But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white

I love the smirk of the kid! 😁👍

Mine, too.

Darth Bride

I want one

The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.

I would be an honest person and return it to the owner, money and all. Then I would regret being such an honest person

30+yrs ago my uncle found a wallet in December in Portsmouth, England. It was filled to the brim with about 3k in cash. My uncle made decent money and was raised to be honest, he handed it in to the local police station. They contacted the wallet owner, he asked the police to pass a message to my uncle that the cash was the entirety of their Christmas budget, because of my uncle their kids would still get presents and dinner that year. That has spurred me my whole life to always hand back cash if there's actually an owner's name with it, because I don't know whose happiness I could be stealing. "The Bible is too wordy, it should be one sheet of paper with one sentence: try not to be a C U N T.". Let's live that.

Bad karma if you take the money

My creditors are going to be so happy

Looks like all money. I would count it and see if there was any identification and turn it into a police station, letting them know I know how much money was in it.

Take it to the police...DUH ! Someone is frantic...

I'd buy God a nice car.

I'm suspicious and I'd say it's a trap

Years ago the police was chasing a criminal through the neighborhood. The next morning, my newly adult daughter found a purse with close to $1000 in cash. She figured the criminal wasn't going to go to the police hoping for a lost and found situation. So she decided to keep the money, then turned the rest over to the police to track down the criminal.

This is from John Mulaney's comedy special about how you get away from a stick-up situation. "Just carry a wallet filled with $1 bills and a $100 bill on the top. When the robber says, 'Gimme all yer money,' you throw the wallet and run the other way. He'll be too busy counting the ones to come after ya, and you just beat a hasty retreat! Works EVERY TIME..."

See if there's ID, contact the owner & hope maybe a sign of appreciation comes. Decades ago my wife -then GF -and I were out at Fort Lincoln ND and i lost what little money we had. An honest person found & returned it I still include them in my prayers and feel gratitude the 30+ years later . Tried to give them a few $ wouldn't accept it: class act. We were young and poor.

Give thanks, and praise the Lord

I AM the brokest I've ever been...AND about to be homeless.

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

what kind of malls do you ppl go to

It's the little things..

He should enjoy it. It is the last time he is n^n years old.

Michlle took me shell

This seems like it would be satisfying

Your Genie has climaxed. You may now make your wishes

Olive garden's a restaurant, right?

Hmm... I have not had cinnamon toast in ages. Now I kind of want.

and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.

I'm 66 and I can't believe that people can't believe it's not butter

The dinos look like they all hold little chips bags.

Horses too. Silly things.

Growing up there was a neighborhood dog that would get loose. He was huge. He woild jump on you in excitement. His paws would be on your shoulders ( we were tall teenagers ). If he was too excited he would knock you down. Fun dog.

Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.

Ok, I laughed at this way too hard 🤣🤣🤣

A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.

Genius. Now all you need is dumb cops. :)

(Insert inappropriate joke about where those fingers have been.)

Potential /s

AKA - "I stole these for you."

And does the doggo's owner get up to check? nooooo..........

Lotoo not Lotto?

That's impressive cutting.

I know

"Okay kids, Normally we would be showing you the nuclear reactor... but Bob sent it away to be cleaned. Bob is no longer with us which takes us to why you should never anger the boss"

Great joke, Mr. Manson!

SO TRUE OMG!

hey buddy...mind if I get out first?

Go Queen, go…no seriously, go…

Aren't they sunflowers rather than dates?

The door did not make its saving throw.