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During the holidays, we wish each other a cozy and peaceful time, but the end of the year is often anything but peaceful. According to the APA, 41% of Americans say their stress level increases during the holidays.
But don't fret, fellow Pandas, because we've got you. We're coming at you with a new collection of hilarious memes to take the edge off if you've been feeling stress through the seasonal family dinners and conversations. Take your mind off of things with these funny posts that have nothing to do with the holidays. Season's meme-ings, everyone!
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Debbie 11 months ago
Ok non english speaker here. What is meant with "skinny jeans are out"" - Out, as in out of fashion? Or is it some slang or expression?
James Peek 11 months ago (edited)
Yes, you are correct. Skinny Jean are out. Should never have been in, but what can you do!?!
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Say No to Downvoting 12 months ago
My husband and his friends decided to start turning up to early lectures in their pajamas. On one non-pajama day they overheard a conversation about “These two guys that are totally challenging norms and making a statement about societal expectations by wearing pajamas - it’s so avant garde. So subversive”. They just sat there, chuckling and thinking “No - we’re just lazy”.
Elisabeth Chai 11 months ago
The habit was around in the 1500's at a Dutch university, just saying
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HardBoiledBlonde 12 months ago
I had a Psychology Professor who used to teach Operant, etc, Conditioning in a rat costume with a Teaching Assistant in the front row throwing cans of beer. I went on to work with him on his numerous behavioral studies using rats. He was an extraordinary human being; I miss you George.
Sven Horlemann 11 months ago
This is childish and stupid behaviour. You gotta love him for that, though.
diehardswiftie 9 months ago
me this morning in the car. i had to go back and put my school uniform on. *embarrassed emoji*
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Kris 12 months ago
Not just because he is old but he is also retired and dont spend 9-10 hours at work every day..
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 11 months ago
9-10? Where do you work? My work day is 8.5 hours, including an hour lunch.
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Dragons Exist 11 months ago
Same, I don't need an "excuse" to not do something I hate doing
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RedMarbles 11 months ago
Not saying he didn't also put in the work, but clearly he was blessed with the necessary physiology to even allow this to be possible. Most of us aren't so lucky. Again, no disrespect to him - it's awesome he's doing it.
Let's face it: the holidays often force us to spend more time with the family members we otherwise wouldn't spend that much time with. Add to that the stress of shopping and cooking, and it's almost a surprise how we managed to get through these few weeks at all.
Psychologists say that taking care of our mental health is very important during the holidays. Almost nine in 10 adults in 2023 said there's at least one thing that causes them stress during the holiday season. Financial concerns, finding the right gifts, and food and alcohol-related issues make people worry the most.
#4
Lester the Space Duck 12 months ago
Right? Though, I can understand that most Uber drivers probably don't want someone yakking in the back seat of their car.
Pencil 11 months ago
It still hurts me to think about NYC Taxi Medallion owners. Eight of them took their own lives when Uber was approved to operate in the city. They lost everything they'd worked their whole lives for in an instant.
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General Anaesthesia 12 months ago (edited)
Is the legal limit so high that only fall-down drunks may not drive?
Michelle Pitsiokos 9 months ago
I have dragged so many drunk college students out of Uber. I don't know why the Uber driver doesn't meet us in the ambulance bay. It would make our turn-around time so much faster.
Gena Robinson 10 months ago
As a Uber/Lyft driver, the drunks are the most fun! I also have medical sick bags in the pockets right in front of back seat. Had one rider that used it!
Pam Harris 11 months ago
I would think they'd want to pick you up. Money-making opportunity!!! Don't drive drunk...😜
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ANN VALERYEVNA Sokolovskaya 12 months ago
It looks like an African pouched rat (totally different species) and they're kept as pets and also trained by Apopo to sniff out land mines. So technically yes it's a rat but not the kind you're thinking of.
