A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.

I want one

But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white

The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.

and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.

Ok, I laughed at this way too hard 🤣🤣🤣

And does the doggo's owner get up to check? nooooo..........

Mine, too.

I love the smirk of the kid! 😁👍

No, but suitcase would be great...

I'm legally blind, then...

what kind of malls do you ppl go to

AKA - "I stole these for you."

It's the little things..

Michlle took me shell

Darth Bride

Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.

He should enjoy it. It is the last time he is n^n years old.

Your Genie has climaxed. You may now make your wishes

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

It would be better if the 15 was a 13 and the 36 was a 34.

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What is behind that ear? Ewwww

Genius. Now all you need is dumb cops. :)

Yes, but would you step on a Lego?

If you coat those in chees sauce and then squeeze them it would look like they are throwing up on your spoon. Or worse, spaghetti sauce - coughing up blood

The dinos look like they all hold little chips bags.

This seems like it would be satisfying

(Insert inappropriate joke about where those fingers have been.)

Go Queen, go…no seriously, go…

I'm Jared, 19

And every hotel I stay at

I AM the brokest I've ever been...AND about to be homeless.

hey buddy...mind if I get out first?

Aren't they sunflowers rather than dates?

Rear wheel drive

Was it a mark of affection?

Hmm... I have not had cinnamon toast in ages. Now I kind of want.

I know

Olive garden's a restaurant, right?

I take it that's a hotdog (looks more like a McChicken sandwich to me).

That's has to be one of the most American things I've ever seen. I'm American, btw. Haha

The door did not make its saving throw.

Nah, everybody is doing this

Burnnnnnnnn 😁🔥

Bottom left looks like a black version of The Mask

"Okay kids, Normally we would be showing you the nuclear reactor... but Bob sent it away to be cleaned. Bob is no longer with us which takes us to why you should never anger the boss"

Yep...if I had a man right now

Cup of tea and a bong 😁

Just go to a country show, they generally couldn’t care less how old you are

And they're way cuter than mine.

I just keep a little sand bag in the footwell

I like people how I like my tea,... In a bag, Underwater...