce and then squeeze them it would look like they are throwing up on your spoon. Or worse, spaghetti sauce - coughing up blood
If you're paranoid that someone is watching you, that's actually a good way to test whether they are or not. :)
And all that after it took an hour to look through Netflix and Prime and pick out that movie in the first place, because you had no idea what you wanted to watch and there’s a ton of s**t listed that you have to sift through to find something you’re kind of maybe sort of interested in watching.
Load More Replies...Thanks, I hoped for the solution in the comment section. How can anyone pronounce it so wrong, that this makes sence? Anyway, thanks for enlightenment.
Load More Replies...They really should make lockable food containers for people living and working in places where snack and food theft is a common occurrence that no post-it notes or written threats can deter.😂
I really like that idea, you should patent and sell this..
Load More Replies...Just go to a country show, they generally couldn’t care less how old you are
Don't know what the country show is, but where I lived it was the Korean convenience store. They would ask for your id, look at it for a split second and say okay, no matter what year you were born.
Load More Replies...And not just from parents. Bosses and other a******s too.
Load More Replies...On the flip side, I finally got my 14yo to admit that when he says "that doesn't make any sense" he actually means "I understand what you're saying, I just don't like it and am trying to discredit you." Yay attempting to be honest about what we're saying and have conversations instead of arguments!
Or at least a car-harness. >_< I have two large dogs (GSD mix and a Belgian Malinois) and they both have special harnesses just for the car that click into the seatbelt thingy. I can't imagine driving with an unrestrained animal in the car. Even when I take my cats somewhere, I belt their carriers into the seat with the seatbelt.
Load More Replies...When the officer asks to see your phone and the time stamp shows this photo is the last thing you did before you ran the red light and t-boned the other car. If this isn't fake then driver taking photos of their dog might explain why they had to hit the brakes. (or hit something)
Wow, really? Who knew? It's a good thing you were around to point this out!
Load More Replies...It will stop on a dime, provided the guy you ran over has one in his pocket.
Those are really tired tires. Don't give them a brake in the rain please.
Me too, and then have to pay for them all
Load More Replies...My school made us sell seeds instead and nobody wanted to buy the damn things.
So this must be the G-Rated version, then. Starbucks and a vape.
Load More Replies...With their feet buried in cement while they sleep with the fishes?
Load More Replies...The audacity to think other countries have the same foods or even know what they are
You have a point, but also one would think if they have it on the menu they would maybe do a little research as to what something is and what people would be expecting.
Load More Replies...Exactly as you ordered. Next time, order something with a weirder name and see how it goes.
I tried sweet pop corn from some germans one time, maybe 15 years ago, have not tried that again! 😄
Load More Replies...KFC has something called "chicken popcorn" which is little balls of fried chicken. Basically, there is no chicken in there and you just eat fried breading
Load More Replies...His music seems more important than than the shower
Load More Replies...Putting on the stringlights in the back wall was apparently quite dangerous, I think!
Load More Replies...He had to stand on a ladder close to the railing to mount the upper lights.
I spent far too long trying to figure out why certain letters were red before I even realized they were all rearranged.
I started singing the ABC song in my head while looking at the reartranged keys :D
Come on now. The majority of articles posted today are repeats.
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