Multa Nocte 12 months ago
"The Gambian pouched rat is native to Africa and is the world’s largest rat, reaching up to 9 pounds. The average size is 3 pounds, measuring 20-35 inches from the head to the tip of the tail. The body is gray to brown in color, with a lighter belly. Beyond its large size, this rat can be distinguished by its long (14-18 inches), almost hairless tail, with the last third a lighter, off-white color. The Gambian pouched rat gets its name from the way it collects food by stuffing its cheek pouches." Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission
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StumblingThroughLife 12 months ago (edited)
Poor thing. I hate rat poison and those kinds of traps. Imagine how peeps would react if I put traps like that outside my house to stop potential burglars? (Yes, I know: humans are "important/speshul" - well, the elite are...🙄)
Karri Berkowitz 12 months ago
Just put a harness on him. He looks like he would keep robbers away.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
Dee, I think it's still alive! Look at the position of the forelegs - they're held up perpendicular to its chest. If it was dead, all of its limbs would be flopping/hanging down.
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Andrew Keir 11 months ago
I'm in two minds about whether removing graffiti is a good thing or not. Might depend on the quality ...
Gracie Mae 11 months ago (edited)
while i hate that graffiti artists are vandalizing property, I have to admit that I LOVE seeing it! the artwork is usually incredible (I can't draw a straight line), it's a shame they don't focus more on making it an actual profession. have to wonder if this guy was in awe of seeing himself & if he had mixed feelings about removing it...
One way we can alleviate the holiday stress is through laughter. What's more, we might even find a connection with our family members through humor. When we're stressed, we may say some things we don't mean. In the heat of the moment, we might insult, disrespect, or hurt others.
But what if we trained ourselves to have a little bit of humor in these types of stressful situations? Researchers have found that humor helps strengthen bonds, improves communication, and results in more satisfactory relationships. Humor can lighten up a tense conversation and the atmosphere around the holiday dinner table.
#7
Xenia Harley 12 months ago
Sometimes, the juvenile bears who just got pushed out on their own by their mom are sad. It's the first time they are totally on their own finding food. Had one once eating corn I left out for the deer, and he looked so happy. Not that I want to feed bears, but this one was young and looked so content to find food.
Black Cat 11 months ago
I'm glad I dont live in America, I'd find it difficult not to feed the bears and racoons. In my mind we could all be friends.
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Beak Hookage 12 months ago
Algy saw the bear. The bear saw Algy. The bear had a bulge. The bulge was Algy.
ManuelQue 11 months ago
I remember this! Can't recall who wrote it. Sounds like Ogden Nash.
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Uncanny 12 months ago
‘Do me a favour, open the door…and let ‘em in 🎶 🎵’ listen to Paul McCartney. He didn’t get rich by being an idiot. 👍
malleymac84_1 11 months ago
This reminds me of when Winnie the Pooh got stuck in Rabbits doorway.
MAKtheknife 11 months ago
Same thing happened to us as an Animal Rescue group to which I belong. We were catching cats in a house that the owner had recently passed and we had put a trail cam in the house and we saw that a small bear cub was getting through the cat door. Must be a bear thing.
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Dd P 11 months ago
I retired and I love to stay home-no more dealing with people except for running errands occasionally and appointments, I get it.
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Jeremy James 12 months ago
In the US South, we have a saying: "Oh, this about to be some bullshít."
Full of Giggles 12 months ago
Every time my dad walks into the room. He goes on these tangents that nobody asked about. He turns his answer to a “yes or no” question into a History channel documentary. He’s a racist homophobic who has very little tolerance for liberal and “woke” ideologies, which is usually the topic of his tangents. I know some of you are probably thinking he’s just lonely, but no. He’s just a socially inept a-hole that doesn’t give a fudge about other people’s time or beliefs.
XenoMurph 12 months ago
My history channel documentary lectures are the political opposite of his, but still eye rollingly dull. I'm working on it.
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Lester the Space Duck 12 months ago (edited)
I thought you weren't supposed to be f*****g other people after the wedding? 🤔
Auntriarch 12 months ago
Lester you are in grave danger of winning the internet today
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Full of Giggles 12 months ago
My husband and I signed all the required documents on top of a Justice of Peace’s car in the parking lot of a TGI Fridays with our parents as witnesses. The JoP was my godfather. We all went inside and had dinner afterwards. Best “wedding” ever.
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 12 months ago
Hubby and I invited our friends to a night at our favorite pub and surprised them all (except our best friend who was the officiant) by getting married on the patio. No pressure to dress up or buy gifts, the pub donated the champagne, we paid for the food, everyone paid for their own beverages, and a good time was had by all! That's the best wedding ever!
Load More Replies... Just me, Happy Flower 11 months ago
Husband and I went to Vegas. Married and honeymoon combo. His massive family wasn’t happy. GOOD! Mission successful
Mia Black 12 months ago
I learned here it's called a desk wedding (Schreibtisch -Ehe) .... With all papers on hand you can do it in your lunch break time without anyone than the notary. Pay like 50€ , don't joke around, read and sign the papers, done. But because of taxes your bosses will know and may tell others (that can become mad at your for not saying or celebrating)
Pencil 11 months ago
Really? I honestly have never met anyone who does. Would you mind telling me what about them you like? Is it just seeing two people you care about commit to each other or do you enjoy being a +1 who doesn't even know the couple just as much? And does it matter if it's in a fancy hall or a backyard bbq? I'd be really interested in hearing anything you'd care to share.
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BlackCatWithWhiteSocks 11 months ago
Totally agree and this is our plan. We love each other. The day is for as to commit. Sign the papers and then go for a lovely trip. It is our day and not the day to entertain folk . Adios
Thomas Ewing 11 months ago
Don't tell your friends it's a wedding; just invite everyone over and party. Tell them afterward that you married. This saves fancy clothes, presents, and venue.
Laughing together also brings us closer together. Psychologist Rod A. Martin claimed that shared laughter strengthens social connections and makes people feel closer to each other. When we laugh with others, it strengthens our sense of togetherness, creating new relationships and fostering those that we already have.
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Lew k 11 months ago
It's prime rib. Its best cooked just enough so it's warm.
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S Bow 11 months ago
I agree, knock off its horns, wipe its asś and send it out 😆
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Darth Continent 11 months ago
STILL better than my mom's battleship gray lean top sirloin 1/4" thick "steak" growing up!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 11 months ago
My dad used to say "just pass it over a candleflame a few times and then serve it to me" XD I like my steak the same way - as rare as the restaurant can legally possibly serve it to me XD
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Sue Denham 12 months ago
Actually, Marco, they shift around when you're not looking. You don't know who you're going to crack next. It might be the bad egg.
Kyllein MacKellerann 11 months ago
Serial killers sometimes get that way by eating all the corn flakes in the house, becoming Cereal killers first, then moving up to people when the cereal runs out.
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Bettye McKee 11 months ago
Cat lovers search for cats in every situation.
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King Of Birbz 11 months ago
At first I thought the image was about the demonic car face in the reflection
Clinical psychologist Mitch Abblett, Ph.D., proposes injecting more mirthfulness into our conversations. By mirthfulness, he means actively redirecting the conversation during disagreements and fights to make it more witty. Instead of using passive aggression, we should veer towards something more funny and comical.
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Nitka Tsar 12 months ago
The snakes can come from 5 different directions and can hide anywhere. I think I would take the Gorilla.
CanadianDimes 12 months ago
Plus gorillas are usually pretty chill unless you’re threatening them. Don’t make eye contact and it’ll probably be ok
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XenoMurph 12 months ago
I'll pass on the gorilla, and the first 4 mambas. But I'll take Mamba No 5. ... A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long
Multa Nocte 12 months ago
A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (ah)
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The snakes. I would barricade myself into a café and survive on cake and coffee. I think I'd be safe there from the Mambas (unless they get in through the air vents) but I don't think the flimsy door would stop a gorilla.
Jeremy James 12 months ago
At first, I thought you said you would survive on "snake and coffee." I was like, okay, Chuck Norris!
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Panda Kicki 12 months ago
Unless they are actively attacking me I would go with the snakes. I have met black mambas and they seemed pretty shy. Probably look for a nice and warm hiding spot. I could just go to a open space, sit on the floor and chill.
Pencil 11 months ago
Exactly what I was thinking. Even if the snakes see you, you're far too big to be prey so there's no reason for them to approach. A gorilla, though, is highly intelligent and curious. Even if it didn't immediately perceive you as a threat, it would almost certainly want to come closer and check you out. And from there, anything could happen; none of it likely good.
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cerinamroth 12 months ago
Like a dead ballet dancer here (I used to dance). Somehow on my back in retiré position with my arms above my head is the most comfy position. Strangely enough, I still dream about dancing even though I haven’t for about 8 years now.
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Uncanny 12 months ago
I’m a flipping side sleeper. Literally. And I don’t like being breathed on, so when I flip in his direction, am known to say ‘’Roll over, please!’ to my long suffering husband. He’s so used to it now, he does it in his sleep. The man’s a saint! (Who also snores, so gets his revenge in the end). 😉
cerinamroth 12 months ago
I hate being breathed on too! It’s got to the point that if he turns my way and starts breathing on me, I do a fart and he turns away again 😈😈
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AuntKaren12 12 months ago
Since rotator cuff surgery, I constantly roll. Am so exhausted every morning.
justanotherweirdo 11 months ago
Haha, once I saw your comment, I looked back at the picture. Took me a minute to see it, but you’re right! FA?
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MotherofGuineaPigs 12 months ago
Side sleeper that doesn't move, like at all. Ex said it was like sleeping next to a corpse.
Nicola Thrope 11 months ago
I sleep on my back, usually starfished. Sleeping on my gut usually results in me rolling over and dislocating a shoulder in my sleep.
Roshan Kassan 11 months ago
Apparently, i practice jujutsu in my sleep and have been kicked into submission numerous times.
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Lester the Space Duck 12 months ago (edited)
(after completing something at work and getting better results than anyone else) Coworker: how did you get it to look so good?!? Me: (as I'm walking away) Didn't follow the instructions.
HardBoiledBlonde 12 months ago
Many moons ago, I had a job leasing apartments. There was a lot of different paperwork involved (before computers) and the file drawers were a mess. I couldn't take it anymore, so I cleaned up the filing cabinets and their files. The staff "loved it" and asked what system I had used. The alphabet, I alphabetized the files.
Abblett describes mirthfulness as "Intentionally speaking toward what is lighter, what is just funny about the factfulness of the moment in a way that joins people, unites them in a cause, or points to the universality of the struggle people have in such moments."
#16
*raspberry sound 12 months ago
Poor guy. Good on him for trying to do the right thing, even though it's hard.
ZuriLovesYou 12 months ago
I recommend listening to New Rules by Dua Lipa. It's a song about getting over someone.
Maureen Rouse 11 months ago
I wish step-daughter would be that way about the piece of trash who has his hooks in her brain.
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Hoi-Polloi 11 months ago
Pro-tip: If you decide to fake your own death to avoid your father's wrath, TELL YOURSELF first, so you don't do something drastic.
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Lotekguy 11 months ago
Used to be?? With so much free porn on the internet, I would assume it's more frequent than ever?
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Tom Brincefield 11 months ago
Once I realized the answer to that question was no, I stopped annoying women trying to get them to say yes.
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Wisteria Bookworm 10 months ago
The council has decided for you to be nominated as a sacrificial lamb for this sin.
He gives an example as well; if you and your partner are frustrated about doing laundry and throwing accusations at each other, try out some humor. Say something like "We're losers for letting the laundry pile up like this," propose you'll need a clone to have all this done. Your partner then can respond that that clone better be Martha Stewart who'll make you a soup-to-nuts dinner while she does it.
#19
Lester the Space Duck 12 months ago
I remember having to get "invited" to create a Gmail account.
Jenna Kay 11 months ago (edited)
8-tracks will always have a place in my heart!
Load More Replies... Shark Lady 12 months ago
I just had to explain to my 24 year old how cameras with film work. She got a disposable camera for her holiday and couldn't understand why there was no way of downloading the pictures to her laptop!
Kelly Scott 11 months ago
My friend told me that I was so old, when God said "Let there be light", I flipped the switch. I told him he should know because he wired the place.
Jenna Kay 11 months ago
My Google was at the library, in the encyclopaedia!!
Load More Replies... Nitka Tsar 12 months ago
Aah the good old days. I can‘t believe I am old enough to actually say that.
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Ralph Vanloton 11 months ago
Just continue to vote for 'Career Politicians' and you always be poor!
Miriam Insidecor 12 months ago
Lol. We really take for granted how much easier it is to be a kid.
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Angie May 12 months ago
Teslas are already made in China which is funny af
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Robert Millar 11 months ago
So far the only person who got this. Ten upvotes!
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Jayjay 12 months ago
Well, Musk outdid even Trump in arrogance, so, it wil be hard to duplicate his blown-up "technology" (not just the cars blowing up, also not able to bring astronauts back home). And you would not want to duplicate the arrogance with which he becomes one of Americas highest advice officers without ever being elected. He will not stop anywhere, just after the Magdenburg killings he started to condemn Germany....he will not stop unless stopped.
Forrest Hobbs 11 months ago (edited)
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Amanda Reinstatler 9 months ago
We better slap a trade tarriff on Elon and ship his a*s back to South Africa
So, it's all about being able to come up with quips even when you're stressed and having an argument. "Mirthfulness is not about mocking yourself or others, nor is it about denying, minimizing, or suppressing pain," Abblett notes. The most important thing, according to him, is to be aware that "being a human being means we get to laugh at the folly of thinking for a nanosecond that we were immune to the unfolding of chaos."
#22
Quinn 12 months ago (edited)
For many people, when they go to present or receive the cake, they find it has been stolen.
#23
Lester the Space Duck 12 months ago
At work, we have 32 ounce spray bottles for water, and the part number for them is "BOTQTWAT"
#24
Pyla 12 months ago
Yet 409 episodes of Forensic Files taught me that the cops can catch you from your toe and footprints
Andrew Keir 11 months ago
And if you send goods in a ship, it's a cargo, but if they go by car, it's a shipment
Steve Robert 11 months ago
Proof that tipping has gone to far. I didn't tip my finger enough, so it gave me the finger!
Paulina 11 months ago
What? Why would you say your toes don't have tips? What do they end with then?!
roepi 11 months ago
They don't. They go on forever. That's why it's so easy to step on so many people's toes.
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Christine Stewart 11 months ago
I bet those extreme athletes do fingertip pushups and just grin through the pain!
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Aside from the social aspect, humor can also help us deal with difficulties. Research shows that humor helps us build resilience. When we look at things from a humorous perspective, we don't take things as seriously and, therefore, we stress about them less. Even when we get scared, humor relaxes us and can be calming.
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Rinso The Red 12 months ago
If I remember correctly, he does this specifically to mess with paparazzi. They can only sell new pictures and if he's always wearing same outfit...
Liz Siemens 12 months ago
Daniel Radcliffe did this, too! Same outfit in public for 6 months straight so that the paparazzi couldn’t sell images they were taking, they looked old!
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Iva Kazalova 11 months ago (edited)
He did it on purpose so he wouldn’t present any interest to the paps, as it makes their photos worthless if they don’t seem new, Daniel Radcliffe does the same I think
Joots (shants/jorts) 9 months ago
yes, looks photoshopped or AI - its scary so many people commenting havent recognized it as such
Load More Replies... Gracie Mae 11 months ago
this would be me--some of my tshirts are 15 yrs old & still worn regularly
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Mike Rodrick 12 months ago
I get up at 25:00 every day like normal people.
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Brian Droste 12 months ago
I have difficulty going to sleep and don't have difficulty waking up, I have a difficulty getting up though.
Nitka Tsar 12 months ago
I would argue that this is only one difficulty, as the waking up problem would take care of itself, if the sleeping problem were removed
Linda Johnson 11 months ago
yep....every damn night....but check back with me at 2pm tomorrow and I won't be able to keep my eyes open.....WTF!!
#27
Anna Harding 11 months ago
Ha! My husband was just telling me about a beautiful orange moon-which turned out to be a Gulf sign !
Jaren Lloyd 10 months ago
most beautiful moon i've ever seen in my entire life (i'm a sucker for their chicken fries)
Bill Swallow 11 months ago
... And we're spending HOW MUCH on SLS, Orion, and Bechtel's @#$%^&* launch towers to get back *there* ??!?
However, humor isn't always the answer to life's problems. We shouldn't use humor to deflect dealing with painful feelings or as a coping or defense mechanism. Naturally, using it as a weapon against others is also a no-no; things can be funny without putting others down.
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Shark Lady 12 months ago
It's like starting a new school half way through the term and you get paired with the worst person in your class.
Auntriarch 12 months ago
That happened to me so often I became immune (or maybe I was the worst person in the class - I never thought of it that way)
Load More Replies... Louise Stange-Wahl 11 months ago
I know the feeling. Worked in a major TV show and we all knew that when we hit season 5, we should be concerned. They cancelled us in season 6.
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Nitka Tsar 12 months ago
In Germany this would need to be Ketchup and Mayonnaise, even if the package is not as yellow. … you know…. I don’t remember ever having seen mustard by Heinz.
Janissary35680 12 months ago (edited)
Probably because Germany's got much better mustards. Heinz yellow is so mild it hardly seems worth the effort.
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Nicola Thrope 11 months ago
WOW. Honestly, WOW! This is... that may be the single best advertisement I've ever seen. I actually can't unsee it anymore, Deadchup & Mustarine.
Sue Ellen Jensen 9 months ago
I've been watching M*A*S*H reruns. Have you ever noticed that Hawkeye's bathrobe is red and Trapper's is yellow?
Who am I, where am I 11 months ago
I'm from Pittsburgh, PA, US, where Heinz products started. I personally like French's mustard and their bottles have the gizmo that locks the lid back so it won't get in the way, which is a bonus
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Guess Undheit 11 months ago
That's cheaper then most The Rapists who do the same thing for higher prices. They all come in with a predisposed bias, whether it's divorce, child/parent estrangement, being anti-LGBTQIA, etc.
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 11 months ago
sorta genius. probably shouldn't have used the photo of himself so the SO would not catch on. Maybe a stock photo of a therapist or someone from Ice Age
Gracie Mae 11 months ago
hilariously diabolical & genius, but I'm betting he didn't have (m)any takers
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Jay Scott 11 months ago
I tell my wife all the time that's she's not passive aggressive, she's aggressive aggressive 🤣
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Guess Undheit 11 months ago
An idiot at work yesterday blamed me for not giving them something that I had given twenty minutes earlier. Other idiots stood around believing her. I sat at my desk, arms folded for twenty minutes, telling her, "Look for it. I gave it to you." The idiot finally started looking, then found it. No apology, no admission of screwing up. I looked all the accusers in the eye and told them to never blame me again.
Nicola Thrope 11 months ago
How incensed do you have to be, that your four year old has to write your work apology note for you at breakfast, hahahahahaha!
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Bettye McKee 11 months ago
Thank you. I donated my hair to Locks of Love,. No problem, it just grows back.
Christine Stewart 11 months ago
It takes about a month for hair to just grow 1/2 -1 inches, so he'll need to wait a year or more for another donation opportunity :)
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Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 11 months ago
time for a "LOOK AT THAT!" and duck around a corner
Load More Replies... Hoi-Polloi 11 months ago
In similar situations, I'll glance at my wrist where a watch isn't, declaim, "Whoah look at the time I gotta blow", and escape!
Colleen Glim 11 months ago
Used to have a regular customer we called jabberjaw. You did NOT start a conversation with this man! He would be walking alongside your car as you were trying to drive away
Nosirrow 11 months ago
My favourite interesting theory about Hitler is that supposedly neither he nor his buddy Rudolf Hess came up with the idea of writing a book in prison. It was suggested to them by other inmates who were sick and tired of having to listen to Hitler's ramblings. In my heart, I believe it's 100% true.
Gracie Mae 11 months ago
actually made notes when a friend called me one time--knowing I would be on the phone for better than an hour, i was curious about all the changes in topic, as well as seeing how her 'main' reason for calling would go. I've forgotten the details, but there were lots of changes because she would get distracted and go off in about 12 different directions, touching on the main reason for the call 3-4 different times. I rarely got a word in edgewise, but that was normal. Very enlightening & funny
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Andrew Keir 11 months ago
I had a brain sell but I didn't get much for it
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Probably Aoife 11 months ago
I have seven brain cells that range from 'I don't want to exist' to 'Let's take over the f*ckin' government'. Fun times :D
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Ace 12 months ago
"Protect the liver from toxins". The liver. The organ whose primary function is to remove toxins from the blood.
RedMarbles 11 months ago
It can only handle so many though before getting damaged.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 12 months ago
Checks out. If I ate asparagus every time I overindulged in alcohol, I would soon stop overindulging in alcohol.
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 11 months ago
and the smell of your own pee will sober you right up and make you puke. no more hang over.
zak 11 months ago
Did you know that being able to smell "asparagus pee" is genetic? Some people can't smell it, lucky bastards lol
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Joshua David 11 months ago
Oh and drink lots of water after you're done drinking. Never knew about asparagus.
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Christine Stewart 11 months ago
Unfortunately, they just lie on the label. 10 thousand chickens shoved into a quonset hut aren't exactly free from stress...
Michael Largey 12 months ago
Which shows that just when you think everything's going fine, ...
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ThatOneDudeThatLooksFamiliar 10 months ago (edited)
He? The guy was the one who replied, wasn't he?
Load More Replies... Who am I, where am I 11 months ago
I cuss like a cross between a Marine and a truck driver. I was a Marine and my Dad was a truck driver. Our family motto was, "if you can't truck it, fück it"
#38
Karri Berkowitz 12 months ago
That would be the child’s lunch every day till they were all gone.
BookFanatic 12 months ago
Mom? That you? Lol I did the same thing as a kid, and my mom also made me eat them for lunch.
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Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 11 months ago
hmm. yeah. so, not only are you grounded, but you get a mystery lunch for around 19 days. congratulations. well done. proud of you.
Nitka Tsar 12 months ago
Wow. Please tell me you teaching methods, so I can avoid them. Someone failed at raising their kid propperly.
Nicola Thrope 11 months ago
That is actually very impressive strategic thinking on the part of the child, I would legitimately be impressed and let him off the hook for his ingenuity. He would absolutely be eating those cans until the cows come home, but I'd have great respect for him if he actually took his punishment like a man. Mind you, by the time men are capable of this, it's not called grounding. It's called a marital dispute, hahahahaha!
Joshua David 11 months ago
Reason # 1,003,600 I chose a life without children in it. Regrets? 0.
#39
Feathered Dinosaur 12 months ago
The paw isn't real. But anyone who wants a real scare should look at an MRI of a fetus
Alex Boyd 11 months ago
I did a whole deep dive on this a few months ago; it turns out it's a real paw of a newborn kitten.
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Carrie Laughs 11 months ago
It is. Retro breed to remove the traits added in that makes them have breathing difficulties and eye sockets that are too shallow. Make them look like they did 50 years ago!!
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Lord of the wings 11 months ago
anyone who wants to die should go looks at a MRI of a fetus. Looks like a alien
Dogcat vet (retired) 11 months ago
https://veteriankey.com/radiographic-considerations-of-the-young-patient/ ..... young animal xrays of paws are going to look funny btw as the bones are still developing. Makes fixing a broken leg or foot a challenge as the bones are very soft for any internal repair
medcrest 11 months ago
Did ER work. Number of 1 and 2 year olds with fingers slammed in door with normal x-ray (radiographs for the medical snobs).
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Elisabeth Chai 11 months ago
I did too. It's scary enough to abort all of them! /s
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#40
Senjo Krane 11 months ago
I would say it's the elbow/wrist configuration. I find that fascinating and highly amusing too.
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#42
Alex Martin 11 months ago
And one promised to be there with the truck but got "called into work."
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Ryan Mercer 11 months ago (edited)
I'm sitting in that chair. Great chair, but it sucks to dust it.
marianne eliza 11 months ago
Looks like the serial un-alive-er on Silence of the Lambs, who was based on Ted Bundy and Gary Heidnik. "Gee. Could you help me put this in the back of my van?"
#43
Huddo's sister 12 months ago
Well...my sister is shorter than me and I did lick her on the head at least once when I was drunk...
Lee Gilliland 11 months ago
Mine's six inches shorter, so I walk up behind her and put my chin on the top of her head😂😂😂
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Michael Largey 12 months ago (edited)
It's more what's right underneath the top of her head that keeps people of all heights away.
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ucp 12 months ago
I feel uncomfortable around short people. Who knows what they’re getting up to all the way down there?
Bettye McKee 11 months ago
I'm a tall person. You can rest assured that I will not be licking your head.
Auntriarch 12 months ago (edited)
Well it hasn't happened yet. Though Nicky at the pub does hug me to her bosom and laugh while I suffocate. I fooled her on Christmas Day, I wore heels
#44
marianne eliza 11 months ago
Most fountain beverages are so watered down, and the cup filled with ice, you're not really getting much soda.
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Wendy Neumeyer 11 months ago
The label is in Spanish. Mexican coke is better, I'm told. I stopped drinking soda a long time ago.
#45
Lester the Space Duck 12 months ago
With all the crazy names out there, we don't need a "Ptoughneigh".
BookFanatic 12 months ago
I would take great pleasure in calling them "puh-TOE-nay". Of course, I'm a mean individual.
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CanadianDimes 12 months ago
A friend of mine has a D&D character she wants to play named Gughgh (pronounced Jeff)
#46
moon bug 12 months ago
Stop posting this lie! It was done by a woman who run a sand castle making class.
JoeKing 12 months ago
I just done a reverse search on the image and you are correct, is comes from this site: https://sandcastleu.com/our-work
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Debra Newell 11 months ago
I was gonna say, “These are incredible!” I didn’t know that there were “Sand Castle” instructors out there. I learned something new today.
John Hopkins 11 months ago
Wait a minute.........isn't this where Squidward, Patrick and Spongebob live?????? Sandcastles????? What happened to the island?????
Amanda Reinstatler 9 months ago
You can tell its a lie to, because NO ONE would call that a waste of time.
#47
DowntownStevieB 12 months ago
Depending on where this is, but a lot of 50s homes had ceiling outlets for hanging lamps.
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Lord of the laserprinter. 11 months ago
While new slant on „Flying Toaster!“ Now let’s see how many of you get that.
Joanne Hudson 10 months ago
I was just noticing yesterday an outlet next to the track lighting in the ceiling. Over a window, but not centered.
#48
BookFanatic 12 months ago
Same. I was an idiot until my 30s. Okay, so I'm still an idiot in my 40s. But I'm a self-aware idiot.
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marianne eliza 11 months ago (edited)
40's were better. Finally financially comfortable, in a good position at work. Comfortable in my body and suddenly highly arousable. But then I am childfree so my 40's may have been better than others.
#49
Lester the Space Duck 12 months ago
These aren't the people that you have to worry about! It's the asswipe that steals everyone else's food that is the problem!
JoeKing 12 months ago
There's a young guy in my office who is lactose intolerant, he has his own lactose free milk. One of the older men, help their self to his milk if there's no 'office' milk, rather than get off his a*se and go to the shop (2 minute walk)
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Apparently, we would not want to work with the one commenting. They sound like the ones who the people in the picture are guarding against.
JL 12 months ago
NTA for locking up their milk, but YTA for putting such huge jugs in there taking up all the space.
Panda McPandaface 11 months ago
There still seems to be space available...
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KindnessMatters 9 months ago
I know it's a joke but it's not an office, it's a lab that is testing milk.
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Jane No Dough 12 months ago (edited)
Why am I still seeing photos swiped from someone's random Instagram labeled BoredPanda.com? Did you pay her for them BP? Because they weren't hers to sell either!
The Pretenders 12 months ago (edited)
That's why they credit the person they 'borrowed' the photos from.
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Raymond Cote 11 months ago
These are hardly worth crying or laughing for. Unless you are a complete idiot
Gwen Feldman 11 months ago
I live in the wonderful United States where I am free to redo my kitchen but not free to put electrical outlets in the side of a cooking island. Why? because my child could come along and pull/or get hung up on a cord and somehow be electrocuted. I try to explain this to my child as I send him to public school where any gun-nut can open fire on him and his classmates. Only in 'murica.
Jane No Dough 12 months ago (edited)
Why am I still seeing photos swiped from someone's random Instagram labeled BoredPanda.com? Did you pay her for them BP? Because they weren't hers to sell either!
The Pretenders 12 months ago (edited)
That's why they credit the person they 'borrowed' the photos from.
Load More Replies... Raymond Cote 11 months ago
These are hardly worth crying or laughing for. Unless you are a complete idiot
Gwen Feldman 11 months ago
I live in the wonderful United States where I am free to redo my kitchen but not free to put electrical outlets in the side of a cooking island. Why? because my child could come along and pull/or get hung up on a cord and somehow be electrocuted. I try to explain this to my child as I send him to public school where any gun-nut can open fire on him and his classmates. Only in 'murica.
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